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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
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I thought I’d be really healthy and eat what the sexy people at he gym are telling me to eat , bought a big tub tonight, but fuck me this stuff is dull it ain’t cheese it’s chunder. It’s like eating paper mache or a tin of old rancid white emulsion from the cellar.
What do I do with this stuff ? |
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"I thought I’d be really healthy and eat what the sexy people at he gym are telling me to eat , bought a big tub tonight, but fuck me this stuff is dull it ain’t cheese it’s chunder. It’s like eating paper mache or a tin of old rancid white emulsion from the cellar.
What do I do with this stuff ? "
Refresh any old pebbledashing? |
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"I thought I’d be really healthy and eat what the sexy people at he gym are telling me to eat , bought a big tub tonight, but fuck me this stuff is dull it ain’t cheese it’s chunder. It’s like eating paper mache or a tin of old rancid white emulsion from the cellar.
What do I do with this stuff ? "
Cottage cheese with pineapple - yummy |
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"I thought I’d be really healthy and eat what the sexy people at he gym are telling me to eat , bought a big tub tonight, but fuck me this stuff is dull it ain’t cheese it’s chunder. It’s like eating paper mache or a tin of old rancid white emulsion from the cellar.
What do I do with this stuff ?
Cottage cheese with pineapple - yummy"
^^this^^
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never listen to the sexy people at the gym. Listen to the languid people at the bar.
I’m gonna add a load of olive oil and sugar , see if it makes it edible "
Sounds like something a languid person at the bar would say |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Chopped chives and sliced radish on top of some nice sourdough bread (if carbs allowed;)
My old lecturer used to put a drizzle of nice honey on it. "
Ooh nice need to try this, I love it with spring o ions and black olives on rye bread |
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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"I thought I’d be really healthy and eat what the sexy people at he gym are telling me to eat , bought a big tub tonight, but fuck me this stuff is dull it ain’t cheese it’s chunder. It’s like eating paper mache or a tin of old rancid white emulsion from the cellar.
What do I do with this stuff ?
Cottage cheese with pineapple - yummy"
That actually sounds good in a strange way , and I eat pineapple anyway, might try it.... gotta be worth a try .., tasty cum and big muscles |
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"I thought I’d be really healthy and eat what the sexy people at he gym are telling me to eat , bought a big tub tonight, but fuck me this stuff is dull it ain’t cheese it’s chunder. It’s like eating paper mache or a tin of old rancid white emulsion from the cellar.
What do I do with this stuff ? "
Love cottage cheese...with chives  |
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This made me laugh 
Cottage cheese... one of those items you buy to eat healthily so you open and eat half....
The next time you take the lid off it’s happily stewing in green mould 
I never know why I bought it in the first place |
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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"This made me laugh
Cottage cheese... one of those items you buy to eat healthily so you open and eat half....
The next time you take the lid off it’s happily stewing in green mould
I never know why I bought it in the first place "
I’m gonna mix it with all those chia seeds and quinoa that are use by Nov 2015 |
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"This made me laugh
Cottage cheese... one of those items you buy to eat healthily so you open and eat half....
The next time you take the lid off it’s happily stewing in green mould
I never know why I bought it in the first place
I’m gonna mix it with all those chia seeds and quinoa that are use by Nov 2015 "
The birds would love that! |
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"I thought I’d be really healthy and eat what the sexy people at he gym are telling me to eat , bought a big tub tonight, but fuck me this stuff is dull it ain’t cheese it’s chunder. It’s like eating paper mache or a tin of old rancid white emulsion from the cellar.
What do I do with this stuff ? "
Mix in some fresh chopped chives and parsley add a little ground pepper, paprika and garlic and nutmeg and stuff it into a chicken breast pocket. Wrap it in serrano ham and bake for about 25 min at. 220'c.
Or just make cheesecake |
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Just remember what Vic and Bob said:-
There's a type of cheese you don't need a grater,
you keep it in your refridgerator,
it's not really a cheese, it's a residue,
ah, but a residue that's good for you.
Cottage cheese, cottage cheese,
try it once and then you'll agree,
that cottage cheese, cottage cheese,
is the only cheese guaranteed to please.
I think it's the only cheese that lives in the tub.
What about Dairylea? Yes, right enough.
But I think it's the only cheese that's pure and white.
What about Wensleydale?
Yes, or Cheddarie Light.
That's right.
Cottage cheese, cottage cheese,
try it once and then you'll agree,
that cottage cheese, cottage cheese,
is the only cheese guaranteed to please. |
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"I thought I’d be really healthy and eat what the sexy people at he gym are telling me to eat , bought a big tub tonight, but fuck me this stuff is dull it ain’t cheese it’s chunder. It’s like eating paper mache or a tin of old rancid white emulsion from the cellar.
What do I do with this stuff ? "
Pineapple one is usually better. |
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