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Where are fab guys measuring their cocks from?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Seriously some of them must be measuring them from their arseholes

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Wouldn't know as i've never measured.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You start at your left ear and measure down to your arsehole

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You start at your left ear and measure down to your arsehole "

Makes sense

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That funny bump thing on the back of their head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wouldn't know as i've never measured."

But you do measure up!

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By *aughty_nymphWoman over a year ago

Cheltenham

I think they get confused between cm and inches

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Wouldn't know as i've never measured.

But you do measure up!

That's what ultimately matters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The nape of their neck for some

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think they get confused between cm and inches "

Then add the 10x fab exaggeration

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By *imon_hydeMan over a year ago

Stockport

The base way up to the sky button

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

You know when you sell something on eBay and you have to guess the postage cost?

Always round up, round up a lot. It’s the same with penis measurements

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By *X2019Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"I think they get confused between cm and inches "

1 inch = 2.54 cm for those confused guys lol

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

An inch isn't always an inch. There are two rulers often men inches are somewhat different from womens.

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By *ankie303Woman over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

Guess how long the sky remote is in inches + add 2 inches to sound impressive = cock measurements

Disclaimer "no actual measuring implements used, just guess work and an over inflated ego"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Earler I saw someone say their cock is 10 inches and it looked around the same size as mine and I'm like woohoo! I'm 10!

Then I look at what 10 inches actually looks like on a ruler

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have measured, in the name of science

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS over a year ago

Ramsey

It's not about the size of the nail, it's how you hammer it in.

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple over a year ago

Stockport

I was messaged once by Mrs j

I read her WhatsApp , then read the fab message

And yep , you've guessed it

I replied on fab , thinking I was whatsapping her

I said , no way , wheres he measuring it from ?

His arsehole ??

To which he replied , so then , still fancy a meet ?

Lol

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By *X2019Man over a year ago

Newcastle

I had the opposite the other day and was told the pic looked bigger than it is. Must have been a good angle lol

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By *obbychickWoman over a year ago

Essex

I don’t get the pictures some guys take where they have both hands wrapped around trying to make it look longer. They’re seriously pulling at it.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I can't say it's ever troubled me. I meet people, not appendages.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't say it's ever troubled me. I meet people, not appendages."

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By *ankie303Woman over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

"I had the opposite the other day and was told the pic looked bigger than it is. Must have been a good angle lol"

Surly the compliment would of been "its bigger then it looks in the pic"?

I could be wrong as majorly overtired lol

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By *X2019Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"I had the opposite the other day and was told the pic looked bigger than it is. Must have been a good angle lol

Surly the compliment would of been "its bigger then it looks in the pic"?

I could be wrong as majorly overtired lol"

Yeah you're right. Was just funny how guys usually claim it's bigger and the pic doesn't match up. And there's me with either a good angle or I'm underselling myself lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol at this post, I always under measure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I get lots of guys messaging to tell me they've got 10 inches, which backfires when I tell them 8 is my limit. Then they quickly tell me they were lying on their profile and they aren't really 10 lol.

It does make me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get lots of guys messaging to tell me they've got 10 inches, which backfires when I tell them 8 is my limit. Then they quickly tell me they were lying on their profile and they aren't really 10 lol.

It does make me laugh."

Haha using this from now on

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By *winfrozrMan over a year ago

Carnoustie

I’m not proud. Mine is 6” or 15cm for you metric folks

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By *X2019Man over a year ago

Newcastle

It does make me laugh.

Haha using this from now on "

Haha. They'll be so many guys back tracking after bigging themselves up to you two

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By *abasaurus RexMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I use Haribo rings

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I use Haribo rings "

What’s wrong with your sky remote?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Seriously some of them must be measuring them from their arseholes"

Do you?

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By *abasaurus RexMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I use Haribo rings

What’s wrong with your sky remote?"

I don’t have Sky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I use Haribo rings

What’s wrong with your sky remote?

I don’t have Sky

How on earth do you measure it correctly then? Haribo rings aren’t an acceptable unit of measure on fab

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By *abasaurus RexMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I use Haribo rings

What’s wrong with your sky remote?

I don’t have Sky

How on earth do you measure it correctly then? Haribo rings aren’t an acceptable unit of measure on fab "

I tried a comparison chart with carrots once but then I realised they’re all different sizes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Depends on whether or not its a 4 pack of Stella or single can.. Could even be a create now

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Their bedroom...?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seriously some of them must be measuring them from their arseholes"

. I have seen this impressive measuring a lot from guys The old tailpipe starting point

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Seriously some of them must be measuring them from their arseholes

Do you?"

No I can't remember the last time I measured.. Must of been when I was at school, I think?

There's never a measuring tape around when I've got the horn.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lynx cans

Sky remotes

Deodorant cans

If the pics I get sent are anything to go by.

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By *alking HeadMan over a year ago

Bolton

I don't use cm or inches. I use hands.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lynx cans

Sky remotes

Deodorant cans

If the pics I get sent are anything to go by. "

Sky remotes seem to be the new rulers of choice.

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By *imBanksMan over a year ago

Letchworth

Time to confess, mine's only 1 Sky remote long....sorry to disappoint

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