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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So that's where I've going wrong 
Best get making up for lost time!  "
Didn't realise you had to actually converse with women. Does that mean it's not just about my pleasure anymore?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who actually cares about the female orgasm though? What a waste of journalism.  "
 Someone will come along soon and claim it's just a conspiracy to distract men from the important work we do of running the world |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms 
You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad
I prefer it dipped semolina "
Better than a multiple orgasm tho |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms
You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad
I prefer it dipped semolina
Better than a multiple orgasm tho"
I prefer to give so yeah  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms
You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad
I prefer it dipped semolina
Better than a multiple orgasm tho
I prefer to give so yeah "
Ca I have your semolina |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms
You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad
I prefer it dipped semolina
Better than a multiple orgasm tho
I prefer to give so yeah
Ca I have your semolina"
Can I have your cheesecake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms
You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad
I prefer it dipped semolina
Better than a multiple orgasm tho
I prefer to give so yeah
Ca I have your semolina
Can I have your cheesecake "
Aw what! That's my favourite tho  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms
You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad
I prefer it dipped semolina
Better than a multiple orgasm tho
I prefer to give so yeah
Ca I have your semolina
Can I have your cheesecake
Aw what! That's my favourite tho "
Share then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms
You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad
I prefer it dipped semolina
Better than a multiple orgasm tho
I prefer to give so yeah
Ca I have your semolina
Can I have your cheesecake
Aw what! That's my favourite tho
Share then "
Okay one mouthful for you one for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/relationships/secret-to-female-orgasm-is-doing-stuff-they-actually-like-20200201193075
Mrs TMN x "
This is a revelation |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms
You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad
I prefer it dipped semolina
Better than a multiple orgasm tho
I prefer to give so yeah
Ca I have your semolina
Can I have your cheesecake
Aw what! That's my favourite tho
Share then
Okay one mouthful for you one for me "
Did I tell you iv a really big mouth   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms
You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad
I prefer it dipped semolina
Better than a multiple orgasm tho
I prefer to give so yeah
Ca I have your semolina
Can I have your cheesecake
Aw what! That's my favourite tho
Share then
Okay one mouthful for you one for me
Did I tell you iv a really big mouth "
You know what they say about girls with big mouths |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms
You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad
I prefer it dipped semolina
Better than a multiple orgasm tho
I prefer to give so yeah
Ca I have your semolina
Can I have your cheesecake
Aw what! That's my favourite tho
Share then
Okay one mouthful for you one for me
Did I tell you iv a really big mouth
You know what they say about girls with big mouths "
We need bigger spoons |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms
You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad
I prefer it dipped semolina
Better than a multiple orgasm tho
I prefer to give so yeah
Ca I have your semolina
Can I have your cheesecake
Aw what! That's my favourite tho
Share then
Okay one mouthful for you one for me
Did I tell you iv a really big mouth
You know what they say about girls with big mouths
We need bigger spoons "
How many oreos could you fit in your mouth |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms
You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad
I prefer it dipped semolina
Better than a multiple orgasm tho
I prefer to give so yeah
Ca I have your semolina
Can I have your cheesecake
Aw what! That's my favourite tho
Share then
Okay one mouthful for you one for me
Did I tell you iv a really big mouth
You know what they say about girls with big mouths
We need bigger spoons
How many oreos could you fit in your mouth "
Iv never tried that but I can fit my fist in it |
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"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms
You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad
I prefer it dipped semolina
Better than a multiple orgasm tho
I prefer to give so yeah
Ca I have your semolina
Can I have your cheesecake
Aw what! That's my favourite tho
Share then
Okay one mouthful for you one for me
Did I tell you iv a really big mouth
You know what they say about girls with big mouths
We need bigger spoons
How many oreos could you fit in your mouth
Iv never tried that but I can fit my fist in it "
Same! I have tiny hands though... |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms
You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad
I prefer it dipped semolina
Better than a multiple orgasm tho
I prefer to give so yeah
Ca I have your semolina
Can I have your cheesecake
Aw what! That's my favourite tho
Share then
Okay one mouthful for you one for me
Did I tell you iv a really big mouth
You know what they say about girls with big mouths
We need bigger spoons
How many oreos could you fit in your mouth
Iv never tried that but I can fit my fist in it
Same! I have tiny hands though..."
I have big enough hands  my dentist once told me I’d a big mouth said it was very easy to work in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms
You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad
I prefer it dipped semolina
Better than a multiple orgasm tho
I prefer to give so yeah
Ca I have your semolina
Can I have your cheesecake
Aw what! That's my favourite tho
Share then
Okay one mouthful for you one for me
Did I tell you iv a really big mouth
You know what they say about girls with big mouths
We need bigger spoons
How many oreos could you fit in your mouth
Iv never tried that but I can fit my fist in it
Same! I have tiny hands though...
I have big enough hands my dentist once told me I’d a big mouth said it was very easy to work in "
Does your dentist put his tool in your mouth then tell you to spit? Mine does |
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"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms
You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad
I prefer it dipped semolina
Better than a multiple orgasm tho
I prefer to give so yeah
Ca I have your semolina
Can I have your cheesecake
Aw what! That's my favourite tho
Share then
Okay one mouthful for you one for me
Did I tell you iv a really big mouth
You know what they say about girls with big mouths
We need bigger spoons
How many oreos could you fit in your mouth
Iv never tried that but I can fit my fist in it
Same! I have tiny hands though...
I have big enough hands my dentist once told me I’d a big mouth said it was very easy to work in "
So much room to manoeuvre! |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Best feeling in the world is giving a woman multiple orgasms
You've clearly never dipped cheesecake in custard then lad
I prefer it dipped semolina
Better than a multiple orgasm tho
I prefer to give so yeah
Ca I have your semolina
Can I have your cheesecake
Aw what! That's my favourite tho
Share then
Okay one mouthful for you one for me
Did I tell you iv a really big mouth
You know what they say about girls with big mouths
We need bigger spoons
How many oreos could you fit in your mouth
Iv never tried that but I can fit my fist in it
Same! I have tiny hands though...
I have big enough hands my dentist once told me I’d a big mouth said it was very easy to work in
Does your dentist put his tool in your mouth then tell you to spit? Mine does "
He sometimes likes to give me a filling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ah but I've spotted a flaw in this big mouth stuff. If it's so big wont touch the side
Cocks don't touch the sides anyway, there's teeth there . "
Another good point I'll sit down now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about the lips tho
Do I look like a have baggy, loose lips that I can’t close? If you can suck a straw then a cock will be fine surely hahaha. "
If its girthier than a straw tho |
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