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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No but my friend is a prepper so I’ll take myself off to her house "
I know a few people who are well prepared for this, I'll tag along and be the one who slows them down  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No but my friend is a prepper so I’ll take myself off to her house
I know a few people who are well prepared for this, I'll tag along and be the one who slows them down "
Make sure you take wine in a thermos flask, it won’t seem half so bad then...that’s my one and only hope to make it through  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No but my friend is a prepper so I’ll take myself off to her house
I know a few people who are well prepared for this, I'll tag along and be the one who slows them down
Make sure you take wine in a thermos flask, it won’t seem half so bad then...that’s my one and only hope to make it through "
Oh excellent idea yes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m coming to stay with you OP
Only for my taste in music 
It helps.
I actually have a cracking plan!
Go on then... don’t keep us in suspense. "
Im going to work!! Its like fort knox and it has a fuel run generator in the middle of no where with loads of farm land! And guess who has they keys  |
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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago
A little village |
"I’m coming to stay with you OP
Only for my taste in music
It helps.
I actually have a cracking plan!
Go on then... don’t keep us in suspense.
Im going to work!! Its like fort knox and it has a fuel run generator in the middle of no where with loads of farm land! And guess who has they keys "
Awesome. Definitely sticking with you then.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m coming to stay with you OP
Only for my taste in music
It helps.
I actually have a cracking plan!
Go on then... don’t keep us in suspense.
Im going to work!! Its like fort knox and it has a fuel run generator in the middle of no where with loads of farm land! And guess who has they keys "
Do you have plenty of fuel  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m coming to stay with you OP
Only for my taste in music
It helps.
I actually have a cracking plan!
Go on then... don’t keep us in suspense.
Im going to work!! Its like fort knox and it has a fuel run generator in the middle of no where with loads of farm land! And guess who has they keys
Do you have plenty of fuel "
yes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m coming to stay with you OP
Only for my taste in music
It helps.
I actually have a cracking plan!
Go on then... don’t keep us in suspense.
Im going to work!! Its like fort knox and it has a fuel run generator in the middle of no where with loads of farm land! And guess who has they keys
Awesome. Definitely sticking with you then. "
You DJ and i'll kill the zombies! Dream team haha |
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"The Winchester. Obviously.
There was a whole movie about this!
And look how well it turned out "
Exactly! And they had loads of fun along the way. I can’t wait. When does the apocalypse begin again? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Winchester. Obviously.
There was a whole movie about this!
And look how well it turned out
Exactly! And they had loads of fun along the way. I can’t wait. When does the apocalypse begin again?"
I’ve got some old Kylie records we could use to attack?? |
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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago
A little village |
"I’m coming to stay with you OP
Only for my taste in music
It helps.
I actually have a cracking plan!
Go on then... don’t keep us in suspense.
Im going to work!! Its like fort knox and it has a fuel run generator in the middle of no where with loads of farm land! And guess who has they keys
Awesome. Definitely sticking with you then.
You DJ and i'll kill the zombies! Dream team haha "
Hang on ... no one mentioned me DJing. No one wants that trust me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m coming to stay with you OP
Only for my taste in music
It helps.
I actually have a cracking plan!
Go on then... don’t keep us in suspense.
Im going to work!! Its like fort knox and it has a fuel run generator in the middle of no where with loads of farm land! And guess who has they keys
Awesome. Definitely sticking with you then.
You DJ and i'll kill the zombies! Dream team haha
Hang on ... no one mentioned me DJing. No one wants that trust me "
I trust you  |
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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago
A little village |
"I’m coming to stay with you OP
Only for my taste in music
It helps.
I actually have a cracking plan!
Go on then... don’t keep us in suspense.
Im going to work!! Its like fort knox and it has a fuel run generator in the middle of no where with loads of farm land! And guess who has they keys
Awesome. Definitely sticking with you then.
You DJ and i'll kill the zombies! Dream team haha
Hang on ... no one mentioned me DJing. No one wants that trust me
I trust you "
That’s a mistake. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have thought of this and I'd probably find a flat roof building. Make sure I have stock piled a few crates of beers and a shed load of petrol. Also a few gas canisters and a camping stove aswell as some tinned beans, spaghetti and ravioli ( heinz might make some money from me). Then I'd make sure my chair was comfy and watch it all go down. Whilst every now and then creating petrol bombs with the empty beer bottles and throwing them down when I feel there is a good kill ratio |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m coming to stay with you OP
Only for my taste in music
It helps.
I actually have a cracking plan!
Go on then... don’t keep us in suspense.
Im going to work!! Its like fort knox and it has a fuel run generator in the middle of no where with loads of farm land! And guess who has they keys
Awesome. Definitely sticking with you then.
You DJ and i'll kill the zombies! Dream team haha
Hang on ... no one mentioned me DJing. No one wants that trust me
I trust you
That’s a mistake. "
I only tell you the good bits of my play list, you aint seen 5ive, backstreet boys and PJ and duncan  |
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"The Winchester. Obviously.
There was a whole movie about this!
And look how well it turned out
Exactly! And they had loads of fun along the way. I can’t wait. When does the apocalypse begin again?
I’ve got some old Kylie records we could use to attack?? "
That sounds great. Recycling at its best. Saving is from the zombies, and the rest of the planet from kylie. Win/win. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m coming to stay with you OP
Only for my taste in music
It helps.
I actually have a cracking plan!
Go on then... don’t keep us in suspense.
Im going to work!! Its like fort knox and it has a fuel run generator in the middle of no where with loads of farm land! And guess who has they keys
Awesome. Definitely sticking with you then.
You DJ and i'll kill the zombies! Dream team haha
Hang on ... no one mentioned me DJing. No one wants that trust me
I trust you
That’s a mistake.
I only tell you the good bits of my play list, you aint seen 5ive, backstreet boys and PJ and duncan "
What about The Venga Boys? |
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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago
A little village |
"I’m coming to stay with you OP
Only for my taste in music
It helps.
I actually have a cracking plan!
Go on then... don’t keep us in suspense.
Im going to work!! Its like fort knox and it has a fuel run generator in the middle of no where with loads of farm land! And guess who has they keys
Awesome. Definitely sticking with you then.
You DJ and i'll kill the zombies! Dream team haha
Hang on ... no one mentioned me DJing. No one wants that trust me
I trust you
That’s a mistake.
I only tell you the good bits of my play list, you aint seen 5ive, backstreet boys and PJ and duncan "
Well back in the 90s as a teenage girl, I’ll have you know my walls were plastered with posters of 5ive and the backstreet boys! I may or may not have even seen both groups in concert...... as well as Peter Andre. But I didn’t say that last bit if anyone asks...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m coming to stay with you OP
Only for my taste in music
It helps.
I actually have a cracking plan!
Go on then... don’t keep us in suspense.
Im going to work!! Its like fort knox and it has a fuel run generator in the middle of no where with loads of farm land! And guess who has they keys
Awesome. Definitely sticking with you then.
You DJ and i'll kill the zombies! Dream team haha
Hang on ... no one mentioned me DJing. No one wants that trust me
I trust you
That’s a mistake.
I only tell you the good bits of my play list, you aint seen 5ive, backstreet boys and PJ and duncan
What about The Venga Boys?"
Never been to ibiza  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m coming to stay with you OP
Only for my taste in music
It helps.
I actually have a cracking plan!
Go on then... don’t keep us in suspense.
Im going to work!! Its like fort knox and it has a fuel run generator in the middle of no where with loads of farm land! And guess who has they keys
Awesome. Definitely sticking with you then.
You DJ and i'll kill the zombies! Dream team haha
Hang on ... no one mentioned me DJing. No one wants that trust me
I trust you
That’s a mistake.
I only tell you the good bits of my play list, you aint seen 5ive, backstreet boys and PJ and duncan
Well back in the 90s as a teenage girl, I’ll have you know my walls were plastered with posters of 5ive and the backstreet boys! I may or may not have even seen both groups in concert...... as well as Peter Andre. But I didn’t say that last bit if anyone asks...... "
Match made on spotify  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll probably be one of the first to die.  "
Nooooo, your down the road, i'll come get you and look after you! You can run around with a dildo on your forehead making us laugh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll probably be one of the first to die.
Nooooo, your down the road, i'll come get you and look after you! You can run around with a dildo on your forehead making us laugh! "
Oh now you've gave me a great idea. Maybe I'll make a hole in the dildo head and stick in a blade and then run around with it on my head stabbing zombies in the head. Together we we will be invincible.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll probably be one of the first to die.
Nooooo, your down the road, i'll come get you and look after you! You can run around with a dildo on your forehead making us laugh!
Oh now you've gave me a great idea. Maybe I'll make a hole in the dildo head and stick in a blade and then run around with it on my head stabbing zombies in the head. Together we we will be invincible.
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Do dildo's have a japs eye? As this is where im imagining the blade? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have it on good knowledge that zombies hate lasagne, so I'm stocking up on pasta, mince, and sauce.
Oh and cheese. "
Cheese? I’m coming to stay with you |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I have it on good knowledge that zombies hate lasagne, so I'm stocking up on pasta, mince, and sauce.
Oh and cheese.
I had lasagne for tea tonight. Will this save me? "
If not - i will. No-one messes with my ladies. |
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"Is that what’s coming next   will hand sanitiser help
Just stay 2m away, say a few Hail Marys and you'll be absolutely fine
Il get the holy water ready "
Holy water
Hand sanitiser
Hail Marys
The triple-H of zombie fighting |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Is that what’s coming next will hand sanitiser help
Just stay 2m away, say a few Hail Marys and you'll be absolutely fine
Il get the holy water ready
Holy water
Hand sanitiser
Hail Marys
The triple-H of zombie fighting "
I like it |
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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago
A little village |
"I have it on good knowledge that zombies hate lasagne, so I'm stocking up on pasta, mince, and sauce.
Oh and cheese.
I had lasagne for tea tonight. Will this save me?
If not - i will. No-one messes with my ladies. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are they walking dead zombies or z nation zombies them feckers could run "
See now this is the content i want from a thread, we have to say walking dead cos those fuckers from z nation, they taking over if they appear!! |
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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago
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"Do you have a plan?
I'm going to set up a single man's profile on here and send the zombies FAF messages with dick pics attached. If that doesn't lead to them ignoring me, nothing will. "
Good plan lol
I think a lot of guys on here have clearly been preparing in advance allready |
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