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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

gutter....

The pervy pair that is NotSoPosh and I want to drag you fellow perves to our favourite place. Bring cake and who's lap can I sit on?

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan over a year ago

Torquay

Well you can sit on mine, be nice and comfy to begin with, might get a bit lumpy quite quickly though

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"gutter....

The pervy pair that is NotSoPosh and I want to drag you fellow perves to our favourite place. Bring cake and who's lap can I sit on?

I aspire to reach the high levels of the gutter.

Now - how about you getting that fine arse on my face...... I mean lap.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Can someone bring cookies or flapjacks maybe?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Do we have to use public transport ??

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By *rumpet and ScouseCouple over a year ago

Chorley

"Can someone bring cookies or flapjacks maybe? "

Not an issue can even make them diary free if needed lol xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Do we have to use public transport ??

Up to you.... But hurry and get here please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can someone bring cookies or flapjacks maybe? "

Great idea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cake

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Can I look up at the stars?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can bring hot choc fudge cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone say cake?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Do we have to use public transport ??

Up to you.... But hurry and get here please"

Do they still have Concorde??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well you can sit on mine, be nice and comfy to begin with, might get a bit lumpy quite quickly though"

Ahh thank you, it'll get fairly squished in here pretty quickly anyway so they'll be lots of lap hopping

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Someone say cake?

Always

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can someone bring cookies or flapjacks maybe?

Not an issue can even make them diary free if needed lol xx"

I'm cool with dairy! Yay

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"gutter....

The pervy pair that is NotSoPosh and I want to drag you fellow perves to our favourite place. Bring cake and who's lap can I sit on?

I aspire to reach the high levels of the gutter.

Now - how about you getting that fine arse on my face...... I mean lap."

You say the sweetest things

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can I look up at the stars?

(it's daytime)

Yes of course! Stay for a while then...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can someone bring cookies or flapjacks maybe? "

I just baked Red velvet cupcakes...will they do?

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Do we have to use public transport ??

Up to you.... But hurry and get here please

Do they still have Concorde??"

Sadly no.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

PPE?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can someone bring cookies or flapjacks maybe?

I just baked Red velvet cupcakes...will they do?

They sound lovely

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"gutter....

The pervy pair that is NotSoPosh and I want to drag you fellow perves to our favourite place. Bring cake and who's lap can I sit on?

I aspire to reach the high levels of the gutter.

Now - how about you getting that fine arse on my face...... I mean lap.

You say the sweetest things

I know - I'm the reincarnation of Shakespeare.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *J GeminiTV/TS over a year ago

Northumberland

So who's bringing the cream pie, I love a good sweet to eat

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can someone bring cookies or flapjacks maybe?

I just baked Red velvet cupcakes...will they do?

Hell yes, sit by me

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"PPE?"

And what PPE do you think you need?

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Geez, don't we have enough disease problems without bringing food to the gutter?

Faecal oral transmission, you guys!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I can bring hot choc fudge cake

You're on!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can someone bring cookies or flapjacks maybe?

I just baked Red velvet cupcakes...will they do?

Hell yes, sit by me

Oiy!!dont eat them all now...

leave it for others too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Geez, don't we have enough disease problems without bringing food to the gutter?

Faecal oral transmission, you guys!"

sorry. I'll await my punishment now...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"PPE?

And what PPE do you think you need?

Full body armour and a lance....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can someone bring cookies or flapjacks maybe?

I just baked Red velvet cupcakes...will they do?

Hell yes, sit by me

Oiy!!dont eat them all now...

leave it for others too

I'd like one please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm never ever far from gutter level and I like cake can I join please

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"PPE?

And what PPE do you think you need?

Full body armour and a lance....?"

Dude! Thought you loved me

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Geez, don't we have enough disease problems without bringing food to the gutter?

Faecal oral transmission, you guys!

sorry. I'll await my punishment now..."

Bend over........

THWACK.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh this all sounds perfect. I am so up for cake and I would happily perch on a lap.

I could bring a coffee and walnut cake.

Her x

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"gutter....

The pervy pair that is NotSoPosh and I want to drag you fellow perves to our favourite place. Bring cake and who's lap can I sit on?

You can sit on mine

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm never ever far from gutter level and I like cake can I join please"

Absolutely you can

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh this all sounds perfect. I am so up for cake and I would happily perch on a lap.

I could bring a coffee and walnut cake.

Her x"

Yum! One of my favourites. Let's find you a lap...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can bring hot choc fudge cake

You're on! "

Would you like custard or cream with it ...or ice cream

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh this all sounds perfect. I am so up for cake and I would happily perch on a lap.

I could bring a coffee and walnut cake.

Her x"

Definitely. Pull up a lap!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Geez, don't we have enough disease problems without bringing food to the gutter?

Faecal oral transmission, you guys!"

I'll be fine . Its not food I'll be eating

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yippee somewhere I am finally welcomed with open arms lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"gutter....

The pervy pair that is NotSoPosh and I want to drag you fellow perves to our favourite place. Bring cake and who's lap can I sit on?

You can sit on mine

Yay! I'm loving the lap hopping, thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can someone bring cookies or flapjacks maybe?

I just baked Red velvet cupcakes...will they do?

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"PPE?

And what PPE do you think you need?

Full body armour and a lance....?

Dude! Thought you loved me

I do!

I thought you liked huge things inside you....?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can someone bring cookies or flapjacks maybe?

I just baked Red velvet cupcakes...will they do?

Hell yes, sit by me

Oiy!!dont eat them all now...

leave it for others too

I'd like one please

"
help yourself!few left...but you should do thst right now,that lady I'm sitting with ,loves a bit of cake like myself

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I can bring hot choc fudge cake

You're on!

Would you like custard or cream with it ...or ice cream

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can bring hot choc fudge cake

You're on!

Would you like custard or cream with it ...or ice cream

Can I have boobs with mine please?

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"PPE?

And what PPE do you think you need?

Full body armour and a lance....?

Dude! Thought you loved me

I do!

I thought you liked huge things inside you....?

Not that huge! Maybe a baton?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...

now I want other cakes too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can someone bring cookies or flapjacks maybe?

I just baked Red velvet cupcakes...will they do?

Hell yes, sit by me

Oiy!!dont eat them all now...

leave it for others too

I'd like one please

help yourself!few left...but you should do thst right now,that lady I'm sitting with ,loves a bit of cake like myself

Ahh thank you! Yeah, we all love a bit of cake especially homemade.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Notso doesnt like the cake i make so no point in me comming

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I can bring hot choc fudge cake

You're on!

Would you like custard or cream with it ...or ice cream

Can I have boobs with mine please? "

We will put it on my boobs for you

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"...

now I want other cakes too

Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.

Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can bring hot choc fudge cake

You're on!

Would you like custard or cream with it ...or ice cream

Can I have boobs with mine please?

We will put it on my boobs for you "

You read my mind!

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"gutter....

The pervy pair that is NotSoPosh and I want to drag you fellow perves to our favourite place. Bring cake and who's lap can I sit on?

You can sit on mine

Yay! I'm loving the lap hopping, thank you

You always very welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...

now I want other cakes too

Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.

Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake. "

You dirty thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can someone bring cookies or flapjacks maybe?

I just baked Red velvet cupcakes...will they do?

Hell yes, sit by me

Oiy!!dont eat them all now...

leave it for others too

I'd like one please

help yourself!few left...but you should do thst right now,that lady I'm sitting with ,loves a bit of cake like myself

Ahh thank you! Yeah, we all love a bit of cake especially homemade. "
me too...

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"...

now I want other cakes too

Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.

Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.

You dirty thing

You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan over a year ago

Torquay

"Well you can sit on mine, be nice and comfy to begin with, might get a bit lumpy quite quickly though

Ahh thank you, it'll get fairly squished in here pretty quickly anyway so they'll be lots of lap hopping

Lap dancing is one thing, lap hopping could be painful

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By *ornyhappyCouple over a year ago

perth

I have chocolate marble cake and freshly baked custard creams... Not sure if I want to bring them to the gutter though, it's pouring with rain here so they'll get a bit soggy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"PPE?

And what PPE do you think you need?

Full body armour and a lance....?

Dude! Thought you loved me

I do!

I thought you liked huge things inside you....?

Not that huge! Maybe a baton?

Like a French stick... ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...

now I want other cakes too

Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.

Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.

You dirty thing

You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get

Christ!I'm in trouble...

Get me outta here

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"...

now I want other cakes too

Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.

Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.

You dirty thing

You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get

Christ!I'm in trouble...

Get me outta here

Too late. I've tied you up already.

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By *r.HMan over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

I've got a Colin the caterpillar cake, plenty for everyone but only the cheekiest can sit on my lap

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well you can sit on mine, be nice and comfy to begin with, might get a bit lumpy quite quickly though

Ahh thank you, it'll get fairly squished in here pretty quickly anyway so they'll be lots of lap hopping

Lap dancing is one thing, lap hopping could be painful"

I'm gentle, I do it regularly in the gutter

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have chocolate marble cake and freshly baked custard creams... Not sure if I want to bring them to the gutter though, it's pouring with rain here so they'll get a bit soggy!

It's a covered gutter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"gutter....

The pervy pair that is NotSoPosh and I want to drag you fellow perves to our favourite place. Bring cake and who's lap can I sit on?

My lap is sore but as long as I have a face, you'll always have a seat!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Well you can sit on mine, be nice and comfy to begin with, might get a bit lumpy quite quickly though

Ahh thank you, it'll get fairly squished in here pretty quickly anyway so they'll be lots of lap hopping

Lap dancing is one thing, lap hopping could be painful

I'm gentle, I do it regularly in the gutter

You do everything in the gutter

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"PPE?

And what PPE do you think you need?

Full body armour and a lance....?

Dude! Thought you loved me

I do!

I thought you liked huge things inside you....?

Not that huge! Maybe a baton?

Like a French stick... ?

Less bread but you're getting the idea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"PPE?

And what PPE do you think you need?

Full body armour and a lance....?

Dude! Thought you loved me

I do!

I thought you liked huge things inside you....?

Not that huge! Maybe a baton?

Like a French stick... ?

Less bread but you're getting the idea

More protein then?

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"PPE?

And what PPE do you think you need?

Full body armour and a lance....?

Dude! Thought you loved me

I do!

I thought you liked huge things inside you....?

Not that huge! Maybe a baton?

Like a French stick... ?

Less bread but you're getting the idea

More protein then?"

That's the one.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"gutter....

The pervy pair that is NotSoPosh and I want to drag you fellow perves to our favourite place. Bring cake and who's lap can I sit on?

My lap is sore but as long as I have a face, you'll always have a seat!

Darn it.... Sparkles, he only has one available seat!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've got a Colin the caterpillar cake, plenty for everyone but only the cheekiest can sit on my lap

You know that's Sparkles and me, right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can bring hot choc fudge cake

You're on!

Would you like custard or cream with it ...or ice cream

Can I have boobs with mine please? "

Always happy to accommodate that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well you can sit on mine, be nice and comfy to begin with, might get a bit lumpy quite quickly though

Ahh thank you, it'll get fairly squished in here pretty quickly anyway so they'll be lots of lap hopping

Lap dancing is one thing, lap hopping could be painful

I'm gentle, I do it regularly in the gutter

You do everything in the gutter "

This is true

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"...

now I want other cakes too

Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.

Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.

You dirty thing

You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get

I think you have competition though.....

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"...

now I want other cakes too

Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.

Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.

You dirty thing

You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get

I think you have competition though..... "

Ooooo. That sounds like a challenge.

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By *lue 101Man over a year ago

guildford

"gutter....

The pervy pair that is NotSoPosh and I want to drag you fellow perves to our favourite place. Bring cake and who's lap can I sit on?

"
oh yes please

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

I never left...

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I never left...

Sorry, did i not untie you last time. Sorry.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"...

now I want other cakes too

Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.

Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.

You dirty thing

You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get

I think you have competition though.....

Ooooo. That sounds like a challenge.

It's a filth-off!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I never left...

Have your had that wax yet my love... ?

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I never left...

Keeping it warm for us all Bluebell

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"gutter....

The pervy pair that is NotSoPosh and I want to drag you fellow perves to our favourite place. Bring cake and who's lap can I sit on?

oh yes please "

Join the gutter crew.....

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"...

now I want other cakes too

Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.

Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.

You dirty thing

You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get

I think you have competition though.....

Ooooo. That sounds like a challenge.

It's a filth-off!

You've only had a little sample of my dirty mind - so far.

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

3 replies: haha I'm houdini me, only tied up as long as I want to be

I enjoyed it

Nippy... legs waxed... next awaiting an occasion other than Mr Racer

And... always a warm (slightly wet) spot for you NSP!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"...

now I want other cakes too

Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.

Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.

You dirty thing

You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get

I think you have competition though.....

Ooooo. That sounds like a challenge.

It's a filth-off!

You've only had a little sample of my dirty mind - so far.

I've been lulling you (and everyone else) into a false sense of my innocence......

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By *r.HMan over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

"I've got a Colin the caterpillar cake, plenty for everyone but only the cheekiest can sit on my lap

You know that's Sparkles and me, right?

The pair of you on my lap

I'm definitely playing the lottery now if I'm being this lucky

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"3 replies: haha I'm houdini me, only tied up as long as I want to be

I enjoyed it

Nippy... legs waxed... next awaiting an occasion other than Mr Racer

And... always a warm (slightly wet) spot for you NSP!

Can I be on top of Mr and under Mrs?

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've got a Colin the caterpillar cake, plenty for everyone but only the cheekiest can sit on my lap

You know that's Sparkles and me, right?

The pair of you on my lap

I'm definitely playing the lottery now if I'm being this lucky

Smooth talker..... But I couldn't agree more.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just made some jam doughnuts and chocolate eclairs..... Can I come?

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"...

now I want other cakes too

Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.

Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.

You dirty thing

You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get

I think you have competition though.....

Ooooo. That sounds like a challenge.

It's a filth-off!

You've only had a little sample of my dirty mind - so far.

I've been lulling you (and everyone else) into a false sense of my innocence......

Its not my innocence you have to worry about - it's my sweetness.

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

"3 replies: haha I'm houdini me, only tied up as long as I want to be

I enjoyed it

Nippy... legs waxed... next awaiting an occasion other than Mr Racer

And... always a warm (slightly wet) spot for you NSP!

Can I be on top of Mr and under Mrs?

As long as you're facing out.... I want boobs

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I've just made some jam doughnuts and chocolate eclairs..... Can I come?

I'll come and pick you up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will bring the bakery

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've got a Colin the caterpillar cake, plenty for everyone but only the cheekiest can sit on my lap

You know that's Sparkles and me, right?

The pair of you on my lap

I'm definitely playing the lottery now if I'm being this lucky

Sounds like fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I still need a lap

or I will happily stand and sway whilst eating cake

Her x

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"...

now I want other cakes too

Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.

Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.

You dirty thing

You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get

I think you have competition though.....

Ooooo. That sounds like a challenge.

It's a filth-off!

You've only had a little sample of my dirty mind - so far.

I've been lulling you (and everyone else) into a false sense of my innocence......

Its not my innocence you have to worry about - it's my sweetness.

We could be in trouble then

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"3 replies: haha I'm houdini me, only tied up as long as I want to be

I enjoyed it

Nippy... legs waxed... next awaiting an occasion other than Mr Racer

And... always a warm (slightly wet) spot for you NSP!

Can I be on top of Mr and under Mrs?

As long as you're facing out.... I want boobs

Your wish is my command

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've just made some jam doughnuts and chocolate eclairs..... Can I come?

Sounds like a plan

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I still need a lap

or I will happily stand and sway whilst eating cake

Her x"

A lady doesn't stand.

Please - my left is free. Xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I will bring the bakery"

Ooh with bread as well? I like bread. Granary please

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"...

now I want other cakes too

Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.

Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.

You dirty thing

You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get

I think you have competition though.....

Ooooo. That sounds like a challenge.

It's a filth-off!

You've only had a little sample of my dirty mind - so far.

I've been lulling you (and everyone else) into a false sense of my innocence......

Its not my innocence you have to worry about - it's my sweetness.

We could be in trouble then

Chunky "Trouble" Gent. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I still need a lap

or I will happily stand and sway whilst eating cake

Her x

A lady doesn't stand.

Please - my left is free. Xx"

Aww yay thank you my feet were killing me in these heels. Want some cake CG? Xx

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I still need a lap

or I will happily stand and sway whilst eating cake

Her x

A lady doesn't stand.

Please - my left is free. Xx

Aww yay thank you my feet were killing me in these heels. Want some cake CG? Xx"

You'll have to feed me as my hands are busy giving you a foot rub.

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

Popped my head in, the gutter is no fun place if it's near me it's pissing it down. Plus the cake will get wet

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I'm in it x

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"...

now I want other cakes too

Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.

Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.

You dirty thing

You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get

I think you have competition though.....

Ooooo. That sounds like a challenge.

It's a filth-off!

You've only had a little sample of my dirty mind - so far.

I've been lulling you (and everyone else) into a false sense of my innocence......

Its not my innocence you have to worry about - it's my sweetness.

We could be in trouble then

Chunky "Trouble" Gent. Lol"

Weird. Virtue is my middle name....

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Popped my head in, the gutter is no fun place if it's near me it's pissing it down. Plus the cake will get wet

Come here woman..... Sit under my brolly

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm in it x"

Where have you been? They've almost taken all the laps! Go find one....

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"Popped my head in, the gutter is no fun place if it's near me it's pissing it down. Plus the cake will get wet

Come here woman..... Sit under my brolly

That's alright then, we'll cwtch in under it

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"...

now I want other cakes too

Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.

Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.

You dirty thing

You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get

I think you have competition though.....

Ooooo. That sounds like a challenge.

It's a filth-off!

You've only had a little sample of my dirty mind - so far.

I've been lulling you (and everyone else) into a false sense of my innocence......

Its not my innocence you have to worry about - it's my sweetness.

We could be in trouble then

Chunky "Trouble" Gent. Lol

Weird. Virtue is my middle name....

I can't even spell "vurchew"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Afternoon ladies, can i play, im naked tho

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I already have a residence in the gutter. I will bring cookies, cheesecake and alcohol

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Popped my head in, the gutter is no fun place if it's near me it's pissing it down. Plus the cake will get wet

Come here woman..... Sit under my brolly

That's alright then, we'll cwtch in under it

We will indeed

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I already have a residence in the gutter. I will bring cookies, cheesecake and alcohol

Neighbours always welcomed.... Especially you

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Afternoon ladies, can i play, im naked tho

Obviously....

Ladies! Another lap here!

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By *uvhandle20Man over a year ago

SE London

I have vanilla cheese cake here and there is plenty of space on my lap for you.

Do you like a tea or coffee with the cake? Or some whipped cream on your nipples?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm in it x

Where have you been? They've almost taken all the laps! Go find one....

Busy darling i will steal some ones place xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"...

now I want other cakes too

Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.

Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.

You dirty thing

You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get

I think you have competition though.....

Ooooo. That sounds like a challenge.

It's a filth-off!

You've only had a little sample of my dirty mind - so far.

I've been lulling you (and everyone else) into a false sense of my innocence......

Its not my innocence you have to worry about - it's my sweetness.

We could be in trouble then

Chunky "Trouble" Gent. Lol

Weird. Virtue is my middle name....

I can't even spell "vurchew"

I had to learn. Apparently they figured it was one way of ensuring I have some

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

"I already have a residence in the gutter. I will bring cookies, cheesecake and alcohol

Neighbours always welcomed.... Especially you

Oh what a great neighbourhood this gutter is! Who knew!?

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

"I already have a residence in the gutter. I will bring cookies, cheesecake and alcohol

Neighbours always welcomed.... Especially you

Oh what a great neighbourhood this gutter is! Who knew!?

Oh your friendly neighbours have already had strawberry tarts and cheesecake today btw

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"...

now I want other cakes too

Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.

Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.

You dirty thing

You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get

I think you have competition though.....

Ooooo. That sounds like a challenge.

It's a filth-off!

You've only had a little sample of my dirty mind - so far.

I've been lulling you (and everyone else) into a false sense of my innocence......

Its not my innocence you have to worry about - it's my sweetness.

We could be in trouble then

Chunky "Trouble" Gent. Lol

Weird. Virtue is my middle name....

I can't even spell "vurchew"

I had to learn. Apparently they figured it was one way of ensuring I have some

I hope that doesn't mean you're a good girl all the time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I still need a lap

or I will happily stand and sway whilst eating cake

Her x

A lady doesn't stand.

Please - my left is free. Xx

Aww yay thank you my feet were killing me in these heels. Want some cake CG? Xx

You'll have to feed me as my hands are busy giving you a foot rub.

In exchange for a foot rub I would happily feed you cake. I always eat cake with a fork though, I dont want cake under my nails. Otherwise they would need to be sucked clean and that would require more men on hand... I am quite liking this idea x

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Geez, don't we have enough disease problems without bringing food to the gutter?

Faecal oral transmission, you guys!

I'll be fine . Its not food I'll be eating

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"Popped my head in, the gutter is no fun place if it's near me it's pissing it down. Plus the cake will get wet

Come here woman..... Sit under my brolly

That's alright then, we'll cwtch in under it

We will indeed

Damn that thing called the Bristol channel sometimes grr

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I still need a lap

or I will happily stand and sway whilst eating cake

Her x

A lady doesn't stand.

Please - my left is free. Xx

Aww yay thank you my feet were killing me in these heels. Want some cake CG? Xx

You'll have to feed me as my hands are busy giving you a foot rub.

If you drop any crumbs down your cleavage we'll save them for later. Xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"...

now I want other cakes too

Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.

Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.

You dirty thing

You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get

I think you have competition though.....

Ooooo. That sounds like a challenge.

It's a filth-off!

You've only had a little sample of my dirty mind - so far.

I've been lulling you (and everyone else) into a false sense of my innocence......

Its not my innocence you have to worry about - it's my sweetness.

We could be in trouble then

Chunky "Trouble" Gent. Lol

Weird. Virtue is my middle name....

I can't even spell "vurchew"

I had to learn. Apparently they figured it was one way of ensuring I have some

I hope that doesn't mean you're a good girl all the time.

Coffee came out of my face when I read that....

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Popped my head in, the gutter is no fun place if it's near me it's pissing it down. Plus the cake will get wet

Come here woman..... Sit under my brolly

That's alright then, we'll cwtch in under it

We will indeed

Damn that thing called the Bristol channel sometimes grr"

I know! Was driving home yesterday and looked over and you seemed so close!

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"...

now I want other cakes too

Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.

Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.

You dirty thing

You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get

I think you have competition though.....

Ooooo. That sounds like a challenge.

It's a filth-off!

You've only had a little sample of my dirty mind - so far.

I've been lulling you (and everyone else) into a false sense of my innocence......

Its not my innocence you have to worry about - it's my sweetness.

We could be in trouble then

Chunky "Trouble" Gent. Lol

Weird. Virtue is my middle name....

I can't even spell "vurchew"

I had to learn. Apparently they figured it was one way of ensuring I have some

I hope that doesn't mean you're a good girl all the time.

Coffee came out of my face when I read that....

I have a napkin, allow me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We may be in the gutter but we all look up to the stars and dream

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"gutter....

The pervy pair that is NotSoPosh and I want to drag you fellow perves to our favourite place. Bring cake and who's lap can I sit on?

**Waving

I have gin and a lap may I join??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We may be in the gutter but we all look up to the stars and dream

Awe!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I still need a lap

or I will happily stand and sway whilst eating cake

Her x

A lady doesn't stand.

Please - my left is free. Xx

Aww yay thank you my feet were killing me in these heels. Want some cake CG? Xx

You'll have to feed me as my hands are busy giving you a foot rub.

If you drop any crumbs down your cleavage we'll save them for later. Xx"

Believe me if crumbs make it past cleavage and to the under boob then there's no pretty way of getting them out

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"We may be in the gutter but we all look up to the stars and dream

Ooh Taff..... If I sit on your lap will you point them out to me?

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"gutter....

The pervy pair that is NotSoPosh and I want to drag you fellow perves to our favourite place. Bring cake and who's lap can I sit on?

**Waving

I have gin and a lap may I join??"

Always! Do you require a lap so sit on or someone to sit on yours milady?

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"...

now I want other cakes too

Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.

Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.

You dirty thing

You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get

I think you have competition though.....

Ooooo. That sounds like a challenge.

It's a filth-off!

You've only had a little sample of my dirty mind - so far.

I've been lulling you (and everyone else) into a false sense of my innocence......

Its not my innocence you have to worry about - it's my sweetness.

We could be in trouble then

Chunky "Trouble" Gent. Lol

Weird. Virtue is my middle name....

I can't even spell "vurchew"

I had to learn. Apparently they figured it was one way of ensuring I have some

I hope that doesn't mean you're a good girl all the time.

Coffee came out of my face when I read that....

I have a napkin, allow me.

That's not a napkin. But wipe my face with it anyway

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"Popped my head in, the gutter is no fun place if it's near me it's pissing it down. Plus the cake will get wet

Come here woman..... Sit under my brolly

That's alright then, we'll cwtch in under it

We will indeed

Damn that thing called the Bristol channel sometimes grr

I know! Was driving home yesterday and looked over and you seemed so close! "

Can see your part of the world my work building on a sunny day. Stupid channel lol

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I still need a lap

or I will happily stand and sway whilst eating cake

Her x

A lady doesn't stand.

Please - my left is free. Xx

Aww yay thank you my feet were killing me in these heels. Want some cake CG? Xx

You'll have to feed me as my hands are busy giving you a foot rub.

If you drop any crumbs down your cleavage we'll save them for later. Xx

Believe me if crumbs make it past cleavage and to the under boob then there's no pretty way of getting them out

Who's talking about it being pretty. I'm thinking more 'erotic'.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"...

now I want other cakes too

Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.

Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.

You dirty thing

You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get

I think you have competition though.....

Ooooo. That sounds like a challenge.

It's a filth-off!

You've only had a little sample of my dirty mind - so far.

I've been lulling you (and everyone else) into a false sense of my innocence......

Its not my innocence you have to worry about - it's my sweetness.

We could be in trouble then

Chunky "Trouble" Gent. Lol

Weird. Virtue is my middle name....

I can't even spell "vurchew"

I had to learn. Apparently they figured it was one way of ensuring I have some

I hope that doesn't mean you're a good girl all the time.

Coffee came out of my face when I read that....

I have a napkin, allow me.

That's not a napkin. But wipe my face with it anyway

OK, but be careful when wringing it out.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Popped my head in, the gutter is no fun place if it's near me it's pissing it down. Plus the cake will get wet

Come here woman..... Sit under my brolly

That's alright then, we'll cwtch in under it

We will indeed

Damn that thing called the Bristol channel sometimes grr

I know! Was driving home yesterday and looked over and you seemed so close!

Can see your part of the world my work building on a sunny day. Stupid channel lol "

Next sunny day I'll stand on a hill and wave!

Stupid channel indeed.....

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

You know I would, but I'll end up in the corner.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"...

now I want other cakes too

Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.

Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.

You dirty thing

You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get

I think you have competition though.....

Ooooo. That sounds like a challenge.

It's a filth-off!

You've only had a little sample of my dirty mind - so far.

I've been lulling you (and everyone else) into a false sense of my innocence......

Its not my innocence you have to worry about - it's my sweetness.

We could be in trouble then

Chunky "Trouble" Gent. Lol

Weird. Virtue is my middle name....

I can't even spell "vurchew"

I had to learn. Apparently they figured it was one way of ensuring I have some

I hope that doesn't mean you're a good girl all the time.

Coffee came out of my face when I read that....

I have a napkin, allow me.

That's not a napkin. But wipe my face with it anyway

OK, but be careful when wringing it out.

I'll shake it instead.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"gutter....

The pervy pair that is NotSoPosh and I want to drag you fellow perves to our favourite place. Bring cake and who's lap can I sit on?

Really?

The gutter?

But isn't that a bit dirty?

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You know I would, but I'll end up in the corner."

You know there's plenty of ladies here who want your lap PP. Preferably in the corner as you can get real leverage with 2 walls to lean on

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"gutter....

The pervy pair that is NotSoPosh and I want to drag you fellow perves to our favourite place. Bring cake and who's lap can I sit on?

Really?

The gutter?

But isn't that a bit dirty?"

Estragon usually power washes it for us before we get in....

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"...

now I want other cakes too

Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.

Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.

You dirty thing

You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get

I think you have competition though.....

Ooooo. That sounds like a challenge.

It's a filth-off!

You've only had a little sample of my dirty mind - so far.

I've been lulling you (and everyone else) into a false sense of my innocence......

Its not my innocence you have to worry about - it's my sweetness.

We could be in trouble then

Chunky "Trouble" Gent. Lol

Weird. Virtue is my middle name....

I can't even spell "vurchew"

I had to learn. Apparently they figured it was one way of ensuring I have some

I hope that doesn't mean you're a good girl all the time.

Coffee came out of my face when I read that....

I have a napkin, allow me.

That's not a napkin. But wipe my face with it anyway

OK, but be careful when wringing it out.

I'll shake it instead. "

Be sure to have a good grip then.

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By *airyChestedDaveMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"gutter....

The pervy pair that is NotSoPosh and I want to drag you fellow perves to our favourite place. Bring cake and who's lap can I sit on?

Can sit on mine, I have cake too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"gutter....

The pervy pair that is NotSoPosh and I want to drag you fellow perves to our favourite place. Bring cake and who's lap can I sit on?

Really?

The gutter?

But isn't that a bit dirty?

Estragon usually power washes it for us before we get in....

Is it dry yet, or are things a bit damp?

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"You know I would, but I'll end up in the corner.

You know there's plenty of ladies here who want your lap PP. Preferably in the corner as you can get real leverage with 2 walls to lean on

That I can and 2 naughty ladies would be perfect, do you know of any

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You know I would, but I'll end up in the corner.

You know there's plenty of ladies here who want your lap PP. Preferably in the corner as you can get real leverage with 2 walls to lean on

That I can and 2 naughty ladies would be perfect, do you know of any

Sparkles! Your presence is required in the corner with PP and me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...

now I want other cakes too

Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.

Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.

You dirty thing

You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get

Christ!I'm in trouble...

Get me outta here

Too late. I've tied you up already.

what next!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"gutter....

The pervy pair that is NotSoPosh and I want to drag you fellow perves to our favourite place. Bring cake and who's lap can I sit on?

Really?

The gutter?

But isn't that a bit dirty?

Estragon usually power washes it for us before we get in....

Is it dry yet, or are things a bit damp?"

He always leaves things a little damp does that one.....

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Do we get

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"Popped my head in, the gutter is no fun place if it's near me it's pissing it down. Plus the cake will get wet

Come here woman..... Sit under my brolly

That's alright then, we'll cwtch in under it

We will indeed

Damn that thing called the Bristol channel sometimes grr

I know! Was driving home yesterday and looked over and you seemed so close!

Can see your part of the world my work building on a sunny day. Stupid channel lol

Next sunny day I'll stand on a hill and wave!

Stupid channel indeed.....

We'll flash our boobs at each other, will be easier to spot each other

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Fish and chips

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"You know I would, but I'll end up in the corner.

You know there's plenty of ladies here who want your lap PP. Preferably in the corner as you can get real leverage with 2 walls to lean on

That I can and 2 naughty ladies would be perfect, do you know of any

Sparkles! Your presence is required in the corner with PP and me!

Oh that sounds delightful

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"...

now I want other cakes too

Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.

Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.

You dirty thing

You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get

Christ!I'm in trouble...

Get me outta here

Too late. I've tied you up already.

what next!"

next - the naughtiness begins, but that's for a private conversation.

So long as you're not too shy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You know I would, but I'll end up in the corner."

I think not, nobody puts PP in the corner. Plus the cakes you would bring will be insanely tasty, so I will come over and keep you company

Her x

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Popped my head in, the gutter is no fun place if it's near me it's pissing it down. Plus the cake will get wet

Come here woman..... Sit under my brolly

That's alright then, we'll cwtch in under it

We will indeed

Damn that thing called the Bristol channel sometimes grr

I know! Was driving home yesterday and looked over and you seemed so close!

Can see your part of the world my work building on a sunny day. Stupid channel lol

Next sunny day I'll stand on a hill and wave!

Stupid channel indeed.....

We'll flash our boobs at each other, will be easier to spot each other

Ooh now that's a good plan!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I already have a residence in the gutter. I will bring cookies, cheesecake and alcohol

Neighbours always welcomed.... Especially you

why thank lovely MWAH! X

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You know I would, but I'll end up in the corner.

You know there's plenty of ladies here who want your lap PP. Preferably in the corner as you can get real leverage with 2 walls to lean on

That I can and 2 naughty ladies would be perfect, do you know of any

Sparkles! Your presence is required in the corner with PP and me!

Oh that sounds delightful

Knew you'd like the sound of that

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Fish and chips "

Ooh....we could get a delivery!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...

now I want other cakes too

Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.

Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.

You dirty thing

You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get

Christ!I'm in trouble...

Get me outta here

Too late. I've tied you up already.

what next!

next - the naughtiness begins, but that's for a private conversation.

So long as you're not too shy.

"
you getting rather giddy

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"You know I would, but I'll end up in the corner.

I think not, nobody puts PP in the corner. Plus the cakes you would bring will be insanely tasty, so I will come over and keep you company

Her x"

You have to come over and have a nibble

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"...

now I want other cakes too

Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.

Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.

You dirty thing

You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get

Christ!I'm in trouble...

Get me outta here

Too late. I've tied you up already.

what next!

next - the naughtiness begins, but that's for a private conversation.

So long as you're not too shy.

you getting rather giddy

'Horny' - maybe. 'giddy' - no

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are we too late? Brought Caramel Mars Bar Brownies to excuse our tardiness

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...

now I want other cakes too

Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.

Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.

You dirty thing

You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get

Christ!I'm in trouble...

Get me outta here

Too late. I've tied you up already.

what next!

next - the naughtiness begins, but that's for a private conversation.

So long as you're not too shy.

you getting rather giddy

'Horny' - maybe. 'giddy' - no

sorry to hear that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we too late? Brought Caramel Mars Bar Brownies to excuse our tardiness "
can I have one?I've been abused on here

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"...

now I want other cakes too

Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.

Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.

You dirty thing

You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get

Christ!I'm in trouble...

Get me outta here

Too late. I've tied you up already.

what next!

next - the naughtiness begins, but that's for a private conversation.

So long as you're not too shy.

you getting rather giddy

'Horny' - maybe. 'giddy' - no

sorry to hear that

Well. I obviously can't please everybody.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a huge sweet tooth and a big craving for sweets

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Are we too late? Brought Caramel Mars Bar Brownies to excuse our tardiness "

Definitely not too late! I see you brought a lap to sit on.... May I borrow it when PP is bored of me?

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Are we too late? Brought Caramel Mars Bar Brownies to excuse our tardiness can I have one?I've been abused on here

And you've loved it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...

now I want other cakes too

Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.

Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.

You dirty thing

You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get

Christ!I'm in trouble...

Get me outta here

Too late. I've tied you up already.

what next!

next - the naughtiness begins, but that's for a private conversation.

So long as you're not too shy.

you getting rather giddy

'Horny' - maybe. 'giddy' - no

sorry to hear that

Well. I obviously can't please everybody.

And no need for it...

thats the beauty of it

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I have a huge sweet tooth and a big craving for sweets

When you say "sweets" do you really mean "tits & ass"?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You know I would, but I'll end up in the corner.

I think not, nobody puts PP in the corner. Plus the cakes you would bring will be insanely tasty, so I will come over and keep you company

Her x

You have to come over and have a nibble

On my way but I warn you once I taste the goodies I will want more... x

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