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I’m off for a crafty fag, a plastic bottle of cider and a read of my copy of Razzle, anybody else?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

See you behind the bike sheds. Tommo reckons he’s going to batter Smiffy because he fingered Jemima Atkins as well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wanna finger jemima Atkins

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I wanna finger jemima Atkins "

Apparently smiffy got four fingers in her and he’s got big hands on account of his family all being miners.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jemima's a slag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wanna finger jemima Atkins

Apparently smiffy got four fingers in her and he’s got big hands on account of his family all being miners. "

She took that full kit Kat? Damn what a hoe

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I want to finger Jemima Atkins

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jemima's a slag"

Yep don’t think there’s a guy who hasn’t fingered her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wanna finger jemima Atkins

Apparently smiffy got four fingers in her and he’s got big hands on account of his family all being miners.

She took that full kit Kat? Damn what a hoe"

I heard she said she'd give Steve a blowie for a pack of rizlas

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Jemima's a slag

Yep don’t think there’s a guy who hasn’t fingered her "

I haven’t. She said it’s because I went with Suzie Pissherpants and she’s a dirty scusser.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jemima's a slag

Yep don’t think there’s a guy who hasn’t fingered her

I haven’t. She said it’s because I went with Suzie Pissherpants and she’s a dirty scusser. "

I saw Suzie picking her scabs and eating them in Geography

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Jemima's a slag

Yep don’t think there’s a guy who hasn’t fingered her

I haven’t. She said it’s because I went with Suzie Pissherpants and she’s a dirty scusser.

I saw Suzie picking her scabs and eating them in Geography"

They were scabs?

I thought they were broken frazzles I had three myself.

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

Could you define ‘crafty fag’ please?

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By *an4funMan over a year ago

london

I had a go on Jemima at the school disco. She ain't all that

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By *rder66Man over a year ago

Tatooine

"I wanna finger jemima Atkins

Apparently smiffy got four fingers in her and he’s got big hands on account of his family all being miners.

She took that full kit Kat? Damn what a hoe

I heard she said she'd give Steve a blowie for a pack of rizlas"
She will stick her finger up your bum for a Mars bar, so I've heard.

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