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over a year ago
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"Trifle - at anyone who is in the way
Need help licking it off?
(Sorry ... but someone was going to say it anyway)"
I’m figuring that there will be a mad clean up after using anything to... hand? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.
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Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous
That's a flick from a spoon kinda food "
Yep ... never averse to a cheeky flick |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.
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Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous
That's a flick from a spoon kinda food "
Or or or .... beans! They are good for flicking! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.
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Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous
That's a flick from a spoon kinda food
Or or or .... beans! They are good for flicking!"
Heinz seems a little pricy to fling so some 11p Tesco’s one will have to do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hundreds of courgettes at JennieTV....yeah im on one of those moods "
Oi... I am just minding my own business her in the corner flicking beans! But Soph ... if you are offering your courgette.... i could be distracted |
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"Hundreds of courgettes at JennieTV....yeah im on one of those moods
Oi... I am just minding my own business her in the corner flicking beans! But Soph ... if you are offering your courgette.... i could be distracted "
I'll join you in flicking beans.....who's are we on about here |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hundreds of courgettes at JennieTV....yeah im on one of those moods
Oi... I am just minding my own business her in the corner flicking beans! But Soph ... if you are offering your courgette.... i could be distracted
I'll join you in flicking beans.....who's are we on about here "
Apparently... Tesco budget.
I know .... not what I had in mind either... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hundreds of courgettes at JennieTV....yeah im on one of those moods
Dear lord, do I need to issue PPE here
You bloody wuss....have some clotted cream thats been sat in the sun for 3 days "
All that I have would be the eggs that have been sitting on my window sill for three years but I don’t imagine there anymore than a shell left |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems like a terrible waste of food
I was just thinking that, the only place I would fling a trifle is down my gob hole "
Oh have a day off .... hummus heading your way. |
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"Hundreds of courgettes at JennieTV....yeah im on one of those moods
Oi... I am just minding my own business her in the corner flicking beans! But Soph ... if you are offering your courgette.... i could be distracted
I'll join you in flicking beans.....who's are we on about here
Apparently... Tesco budget.
I know .... not what I had in mind either..."
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"Hundreds of courgettes at JennieTV....yeah im on one of those moods
Oi... I am just minding my own business her in the corner flicking beans! But Soph ... if you are offering your courgette.... i could be distracted
I'll join you in flicking beans.....who's are we on about here
Apparently... Tesco budget.
I know .... not what I had in mind either..."
I'm quite sure a lot of those beans i meant were not the Tesco budget kind but it shows the difference from where your mond is compared to mine |
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"Seems like a terrible waste of food
I was just thinking that, the only place I would fling a trifle is down my gob hole
Oh have a day off .... hummus heading your way. "
Noooooo I’m allergic to sesame ( if it’s tahini free I will gladly accept a slow time to the face) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hundreds of courgettes at JennieTV....yeah im on one of those moods
Oi... I am just minding my own business her in the corner flicking beans! But Soph ... if you are offering your courgette.... i could be distracted
I'll join you in flicking beans.....who's are we on about here
Apparently... Tesco budget.
I know .... not what I had in mind either...
I'm quite sure a lot of those beans i meant were not the Tesco budget kind but it shows the difference from where your mond is compared to mine "
Sadly Groot specified the bean type and its his game. I think my preferred beans are similar to your preferred beans |
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"Flicking frozen peas at everyone
Jebus ... you nearly had my eye out. F F S be careful!
Come and join me "
OK. Oh dear ... i appear to have slipped with this runny honey! What to do now? |
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"Flicking frozen peas at everyone
Jebus ... you nearly had my eye out. F F S be careful!
Come and join me
OK. Oh dear ... i appear to have slipped with this runny honey! What to do now?"
Set the bees freeeeee |
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"Hundreds of courgettes at JennieTV....yeah im on one of those moods
Oi... I am just minding my own business her in the corner flicking beans! But Soph ... if you are offering your courgette.... i could be distracted
I'll join you in flicking beans.....who's are we on about here
Apparently... Tesco budget.
I know .... not what I had in mind either...
I'm quite sure a lot of those beans i meant were not the Tesco budget kind but it shows the difference from where your mond is compared to mine
Sadly Groot specified the bean type and its his game. I think my preferred beans are similar to your preferred beans "
Nobody tells me what kind of beans, especially Groot and his 3 year old eggshells |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Flicking frozen peas at everyone
Jebus ... you nearly had my eye out. F F S be careful!
Come and join me
OK. Oh dear ... i appear to have slipped with this runny honey! What to do now?"
Take those fuck me shoes and hold ups off. Come on, let’s shoot |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Flicking frozen peas at everyone
Jebus ... you nearly had my eye out. F F S be careful!
Come and join me
OK. Oh dear ... i appear to have slipped with this runny honey! What to do now?
Take those fuck me shoes and hold ups off. Come on, let’s shoot "
Shoot?
Oh yeah sorry peas .... i was thinking ... never mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.
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Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous
That's a flick from a spoon kinda food
Or or or .... beans! They are good for flicking!"
Who wants to flick mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.
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Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous
That's a flick from a spoon kinda food
Or or or .... beans! They are good for flicking!
Who wants to flick mine "
Me me me .... back off Sophie... i got in first |
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"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.
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Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous
That's a flick from a spoon kinda food
Or or or .... beans! They are good for flicking!
Who wants to flick mine
Me me me .... back off Sophie... i got in first "
Whoever gets there first gets flicking dibs....race you |
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"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.
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Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous
That's a flick from a spoon kinda food
Or or or .... beans! They are good for flicking!
Who wants to flick mine
Me me me .... back off Sophie... i got in first
Whoever gets there first gets flicking dibs....race you "
No idea where the hell the finish line is but its 130 miles away from me lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hundreds of courgettes at JennieTV....yeah im on one of those moods
Oi... I am just minding my own business her in the corner flicking beans! But Soph ... if you are offering your courgette.... i could be distracted
I'll join you in flicking beans.....who's are we on about here
Apparently... Tesco budget.
I know .... not what I had in mind either...
I'm quite sure a lot of those beans i meant were not the Tesco budget kind but it shows the difference from where your mond is compared to mine
Sadly Groot specified the bean type and its his game. I think my preferred beans are similar to your preferred beans "
You may flick any beans you like |
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"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.
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Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous
That's a flick from a spoon kinda food
Or or or .... beans! They are good for flicking!
Who wants to flick mine
Me me me .... back off Sophie... i got in first "
Hey you could always pick me up on your way up the M1....if you set off now you could be here in a few hours |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*Don's swimming goggles*
Flings rotting horse shit at all the meanies.
Thats not food!!!! At least not where I come from anyway "
Oh fuck, I'm such a blonde. Rotting meat then, anything vile and stinky. |
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"*Don's swimming goggles*
Flings rotting horse shit at all the meanies.
Thats not food!!!! At least not where I come from anyway
Oh fuck, I'm such a blonde. Rotting meat then, anything vile and stinky. "
I use that very same excuse often to hide the fact that I'm simply a dipshit
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.
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Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous
That's a flick from a spoon kinda food
Or or or .... beans! They are good for flicking!
Who wants to flick mine
Me me me .... back off Sophie... i got in first
Hey you could always pick me up on your way up the M1....if you set off now you could be here in a few hours "
Not having you in my car!
I still haven't got rid of the stains from last time! |
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"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.
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Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous
That's a flick from a spoon kinda food
Or or or .... beans! They are good for flicking!
Who wants to flick mine
Me me me .... back off Sophie... i got in first
Hey you could always pick me up on your way up the M1....if you set off now you could be here in a few hours
Not having you in my car!
I still haven't got rid of the stains from last time!"
The cheek! You shouldn't dribble |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Marmite at Cheeky.69. I think she'd appreciate it.
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Not in the jar though ... that would be dangerous
That's a flick from a spoon kinda food
Or or or .... beans! They are good for flicking!
Who wants to flick mine
Me me me .... back off Sophie... i got in first
Hey you could always pick me up on your way up the M1....if you set off now you could be here in a few hours
Not having you in my car!
I still haven't got rid of the stains from last time!
The cheek! You shouldn't dribble "
It wasn't dribble.
It was sick! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Christ I get d*unk for a night and this descends into chaos... Gooood
A d*unk food fight sounds like fun "
Just sounds like a Friday night in Glasgow |
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