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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What are you flinging and who is it being flung at?

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By *abasaurus RexMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Mashed potato @ Sparkles007

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cream pie...at you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cake. At any woman within range

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By *eplicant JoWoman  over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Trifle - at anyone who is in the way

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.

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Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cream pie...at you "
I mean you’ll have some melted ice cream coming back your way

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fresh (non dairy) cream eclairs @gobbychick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cream pie...at you I mean you’ll have some melted ice cream coming back your way "

I'd like to see you throw melted ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Trifle - at anyone who is in the way"

Need help licking it off?

(Sorry ... but someone was going to say it anyway)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cream pie...at you I mean you’ll have some melted ice cream coming back your way

I'd like to see you throw melted ice cream "

I’ll need a ladle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.

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Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous "

That's a flick from a spoon kinda food

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Trifle - at anyone who is in the way

Need help licking it off?

(Sorry ... but someone was going to say it anyway)"

I’m figuring that there will be a mad clean up after using anything to... hand?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fresh (non dairy) cream eclairs @gobbychick "

Imagine getting a slap in the side of the head from an eclair war would be declared

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.

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Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous

That's a flick from a spoon kinda food "

Yep ... never averse to a cheeky flick

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Trifle - at anyone who is in the way"

That seems a ...Trifle... unnecessary

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.

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Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous

That's a flick from a spoon kinda food "

Or or or .... beans! They are good for flicking!

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By *eplicant JoWoman  over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Trifle - at anyone who is in the way

Need help licking it off?

(Sorry ... but someone was going to say it anyway)"

that is the best part

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.

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Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous

That's a flick from a spoon kinda food

Or or or .... beans! They are good for flicking!"

Heinz seems a little pricy to fling so some 11p Tesco’s one will have to do

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By *eplicant JoWoman  over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Trifle - at anyone who is in the way

That seems a ...Trifle... unnecessary "

Haha

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby

This is going to be gross so bear with me.....

Anal smoothie at Groot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is going to be gross so bear with me.....

Anal smoothie at Groot "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This is going to be gross so bear with me.....

Anal smoothie at Groot "

Ermergerd like a banana smoothie enema

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby

Hundreds of courgettes at JennieTV....yeah im on one of those moods

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

Seems like a terrible waste of food

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hundreds of courgettes at JennieTV....yeah im on one of those moods "

Dear lord, do I need to issue PPE here

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By *abasaurus RexMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Seems like a terrible waste of food "

Who said we’re not going to eat it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Seems like a terrible waste of food "

Not when you consider who you could be licking it off of

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Seems like a terrible waste of food

Who said we’re not going to eat it?"

That’s ok then il keep my mouth open

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hundreds of courgettes at JennieTV....yeah im on one of those moods "

Oi... I am just minding my own business her in the corner flicking beans! But Soph ... if you are offering your courgette.... i could be distracted

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Hundreds of courgettes at JennieTV....yeah im on one of those moods

Dear lord, do I need to issue PPE here "

You bloody wuss....have some clotted cream thats been sat in the sun for 3 days

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Seems like a terrible waste of food

Not when you consider who you could be licking it off of "

Ohh now that’s an idea

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Hundreds of courgettes at JennieTV....yeah im on one of those moods

Oi... I am just minding my own business her in the corner flicking beans! But Soph ... if you are offering your courgette.... i could be distracted "

I'll join you in flicking beans.....who's are we on about here

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Seems like a terrible waste of food "

I was just thinking that, the only place I would fling a trifle is down my gob hole

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hundreds of courgettes at JennieTV....yeah im on one of those moods

Oi... I am just minding my own business her in the corner flicking beans! But Soph ... if you are offering your courgette.... i could be distracted

I'll join you in flicking beans.....who's are we on about here "

Apparently... Tesco budget.

I know .... not what I had in mind either...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hundreds of courgettes at JennieTV....yeah im on one of those moods

Dear lord, do I need to issue PPE here

You bloody wuss....have some clotted cream thats been sat in the sun for 3 days "

All that I have would be the eggs that have been sitting on my window sill for three years but I don’t imagine there anymore than a shell left

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Seems like a terrible waste of food

I was just thinking that, the only place I would fling a trifle is down my gob hole "

Oh have a day off .... hummus heading your way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hundreds of courgettes at JennieTV....yeah im on one of those moods

Oi... I am just minding my own business her in the corner flicking beans! But Soph ... if you are offering your courgette.... i could be distracted

I'll join you in flicking beans.....who's are we on about here

Apparently... Tesco budget.

I know .... not what I had in mind either..."

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Seems like a terrible waste of food

I was just thinking that, the only place I would fling a trifle is down my gob hole "

I know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Flicking frozen peas at everyone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Flicking frozen peas at everyone "

Jebus ... you nearly had my eye out. F F S be careful!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Hundreds of courgettes at JennieTV....yeah im on one of those moods

Oi... I am just minding my own business her in the corner flicking beans! But Soph ... if you are offering your courgette.... i could be distracted

I'll join you in flicking beans.....who's are we on about here

Apparently... Tesco budget.

I know .... not what I had in mind either..."

I'm quite sure a lot of those beans i meant were not the Tesco budget kind but it shows the difference from where your mond is compared to mine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Flicking frozen peas at everyone

Jebus ... you nearly had my eye out. F F S be careful!"

Come and join me

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Seems like a terrible waste of food

I was just thinking that, the only place I would fling a trifle is down my gob hole

Oh have a day off .... hummus heading your way. "

Noooooo I’m allergic to sesame ( if it’s tahini free I will gladly accept a slow time to the face)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I fling mini pizzas like frisbees ?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hundreds of courgettes at JennieTV....yeah im on one of those moods

Oi... I am just minding my own business her in the corner flicking beans! But Soph ... if you are offering your courgette.... i could be distracted

I'll join you in flicking beans.....who's are we on about here

Apparently... Tesco budget.

I know .... not what I had in mind either...

I'm quite sure a lot of those beans i meant were not the Tesco budget kind but it shows the difference from where your mond is compared to mine "

Sadly Groot specified the bean type and its his game. I think my preferred beans are similar to your preferred beans

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Seems like a terrible waste of food

I was just thinking that, the only place I would fling a trifle is down my gob hole

Oh have a day off .... hummus heading your way.

Noooooo I’m allergic to sesame ( if it’s tahini free I will gladly accept a slow time to the face) "

slow time to the face that should have said splat to the face

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Flicking frozen peas at everyone

Jebus ... you nearly had my eye out. F F S be careful!

Come and join me "

OK. Oh dear ... i appear to have slipped with this runny honey! What to do now?

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By *ucklingsCouple  over a year ago

Rugby

Salmon fillet at hubby

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.

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Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous "

Thanks you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Seems like a terrible waste of food

I was just thinking that, the only place I would fling a trifle is down my gob hole

Oh have a day off .... hummus heading your way.

Noooooo I’m allergic to sesame ( if it’s tahini free I will gladly accept a slow time to the face)

slow time to the face that should have said splat to the face "

Its your face .... whichever you prefer x

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Flicking frozen peas at everyone

Jebus ... you nearly had my eye out. F F S be careful!

Come and join me

OK. Oh dear ... i appear to have slipped with this runny honey! What to do now?"

Set the bees freeeeee

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Hundreds of courgettes at JennieTV....yeah im on one of those moods

Oi... I am just minding my own business her in the corner flicking beans! But Soph ... if you are offering your courgette.... i could be distracted

I'll join you in flicking beans.....who's are we on about here

Apparently... Tesco budget.

I know .... not what I had in mind either...

I'm quite sure a lot of those beans i meant were not the Tesco budget kind but it shows the difference from where your mond is compared to mine

Sadly Groot specified the bean type and its his game. I think my preferred beans are similar to your preferred beans "

Nobody tells me what kind of beans, especially Groot and his 3 year old eggshells

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By *abasaurus RexMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.

.

Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous

Thanks you "

Just don’t let me see you all covered in marmite. It might be too much for me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Flicking frozen peas at everyone

Jebus ... you nearly had my eye out. F F S be careful!

Come and join me

OK. Oh dear ... i appear to have slipped with this runny honey! What to do now?"

Take those fuck me shoes and hold ups off. Come on, let’s shoot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Flicking frozen peas at everyone

Jebus ... you nearly had my eye out. F F S be careful!

Come and join me

OK. Oh dear ... i appear to have slipped with this runny honey! What to do now?

Take those fuck me shoes and hold ups off. Come on, let’s shoot "

Shoot?

Oh yeah sorry peas .... i was thinking ... never mind

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.

.

Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous

That's a flick from a spoon kinda food

Or or or .... beans! They are good for flicking!"

Who wants to flick mine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.

.

Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous

That's a flick from a spoon kinda food

Or or or .... beans! They are good for flicking!

Who wants to flick mine "

Me me me .... back off Sophie... i got in first

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.

.

Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous

That's a flick from a spoon kinda food

Or or or .... beans! They are good for flicking!

Who wants to flick mine

Me me me .... back off Sophie... i got in first "

Whoever gets there first gets flicking dibs....race you

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.

.

Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous

That's a flick from a spoon kinda food

Or or or .... beans! They are good for flicking!

Who wants to flick mine

Me me me .... back off Sophie... i got in first

Whoever gets there first gets flicking dibs....race you "

No idea where the hell the finish line is but its 130 miles away from me lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

On your marks, get set...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I fling mini pizzas like frisbees ?!"

They’d be like throwing stars

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Salmon fillet at hubby "

I’ve actually been slapped in the face by a fish before, it’s about as pleasant as it sounds

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hundreds of courgettes at JennieTV....yeah im on one of those moods

Oi... I am just minding my own business her in the corner flicking beans! But Soph ... if you are offering your courgette.... i could be distracted

I'll join you in flicking beans.....who's are we on about here

Apparently... Tesco budget.

I know .... not what I had in mind either...

I'm quite sure a lot of those beans i meant were not the Tesco budget kind but it shows the difference from where your mond is compared to mine

Sadly Groot specified the bean type and its his game. I think my preferred beans are similar to your preferred beans "

You may flick any beans you like

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Macaroni cheese. At anyone with a name beginning with S.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Phew, the smell of Mac n Cheese is enough to make me heave

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Macaroni cheese. At anyone with a name beginning with S. "

Fine! Coffee Revels heading your way en-mass

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Macaroni cheese. At anyone with a name beginning with S.

Fine! Coffee Revels heading your way en-mass "

Oh god ... you're disgusting

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Macaroni cheese. At anyone with a name beginning with S.

Fine! Coffee Revels heading your way en-mass

Oh god ... you're disgusting "

Tapioca and sardines poured over your head

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.

.

Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous

That's a flick from a spoon kinda food

Or or or .... beans! They are good for flicking!

Who wants to flick mine

Me me me .... back off Sophie... i got in first "

Hey you could always pick me up on your way up the M1....if you set off now you could be here in a few hours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*Don's swimming goggles*

Flings rotting horse shit at all the meanies.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"*Don's swimming goggles*

Flings rotting horse shit at all the meanies. "

Thats not food!!!! At least not where I come from anyway

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Custard or beans, gotta make sure the choices are extra messy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

#death rolls in

Fires custard through a bazooka

Boom! Headshot!!

#death rolls out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*Don's swimming goggles*

Flings rotting horse shit at all the meanies.

Thats not food!!!! At least not where I come from anyway "

Oh fuck, I'm such a blonde. Rotting meat then, anything vile and stinky.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"*Don's swimming goggles*

Flings rotting horse shit at all the meanies.

Thats not food!!!! At least not where I come from anyway

Oh fuck, I'm such a blonde. Rotting meat then, anything vile and stinky. "

I use that very same excuse often to hide the fact that I'm simply a dipshit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.

.

Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous

That's a flick from a spoon kinda food

Or or or .... beans! They are good for flicking!

Who wants to flick mine

Me me me .... back off Sophie... i got in first

Hey you could always pick me up on your way up the M1....if you set off now you could be here in a few hours "

Not having you in my car!

I still haven't got rid of the stains from last time!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.

.

Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous

That's a flick from a spoon kinda food

Or or or .... beans! They are good for flicking!

Who wants to flick mine

Me me me .... back off Sophie... i got in first

Hey you could always pick me up on your way up the M1....if you set off now you could be here in a few hours

Not having you in my car!

I still haven't got rid of the stains from last time!"

The cheek! You shouldn't dribble

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.

.

Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous

That's a flick from a spoon kinda food

Or or or .... beans! They are good for flicking!

Who wants to flick mine

Me me me .... back off Sophie... i got in first

Hey you could always pick me up on your way up the M1....if you set off now you could be here in a few hours

Not having you in my car!

I still haven't got rid of the stains from last time!

The cheek! You shouldn't dribble "

It wasn't dribble.

It was sick!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Christ I get d*unk for a night and this descends into chaos... Gooood

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Christ I get d*unk for a night and this descends into chaos... Gooood "

A d*unk food fight sounds like fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Christ I get d*unk for a night and this descends into chaos... Gooood

A d*unk food fight sounds like fun "

Just sounds like a Friday night in Glasgow

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