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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Come on hit me up with the worst one ever !
For you?
'That's it, the beard is no more!' And a pic of a bald chin  "
Haha it is a status shuffle not a truth or dare thread but I guess I do have a pic of myself shaven somewhere |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Tarmac my chest with your curry bum."
 ok done.
Here's yours.
I'd love to get my intestine pregnant. Please is there any lads with full bollocks ready to impregnated my colon. |
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"Come on hit me up with the worst one ever !
For you?
'That's it, the beard is no more!' And a pic of a bald chin
Haha it is a status shuffle not a truth or dare thread but I guess I do have a pic of myself shaven somewhere"
I'd keep that well hidden if I was you unless you want to commit fabicide |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Come on hit me up with the worst one ever !
For you?
'That's it, the beard is no more!' And a pic of a bald chin
Haha it is a status shuffle not a truth or dare thread but I guess I do have a pic of myself shaven somewhere
I'd keep that well hidden if I was you unless you want to commit fabicide "
Wait ?! You mean I am just a nice beard for you ?  |
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"Come on hit me up with the worst one ever !
For you?
'That's it, the beard is no more!' And a pic of a bald chin
Haha it is a status shuffle not a truth or dare thread but I guess I do have a pic of myself shaven somewhere
I'd keep that well hidden if I was you unless you want to commit fabicide
Wait ?! You mean I am just a nice beard for you ? "
Hell no, you're my competition hahahaaa |
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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago
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"Come on hit me up with the worst one ever !
For you?
'That's it, the beard is no more!' And a pic of a bald chin
Haha it is a status shuffle not a truth or dare thread but I guess I do have a pic of myself shaven somewhere
I'd keep that well hidden if I was you unless you want to commit fabicide
Wait ?! You mean I am just a nice beard for you ?
Hell no, you're my competition hahahaaa"
Ok... here goes..
Thinking of going blonde or pink.. what do you think? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How does this work? "
Well basically I pair you or you pair yourself with someone on this thread.
You write a silly status for them and they do one for you.
You have to leave it for an hour. |
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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago
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"How does this work?
Well basically I pair you or you pair yourself with someone on this thread.
You write a silly status for them and they do one for you.
You have to leave it for an hour. "
Shall I change mine to “only men who drive a Fiat 500 need apply within”. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How does this work?
Well basically I pair you or you pair yourself with someone on this thread.
You write a silly status for them and they do one for you.
You have to leave it for an hour.
Shall I change mine to “only men who drive a Fiat 500 need apply within”. "
Haha curious to know how many they are tbh |
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"Right then instead of beard stuff, im in.
Hit me with your worst shot someone 
Thinking of going blonde or pink.. what do you think?"
Changing it now
I may be ginger but I'm no minger, send me a wink and I'll do things with you that will make you blink  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right then instead of beard stuff, im in.
Hit me with your worst shot someone
Thinking of going blonde or pink.. what do you think?
Changing it now
I may be ginger but I'm no minger, send me a wink and I'll do things with you that will make you blink "
ace ! |
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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago
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"Right then instead of beard stuff, im in.
Hit me with your worst shot someone
Thinking of going blonde or pink.. what do you think?
Changing it now
I may be ginger but I'm no minger, send me a wink and I'll do things with you that will make you blink "
Done... it's strawberry blonde btw  |
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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago
A little village |
"Right then instead of beard stuff, im in.
Hit me with your worst shot someone
Thinking of going blonde or pink.. what do you think?
Changing it now
I may be ginger but I'm no minger, send me a wink and I'll do things with you that will make you blink "
Haha this is brilliant. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you pair me please? 
Deepblue3 doesn't seem to play so let's find one to each other.
We have to leave it one hour ! "
Ok OK I bottled it  2 historic verifications in a week has drawn me way too much attention, but I must carry out my duty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 30/07/20 15:34:59]
I sent yours
There is no way I’m putting that as my status!!!  "
Have you seen mine! My fab career is over as of today  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 30/07/20 15:34:59]
I sent yours
There is no way I’m putting that as my status!!! "
Go on. I'm offering to lick marmite from someone's willy at the moment... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 30/07/20 15:34:59]
I sent yours
There is no way I’m putting that as my status!!!
Have you seen mine! My fab career is over as of today "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you do me one?"
Your status :
I felt like I was old enough to put the kettle in my vagina but it turns out it got stuck. Can someone teabag my mouth meawhile ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like to be paired with someone on this thread.
We need another one or would like me to do one for you ? Btw I have no filters no barriers "
You can do me one. I'm a big girl. I can take it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you pair me please?
Deepblue3 doesn't seem to play so let's find one to each other.
We have to leave it one hour !
Ok OK I bottled it 2 historic verifications in a week has drawn me way too much attention, but I must carry out my duty. "
You must be veri popular |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd like to be paired with someone on this thread.
We need another one or would like me to do one for you ? Btw I have no filters no barriers You can do me one. I'm a big girl. I can take it "
Your status :
I so love anal that I went to see the proctologist and asked him to check my colon as deep as he could with his speculum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you do me one?
Your status :
I felt like I was old enough to put the kettle in my vagina but it turns out it got stuck. Can someone teabag my mouth meawhile ? "
You're filthy Roberto!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you do me one and do your worst  "
Your status :
I am Frida and what I like the most it's when the male species of fab mail me some frozen spunk. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you do me one and do your worst let me step in ! Clog my nostrils with your man paste lovelies
You offering deep "
Someone left my friend list after my status update |
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"Can you do me one and do your worst let me step in ! Clog my nostrils with your man paste lovelies
You offering deep
Someone left my friend list after my status update "
Waa no sense of humour, oh dear and it wasn't me lol |
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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago
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"No interest here what so ever.. so anyone want to set me another feel free.
how rude! Give it a chance strawberry blonde boy
you had any replies?
I would have if I turned my male filters off "
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"No interest here what so ever.. so anyone want to set me another feel free.
how rude! Give it a chance strawberry blonde boy
you had any replies?
I would have if I turned my male filters off sneaky
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Far from sneaky....its perfect for avoiding cheesy dick pics |
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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago
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"No interest here what so ever.. so anyone want to set me another feel free.
how rude! Give it a chance strawberry blonde boy
you had any replies?
I would have if I turned my male filters off sneaky
Far from sneaky....its perfect for avoiding cheesy dick pics "
Some dirty men on here! How very dare they! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No interest here what so ever.. so anyone want to set me another feel free.
May I ?
You may.. I'll.post one my hour is up.."
Please be aware that I love having penis deep in my mouth and ass before messaging me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you do me one and do your worst let me step in ! Clog my nostrils with your man paste lovelies
You offering deep
Someone left my friend list after my status update
Waa no sense of humour, oh dear and it wasn't me lol "
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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago
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"No interest here what so ever.. so anyone want to set me another feel free.
May I ?
You may.. I'll.post one my hour is up..
Please be aware that I love having penis deep in my mouth and ass before messaging me "
Sorted.. still no answers I guarantee. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No interest here what so ever.. so anyone want to set me another feel free.
May I ?
You may.. I'll.post one my hour is up..
Please be aware that I love having penis deep in my mouth and ass before messaging me
Sorted.. still no answers I guarantee. "
I'll message you then |
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"Can someone please set me one that doesn’t have the words “watermelon” or “anus” in?
Thank you kindly. "
Ladies please form a queue, so I can do delicious things with you.
My hands and tongue will make your legs quiver, so hurry up, come hither |
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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago
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"No interest here what so ever.. so anyone want to set me another feel free.
May I ?
You may.. I'll.post one my hour is up..
Please be aware that I love having penis deep in my mouth and ass before messaging me
Sorted.. still no answers I guarantee.
I'll message you then "
I won't know how to open it.. been so long |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you do me one and do your worst let me step in ! Clog my nostrils with your man paste lovelies
You offering deep
Someone left my friend list after my status update
Waa no sense of humour, oh dear and it wasn't me lol "
obviously you're interested in impregnating my colon. How do I recover from this |
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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago
A little village |
"Can someone please set me one that doesn’t have the words “watermelon” or “anus” in?
Thank you kindly.
Ladies please form a queue, so I can do delicious things with you.
My hands and tongue will make your legs quiver, so hurry up, come hither "
I love this! Putting it up now |
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"Can you do me one and do your worst let me step in ! Clog my nostrils with your man paste lovelies
You offering deep
Someone left my friend list after my status update
Waa no sense of humour, oh dear and it wasn't me lol
obviously you're interested in impregnating my colon. How do I recover from this "
Yes I dearly want to try
Erm not sure men in black style memory erasure |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"right then, seeing as strawberry blonde boy is having a new one, who wants to make me a new one too.
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I'll do !
Your status :
It may look like my anus is lovely but sometimes it is full of shit. |
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"right then, seeing as strawberry blonde boy is having a new one, who wants to make me a new one too.
I'll do !
Your status :
It may look like my anus is lovely but sometimes it is full of shit. "
Thats more like it....i could kiss you if you were a woman |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"right then, seeing as strawberry blonde boy is having a new one, who wants to make me a new one too.
I'll do !
Your status :
It may look like my anus is lovely but sometimes it is full of shit.
Thats more like it....i could kiss you if you were a woman "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don'ttttt under standddddd....
Yours never make any sense so doubt anyone would notice "
Rude!
(crying emoji)
How do you fucking do a crying emoji ffs....? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don'ttttt under standddddd....
Pair yourself with someone on the thread and you write a status for them; they do the same for you. You have to display it for an hour. "
I'm shy and nobody would want me....  |
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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago
A little village |
"I don'ttttt under standddddd....
Pair yourself with someone on the thread and you write a status for them; they do the same for you. You have to display it for an hour.
I'm shy and nobody would want me.... "
Well I’ll send you the one the OP did for me if you like? You’ll regret it....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don'ttttt under standddddd....
Pair yourself with someone on the thread and you write a status for them; they do the same for you. You have to display it for an hour.
I'm shy and nobody would want me....
Well I’ll send you the one the OP did for me if you like? You’ll regret it....... "
I don't want sloppy seconds I want bespoke..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don'ttttt under standddddd....
Pair yourself with someone on the thread and you write a status for them; they do the same for you. You have to display it for an hour.
I'm shy and nobody would want me....
Well I’ll send you the one the OP did for me if you like? You’ll regret it.......
I don't want sloppy seconds I want bespoke..... "
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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago
A little village |
"I don'ttttt under standddddd....
Pair yourself with someone on the thread and you write a status for them; they do the same for you. You have to display it for an hour.
I'm shy and nobody would want me....
Well I’ll send you the one the OP did for me if you like? You’ll regret it.......
I don't want sloppy seconds I want bespoke..... "
Haha, fair enough. I didn’t display it so it’s still for the taking ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don'ttttt under standddddd....
Pair yourself with someone on the thread and you write a status for them; they do the same for you. You have to display it for an hour.
I'm shy and nobody would want me....
Well I’ll send you the one the OP did for me if you like? You’ll regret it.......
I don't want sloppy seconds I want bespoke.....
Haha, fair enough. I didn’t display it so it’s still for the taking ... "
So are you in or out? |
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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago
A little village |
"I don'ttttt under standddddd....
Pair yourself with someone on the thread and you write a status for them; they do the same for you. You have to display it for an hour.
I'm shy and nobody would want me....
Well I’ll send you the one the OP did for me if you like? You’ll regret it.......
I don't want sloppy seconds I want bespoke.....
Haha, fair enough. I didn’t display it so it’s still for the taking ...
So are you in or out?"
I was in - I did Sophie’s suggestion above. |
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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago
A little village |
"Love that I get no interaction with my status... being a man is good sometimes lol
We should swap statuses
I'm all over that if you are? Lol
Done. God help me.
Busy inbox ahoy"
I’m literally counting down the minutes til I can delete it |
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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago
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"Love that I get no interaction with my status... being a man is good sometimes lol
We should swap statuses
I'm all over that if you are? Lol
Done. God help me.
Busy inbox ahoy
I’m literally counting down the minutes til I can delete it "
I'm keeping mine.upnfor.days  |
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"I don'ttttt under standddddd....
Yours never make any sense so doubt anyone would notice
Rude!
(crying emoji)
How do you fucking do a crying emoji ffs....?"
One for you nip
Faf anybody I'll be in and out before you notice, super nippy I am |
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"Love that I get no interaction with my status... being a man is good sometimes lol
We should swap statuses
I'm all over that if you are? Lol
Done. God help me.
Busy inbox ahoy
I’m literally counting down the minutes til I can delete it "
Awwww damn! You're lucky you have my kind blocked as you were a out to get an epic message in your inbox from that status |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don'ttttt under standddddd....
Yours never make any sense so doubt anyone would notice
Rude!
(crying emoji)
How do you fucking do a crying emoji ffs....?
No idea, me rude always "
Btw it's me fab flat lining.... |
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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago
KIDLINGTON |
"Love that I get no interaction with my status... being a man is good sometimes lol
We should swap statuses
I'm all over that if you are? Lol
Done. God help me.
Busy inbox ahoy
I’m literally counting down the minutes til I can delete it
Awwww damn! You're lucky you have my kind blocked as you were a out to get an epic message in your inbox from that status "
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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago
A little village |
"Love that I get no interaction with my status... being a man is good sometimes lol
We should swap statuses
I'm all over that if you are? Lol
Done. God help me.
Busy inbox ahoy
I’m literally counting down the minutes til I can delete it
Awwww damn! You're lucky you have my kind blocked as you were a out to get an epic message in your inbox from that status "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I could always use a new status please feel free to do me "
Your status :
I love having sex with owners of Kia Ceed. I heard that they have tight anuses during winter but loose ones at summer time. |
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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago
A little village |
"I could always use a new status please feel free to do me
Your status :
I love having sex with owners of Kia Ceed. I heard that they have tight anuses during winter but loose ones at summer time. "
you’re officially the best person on this site. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I could always use a new status please feel free to do me
Your status :
I love having sex with owners of Kia Ceed. I heard that they have tight anuses during winter but loose ones at summer time.
you’re officially the best person on this site. "
Do another one for me then ! And bloody go for it...I don't give a fuck |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" I need a status update to recover my profile credibility after the last one,or I'm going to have to go unlos "
Do you want me to do one for you ?
A proper one I mean |
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"I could always use a new status please feel free to do me
Your status :
I love having sex with owners of Kia Ceed. I heard that they have tight anuses during winter but loose ones at summer time.
you’re officially the best person on this site.
Do another one for me then ! And bloody go for it...I don't give a fuck "
Thanks mate my status has been updated for an hour or more likely 2 days as ill forget about |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I could always use a new status please feel free to do me
Your status :
I love having sex with owners of Kia Ceed. I heard that they have tight anuses during winter but loose ones at summer time.
you’re officially the best person on this site.
Do another one for me then ! And bloody go for it...I don't give a fuck
Thanks mate my status has been updated for an hour or more likely 2 days as ill forget about "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I take mine down now
Haha how did it go ? TBF it was a logical one
Not a single thing....nothing at all from it surprisingly "
Do you want another ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don'ttttt under standddddd....
Yours never make any sense so doubt anyone would notice
Rude!
(crying emoji)
How do you fucking do a crying emoji ffs....?
One for you nip
Faf anybody I'll be in and out before you notice, super nippy I am "
Only just saw this....   |
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"Can I take mine down now
Haha how did it go ? TBF it was a logical one
Not a single thing....nothing at all from it surprisingly
Do you want another ? "
Your new one is.....
See these cones on my shoulders? If I can do this with your boobs then I'll make you breakfast in bed |
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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago
A little village |
"I could always use a new status please feel free to do me
Your status :
I love having sex with owners of Kia Ceed. I heard that they have tight anuses during winter but loose ones at summer time.
you’re officially the best person on this site.
Do another one for me then ! And bloody go for it...I don't give a fuck "
I wish I had more of the F&B no fucks given attitude!! Go on then... send another one and I’ll do it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I take mine down now
Haha how did it go ? TBF it was a logical one
Not a single thing....nothing at all from it surprisingly
Do you want another ?
Your new one is.....
See these cones on my shoulders? If I can do this with your boobs then I'll make you breakfast in bed "
.haha ok
So yours is :
If someone manages to impregnate my colon with some good spunk, call me Cheslea Clinton. |
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"Can I take mine down now
Haha how did it go ? TBF it was a logical one
Not a single thing....nothing at all from it surprisingly
Do you want another ?
Your new one is.....
See these cones on my shoulders? If I can do this with your boobs then I'll make you breakfast in bed
.haha ok
So yours is :
If someone manages to impregnate my colon with some good spunk, call me Cheslea Clinton. "
Hahahaaa so it's like that is it? It's going on now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I take mine down now
Haha how did it go ? TBF it was a logical one
Not a single thing....nothing at all from it surprisingly
Do you want another ?
Your new one is.....
See these cones on my shoulders? If I can do this with your boobs then I'll make you breakfast in bed
.haha ok
So yours is :
If someone manages to impregnate my colon with some good spunk, call me Cheslea Clinton.
Hahahaaa so it's like that is it? It's going on now "
couldn't resist ! |
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"Can I take mine down now
Haha how did it go ? TBF it was a logical one
Not a single thing....nothing at all from it surprisingly
Do you want another ?
Your new one is.....
See these cones on my shoulders? If I can do this with your boobs then I'll make you breakfast in bed
.haha ok
So yours is :
If someone manages to impregnate my colon with some good spunk, call me Cheslea Clinton.
Hahahaaa so it's like that is it? It's going on now
couldn't resist ! "
My turn....one whole hour remember
Sophie.720 creampie'd me and now its dribbling out of my sore anus like gooey marmite laced with clotted cream |
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over a year ago
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"Can I take mine down now
Haha how did it go ? TBF it was a logical one
Not a single thing....nothing at all from it surprisingly
Do you want another ?
Your new one is.....
See these cones on my shoulders? If I can do this with your boobs then I'll make you breakfast in bed
.haha ok
So yours is :
If someone manages to impregnate my colon with some good spunk, call me Cheslea Clinton.
Hahahaaa so it's like that is it? It's going on now
couldn't resist !
My turn....one whole hour remember
Sophie.720 creampie'd me and now its dribbling out of my sore anus like gooey marmite laced with clotted cream "
hahaha one hour only ? I'll leave for 3 days ! |
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"Can I take mine down now
Haha how did it go ? TBF it was a logical one
Not a single thing....nothing at all from it surprisingly
Do you want another ?
Your new one is.....
See these cones on my shoulders? If I can do this with your boobs then I'll make you breakfast in bed
.haha ok
So yours is :
If someone manages to impregnate my colon with some good spunk, call me Cheslea Clinton.
Hahahaaa so it's like that is it? It's going on now
couldn't resist !
My turn....one whole hour remember
Sophie.720 creampie'd me and now its dribbling out of my sore anus like gooey marmite laced with clotted cream hahaha one hour only ? I'll leave for 3 days ! "
It won't dribble out for that long apparently |
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"Can I take mine down now
Haha how did it go ? TBF it was a logical one
Not a single thing....nothing at all from it surprisingly
Do you want another ?
Your new one is.....
See these cones on my shoulders? If I can do this with your boobs then I'll make you breakfast in bed
.haha ok
So yours is :
If someone manages to impregnate my colon with some good spunk, call me Cheslea Clinton.
Hahahaaa so it's like that is it? It's going on now
couldn't resist !
My turn....one whole hour remember
Sophie.720 creampie'd me and now its dribbling out of my sore anus like gooey marmite laced with clotted cream hahaha one hour only ? I'll leave for 3 days !
It won't dribble out for that long apparently "
I even put a picture of my ass to make ppl wonder |
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" I need a status update to recover my profile credibility after the last one,or I'm going to have to go unlos
Do you want me to do one for you ?
A proper one I mean "
Stay away from me, you messed fab up with this thread |
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" I need a status update to recover my profile credibility after the last one,or I'm going to have to go unlos
Do you want me to do one for you ?
A proper one I mean
Stay away from me, you messed fab up with this thread "
You got away lightly....it could have been worse |
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" I need a status update to recover my profile credibility after the last one,or I'm going to have to go unlos
Do you want me to do one for you ?
A proper one I mean
Stay away from me, you messed fab up with this thread
You got away lightly....it could have been worse "
True that
You played the game very well though. Like a knight ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thank you F&B for this thread, not laughed so much for ages
I had actual tears... "
I'm kind of wondering what non forum users think of the updates in their feeds. I genuinely had someone unfriend me and block too. Bit worried about Frida who's still playing and actually enjoying it though |
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"Thank you F&B for this thread, not laughed so much for ages
I had actual tears...
I'm kind of wondering what non forum users think of the updates in their feeds. I genuinely had someone unfriend me and block too. Bit worried about Frida who's still playing and actually enjoying it though "
Deep you know I'm a masochist |
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"Thank you F&B for this thread, not laughed so much for ages
I had actual tears...
I'm kind of wondering what non forum users think of the updates in their feeds. I genuinely had someone unfriend me and block too. Bit worried about Frida who's still playing and actually enjoying it though "
Haha that's what make it even funnier when imagining their faces when they read my status...
Some ppl don't get humour the same way obvs deepblue3 |
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"Thank you F&B for this thread, not laughed so much for ages
I had actual tears...
I'm kind of wondering what non forum users think of the updates in their feeds. I genuinely had someone unfriend me and block too. Bit worried about Frida who's still playing and actually enjoying it though "
Wow really |
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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago
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"Thank you F&B for this thread, not laughed so much for ages
Do you want a status ?
Just seen this.... go on then if not to late
I think he’s signed off for the evening lovely! 
Saved "
Yes! You should have seen the one he tried to make me put up. It was way unfair. |
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"Thank you F&B for this thread, not laughed so much for ages
Do you want a status ?
Just seen this.... go on then if not to late
I think he’s signed off for the evening lovely!
Saved "
Not yet ! I have done yours |
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"Thank you F&B for this thread, not laughed so much for ages
Do you want a status ?
Just seen this.... go on then if not to late
I think he’s signed off for the evening lovely!
Saved
Not yet ! I have done yours "
I’ll put it up for an hour |
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