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By *lder A Wiser Passion OP Woman over a year ago

morecambe

Lets list the worst chat up lines ever lol

My one is do you come here often lol

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

‘Would you like to go halves on a bastard?’

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Someone sent me one saying

If covid doesn’t take you out can I?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone sent me one saying

If covid doesn’t take you out can I?

Nooooooooo?!?

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By *otlovefun42Couple over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Polar bear.

Well it does break the ice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/07/20 08:22:23]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Polar bear.

Well it does break the ice.

Poor effort on the delivery of that one. I've used this chat up line in my own way so many times and it works everytime. It's all about the delivery

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Nice legs, what time do they open?

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By *lasphemouscoupleCouple over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

Worst chat up has to be a message saying.. hi how r u with a dick pic

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

How is lockdown treating you ?

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

So you sleep on your front? No? Can I sleep on your front..

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

Does this count I got sent it the other day

God mite be sipping cold coffee while creating such a hot masterpiece like you..

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By *essica FlabbitWoman over a year ago

west midlands/shropshire

Are those things real?

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By *ubble-squeak69Couple over a year ago

england

[Removed by poster at 28/07/20 09:04:32]

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By *ubble-squeak69Couple over a year ago

england

not so much a chat up line but I did have someone tell me he wanted to lick my armpits ewww, ill never forget it

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By *airyChestedDaveMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Are you from Tennessee because you are the only ten I can see

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone sent me one saying

If covid doesn’t take you out can I?

Stealing that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I must be drawn to the force because Yoda only one for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello spanner eyes

Spanner eyes?

Yeah, as when you look at me, my nuts tighten......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I haven't had a shag in months....."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Worst chat up has to be a message saying.. hi how r u with a dick pic

Winner...fkin hate that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you like Thai food?

How about a mouthful of sum yung guy

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