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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I think that sometimes there can be such a thing as too much boob pillowness going on. Can I cook for you and then the heat of the kitchen and your intense desire for the food will warm you up*?
*I barfed a bit as I was typing this. |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I think that sometimes there can be such a thing as too much boob pillowness going on. Can I cook for you and then the heat of the kitchen and your intense desire for the food will warm you up*?
*I barfed a bit as I was typing this."
I have been known to sit in front of the oven to warm up. It's very rare I will object to being fed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am naturally toasty warm which is great in the winter but a bugger in the summer.
I have been a hot water bottle for many a lady.... 
Human hot water bottles are the best! "
It usually works out as they cool me down while I warm them up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have been compared to a furry teddy bear in the past.
Good to snuggle with and warm you up
It's a key requirement for anyone I share a bed with to be warm! "
Well I tick that box. Will be the only one though |
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"Who is willing to donate body heat?
I can provide boob pillows in return.
Could cuddles like penguins so the one in the middle did not get to hot and sweaty.. 
Perfect. Rotating cuddle pile! "
That the idea.
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I am naturally toasty warm which is great in the winter but a bugger in the summer.
I have been a hot water bottle for many a lady....
Human hot water bottles are the best!
It usually works out as they cool me down while I warm them up "
Apparently I am also a human furnace. Probably why I feel cold giving out all that heat! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got some candles which might help... 
Fire is good!
Just mind the dripping wax...
I'll use it to make a cast of my lady garden. "
There's a business opportunity there  |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I've got some candles which might help...
Fire is good!
Just mind the dripping wax...
I'll use it to make a cast of my lady garden.
There's a business opportunity there "
I'd be better making them from silicone... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am naturally toasty warm which is great in the winter but a bugger in the summer.
I have been a hot water bottle for many a lady....
Human hot water bottles are the best!
It usually works out as they cool me down while I warm them up
Apparently I am also a human furnace. Probably why I feel cold giving out all that heat! "
I hardly ever feel the cold just the heat....  |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I am naturally toasty warm which is great in the winter but a bugger in the summer.
I have been a hot water bottle for many a lady....
Human hot water bottles are the best!
It usually works out as they cool me down while I warm them up
Apparently I am also a human furnace. Probably why I feel cold giving out all that heat!
I hardly ever feel the cold just the heat.... "
Are you a snowman? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry no can do! I’ve been bloody frozen myself all day. Lips went blue at one point! 
Oh no! Fancy taking the other side of one of these human hot water bottles? "
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Sorry no can do! I’ve been bloody frozen myself all day. Lips went blue at one point!
Oh no! Fancy taking the other side of one of these human hot water bottles?
That sounds bloody perfect "
You've git yourself a deal! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am naturally toasty warm which is great in the winter but a bugger in the summer.
I have been a hot water bottle for many a lady....
Human hot water bottles are the best!
It usually works out as they cool me down while I warm them up
Apparently I am also a human furnace. Probably why I feel cold giving out all that heat!
I hardly ever feel the cold just the heat....
Are you a snowman? "
Do you want to see my carrot? |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"I am naturally toasty warm which is great in the winter but a bugger in the summer.
I have been a hot water bottle for many a lady....
Human hot water bottles are the best!
It usually works out as they cool me down while I warm them up
Apparently I am also a human furnace. Probably why I feel cold giving out all that heat!
I hardly ever feel the cold just the heat....
Are you a snowman?
Do you want to see my carrot? "
Maybe... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am naturally toasty warm which is great in the winter but a bugger in the summer.
I have been a hot water bottle for many a lady....
Human hot water bottles are the best!
It usually works out as they cool me down while I warm them up
Apparently I am also a human furnace. Probably why I feel cold giving out all that heat!
I hardly ever feel the cold just the heat....
Are you a snowman?
Do you want to see my carrot?
Maybe... "
If I warm you up it might just appear... |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"I am naturally toasty warm which is great in the winter but a bugger in the summer.
I have been a hot water bottle for many a lady....
Human hot water bottles are the best!
It usually works out as they cool me down while I warm them up
Apparently I am also a human furnace. Probably why I feel cold giving out all that heat!
I hardly ever feel the cold just the heat....
Are you a snowman?
Do you want to see my carrot?
Maybe...
If I warm you up it might just appear..."
The carrot seeks out the warmth? |
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