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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I shaved my pubes a few weeks back when it was really warm to see what it was like and they haven’t grown back yet.

So how long before I get my bush back?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never. Once they’re gone, they’re gone. Sorry for your loss

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Could you get the hairs out of the bin and sellotape them back on ?

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

You do know it doesn’t always grow back?

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By * WillisMan over a year ago

London

"I shaved my pubes a few weeks back when it was really warm to see what it was like and they haven’t grown back yet.

So how long before I get my bush back?

Did you not realise that if you shave it all off it’s gone forever and your shrinks and your virginity returns?

oh that’s awkward..........for you

yeah.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Could you get the hairs out of the bin and sellotape them back on ?"

Don’t be so silly

Use super glue

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ah I see, no chance of getting the clippings back I think a local sparrow made a nest with them.

Well that may explain the lack of hair on my head too. Thank god my beard is still growing or I’d end up smoother than sunpat smooth peanut butter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ah I see, no chance of getting the clippings back I think a local sparrow made a nest with them.

Well that may explain the lack of hair on my head too. Thank god my beard is still growing or I’d end up smoother than sunpat smooth peanut butter "

Fuck those birds

You need the pubes more than they need a nest

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just a little update, still not much in the way of growth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just a little update, still not much in the way of growth"

You lucky lucky SOB xxxx

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Maybe try having one of those transplants like Wayne Rooney and Shane Warne....

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

And here was me thinking this was going to be a thread about razorblade suitcase.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And here was me thinking this was going to be a thread about razorblade suitcase....."

They have a new album out don’t they?

Haven’t heard it yet mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Maybe try having one of those transplants like Wayne Rooney and Shane Warne...."

Rather be bald

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just a little update, still not much in the way of growth

You lucky lucky SOB xxxx"

I’m coming round to that way of thinking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just a little update, still not much in the way of growth"

O_o

After 2 weeks you should definitely be seeing some... all joking aside maybe you actually did break your bush....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just a little update, still not much in the way of growth

O_o

After 2 weeks you should definitely be seeing some... all joking aside maybe you actually did break your bush...."

Think I’ve been bushwhacked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just a little update, still not much in the way of growth"

I told ya, once they’re gone, they’re gone!

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