"Ronan Keating, for making shit music. "
I’d wait until he’s just about to climax and every time I’d find some new way to ruin it, like a wet fart noise, or appearing to him making orgasm faces undernearth the woman he’s riding doggystyle. |
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"I reckon Mr. Bants would be hilarious to haunt  .
Haha...what would ya do?
Things to make you jump like move random things, make creepy noises, the usual  . "
Sounds fun....looking forward to it. Can you sexually abuse me too? |
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"I reckon Mr. Bants would be hilarious to haunt .
Haha...what would ya do?
Things to make you jump like move random things, make creepy noises, the usual .
Sounds fun....looking forward to it. Can you sexually abuse me too?"
I'll slip a floating cucumber up your bum  . |
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"I reckon Mr. Bants would be hilarious to haunt .
Haha...what would ya do?
Things to make you jump like move random things, make creepy noises, the usual .
Sounds fun....looking forward to it. Can you sexually abuse me too?
I'll slip a floating cucumber up your bum . "
Not what I had in mind....but ok  |
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"I reckon Mr. Bants would be hilarious to haunt .
Haha...what would ya do?
Things to make you jump like move random things, make creepy noises, the usual .
Sounds fun....looking forward to it. Can you sexually abuse me too?
I'll slip a floating cucumber up your bum .
Not what I had in mind....but ok "
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"Ronan Keating, for making shit music.
I’d wait until he’s just about to climax and every time I’d find some new way to ruin it, like a wet fart noise, or appearing to him making orgasm faces undernearth the woman he’s riding doggystyle. "
You’ve put quite a lot of thought into that  |
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