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"Do you think you could fit up your nose?
Bonus question; how many could Nora fit up her fandango and pew pew out?"
Six maybe  And I'm willing to help count Nora    |
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8 up the left and 10 up the right.
I have a huge conk and it’s been busted many times so is a bit wonky.
Nora could get around 254 up her chuff and ak47 them out at the speed of light |
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"Wouldn't malteasers be better to pew out of your fandango. How far could you fire one?
She’s already done malteasers, she likes a challenge "
Darn I missed that one  What marshmallows, how many of them can you fit in your mouth? |
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"P.s. I got a whole sharing bag of m&ms up the chuff. The moisture melts the colouring and makes them act a bit like paintballs. "
Wow....now if it skittles then it would be taste of the rainbow   |
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"P.s. I got a whole sharing bag of m&ms up the chuff. The moisture melts the colouring and makes them act a bit like paintballs. "
I bet it makes your foof taste wonderful too |
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"P.s. I got a whole sharing bag of m&ms up the chuff. The moisture melts the colouring and makes them act a bit like paintballs.
I bet it makes your foof taste wonderful too "
And adds extra texture when they crumble up there. Also always a chance of finding leftovers as snacks. |
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"P.s. I got a whole sharing bag of m&ms up the chuff. The moisture melts the colouring and makes them act a bit like paintballs. "
It’s nice to read people taking safe sex so seriously.
Be sure to bag it up people  |
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"P.s. I got a whole sharing bag of m&ms up the chuff. The moisture melts the colouring and makes them act a bit like paintballs.
It’s nice to read people taking safe sex so seriously.
Be sure to bag it up people "
Might catch m&mitis |
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"Pinging skittles out would look much prettier though "
I'm sure you'll have lots of offers of mouths open ready to catch them!!
Taste Nora's fanny Rainbow |
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"Pinging skittles out would look much prettier though
Knocking down skittles would be more impressive  "
Yeah did that when I pinged a bowling ball out. Got a strike too! |
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"Pinging skittles out would look much prettier though
I'm sure you'll have lots of offers of mouths open ready to catch them!!
Taste Nora's fanny Rainbow "
Haha I like it |
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"P.s. I got a whole sharing bag of m&ms up the chuff. The moisture melts the colouring and makes them act a bit like paintballs.
I want to see this!! "
I'll put on a private show just for you LBC . |
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"P.s. I got a whole sharing bag of m&ms up the chuff. The moisture melts the colouring and makes them act a bit like paintballs.
I want to see this!!
I'll put on a private show just for you LBC . "
Make sure you're wearing your video recorder spy glasses please lemon. |
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"Pinging skittles out would look much prettier though
Knocking down skittles would be more impressive
Yeah did that when I pinged a bowling ball out. Got a strike too! "
That is quite a talent Nora! |
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"Pinging skittles out would look much prettier though
Knocking down skittles would be more impressive
Yeah did that when I pinged a bowling ball out. Got a strike too!
That is quite a talent Nora! "
I have many hidden talents |
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"P.s. I got a whole sharing bag of m&ms up the chuff. The moisture melts the colouring and makes them act a bit like paintballs.
I want to see this!!
I'll put on a private show just for you LBC .
Make sure you're wearing your video recorder spy glasses please lemon. "
I can't break girl code, not even for you lovely magneto!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Pinging skittles out would look much prettier though
Knocking down skittles would be more impressive
Yeah did that when I pinged a bowling ball out. Got a strike too!
That is quite a talent Nora!
I have many hidden talents "
So good, she did it twice |
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"I'm in casualty now...the nice nurse says she'll count the M&Ms once they've all been removed...but they need to get the Ferrero Rocher that are blocking the way out first.  "
I feel like that’s your own fault |
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"I'm in casualty now...the nice nurse says she'll count the M&Ms once they've all been removed...but they need to get the Ferrero Rocher that are blocking the way out first.
I feel like that’s your own fault "
Of course it isn't...I'm the victim here. I suffer from cocoanibulitis; a rare condition which causes one to insert innappropriate confectionery items into bodily orifices whilst loudly singing "a finger of fudge is just enough, to stop you being able to go to the toilet properly" |
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"I'm in casualty now...the nice nurse says she'll count the M&Ms once they've all been removed...but they need to get the Ferrero Rocher that are blocking the way out first.
I feel like that’s your own fault
Of course it isn't...I'm the victim here. I suffer from cocoanibulitis; a rare condition which causes one to insert innappropriate confectionery items into bodily orifices whilst loudly singing "a finger of fudge is just enough, to stop you being able to go to the toilet properly""
Worth it if you break the record though eh? |
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"P.s. I got a whole sharing bag of m&ms up the chuff. The moisture melts the colouring and makes them act a bit like paintballs.
I want to see this!!
I'll put on a private show just for you LBC .
Make sure you're wearing your video recorder spy glasses please lemon.
I can't break girl code, not even for you lovely magneto!! "
I can respect that. |
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"I'm in casualty now...the nice nurse says she'll count the M&Ms once they've all been removed...but they need to get the Ferrero Rocher that are blocking the way out first.
I feel like that’s your own fault
Of course it isn't...I'm the victim here. I suffer from cocoanibulitis; a rare condition which causes one to insert innappropriate confectionery items into bodily orifices whilst loudly singing "a finger of fudge is just enough, to stop you being able to go to the toilet properly"
Worth it if you break the record though eh? "
I'm not sure...I'm looking at the 2kg bar of Dairy Milk in the fridge, whilst holding a wooden mallet...can anybody say 'dilation' ? |
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"I'm in casualty now...the nice nurse says she'll count the M&Ms once they've all been removed...but they need to get the Ferrero Rocher that are blocking the way out first.
I feel like that’s your own fault
Of course it isn't...I'm the victim here. I suffer from cocoanibulitis; a rare condition which causes one to insert innappropriate confectionery items into bodily orifices whilst loudly singing "a finger of fudge is just enough, to stop you being able to go to the toilet properly"
Worth it if you break the record though eh? I'm not sure...I'm looking at the 2kg bar of Dairy Milk in the fridge, whilst holding a wooden mallet...can anybody say 'dilation' ? "
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"I'm in casualty now...the nice nurse says she'll count the M&Ms once they've all been removed...but they need to get the Ferrero Rocher that are blocking the way out first.
I feel like that’s your own fault
Of course it isn't...I'm the victim here. I suffer from cocoanibulitis; a rare condition which causes one to insert innappropriate confectionery items into bodily orifices whilst loudly singing "a finger of fudge is just enough, to stop you being able to go to the toilet properly"
Worth it if you break the record though eh? I'm not sure...I'm looking at the 2kg bar of Dairy Milk in the fridge, whilst holding a wooden mallet...can anybody say 'dilation' ?
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Thank god it melts  |
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