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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

It may not have escaped your attention, a certain frisson between Sophie.720 and JennieTV. Oh the shade of it all!

There is only one way to solve this ....

In the pink corner: Jennie. Legs of a gazelle, shoulders of a gibbon, breath of a walrus.

In the .... other pink corner: Sophie. Grace of a flamingo, legs of a flamingo, face of a flamingo.

So come on fabbers how should these two battling queens fight it out?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Make up wars

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jelly wrestling....Or custard, that works

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Make up wars "

You'd win x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Jelly wrestling....Or custard, that works "

She'd eat all the custard. She has an amazing ability to swallow.

I would imagine

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Jelly wrestling....Or custard, that works

She'd eat all the custard. She has an amazing ability to swallow.

I would imagine"

Says the one who forgets she has a nutribullet and makes her smoothies anal stylee

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Jelly wrestling....Or custard, that works

She'd eat all the custard. She has an amazing ability to swallow.

I would imagine

Says the one who forgets she has a nutribullet and makes her smoothies anal stylee "

You told me it was a big vibrating butt plug

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Jelly wrestling....Or custard, that works

She'd eat all the custard. She has an amazing ability to swallow.

I would imagine

Says the one who forgets she has a nutribullet and makes her smoothies anal stylee

You told me it was a big vibrating butt plug "

I told you it LOOKS like a vibrating butt plug.....when will you start to listen

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A throwdown lowdown dirty and flirty bare knuckle fisticuffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A throwdown lowdown dirty and flirty bare knuckle fisticuffs "

A fist fight?

Oo err

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By *inkyman1964Man  over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"A throwdown lowdown dirty and flirty bare knuckle fisticuffs

A fist fight?

Oo err"

A fisting session!

Cock slapping or a 69 shootout ??

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"A throwdown lowdown dirty and flirty bare knuckle fisticuffs

A fist fight?

Oo err"

No fists although I expect a lot of bitch slapping......i like being slapped

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By *abasaurus RexMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire

How many Haribo rings can you stuff into your rings.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kissing competition? A group of carefully selected peeps kiss both of you and rate? I’m sure there’d be enough volunteers...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Kissing competition? A group of carefully selected peeps kiss both of you and rate? I’m sure there’d be enough volunteers... "

So long as I don't have to kiss her.

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By *riar BelisseWoman  over a year ago

On Holibobs

An Ikea meatball and gravy food fight with added Jam

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Arm wrestling

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"An Ikea meatball and gravy food fight with added Jam "

Never without the jam x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A throwdown lowdown dirty and flirty bare knuckle fisticuffs

A fist fight?

Oo err

No fists although I expect a lot of bitch slapping......i like being slapped "

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Kissing competition? A group of carefully selected peeps kiss both of you and rate? I’m sure there’d be enough volunteers... "

They will have to kiss me first as she has already confessed to having the breath of a walrus and i dont want anyone bringing me her walrus cooties....that's if they aren't knocked out already by the smell

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"How many Haribo rings can you stuff into your rings. "

You do realise they got the idea for the channel tunnel from her bending over naked to pick up a bar of soap?

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

I love you 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Arm wrestling "

Not a fair fight... have you seen the size of her bloke shoulders?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I love you 2"

I love you more than she does!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"I love you 2

I love you more than she does!"

Well you dont have a beating heart so how can you be so sure about that

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Arm wrestling

Not a fair fight... have you seen the size of her bloke shoulders?"

I enhance them in my pics to make you feel more feminine

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Arm wrestling

Not a fair fight... have you seen the size of her bloke shoulders?

I enhance them in my pics to make you feel more feminine "

There aint a filter in the world THAT strong.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Quick!

Shes logged off ... more suggestions please so I can get some cheap shots off without any comeback!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Quick!

Shes logged off ... more suggestions please so I can get some cheap shots off without any comeback!"

Sorry girl but I don't do cheap

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Quick!

Shes logged off ... more suggestions please so I can get some cheap shots off without any comeback!

Sorry girl but I don't do cheap "

Bugger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wrestling in slime.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Quick!

Shes logged off ... more suggestions please so I can get some cheap shots off without any comeback!

Sorry girl but I don't do cheap

Bugger"

I do do buggery.....as often as I can (she says after stepping out of the shower having fallen arse first on a 10inch dildo)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wrestling in slime. "

What? Sopie's natural habitat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Quick!

Shes logged off ... more suggestions please so I can get some cheap shots off without any comeback!

Sorry girl but I don't do cheap

Bugger

I do do buggery.....as often as I can (she says after stepping out of the shower having fallen arse first on a 10inch dildo) "

10?

Amateur

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By *eterpervisMan  over a year ago

back where i came from


"Quick!

Shes logged off ... more suggestions please so I can get some cheap shots off without any comeback!

Sorry girl but I don't do cheap

Bugger

I do do buggery.....as often as I can (she says after stepping out of the shower having fallen arse first on a 10inch dildo) "

Well the copious amounts of soap being splashed around, when did you notice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Quick!

Shes logged off ... more suggestions please so I can get some cheap shots off without any comeback!

Sorry girl but I don't do cheap

Bugger

I do do buggery.....as often as I can (she says after stepping out of the shower having fallen arse first on a 10inch dildo)

Well the copious amounts of soap being splashed around, when did you notice?"

Sophie? Soap?

Oh thats a good one

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By *eterpervisMan  over a year ago

back where i came from

How did she realize it was missing? Does she use it to prop the toilet seat up?

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By *edVelveteenCouple  over a year ago

Heaven in the Midlands

Lol. Most fun I've had in ages! Thanks, ladies. Um...pistols at dawn?? Too permanent?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Quick!

Shes logged off ... more suggestions please so I can get some cheap shots off without any comeback!

Sorry girl but I don't do cheap

Bugger

I do do buggery.....as often as I can (she says after stepping out of the shower having fallen arse first on a 10inch dildo)

10?

Amateur"

Some of us haven't worked up to our arses devouring multiple traffic cones quite yet so when I get to that point I'll come to you for lessons

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Lol. Most fun I've had in ages! Thanks, ladies. Um...pistols at dawn?? Too permanent? "

She does love a good shooting up the bum so I'm sure she will say it's fine

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By *eterpervisMan  over a year ago

back where i came from

Do I hear a hint of jealousy..

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Do I hear a hint of jealousy.."

Nope, she bent over to reach something on the bottom shelf so what you're hearing is an echo

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Lol. Most fun I've had in ages! Thanks, ladies. Um...pistols at dawn?? Too permanent? "

Permanent?

She'd still find a way of coming back.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Lol. Most fun I've had in ages! Thanks, ladies. Um...pistols at dawn?? Too permanent?

Permanent?

She'd still find a way of coming back."

Or just coming

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do I hear a hint of jealousy..

Nope, she bent over to reach something on the bottom shelf so what you're hearing is an echo "

Yep ... ole green eyes is back

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Do I hear a hint of jealousy..

Nope, she bent over to reach something on the bottom shelf so what you're hearing is an echo

Yep ... ole green eyes is back "

But mine are blue darling

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do I hear a hint of jealousy..

Nope, she bent over to reach something on the bottom shelf so what you're hearing is an echo

Yep ... ole green eyes is back

But mine are blue darling "

...blueish

.

Sweetheart

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Do I hear a hint of jealousy..

Nope, she bent over to reach something on the bottom shelf so what you're hearing is an echo

Yep ... ole green eyes is back

But mine are blue darling

...blueish

.

Sweetheart"

Like your balls?

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By *dam_TinaCouple  over a year ago

Hampshire

Rock, paper, scissor sisters

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do I hear a hint of jealousy..

Nope, she bent over to reach something on the bottom shelf so what you're hearing is an echo

Yep ... ole green eyes is back

But mine are blue darling

...blueish

.

Sweetheart

Like your balls? "

Lick my balls?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Rock, paper, scissor sisters"

Nice theory .... apart from the scissor sister bit. Have you seen what she's got in there?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dance off round your handbags

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

A slingback slug out ... who's got the highest heels

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

A bake off ...soggiest bottom loses

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Kissing competition? A group of carefully selected peeps kiss both of you and rate? I’m sure there’d be enough volunteers... "

Ok, so I'm late to the party as usual but I totally get behind this idea.... And unsurprisingly to many I imagine...

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"Dance off round your handbags "

Handbags at dawn

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Dance off round your handbags "

Could work ... though hers is more of a sack

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By *abasaurus RexMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"How many Haribo rings can you stuff into your rings.

You do realise they got the idea for the channel tunnel from her bending over naked to pick up a bar of soap? "

Seems legit.

Though if that’s the case, I have to ask why it’s so expensive?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A bake off ...soggiest bottom loses"

To be fair we both have fairly soggy bottoms!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"How many Haribo rings can you stuff into your rings.

You do realise they got the idea for the channel tunnel from her bending over naked to pick up a bar of soap?

Seems legit.

Though if that’s the case, I have to ask why it’s so expensive?"

Cos my arse don't come cheap babe

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Kissing competition? A group of carefully selected peeps kiss both of you and rate? I’m sure there’d be enough volunteers...

Ok, so I'm late to the party as usual but I totally get behind this idea.... And unsurprisingly to many I imagine...

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE "

Or the prize?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I think I win by default.

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

How did I miss this!

I'm thinking an assault course. Ladies, fully dressed, heels the works. No stopping to touch up your makeup. Knobbling of the other compulsory.

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

I know..seems to be over before it started ..

There's so many more senarios to consider

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I know..seems to be over before it started ..

There's so many more senarios to consider "

And I thought these girls were fierce

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I think I win by default.

"

I may have to fight you myself

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By *arex2Couple  over a year ago

Bradford


"I think I win by default.

I may have to fight you myself "

No one wins. It's a draw. Both gorgeous. End of!

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Kissing competition? A group of carefully selected peeps kiss both of you and rate? I’m sure there’d be enough volunteers...

Ok, so I'm late to the party as usual but I totally get behind this idea.... And unsurprisingly to many I imagine...

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

Or the prize? "

Not sure I'm a worthy prize but if you insist....

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I think I win by default.

I may have to fight you myself

No one wins. It's a draw. Both gorgeous. End of!"

Nah...that's too easy!

Maybe I should take them on together

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"How did I miss this!

I'm thinking an assault course. Ladies, fully dressed, heels the works. No stopping to touch up your makeup. Knobbling of the other compulsory.

"

I don't need no course on how to assault someone!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think I win by default.

I may have to fight you myself

No one wins. It's a draw. Both gorgeous. End of!

Nah...that's too easy!

Maybe I should take them on together

"

Not sharing you with that one.

Have I not pissed this lamp post enough already?

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By *lbinoGorillaMan  over a year ago

Redditch

This has made me howl with laughter - so fabulously bitchy, the pair of you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This has made me howl with laughter - so fabulously bitchy, the pair of you "

Is it bitchy if it's true?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I know..seems to be over before it started ..

There's so many more senarios to consider "

My arch nemesis appears to be absent this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I know..seems to be over before it started ..

There's so many more senarios to consider "

Do tell ...

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"This has made me howl with laughter - so fabulously bitchy, the pair of you

Is it bitchy if it's true?"

Ooooooo

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I think I win by default.

I may have to fight you myself

No one wins. It's a draw. Both gorgeous. End of!

Nah...that's too easy!

Maybe I should take them on together

Not sharing you with that one.

Have I not pissed this lamp post enough already?"

No..you need to get your leg higher than that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think I win by default.

I may have to fight you myself

No one wins. It's a draw. Both gorgeous. End of!

Nah...that's too easy!

Maybe I should take them on together

Not sharing you with that one.

Have I not pissed this lamp post enough already?

No..you need to get your leg higher than that!"

In these heels?

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I think I win by default.

I may have to fight you myself

No one wins. It's a draw. Both gorgeous. End of!

Nah...that's too easy!

Maybe I should take them on together

Not sharing you with that one.

Have I not pissed this lamp post enough already?

No..you need to get your leg higher than that!

In these heels?"

Heels and one in of your gorgeous outfits

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"How did I miss this!

I'm thinking an assault course. Ladies, fully dressed, heels the works. No stopping to touch up your makeup. Knobbling of the other compulsory.

I don't need no course on how to assault someone!"

No shit

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"I know..seems to be over before it started ..

There's so many more senarios to consider

My arch nemesis appears to be absent this morning"

Isn't the description of an arch nemesis your opposing equal? I'm certain this isn't equal and weighted heavily in my favour thanks to my bulky arms.....bitch

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I know..seems to be over before it started ..

There's so many more senarios to consider

My arch nemesis appears to be absent this morning

Isn't the description of an arch nemesis your opposing equal? I'm certain this isn't equal and weighted heavily in my favour thanks to my bulky arms.....bitch "

Oh here it is.

Ding ding round two.

Good response on the nemesis thing. I am surprised

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"This has made me howl with laughter - so fabulously bitchy, the pair of you "

This is well behaved in case of a forum holiday

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"I know..seems to be over before it started ..

There's so many more senarios to consider

My arch nemesis appears to be absent this morning

Isn't the description of an arch nemesis your opposing equal? I'm certain this isn't equal and weighted heavily in my favour thanks to my bulky arms.....bitch

Oh here it is.

Ding ding round two.

Good response on the nemesis thing. I am surprised "

Surprised? Even something like a traffic cone randomly falling out of your arse is never a surprise to the rest of us

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I know..seems to be over before it started ..

There's so many more senarios to consider

My arch nemesis appears to be absent this morning

Isn't the description of an arch nemesis your opposing equal? I'm certain this isn't equal and weighted heavily in my favour thanks to my bulky arms.....bitch

Oh here it is.

Ding ding round two.

Good response on the nemesis thing. I am surprised

Surprised? Even something like a traffic cone randomly falling out of your arse is never a surprise to the rest of us "

Full me you woke up sharp!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"I know..seems to be over before it started ..

There's so many more senarios to consider

My arch nemesis appears to be absent this morning

Isn't the description of an arch nemesis your opposing equal? I'm certain this isn't equal and weighted heavily in my favour thanks to my bulky arms.....bitch

Oh here it is.

Ding ding round two.

Good response on the nemesis thing. I am surprised

Surprised? Even something like a traffic cone randomly falling out of your arse is never a surprise to the rest of us

Full me you woke up sharp!"

I've been awake since 5am darling....some of us have a purpose

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I know..seems to be over before it started ..

There's so many more senarios to consider

My arch nemesis appears to be absent this morning

Isn't the description of an arch nemesis your opposing equal? I'm certain this isn't equal and weighted heavily in my favour thanks to my bulky arms.....bitch

Oh here it is.

Ding ding round two.

Good response on the nemesis thing. I am surprised

Surprised? Even something like a traffic cone randomly falling out of your arse is never a surprise to the rest of us

Full me you woke up sharp!

I've been awake since 5am darling....some of us have a purpose "

You might actually be a worthy opponent afterall sweetheart

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"I know..seems to be over before it started ..

There's so many more senarios to consider

My arch nemesis appears to be absent this morning

Isn't the description of an arch nemesis your opposing equal? I'm certain this isn't equal and weighted heavily in my favour thanks to my bulky arms.....bitch

Oh here it is.

Ding ding round two.

Good response on the nemesis thing. I am surprised

Surprised? Even something like a traffic cone randomly falling out of your arse is never a surprise to the rest of us

Full me you woke up sharp!

I've been awake since 5am darling....some of us have a purpose

You might actually be a worthy opponent afterall sweetheart"

Ohhhhh have you found someone suitably equipped to take me on at last?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I know..seems to be over before it started ..

There's so many more senarios to consider

My arch nemesis appears to be absent this morning

Isn't the description of an arch nemesis your opposing equal? I'm certain this isn't equal and weighted heavily in my favour thanks to my bulky arms.....bitch

Oh here it is.

Ding ding round two.

Good response on the nemesis thing. I am surprised

Surprised? Even something like a traffic cone randomly falling out of your arse is never a surprise to the rest of us

Full me you woke up sharp!

I've been awake since 5am darling....some of us have a purpose

You might actually be a worthy opponent afterall sweetheart

Ohhhhh have you found someone suitably equipped to take me on at last? "

I will respond appropriately just as soon as I can think of a decent answer. Fuck me ... someone brought their A game today

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"I know..seems to be over before it started ..

There's so many more senarios to consider

My arch nemesis appears to be absent this morning

Isn't the description of an arch nemesis your opposing equal? I'm certain this isn't equal and weighted heavily in my favour thanks to my bulky arms.....bitch

Oh here it is.

Ding ding round two.

Good response on the nemesis thing. I am surprised

Surprised? Even something like a traffic cone randomly falling out of your arse is never a surprise to the rest of us

Full me you woke up sharp!

I've been awake since 5am darling....some of us have a purpose

You might actually be a worthy opponent afterall sweetheart

Ohhhhh have you found someone suitably equipped to take me on at last?

I will respond appropriately just as soon as I can think of a decent answer. Fuck me ... someone brought their A game today"

You need some balls to take me on sweetie, are you telling me you've finally had yours removed and become a real girl

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By *lbinoGorillaMan  over a year ago

Redditch


"I know..seems to be over before it started ..

There's so many more senarios to consider

My arch nemesis appears to be absent this morning

Isn't the description of an arch nemesis your opposing equal? I'm certain this isn't equal and weighted heavily in my favour thanks to my bulky arms.....bitch

Oh here it is.

Ding ding round two.

Good response on the nemesis thing. I am surprised

Surprised? Even something like a traffic cone randomly falling out of your arse is never a surprise to the rest of us

Full me you woke up sharp!

I've been awake since 5am darling....some of us have a purpose "

So have I - fucking cat woke me up wanting to go out!

Then when I actually got up just after 7 she was whining to come back in...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I know..seems to be over before it started ..

There's so many more senarios to consider

My arch nemesis appears to be absent this morning

Isn't the description of an arch nemesis your opposing equal? I'm certain this isn't equal and weighted heavily in my favour thanks to my bulky arms.....bitch

Oh here it is.

Ding ding round two.

Good response on the nemesis thing. I am surprised

Surprised? Even something like a traffic cone randomly falling out of your arse is never a surprise to the rest of us

Full me you woke up sharp!

I've been awake since 5am darling....some of us have a purpose

You might actually be a worthy opponent afterall sweetheart

Ohhhhh have you found someone suitably equipped to take me on at last?

I will respond appropriately just as soon as I can think of a decent answer. Fuck me ... someone brought their A game today

You need some balls to take me on sweetie, are you telling me you've finally had yours removed and become a real girl "

Sweetheart.

I would have the ball to face you even after a full castration

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I know..seems to be over before it started ..

There's so many more senarios to consider

My arch nemesis appears to be absent this morning

Isn't the description of an arch nemesis your opposing equal? I'm certain this isn't equal and weighted heavily in my favour thanks to my bulky arms.....bitch

Oh here it is.

Ding ding round two.

Good response on the nemesis thing. I am surprised

Surprised? Even something like a traffic cone randomly falling out of your arse is never a surprise to the rest of us

Full me you woke up sharp!

I've been awake since 5am darling....some of us have a purpose

So have I - fucking cat woke me up wanting to go out!

Then when I actually got up just after 7 she was whining to come back in... "

She could probably smell Sophie had got up and the smell of fish attracted her!

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

Now now ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Now now ladies "

Well she started it.

Actually I started it but she responded

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Now now ladies "

I'm no lady....not making my dick pic public but I do have it as proof

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am so glad I stumbled into this thread!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"I know..seems to be over before it started ..

There's so many more senarios to consider

My arch nemesis appears to be absent this morning

Isn't the description of an arch nemesis your opposing equal? I'm certain this isn't equal and weighted heavily in my favour thanks to my bulky arms.....bitch

Oh here it is.

Ding ding round two.

Good response on the nemesis thing. I am surprised

Surprised? Even something like a traffic cone randomly falling out of your arse is never a surprise to the rest of us

Full me you woke up sharp!

I've been awake since 5am darling....some of us have a purpose

So have I - fucking cat woke me up wanting to go out!

Then when I actually got up just after 7 she was whining to come back in...

She could probably smell Sophie had got up and the smell of fish attracted her!"

I keep telling you Jemima, it's not fish although some say the smell of vagina is similar and thats where I got up from last

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Now now ladies

I'm no lady....not making my dick pic public but I do have it as proof "

I have heard from those who have seen said maggot. She certainly aint no lady

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"I know..seems to be over before it started ..

There's so many more senarios to consider

My arch nemesis appears to be absent this morning

Isn't the description of an arch nemesis your opposing equal? I'm certain this isn't equal and weighted heavily in my favour thanks to my bulky arms.....bitch

Oh here it is.

Ding ding round two.

Good response on the nemesis thing. I am surprised

Surprised? Even something like a traffic cone randomly falling out of your arse is never a surprise to the rest of us

Full me you woke up sharp!

I've been awake since 5am darling....some of us have a purpose

You might actually be a worthy opponent afterall sweetheart

Ohhhhh have you found someone suitably equipped to take me on at last?

I will respond appropriately just as soon as I can think of a decent answer. Fuck me ... someone brought their A game today

You need some balls to take me on sweetie, are you telling me you've finally had yours removed and become a real girl

Sweetheart.

I would have the ball to face you even after a full castration "

You only ever had half for full quota of balls anyway

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Now now ladies

I'm no lady....not making my dick pic public but I do have it as proof

I have heard from those who have seen said maggot. She certainly aint no lady"

You really do need to sort out your autocorrect, when you type penis it is not meant to come out as maggot so we know what your phone thinks of yours now

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I am so glad I stumbled into this thread! "

Welcome!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

100 metre race in heels

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"100 metre race in heels "

If you're standing at the start line im screwed....this other trollop on the other hand will run to any and every penis at the finishing line and stop at any along the way so I have plenty time for you to distract me and still win

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"100 metre race in heels

If you're standing at the start line im screwed....this other trollop on the other hand will run to any and every penis at the finishing line and stop at any along the way so I have plenty time for you to distract me and still win "

I'm not a distraction!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"100 metre race in heels

If you're standing at the start line im screwed....this other trollop on the other hand will run to any and every penis at the finishing line and stop at any along the way so I have plenty time for you to distract me and still win

I'm not a distraction! "

We both know that but Judy over there needs to at least think she has a proper race to run so let's let her think that for a while

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I say a rocky horro picture show-off, best rendition of sweet transvestite wins.....I hear Sophie has already been rehearsing it

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"I say a rocky horro picture show-off, best rendition of sweet transvestite wins.....I hear Sophie has already been rehearsing it "

Oh yeah so I have.....if she can sing though im buggered

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"100 metre race in heels "

I would be amazed if old flamingo legs over there can keep her legs unspread long enough to cover 100 metres.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I say a rocky horro picture show-off, best rendition of sweet transvestite wins.....I hear Sophie has already been rehearsing it

Oh yeah so I have.....if she can sing though im buggered "

Like a bird darling, like bird.

(Not saying which bird though!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I say a rocky horro picture show-off, best rendition of sweet transvestite wins.....I hear Sophie has already been rehearsing it "

Go on Sloth .... show us your sweat transvestite!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"I say a rocky horro picture show-off, best rendition of sweet transvestite wins.....I hear Sophie has already been rehearsing it

Go on Sloth .... show us your sweat transvestite! "

I did wonder if that was sweat I could see dribbling down your legs but upon closer inspection realised it was something a little more salty.....and white

I can see a sweet transvestite just by looking in the mirror....you wouldnt know how that feels though dahling with your mug staring back at you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

I realised it was something a little more salty.....and white

"

YOU TASTED IT?

Skank

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"

I realised it was something a little more salty.....and white

YOU TASTED IT?

Skank"

You told me I would like it as you said you had drank gallons of the stuff as if it was milk, you were so so very wrong and you made me barf

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

I realised it was something a little more salty.....and white

YOU TASTED IT?

Skank

You told me I would like it as you said you had drank gallons of the stuff as if it was milk, you were so so very wrong and you made me barf "

Best Stick to your 'special smoothies.

Babe

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"

I realised it was something a little more salty.....and white

YOU TASTED IT?

Skank

You told me I would like it as you said you had drank gallons of the stuff as if it was milk, you were so so very wrong and you made me barf

Best Stick to your 'special smoothies.

Babe "

Ahhhhhh the sweet sweet taste of a woman, savour in that musky nectar.

You know it, the one you think is stinky fish lol......you have no taste as you can tell by looking at your wardrobe

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

I realised it was something a little more salty.....and white

YOU TASTED IT?

Skank

You told me I would like it as you said you had drank gallons of the stuff as if it was milk, you were so so very wrong and you made me barf

Best Stick to your 'special smoothies.

Babe

Ahhhhhh the sweet sweet taste of a woman, savour in that musky nectar.

You know it, the one you think is stinky fish lol......you have no taste as you can tell by looking at your wardrobe "

Don't go putting words in my mouth.

In fact don't put anything in my mouth

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"

Don't go putting words in my mouth.

In fact don't put anything in my mouth

"

It would be almost impossible to fit anything in there anyway with the amount of cocks you stuff in at once

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS  over a year ago

Leeds

A Face Off

See who's first to run for cover without make-up

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"

Don't go putting words in my mouth.

In fact don't put anything in my mouth

It would be almost impossible to fit anything in there anyway with the amount of cocks you stuff in at once "

Ooo a fellate off

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By *lbinoGorillaMan  over a year ago

Redditch


"A Face Off

See who's first to run for cover without make-up "

Ooh, now it's a three-way!

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS  over a year ago

Leeds


"A Face Off

See who's first to run for cover without make-up

Ooh, now it's a three-way! "

x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good old fashioned boat race... five different shots of liquor and a pint of Guinness to finish.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"

Don't go putting words in my mouth.

In fact don't put anything in my mouth

It would be almost impossible to fit anything in there anyway with the amount of cocks you stuff in at once

Ooo a fellate off "

I guarantee you she would win every single time

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Good old fashioned boat race... five different shots of liquor and a pint of Guinness to finish.

"

I vote this

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Good old fashioned boat race... five different shots of liquor and a pint of Guinness to finish.

"

They should start and finish it that way

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"A Face Off

See who's first to run for cover without make-up

Ooh, now it's a three-way!

x"

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Good old fashioned boat race... five different shots of liquor and a pint of Guinness to finish.

They should start and finish it that way "

Ooooh you're dangerous.....i like you

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Naked mud wrestling

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Good old fashioned boat race... five different shots of liquor and a pint of Guinness to finish.

They should start and finish it that way

Ooooh you're dangerous.....i like you "

Sophie...I definitely have my moments

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good old fashioned boat race... five different shots of liquor and a pint of Guinness to finish.

I vote this "

Bring it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Naked mud wrestling "

We can all trot over to Sophie's swamp. Plenty of mud there

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Drag race ...full drag ..strip ..5 mins in the shower then back to full drag

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Naked mud wrestling

We can all trot over to Sophie's swamp. Plenty of mud there "

It wasn't a swamp until you sharted in my garden

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Drag race ...full drag ..strip ..5 mins in the shower then back to full drag "

Nice idea ... but the thought of seeing Sharon out of drag ... albeit briefly turns my stomach.

As for the rest of it, looks like she never spends morec than 5 minutes on her drag anyway

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Drag race ...full drag ..strip ..5 mins in the shower then back to full drag

Nice idea ... but the thought of seeing Sharon out of drag ... albeit briefly turns my stomach.

As for the rest of it, looks like she never spends morec than 5 minutes on her drag anyway "

Mine is hardly a drag, I deftly apply my make up with a steady hand and an eye for what looks good unlike you who lines up your make up (paint) brushes on a door frame and runs through them hoping for the best

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

Mine is hardly a drag, I deftly apply my make up with a steady hand and an eye for"

a maximum of 5 minutes, using a trowel

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"

Mine is hardly a drag, I deftly apply my make up with a steady hand and an eye fora maximum of 5 minutes, using a trowel"

4 minutes more than it takes you to go from guy......to guy with lippy

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS  over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

The fight would have to be with weapons.. because you can't risk any up close and personal sort of grappling action.. because there is a risk of T.W.F.O.....more commonly known as trannie wig fall off.. this can be devastating for anyone.. it's like the trans Achilles heel..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The fight would have to be with weapons.. because you can't risk any up close and personal sort of grappling action.. because there is a risk of T.W.F.O.....more commonly known as trannie wig fall off.. this can be devastating for anyone.. it's like the trans Achilles heel.."

Robyn, very good point.

Plus that way I wouldn't get close enough to smell her.

Thankyou x

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