Fave one liners...

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Something lighthearted for a Monday night. Whats your fave one-liners? Can be jokes, chat up lines etc etc etc

This one tickled my pickle today:

My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. I refused. If I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.

Ps. The punnier the better right?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What we have here .. is a lack of communication!!

Dint want you to feel lonely

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hubbies chat up line worked on me... "does this smell of chloroform to you?"

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come down off that fireplace Granma ...you're too old to be riding the range ..

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mum.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your mum."

The original reply to most things haha!

By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Do you sleep on you're front? Do you mind if I do...

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you sleep on you're front? Do you mind if I do...

Brilliant!

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