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What would you call your fish and chip shop ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Cod loves a Fryer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just for the Halibut

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chips & fish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Frydays

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

The Codfather

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've no idea but my daughter gave me a business proposal a couple of years ago, all dragons den style, which I've so far failed to invest in or capitalise on. When we do eventually get round to opening up shop we're gonna have a drive-thru (or "drive-by", as my daughter likes to call it).

Maybe "nips chips" with an actual drive-by experience with sound effects and firing water pistols n shiz between the payment and collection windows....?

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan over a year ago

Torquay

Elvis works here

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

My plaice.x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For cods hake, the jokes in this thread will be reely brill and no trout about it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My local chippy is called 'Oh my Cod'

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Chipademus and Fryers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Codfather"

We have a Codfather up here! It's a van

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

Cum fry with me.x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One of our local chippies is called 'The Cod Father' (with bullet holes all over the front).

I like and would call my chippy 'The Town Fryer!'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chips Ahoy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chish and Fips

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

"The Codfather

We have a Codfather up here! It's a van

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One of our local chippies is called 'The Cod Father' (with bullet holes all over the front).

I like and would call my chippy 'The Town Fryer!'

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Theres both of those near me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chipademus and Fryers

This wins

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Juicys plaice.

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By *xmfrvnMan over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Battered Cod Pieces

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By *exPeopleCouple over a year ago

near Rushden Lakes

Fryer Fucks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fabfingers & chips .

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

There's one near me called Woo Tan Scran which I personally think is genius.

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"There's one near me called Woo Tan Scran which I personally think is genius. "

Wicked

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By *omtom7Man over a year ago

Tralee

Fishy Business

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

Your Plaice or Mine?

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Cum fry with me.x"

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Battered Baps & More

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cod loves a Fryer"

Absolutely genius! Take my money! Lol. Mrs x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Batterfree Cods Home

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Codrophenia

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Nell of Flounders

Neil of Flounders

Drum and Bass (Aplodinotus grunniens and Opsariichthys uncirostris)

Mullet over

Monkfish and the Fryers

Sole

Get yer skates on mate (Charlie Crocker's favourite)

I'm all about the bass

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Batterfree Cods Home"

Damn, that's good.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Sole: if I was in South Korea

Bay City Rollmops (before my time!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Salt and battery

Hand of cod

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS over a year ago

Ramsey

Cod loves a fryer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Batterfree Cods Home"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We have a codfather in town...also a Jason doner van

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By *r.HMan over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

The Fishcoteque

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't know a good one for fish and chips (cod of thrones.....), but once saw a small fishing boat with name 'Cirosis of the river'

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Frying nemo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two eels,a soul and a smelly plaice.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Fishbook

Chiptagram

ChipChop

Twatter

CrustAsian

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Something fishy

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By *r.HMan over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

The chipsy King

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By *ristol HellfireMan over a year ago

Bristol

The Empty Aquarium

The Cod Piece

Our Sole

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

A Salt and Battery

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

Doner walk on by ...admittedly not great for a fish & chip shop

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

The chippy.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"The chippy. "

There's one between Monmouth and Gloucester.

6 Commercial St, Cinderford, GL14 2RR

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Plaice your spuds

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Cury and Chips, (Cury, Cornwall))

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By *ntcovMan over a year ago

Church Gresley / Swadlincote

"Fishy Fingers"

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By *r.HMan over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

Good pie Mr chips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

New Cod on the Block

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

One in Yorkshire called Chip in Dales

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Fishcoteque

This one!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The Fishcoteque

Classic

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"The Fishcoteque

Classic

are you bored

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

James Pond

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread had seen batter days.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cod loves a Fryer"

Smelly's

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

McTuckyhut

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By *andwenCouple over a year ago

mid wales.

Sufficient chips.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Plaice Station. Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fries Wide Shut

My Happy Plaice

The Crab Factor

Lol, our brains are in overdrive this morning!

Mr&Mrs x

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

These are so good!

I'd go for what my son used to say when he was little because its cute

'Chish n Fips'

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By *arakiss12TV/TS over a year ago

Bedford

"Our's is better than the one down the road"

"Fins can only get batter"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Niche one for Talking Heads fans

This Must be The Plaice

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By *oalie66Man over a year ago

Chesterfield

"The Frying Scotsman"

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By *uietly_KinkyMan over a year ago

High Wycombe

Salty Goodness

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fins can only get batter" - this is too good!! Lol. Mrs x

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

A salt and batter ey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Great British Hake Off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Batter me softly

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By *entula malarkeyMan over a year ago

Ayrshire

The Tip Top Hip Hop Chip Shop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chipademus and Fryers

Very nice ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chippy Chippy Bang Bang

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fish N Tits. Topless, busty female workers serving you suppers.

I take no responsibility over scalded nipples at the fryer. They knew the risks when took the job.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want to fry away

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By *erfectman122Man over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Stodgy daves

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Frying Tonight" said in my best Kenneth Williams voice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The furry artery

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Place in my home town, in a very rough area, used to be called "a salt and battered" no joke lol

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

For the love of cod

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I Believe I Can Fry

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"Place in my home town, in a very rough area, used to be called "a salt and battered" no joke lol"

love it. Reminds me of a chip shop in Belfast called 'for cod and Ulster'

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

Frying without wings

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

Mercury Morsels

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Battered Orange

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By *an4funMan over a year ago

london

Cod's Kitchen

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By *an4funMan over a year ago

london

While we're on the subject. A big fight broke out in my local chippy last night. 3 fish got battered.

Here all week

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pike and Tuna Earner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can't handle the trout!" - A Few Good Men

Mrs x

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By *AURA6969TV/TS over a year ago

RUGBY

Fab fish and chips

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By *AURA6969TV/TS over a year ago

RUGBY

"While we're on the subject. A big fight broke out in my local chippy last night. 3 fish got battered.

Here all week"
Close the door on your way out please

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By *ownwithafeatherMan over a year ago

Watford

Oi Oi Saveloy

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

Cod’s sake.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

Perfect Plaice

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By *9alMan over a year ago

Bridgend

there is a chip shop in one of the Welsh valleys called " A fish called Rhonda "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cod Fellas

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The Fishcoteque

Classic

are you bored

I did it just for the halibut!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Batter plaice than never

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sweaty Pollocks

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

There’s a vegan one near my daughter called Woo Tan Scran.

My favourites the Hip Hop Chip Shop.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There’s a vegan one near my daughter called Woo Tan Scran.

My favourites the Hip Hop Chip Shop. "

I knew yours would be musical!

Don't forget Sweet Sole Music

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Battered Willy's

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

"Battered Willy's"

Willy's battered bits

Only Codding

The Pies the limit.

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

"There’s a vegan one near my daughter called Woo Tan Scran.

My favourites the Hip Hop Chip Shop.

I knew yours would be musical!

Don't forget Sweet Sole Music

Is that real? Both of mine are real chippy’s.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's one near me called Woo Tan Scran which I personally think is genius. "

It is, although I had to Google Scran to know it means food in Scouse !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There’s a vegan one near my daughter called Woo Tan Scran.

My favourites the Hip Hop Chip Shop.

I knew yours would be musical!

Don't forget Sweet Sole Music

Is that real? Both of mine are real chippy’s. "

No, but I'm keeping it for my dream chippy with the best soundtrack.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fryers tuck

Bird on a perch. (It does chicken too)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good What would you call your fish and chip shop ? everyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's one near me called Woo Tan Scran which I personally think is genius.

It is, although I had to Google Scran to know it means food in Scouse !"

Bottom of Lark Lane. It’s amazing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Salt & Vinegar?

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Supper's ready!

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Love spuds and batter.

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Fryer Tucks......

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

Buy One Get One Fried

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Steve

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By *aekaeWoman over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

Fae's Fishy Fingers.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS over a year ago

Bedford

"I did it fry way"

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"Fryers tuck

Bird on a perch. (It does chicken too)

There's a chippy over here called fryer tuck's

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By *eimdallMan over a year ago

liverpool

Food

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By *arakiss12TV/TS over a year ago

Bedford

"Thank Cod It's Fryday"

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By *oldyoudown41Man over a year ago

caledonian

Batter and spuds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Bulging Codpiece?

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

The Brothel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chippy chippy bang bang

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Chip off the old Rock

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A Chip off the old cock"

Leoblooms

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A Chip off the old cock

Leoblooms

Don't chip my cock, I've not got much to spare !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Salmon Chanted Evening

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A Chip off the old cock

Leoblooms

Don't chip my cock, I've not got much to spare !

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By *arakiss12TV/TS over a year ago

Bedford

"Chippy chippy bang bang"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Majestic Marine...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did someone say:

Cod loves a fryer?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone say:

Cod loves a fryer?"

Oh yeah, first fucking post.

Where is the facepalm emoji?

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Fryer Tucks......"

at the House of Cod

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By *inabedMFMCouple over a year ago

Manchester

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By *inabedMFMCouple over a year ago

Manchester

Andys Supper Bar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Errrrr chippy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fishy Fingers

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Soled out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pretty little fryers

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By *randmrsmanchesterCouple over a year ago

Manchester

Chips away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Cod father

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mrs Miggins Fish Shop

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By *oubleswing2019Man over a year ago

Colchester

Piscis et Solanum tuberosum

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Piscis et Solanum tuberosum"

Try saying that pissed. It would soon be called PEST.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Davy Jones' Larder.

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By *oubleswing2019Man over a year ago

Colchester

"Piscis et Solanum tuberosum

Try saying that pissed. It would soon be called PEST."

Good point ! I missed that, doh !

Yours was good however.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Piscis et Solanum tuberosum

Try saying that pissed. It would soon be called PEST.

Good point ! I missed that, doh !

Yours was good however."

Thanks.

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By *ubal1Man over a year ago

Newry Down

Fishy Fingers!

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Piscis et Solanum tuberosum

Try saying that pissed. It would soon be called PEST.

Good point ! I missed that, doh !

Yours was good however."

I would love to see Frankie Howerd's animated Lurchio being the face for this. Think of the Colonel on KFC.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS over a year ago

Bedford

Tryer Fuck`s fish bar

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By *arakiss12TV/TS over a year ago

Bedford

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

For God's Hake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fishy Business

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eel be crumbing round the mountain when he crumbs.

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By *iger4uWoman over a year ago

In my happy place

The Battery

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By *illiamMeetsMan over a year ago

sunnyside

The Codfather

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Cod's Scallops

Thank Cod it's Fryday

Chish and Fips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chip on ya’ shoulder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Little Mermaid

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple over a year ago

Epsom

Fishy Queen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Captain Haddock

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Smokey Roe-bisons?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

rank ..... got to travel if you want a decent chippy here

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

No-Flock Of Seagulls?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One for any port towns- Chip Ahoy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hook, line and fryer

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

Fishy business

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