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tips for beating the credit crunch
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ok ..we all know that times are tough and its time to economise ...so i thought this is a good place to place your swinging tips for saving a few quid to spend on biscuits to cheer you up ..
here is one to start you off
Always open your condoms with a stanly knife and remove the condom carefully after use a quick swill ..pop it back in the foil with a bit of washing up liquid stick the edge down with superglue and voila
you can use it again ...no one will know ...
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By *ighnboxCouple
over a year ago
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Credit Crunch .... True or false Ok what we are geting at is for some unfortunate people the credit crunch is real very real and must be a terrable thing to have lost your job etc BUT for other members of sociaty WHAT CREDIT CRUNCH ....Teachers, police, firemen, Doctors, Nurses etc etc are not goint to loose there jobs and withe the intrest rate on borrowed money loans morgages etc etc being so low thus there morgage payments have droped theese people have more money now than last year. So we say the Credit crunch is only real to a unfortunate section out there others are richer than ever. |
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"Credit Crunch .... True or false Ok what we are geting at is for some unfortunate people the credit crunch is real very real and must be a terrable thing to have lost your job etc BUT for other members of sociaty WHAT CREDIT CRUNCH ....Teachers, police, firemen, Doctors, Nurses etc etc are not goint to loose there jobs and withe the intrest rate on borrowed money loans morgages etc etc being so low thus there morgage payments have droped theese people have more money now than last year. So we say the Credit crunch is only real to a unfortunate section out there others are richer than ever. "
ahhh i get ya....go blag the professionals nice one...heres another one i thought of ...invite all ya swing mates to a bring a bottle party ...at say 8 ...then arrange for your mom and dad to turn up at 830 just when everyone is in full flow ...you go ...omg ...get dressed..quick its my mom and dad .....everone panics gets dressed quick and the floks are let in all the party peeps leave ....making excuses and leave all the booze ,,,simples eh |
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awww ta ...i got one for you ....find someone whos undies you have always admired and is almost the he same size as you....invite em to a mmmmmmff and then make sure all the undies are thrown all over the place just before the end say omg its late i got to be up..and huslte em to leave ....hide the bra she had
and say awww youll find it and give it her next time ......go to the same shop she got it from and say they gave you the wrong bra and hey presto new one in your size....tell mate ...never found that bra you know ...i heard that guy likes to dress in womens clothes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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LMAO I have had my underwear nicked befor!!! Was pissed off it was my fave!
Another tip is we all know how expensive fuel is at the minute, its costing me a fortune to fill up the Range Rovers so I now just get the butler to push it...saves a fortune!!!  |
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"LMAO I have had my underwear nicked befor!!! Was pissed off it was my fave!
Another tip is we all know how expensive fuel is at the minute, its costing me a fortune to fill up the Range Rovers so I now just get the butler to push it...saves a fortune!!! "
huh this is a serious thread !!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"LMAO I have had my underwear nicked befor!!! Was pissed off it was my fave!
Another tip is we all know how expensive fuel is at the minute, its costing me a fortune to fill up the Range Rovers so I now just get the butler to push it...saves a fortune!!!
huh this is a serious thread !!!!!"
Im being serious, think it fooked his back...im going to have to replace him now!! |
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another is for all you company executives who are swingers .To save money in the company so you got more to spend on swinging ...remove toilet rolls from 2 in every three staff toilets .
Put the fresh water machine in poky little corner with no cups..and when you order a replacement bottle accidentally make it the wrong size you can use this excuse for months ....will save loads .
Another good tip i got from a blod sucking leach in a bank is leave a memo in photocopier entitled ..proposed cost cutting methods ...staff review.
This will increase production 3 fold meaning you can once again afford those disposable platinum dildos you just cant be seen without at the next corporate swing bash |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We're delighted there is a recession on tbh.. Siren is about to on maternity leave for a year on full pay and I've been told my job is safe for at least the next year... the mortgage came down, petrol is down, food prices are competitive and we have as much money as we need when we need it. Absolutely top job the govt are doing... keep it up guys, I've never been richer. Thanks. hehehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"WHAT CREDIT CRUNCH ....Teachers, police, firemen, Doctors ... "
Don't you believe it - our local NHS is planning redundancies across the board from April because Gordon Brown has cut back on their funding to pay for bailing the banks out and fighting two wars at once! The local council faces similar cut backs ... this is going to be a deep, hard recession for us all.
What a good job sex is free lol! xxxx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What a good job sex is free lol!
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Sssshhh!! FGS!!... there are ears literally everywhere!! If the govt thought they could harness the energy spent by couples making love they'd fooking tax us for not giving it back to the national grid!! |
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"What a good job sex is free lol!
Sssshhh!! FGS!!... there are ears literally everywhere!! If the govt thought they could harness the energy spent by couples making love they'd fooking tax us for not giving it back to the national grid!!"
definitely for men jacking off in the chat room ...all those muscle powered strokes could make us self sufficient in power in one night |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Credit crunch tips....
Turn off ALL the lights during sex with swingers.. This is two fold, you can shag munters and as such shag more often and save heating too... Not just yours remember as they can turn theirs off while round yours etc..
Miss out the pre shag drink... but risk being fookin sober, always a dodgy save that one.
Only smoke after sex... down from 30 a day to 20 at least.. Big save yeah!
Always always invite folk (professionals who credit crunch has no effect remember) over to yours... No petrol!!!
I'm sure theres more....
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"What a good job sex is free lol!
Sssshhh!! FGS!!... there are ears literally everywhere!! If the govt thought they could harness the energy spent by couples making love they'd fooking tax us for not giving it back to the national grid!!
definitely for men jacking off in the chat room ...all those muscle powered strokes could make us self sufficient in power in one night "
I'd hate to think where they would attach the jump leads to connect to the Grid....... Oh and make sure that the switch is thrown the right way or it might be shocking (sorry had to be said) |
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