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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm wide awake and can't sleep,
What's everyone up to?
Fancy a fuck?  "
I'm three quarters awake and can't sleep. Considering coffee.
Nah. Actually don't FAF |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm wide awake and can't sleep,
What's everyone up to?
Fancy a fuck?
I'm three quarters awake and can't sleep. Considering coffee.
Nah. Actually don't FAF"
I'll have coffee please babe |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm wide awake and can't sleep,
What's everyone up to?
Fancy a fuck?
I'm three quarters awake and can't sleep. Considering coffee.
Nah. Actually don't FAF
I'll have coffee please babe "
You can make. I need to divert |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’m always awake  I’ll be in the middle of the room for once
Do you make coffee?
I can do a lot of things....;-) but coffee, tea, cake I can make them all "
Lady Sparkles will have coffee and so shall I. And cake |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m always awake I’ll be in the middle of the room for once
Woohoo! Good morning GG
Good morning to you miss sparks I’ll take you up on your offer if I can?  "
Of course, it's been a while. Can I coffee first though? |
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"I’m always awake I’ll be in the middle of the room for once
Do you make coffee?
I can do a lot of things....;-) but coffee, tea, cake I can make them all
Lady Sparkles will have coffee and so shall I. And cake"
I’d best get back to the corner then so as you wish ladies so it shall be  |
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"You both know me im working away as hard as ever
I will most certainly come play xx
Woo hoo. Bring coffee. She's gone a bit crazy"
Of course i will always come with coffee and cake i currently have 2 kitkat chunkies, a mars bar and chocolate brownie as well |
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"I’m always awake I’ll be in the middle of the room for once
Woohoo! Good morning GG
Good morning to you miss sparks I’ll take you up on your offer if I can?
Of course, it's been a while. Can I coffee first though? "
Nothing I’m not used to if I’m honest
I will get you a coffee as you asked so nicely |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’m always awake I’ll be in the middle of the room for once
Do you make coffee?
I can do a lot of things....;-) but coffee, tea, cake I can make them all
Lady Sparkles will have coffee and so shall I. And cake
I’d best get back to the corner then so as you wish ladies so it shall be "
I'll hang out in the corner with you. Don't like crowds |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm wide awake and can't sleep,
What's everyone up to?
Fancy a fuck?
I'm just watching crap on the telly, can we save the fuck 'til Friday though  "
Yeah sure Ace, I'll be waiting |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"You both know me im working away as hard as ever
I will most certainly come play xx
Woo hoo. Bring coffee. She's gone a bit crazy
Of course i will always come with coffee and cake i currently have 2 kitkat chunkies, a mars bar and chocolate brownie as well "
Yes please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You both know me im working away as hard as ever
I will most certainly come play xx
Woo hoo. Bring coffee. She's gone a bit crazy
Of course i will always come with coffee and cake i currently have 2 kitkat chunkies, a mars bar and chocolate brownie as well "
You have chocolate brownies???  why are you not at my front door right now? |
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"I’m always awake I’ll be in the middle of the room for once
Do you make coffee?
I can do a lot of things....;-) but coffee, tea, cake I can make them all
Lady Sparkles will have coffee and so shall I. And cake
I’d best get back to the corner then so as you wish ladies so it shall be
I'll hang out in the corner with you. Don't like crowds"
You’re more than welcome too
but I think your other guests may be wanting your attention  |
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"You both know me im working away as hard as ever
I will most certainly come play xx
Woo hoo. Bring coffee. She's gone a bit crazy
Of course i will always come with coffee and cake i currently have 2 kitkat chunkies, a mars bar and chocolate brownie as well
You have chocolate brownies??? why are you not at my front door right now? "
Sorry im hiding in the bushs with my snacks  answer your door then  |
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"You both know me im working away as hard as ever
I will most certainly come play xx
Woo hoo. Bring coffee. She's gone a bit crazy
Of course i will always come with coffee and cake i currently have 2 kitkat chunkies, a mars bar and chocolate brownie as well
Yes please"
Ok then you better stop hiding with me in sparkles bush perving |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’m always awake I’ll be in the middle of the room for once
Do you make coffee?
I can do a lot of things....;-) but coffee, tea, cake I can make them all
Lady Sparkles will have coffee and so shall I. And cake
I’d best get back to the corner then so as you wish ladies so it shall be
I'll hang out in the corner with you. Don't like crowds
You’re more than welcome too
but I think your other guests may be wanting your attention "
Nah... They've met me before
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You both know me im working away as hard as ever
I will most certainly come play xx
Woo hoo. Bring coffee. She's gone a bit crazy
Of course i will always come with coffee and cake i currently have 2 kitkat chunkies, a mars bar and chocolate brownie as well
Yes please
Ok then you better stop hiding with me in sparkles bush perving "
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"I’m always awake I’ll be in the middle of the room for once
Do you make coffee?
I can do a lot of things....;-) but coffee, tea, cake I can make them all
Lady Sparkles will have coffee and so shall I. And cake
I’d best get back to the corner then so as you wish ladies so it shall be
I'll hang out in the corner with you. Don't like crowds
You’re more than welcome too
but I think your other guests may be wanting your attention
Nah... They've met me before
"
Aha *pulls you up a chair* *passes you a cup of coffee with a slice of cake* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m always awake I’ll be in the middle of the room for once
Do you make coffee?
I can do a lot of things....;-) but coffee, tea, cake I can make them all
Lady Sparkles will have coffee and so shall I. And cake
I’d best get back to the corner then so as you wish ladies so it shall be
I'll hang out in the corner with you. Don't like crowds
You’re more than welcome too
but I think your other guests may be wanting your attention
Nah... They've met me before
"
Nah, we're bored of her now, all yours GG |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m stuck on shift at work. It’s quite tonight. Saying that had 2 cups of coffee already.
Will happily push the drinks trolley around offering tea, coffee or cake at this time of morning lol.
Just raise hands so I can see where I’m coming |
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"I'm wide awake and can't sleep,
What's everyone up to?
Fancy a fuck?
I'm just watching crap on the telly, can we save the fuck 'til Friday though
Yeah sure Ace, I'll be waiting "
Do I have to bring a needle to pop your bubble |
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"I’m always awake I’ll be in the middle of the room for once
Do you make coffee?
I can do a lot of things....;-) but coffee, tea, cake I can make them all
Lady Sparkles will have coffee and so shall I. And cake
I’d best get back to the corner then so as you wish ladies so it shall be
I'll hang out in the corner with you. Don't like crowds
You’re more than welcome too
but I think your other guests may be wanting your attention
Nah... They've met me before
Nah, we're bored of her now, all yours GG"
Haha I doubt that well she’s got a comfy seat, coffee and cake |
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"I’m stuck on shift at work. It’s quite tonight. Saying that had 2 cups of coffee already.
Will happily push the drinks trolley around offering tea, coffee or cake at this time of morning lol.
Just raise hands so I can see where I’m coming "
You said cake yes please fella |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm wide awake and can't sleep,
What's everyone up to?
Fancy a fuck?
I'm just watching crap on the telly, can we save the fuck 'til Friday though
Yeah sure Ace, I'll be waiting
Do I have to bring a needle to pop your bubble "
No, popping of the bubble is not allowed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m stuck on shift at work. It’s quite tonight. Saying that had 2 cups of coffee already.
Will happily push the drinks trolley around offering tea, coffee or cake at this time of morning lol.
Just raise hands so I can see where I’m coming
You said cake yes please fella "
I want cake too please |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’m always awake I’ll be in the middle of the room for once
Do you make coffee?
I can do a lot of things....;-) but coffee, tea, cake I can make them all
Lady Sparkles will have coffee and so shall I. And cake
I’d best get back to the corner then so as you wish ladies so it shall be
I'll hang out in the corner with you. Don't like crowds
You’re more than welcome too
but I think your other guests may be wanting your attention
Nah... They've met me before
Nah, we're bored of her now, all yours GG
Haha I doubt that well she’s got a comfy seat, coffee and cake "
Thank you kindly |
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"I’m stuck on shift at work. It’s quite tonight. Saying that had 2 cups of coffee already.
Will happily push the drinks trolley around offering tea, coffee or cake at this time of morning lol.
Just raise hands so I can see where I’m coming
You said cake yes please fella
I want cake too please "
Just had a thought what cake is it? |
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"I’m always awake I’ll be in the middle of the room for once
Do you make coffee?
I can do a lot of things....;-) but coffee, tea, cake I can make them all
Lady Sparkles will have coffee and so shall I. And cake
I’d best get back to the corner then so as you wish ladies so it shall be
I'll hang out in the corner with you. Don't like crowds
You’re more than welcome too
but I think your other guests may be wanting your attention
Nah... They've met me before
Nah, we're bored of her now, all yours GG
Haha I doubt that well she’s got a comfy seat, coffee and cake
Thank you kindly "
Your very welcome is there anything else I can offer you? |
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"I'm wide awake and can't sleep,
What's everyone up to?
Fancy a fuck?
I'm just watching crap on the telly, can we save the fuck 'til Friday though
Yeah sure Ace, I'll be waiting
Do I have to bring a needle to pop your bubble
No, popping of the bubble is not allowed "
*puts needle away and gets tongue out instead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wheres this come from
A horny woman in the middle of the night!! 
D.
That is pretty much it in a nutshell
D."
They all say they don't want dick pics but you just wait until that clock strikes midnight |
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"Wheres this come from
A horny woman in the middle of the night!!
D.
That is pretty much it in a nutshell
D.
They all say they don't want dick pics but you just wait until that clock strikes midnight "
They say the gremlins come out at midnight little did they know it was the ladies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm wide awake and can't sleep,
What's everyone up to?
Fancy a fuck?
I'm three quarters awake and can't sleep. Considering coffee.
Nah. Actually don't FAF"
How about a cuddle? Hope you are ok honey xx |
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"Wheres this come from
A horny woman in the middle of the night!!
D.
That is pretty much it in a nutshell
D.
They all say they don't want dick pics but you just wait until that clock strikes midnight
They say the gremlins come out at midnight little did they know it was the ladies "
Only difference is, if they get wet.... you *better feed them!!
D. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wheres this come from
A horny woman in the middle of the night!!
D.
That is pretty much it in a nutshell
D.
They all say they don't want dick pics but you just wait until that clock strikes midnight
They say the gremlins come out at midnight little did they know it was the ladies
Only difference is, if they get wet.... you *better feed them!!
D."
Bloody greedy gremlins  |
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"Wheres this come from
A horny woman in the middle of the night!!
D.
That is pretty much it in a nutshell
D.
They all say they don't want dick pics but you just wait until that clock strikes midnight
They say the gremlins come out at midnight little did they know it was the ladies
Only difference is, if they get wet.... you *better feed them!!
D."
that is so very true |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wheres this come from
A horny woman in the middle of the night!!
D.
That is pretty much it in a nutshell
D.
They all say they don't want dick pics but you just wait until that clock strikes midnight
They say the gremlins come out at midnight little did they know it was the ladies
Only difference is, if they get wet.... you *better feed them!!
D.
that is so very true "
Hey! I'm object to being called a gremlin I'm adorable 
I don't like cock shots but I do like cock so my question still stands,
Fancy a fuck? |
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"Wheres this come from
A horny woman in the middle of the night!!
D.
That is pretty much it in a nutshell
D.
They all say they don't want dick pics but you just wait until that clock strikes midnight
They say the gremlins come out at midnight little did they know it was the ladies
Only difference is, if they get wet.... you *better feed them!!
D.
that is so very true
Hey! I'm object to being called a gremlin I'm adorable
I don't like cock shots but I do like cock so my question still stands,
Fancy a fuck? "
Mogwai!
D. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wheres this come from
A horny woman in the middle of the night!!
D.
That is pretty much it in a nutshell
D.
They all say they don't want dick pics but you just wait until that clock strikes midnight
They say the gremlins come out at midnight little did they know it was the ladies
Only difference is, if they get wet.... you *better feed them!!
D.
that is so very true
Hey! I'm object to being called a gremlin I'm adorable
I don't like cock shots but I do like cock so my question still stands,
Fancy a fuck?
Mogwai!
D."
Are you calling me a monster D or just trying to get in my pants? |
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"Wheres this come from
A horny woman in the middle of the night!!
D.
That is pretty much it in a nutshell
D.
They all say they don't want dick pics but you just wait until that clock strikes midnight
They say the gremlins come out at midnight little did they know it was the ladies
Only difference is, if they get wet.... you *better feed them!!
D.
that is so very true
Hey! I'm object to being called a gremlin I'm adorable
I don't like cock shots but I do like cock so my question still stands,
Fancy a fuck?
Mogwai!
D.
Are you calling me a monster D or just trying to get in my pants? "
Always trying!! and FYI Mogwai is adorable
D. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wheres this come from
A horny woman in the middle of the night!!
D.
That is pretty much it in a nutshell
D.
They all say they don't want dick pics but you just wait until that clock strikes midnight
They say the gremlins come out at midnight little did they know it was the ladies
Only difference is, if they get wet.... you *better feed them!!
D.
that is so very true
Hey! I'm object to being called a gremlin I'm adorable
I don't like cock shots but I do like cock so my question still stands,
Fancy a fuck?
Mogwai!
D.
Are you calling me a monster D or just trying to get in my pants?
Always trying!! and FYI Mogwai is adorable
D."
Ahh well in that case, I think I'll make you work a bit harder |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I feel violated 
Why PP? You don't wanna fuck?
You know I do.
So what's the problem? Get your sexy arse here and we'll fix it
Oh so forceful "
You love it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What about us sweet and innocent people?
I don't know any of those, sorry but morning CG, you filthy perve
I don't know what you mean. Me - a filthy perve??? Never.
Now get ya kit off. "
Even the blue knickers? |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"What about us sweet and innocent people?
I don't know any of those, sorry but morning CG, you filthy perve
I don't know what you mean. Me - a filthy perve??? Never.
Now get ya kit off.
Even the blue knickers? "
No. Save them for my teeth. |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I feel violated
Why PP? You don't wanna fuck?
You know I do.
So what's the problem? Get your sexy arse here and we'll fix it
Oh so forceful
You love it "
You'll have to come and find out |
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