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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So fed up of the most ridiculous messages
“Nice tits” and such like, or even worse copied and pasted ones (yes we can tell).
What’s been the worst first message you’ve received?? |
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"So fed up of the most ridiculous messages
“Nice tits” and such like, or even worse copied and pasted ones (yes we can tell).
What’s been the worst first message you’ve received??"
Well, we hope you enjoyed reading our message, that’s a thing we pride ourselves on...   |
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"Can I suck your cock? (It was off a bloke )
So many men get this they have to put in their bio they’re straight. "
I changed account to just messages off couples and females. Judging by some of the messages saying I’m straight didn’t put some off |
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"So fed up of the most ridiculous messages
“Nice tits” and such like, or even worse copied and pasted ones (yes we can tell).
What’s been the worst first message you’ve received??"
your quite short for a man
Did make me laugh lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So fed up of the most ridiculous messages
“Nice tits” and such like, or even worse copied and pasted ones (yes we can tell).
What’s been the worst first message you’ve received?? your quite short for a man
Did make me laugh lol"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve had a few cringe worthy first messages but one that stands out was
“can me and my brother fuck you and make you pregnant”
Nice!!  "
Oh god I’ve had similar. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When it comes to messages I do my best to try and greet myself to people but so many people just think it's a copy and paste message when it actually isn't I don't send messages like night it's I have always tried to be a gentleman sometimes it just doesn't work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So fed up of the most ridiculous messages
“Nice tits” and such like, or even worse copied and pasted ones (yes we can tell).
What’s been the worst first message you’ve received??"
Not been active long enough to get a 'bad' message.
By the way OP - 'Nice tits' (just sayin') |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had just "?" a few times!
WTF is that even supposed to mean?"
I am presuming they are ever so kindly inquiring whether you would be so kind as to think about, maybe (possibly), fucking them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve had a few cringe worthy first messages but one that stands out was
“can me and my brother fuck you and make you pregnant”
Nice!!
Well,was it a yes or no!!??  "
Most definitely a no.....I was old enough to be their mother hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So fed up of the most ridiculous messages
“Nice tits” and such like, or even worse copied and pasted ones (yes we can tell).
What’s been the worst first message you’ve received??
Not been active long enough to get a 'bad' message.
By the way OP - 'Nice tits' (just sayin') "
I’ll let you off as we’ve talked stationary |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So fed up of the most ridiculous messages
“Nice tits” and such like, or even worse copied and pasted ones (yes we can tell).
What’s been the worst first message you’ve received??
Not been active long enough to get a 'bad' message.
By the way OP - 'Nice tits' (just sayin')
I’ll let you off as we’ve talked stationary "
We could talk while moving around next time  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So fed up of the most ridiculous messages
“Nice tits” and such like, or even worse copied and pasted ones (yes we can tell).
What’s been the worst first message you’ve received??
Not been active long enough to get a 'bad' message.
By the way OP - 'Nice tits' (just sayin')
I’ll let you off as we’ve talked stationary
We could talk while moving around next time "
Hahahahaha hahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had just "?" a few times!
WTF is that even supposed to mean?
I am presuming they are ever so kindly inquiring whether you would be so kind as to think about, maybe (possibly), fucking them. "
Probably what is insinuated but I prefer to read it like they are confused about their life in general and/or having a full blown existential crisis that has rendered them speechless. |
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? is what happens when you enter unsupported emojis.
The worst is hard to say. I intensely dislike the ones that are an address and a time slot. Thank you for granting me some of your precious time, but I'm afraid I must decline. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had just "?" a few times!
WTF is that even supposed to mean?
I am presuming they are ever so kindly inquiring whether you would be so kind as to think about, maybe (possibly), fucking them.
Probably what is insinuated but I prefer to read it like they are confused about their life in general and/or having a full blown existential crisis that has rendered them speechless."
The eternal question - WHY? |
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"I've had just "?" a few times!
WTF is that even supposed to mean?
I am presuming they are ever so kindly inquiring whether you would be so kind as to think about, maybe (possibly), fucking them.
Probably what is insinuated but I prefer to read it like they are confused about their life in general and/or having a full blown existential crisis that has rendered them speechless.
The eternal question - WHY?"
I did have a message once that was paragraphs of all caps about how amazing I was. I suspect it was meant to be flattering to stand out. It came across unhinged. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've had just "?" a few times!
WTF is that even supposed to mean?
I am presuming they are ever so kindly inquiring whether you would be so kind as to think about, maybe (possibly), fucking them.
Probably what is insinuated but I prefer to read it like they are confused about their life in general and/or having a full blown existential crisis that has rendered them speechless.
The eternal question - WHY?
I did have a message once that was paragraphs of all caps about how amazing I was. I suspect it was meant to be flattering to stand out. It came across unhinged."
Lol this made me chuckle. |
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"I’ve had a few cringe worthy first messages but one that stands out was
“can me and my brother fuck you and make you pregnant”
Nice!!
Well,was it a yes or no!!??
Most definitely a no.....I was old enough to be their mother hahaha "
You are way too fussy!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had just "?" a few times!
WTF is that even supposed to mean?
I am presuming they are ever so kindly inquiring whether you would be so kind as to think about, maybe (possibly), fucking them.
Probably what is insinuated but I prefer to read it like they are confused about their life in general and/or having a full blown existential crisis that has rendered them speechless."
I regularly get messages tiled 'wow' with the text 'mmmm'. Sometimes and as a refreshing change get messages titled 'mmmm' containing the text 'wow
And they say the art if conversation is dead! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have had many
Still get this one from the same guy regularly though, he hasn't given up lol:
Hi. Can I tongue punch your fartbox please.
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I think I was just sick in my mouth |
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As I don't appeal to many people (and that's a simple statement of fact, rather than my usual negativity) I don't get enough messages for any to be particularly bad.
However the annoying ones are usually off the back of a forum thread where the sender is on their high horse about something, or accuses me of something, but blocks me so I can't reply.
Children, the lot of them.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve had a few cringe worthy first messages but one that stands out was
“can me and my brother fuck you and make you pregnant”
Nice!!
Well,was it a yes or no!!??
Most definitely a no.....I was old enough to be their mother hahaha
You are way too fussy!!! "
I am yes (sigh) |
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"“U ok” was the worst I’ve had.
Just as bad as “Hi”
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I've had "k?" a few times from different people.
I wasn't sure if that was supposed to be an abbreviated version of the not much better "u ok" or a poor attempt at trying to sell me veterinary drugs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Literally just received one in my inbox now....
“How well do you suck then?”
As if I’ve not heard that a zillion times before
Again,you never tell your replies! "
I haven’t thought of a witty reply back yet.....or even if it deserves a reply |
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"Literally just received one in my inbox now....
“How well do you suck then?”
As if I’ve not heard that a zillion times before "
Wazza swing dress? Is it short? Betya don't wear knickers. Im gonna bend ya over in a pub n fuck you mmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Literally just received one in my inbox now....
“How well do you suck then?”
As if I’ve not heard that a zillion times before
Wazza swing dress? Is it short? Betya don't wear knickers. Im gonna bend ya over in a pub n fuck you mmmm"
Cute |
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"“U ok” was the worst I’ve had.
Just as bad as “Hi”
I've had "k?" a few times from different people.
I wasn't sure if that was supposed to be an abbreviated version of the not much better "u ok" or a poor attempt at trying to sell me veterinary drugs "
I hate text speak at the best of times but how can you possibly reply to that?!? Veterinary drugs would be preferable! ?? Xx |
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By *oungJayyMan
over a year ago
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For me, i normal have men blocked from messages, but i did change this once to see what kind of conversations I'd have and literally the first message within minutes was:
"id suck ya"
And that kind of ruined it for me.. So instantly men got blocked again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's quite difficult to send a first message that's gonna stand out from the rest of the men on here. I've often put a lot of effort into a message and got nothing back and sometimes a wink is enough to spark a few messages. It's a lot easier to strike up a con station with someone if you happen to see them on the forums......but that's when the dreaded "distance" comes in! |
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"Literally just received one in my inbox now....
“How well do you suck then?”
As if I’ve not heard that a zillion times before
Wazza swing dress? Is it short? Betya don't wear knickers. Im gonna bend ya over in a pub n fuck you mmmm
Cute "
Gets old after awhile |
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It's the unimaginative "hi"
From profiles with very little info and no pics that bug me... make a big effort with your first message and introduce yourself if your profile doesn't have much in it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your son will kill himself because his mum is a slag on fab with face pics up
I hope your unborn son dies or is severely disabled
If you follow this diet and workout plan I’ll meet you
The ones where they threaten to r@*e me
The ones where they know who I am and try and bribe me, or won’t let on who they are and get super creepy
And just the general abuse ones  |
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You all complain and I get it why but imagine you wrote a nice message and then you get a shit message back ....That’s even worse!
I get woman have plenty of messages but come on!! Show me interest!! |
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"Your son will kill himself because his mum is a slag on fab with face pics up
I hope your unborn son dies or is severely disabled
If you follow this diet and workout plan I’ll meet you
The ones where they threaten to r@*e me
The ones where they know who I am and try and bribe me, or won’t let on who they are and get super creepy
And just the general abuse ones "
WTF . Who would say that?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your son will kill himself because his mum is a slag on fab with face pics up
I hope your unborn son dies or is severely disabled
If you follow this diet and workout plan I’ll meet you
The ones where they threaten to r@*e me
The ones where they know who I am and try and bribe me, or won’t let on who they are and get super creepy
And just the general abuse ones
WTF . Who would say that??"
 two of them were people from the forums! |
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"Your son will kill himself because his mum is a slag on fab with face pics up
I hope your unborn son dies or is severely disabled
If you follow this diet and workout plan I’ll meet you
The ones where they threaten to r@*e me
The ones where they know who I am and try and bribe me, or won’t let on who they are and get super creepy
And just the general abuse ones
WTF . Who would say that??
two of them were people from the forums! "
WTAF |
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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago
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"Your son will kill himself because his mum is a slag on fab with face pics up
I hope your unborn son dies or is severely disabled
If you follow this diet and workout plan I’ll meet you
The ones where they threaten to r@*e me
The ones where they know who I am and try and bribe me, or won’t let on who they are and get super creepy
And just the general abuse ones "
Wtf these are horrendous  |
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"Your son will kill himself because his mum is a slag on fab with face pics up
I hope your unborn son dies or is severely disabled
If you follow this diet and workout plan I’ll meet you
The ones where they threaten to r@*e me
The ones where they know who I am and try and bribe me, or won’t let on who they are and get super creepy
And just the general abuse ones "
Absolutely horrible. Who the fuck in their right mind sends messages like that. Locked up they should be,wankers |
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