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over a year ago
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That women shouldn’t masturbate?
The clitoris is not meant for self pleasure.
It’s meant for creating a child!!
Wanna know why you feel shit after flicking your bean?
Because you’re destroying your body and soul! By touching your clitoris, you are sending poisonous chemicals to your brain.
Clitoris = devils doorbell. And guess what? If you keep pressing it, the devil will eventually answer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That women shouldn’t masturbate?
The clitoris is not meant for self pleasure.
It’s meant for creating a child!!
Wanna know why you feel shit after flicking your bean?
Because you’re destroying your body and soul! By touching your clitoris, you are sending poisonous chemicals to your brain.
Clitoris = devils doorbell. And guess what? If you keep pressing it, the devil will eventually answer. "
#smug
I don't do mucky things like that anyways
#smug |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
The clitoris is not meant for self pleasure.
It’s meant for creating a child!!
How does the clitoris create a child ?
Is it like a potter's wheel and the baby is carefully crafted by hand ?"
Yes
It’s exactly that |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
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The reason why it feels so gooooooood is to ensure we do it again and again. Natures way of ensuring the continuation of the survival of our species. So why.. Does the clitoris only factor in half of the diagrams of the female reproductive system? |
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"The reason why it feels so gooooooood is to ensure we do it again and again. Natures way of ensuring the continuation of the survival of our species. So why.. Does the clitoris only factor in half of the diagrams of the female reproductive system?"
Poor mother nature never factored in contraception so now we just do it because we are filth  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Men need to make sure before proposing marriage to a woman, that they haven’t self-assaulted their sin cave.
A woman’s fingers are for diamond rings. Not for ringing the devils doorbell!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men need to make sure before proposing marriage to a woman, that they haven’t self-assaulted their sin cave.
A woman’s fingers are for diamond rings. Not for ringing the devils doorbell!!!!"
Have you been on that Christians against masturbation FB page?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Men need to make sure before proposing marriage to a woman, that they haven’t self-assaulted their sin cave.
A woman’s fingers are for diamond rings. Not for ringing the devils doorbell!!!!
Have you been on that Christians against masturbation FB page?! "
Oh my god does that exist?! I wanna join |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men need to make sure before proposing marriage to a woman, that they haven’t self-assaulted their sin cave.
A woman’s fingers are for diamond rings. Not for ringing the devils doorbell!!!!
Have you been on that Christians against masturbation FB page?!
Oh my god does that exist?! I wanna join "
You have to look. It’s the funniest thing ever. It absolutely can’t be for real! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men need to make sure before proposing marriage to a woman, that they haven’t self-assaulted their sin cave.
A woman’s fingers are for diamond rings. Not for ringing the devils doorbell!!!!
Have you been on that Christians against masturbation FB page?! "
The funniest page ever  |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
"The reason why it feels so gooooooood is to ensure we do it again and again. Natures way of ensuring the continuation of the survival of our species. So why.. Does the clitoris only factor in half of the diagrams of the female reproductive system?
Poor mother nature never factored in contraception so now we just do it because we are filth "
Maybe mother nature knew exactly what she was doing.. Otherwise at 47, my clit would have turned off by now! It definitely hasnt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men need to make sure before proposing marriage to a woman, that they haven’t self-assaulted their sin cave.
A woman’s fingers are for diamond rings. Not for ringing the devils doorbell!!!!
Have you been on that Christians against masturbation FB page?!
Oh my god does that exist?! I wanna join
You have to look. It’s the funniest thing ever. It absolutely can’t be for real!"
It is real |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men need to make sure before proposing marriage to a woman, that they haven’t self-assaulted their sin cave.
A woman’s fingers are for diamond rings. Not for ringing the devils doorbell!!!!
Have you been on that Christians against masturbation FB page?!
The funniest page ever "
Isn’t it!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men need to make sure before proposing marriage to a woman, that they haven’t self-assaulted their sin cave.
A woman’s fingers are for diamond rings. Not for ringing the devils doorbell!!!!
Have you been on that Christians against masturbation FB page?!
Oh my god does that exist?! I wanna join
You have to look. It’s the funniest thing ever. It absolutely can’t be for real!
It is real "
No way!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Men need to make sure before proposing marriage to a woman, that they haven’t self-assaulted their sin cave.
A woman’s fingers are for diamond rings. Not for ringing the devils doorbell!!!!
Have you been on that Christians against masturbation FB page?!
Oh my god does that exist?! I wanna join
You have to look. It’s the funniest thing ever. It absolutely can’t be for real!
It is real
No way!!!"
I legit can’t find it?’ Can see ‘against pot’ and ‘against dinosaurs’ and ‘against science’ but not masturbation?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The reason why it feels so gooooooood is to ensure we do it again and again. Natures way of ensuring the continuation of the survival of our species. So why.. Does the clitoris only factor in half of the diagrams of the female reproductive system?
Poor mother nature never factored in contraception so now we just do it because we are filth
Maybe mother nature knew exactly what she was doing.. Otherwise at 47, my clit would have turned off by now! It definitely hasnt "
Oh true yes, thank god. Im not ready for the joys of knitting yet either |
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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago
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"Men need to make sure before proposing marriage to a woman, that they haven’t self-assaulted their sin cave.
A woman’s fingers are for diamond rings. Not for ringing the devils doorbell!!!!
Have you been on that Christians against masturbation FB page?!
Oh my god does that exist?! I wanna join
You have to look. It’s the funniest thing ever. It absolutely can’t be for real!"
OMG is this a real thing? I need to read it..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men need to make sure before proposing marriage to a woman, that they haven’t self-assaulted their sin cave.
A woman’s fingers are for diamond rings. Not for ringing the devils doorbell!!!!
Have you been on that Christians against masturbation FB page?!
Oh my god does that exist?! I wanna join
You have to look. It’s the funniest thing ever. It absolutely can’t be for real!
It is real
No way!!!
I legit can’t find it?’ Can see ‘against pot’ and ‘against dinosaurs’ and ‘against science’ but not masturbation?! "
I’m sure it was FB! Was years ago though! Ah damn! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men need to make sure before proposing marriage to a woman, that they haven’t self-assaulted their sin cave.
A woman’s fingers are for diamond rings. Not for ringing the devils doorbell!!!!
Have you been on that Christians against masturbation FB page?!
Oh my god does that exist?! I wanna join
You have to look. It’s the funniest thing ever. It absolutely can’t be for real!
It is real
No way!!!
I legit can’t find it?’ Can see ‘against pot’ and ‘against dinosaurs’ and ‘against science’ but not masturbation?!
I’m sure it was FB! Was years ago though! Ah damn!"
It was , I saw it on there too .. |
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"That women shouldn’t masturbate?
The clitoris is not meant for self pleasure.
It’s meant for creating a child!!
Wanna know why you feel shit after flicking your bean?
Because you’re destroying your body and soul! By touching your clitoris, you are sending poisonous chemicals to your brain.
Clitoris = devils doorbell. And guess what? If you keep pressing it, the devil will eventually answer. "
Oooh! Ding Dong  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok, it's gone,the original page. But this one is a joke page with a lot of the same content
https://www.facebook.com/Christians-Against-Masturbation-155190594629634/
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Men need to make sure before proposing marriage to a woman, that they haven’t self-assaulted their sin cave.
A woman’s fingers are for diamond rings. Not for ringing the devils doorbell!!!!
Have you been on that Christians against masturbation FB page?!
Oh my god does that exist?! I wanna join
You have to look. It’s the funniest thing ever. It absolutely can’t be for real!
It is real
No way!!!
I legit can’t find it?’ Can see ‘against pot’ and ‘against dinosaurs’ and ‘against science’ but not masturbation?!
I’m sure it was FB! Was years ago though! Ah damn!
It was , I saw it on there too .. "
Ah so I’m not going mad! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That women shouldn’t masturbate?
The clitoris is not meant for self pleasure.
It’s meant for creating a child!!
Wanna know why you feel shit after flicking your bean?
Because you’re destroying your body and soul! By touching your clitoris, you are sending poisonous chemicals to your brain.
Clitoris = devils doorbell. And guess what? If you keep pressing it, the devil will eventually answer. "
I AM THE DEVIL  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That women shouldn’t masturbate?
The clitoris is not meant for self pleasure.
It’s meant for creating a child!!
Wanna know why you feel shit after flicking your bean?
Because you’re destroying your body and soul! By touching your clitoris, you are sending poisonous chemicals to your brain.
Clitoris = devils doorbell. And guess what? If you keep pressing it, the devil will eventually answer.
I AM THE DEVIL "
Never let the devil have the last word  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So... just so I'm clear. If I ever found this clitoris thing and rubbed it the woman would turn into the devil...
Like an evil magic lamp!
Things are slowly starting to fall into place. |
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"That women shouldn’t masturbate?
The clitoris is not meant for self pleasure.
It’s meant for creating a child!!
Wanna know why you feel shit after flicking your bean?
Because you’re destroying your body and soul! By touching your clitoris, you are sending poisonous chemicals to your brain.
Clitoris = devils doorbell. And guess what? If you keep pressing it, the devil will eventually answer. "
Can I come and Lick Clit please xxx
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That women shouldn’t masturbate?
The clitoris is not meant for self pleasure.
It’s meant for creating a child!!
Wanna know why you feel shit after flicking your bean?
Because you’re destroying your body and soul! By touching your clitoris, you are sending poisonous chemicals to your brain.
Clitoris = devils doorbell. And guess what? If you keep pressing it, the devil will eventually answer.
Can I come and Lick Clit please xxx
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No |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That women shouldn’t masturbate?
The clitoris is not meant for self pleasure.
It’s meant for creating a child!!
Wanna know why you feel shit after flicking your bean?
Because you’re destroying your body and soul! By touching your clitoris, you are sending poisonous chemicals to your brain.
Clitoris = devils doorbell. And guess what? If you keep pressing it, the devil will eventually answer. "
Who told you that bullshit? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That women shouldn’t masturbate?
The clitoris is not meant for self pleasure.
It’s meant for creating a child!!
Wanna know why you feel shit after flicking your bean?
Because you’re destroying your body and soul! By touching your clitoris, you are sending poisonous chemicals to your brain.
Clitoris = devils doorbell. And guess what? If you keep pressing it, the devil will eventually answer.
Who told you that bullshit?"
What bullshit? It’s all solid fact. Read the bible |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And of course a little baby kitten dies each time you do. Hence ‘killing kittens’.
Just no ladies - wait for a man to sort you and your needs out. Plenty of us on here keen to help. "
Exactly this.
Female masturbation kills kittens. |
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