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By *radfordguy665 OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford

when I read profiles I see posts about people sending pics of ugly dicks but what makes a dick ugly or not

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Same as saggy tits innit

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By *radfordguy665 OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"Same as saggy tits innit "

You can get saggy cocks lmao I just don't get it

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Same as saggy tits innit "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Aren't all dicks ugly?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Same as lasagna fanny, a bit insulting really when you think about it....

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Aren't all dicks ugly?"

I agree

D.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mine is handsome.....

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By *oxyvixen99Woman  over a year ago

Newtownabbey


"Aren't all dicks ugly?"
nooooooooo

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By *radfordguy665 OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford

I think all boobs are nice no matter what I'm just lost on the nice dick ugly dick part I mean mine doesn't have a six pack is it ugly lmao

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's not the most attractive feature on a man!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Same as saggy tits innit "
DO YOUR TITS HANG LOW! DO THEY WOBBLE TO AND THROW! DO THEY HANG OVER YOUR SHOULDER LIKE A CONTINENTAL SOLDIER! DO YOUR BOOBS HANG LOW!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Aren't all dicks ugly?"

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By *radfordguy665 OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"Same as saggy tits innit DO YOUR TITS HANG LOW! DO THEY WOBBLE TO AND THROW! DO THEY HANG OVER YOUR SHOULDER LIKE A CONTINENTAL SOLDIER! DO YOUR BOOBS HANG LOW! "

I dont know do yours hang low??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/07/20 21:52:05]

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Aren't all dicks ugly?"

Only yours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"when I read profiles I see posts about people sending pics of ugly dicks but what makes a dick ugly or not "

If the person pisses me off - he definitely has an ugly dick too.

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By *ave1976XXXMan  over a year ago

newmarket


"Aren't all dicks ugly? nooooooooo"

Agreed

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By *radfordguy665 OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford

[Removed by poster at 27/07/20 21:54:50]

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By *reya73Woman  over a year ago

Whitley Bay

If people are making derogative comments about bodies, it gives a sense of what kind of person they are. Or maybe how fed up they are about getting uninvited dick pics perhaps??

Let's face it, not all genital pics are attractive. And pics here in general are not always flattering. I get tired of certain pics but I would prefer not to make an insulting comment. Bodies are bodies.. Sometimes they look great and sometimes they look bonkers

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By *radfordguy665 OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford

I've been told mine looks nice but never ugly I just dont get what makes a dick ugly lol

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling

I'm an ugly dick. Just ask anyone!

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By *ave1976XXXMan  over a year ago

newmarket


"I'm an ugly dick. Just ask anyone! "

Looks good to me

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By *antra MassageMan  over a year ago

South Side.

Dicks are natural. Just take better pics, good lighting, well composed pic, clean background.. And better to get someone else to take the pic.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Same as saggy tits innit

"

Well your lovely lips and those gorgeous ( . )( . )make up for any deficiencies that you may have, like my horrible penis that most ladies avoid

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By *radfordguy665 OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"Same as saggy tits innit

Well your lovely lips and those gorgeous ( . )( . )make up for any deficiencies that you may have, like my horrible penis that most ladies avoid "

I hope they diddnt charge you at charm school

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By *evaquitCouple  over a year ago

Catthorpe

Seen some ugly dicks on here mainly via private messages, then they send a dick pic

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Same as saggy tits innit

Well your lovely lips and those gorgeous ( . )( . )make up for any deficiencies that you may have, like my horrible penis that most ladies avoid

I hope they diddnt charge you at charm school "

I went to the best sweetheart x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When I do threads asking to see them, I would say a good 80% are not what I find attractive. But its personal taste isnt it?

I personally dont like to see extreme close ups from 73 different angles.

I dont like ones that seem like they are the last chicken in saisburys, where you cant see the tree for forest, where theres a turtleneck hiding the head, where it looks like its being gripped tightly, where the head is much bigger than the shaft (mushroom), pencils, and any suspect skin that might be warts etc.

Does that help?

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Would you like to see mine OP?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Would you like to see mine OP? "

Yours is worth looking at, a fine specimen

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

Mine is a beautiful creature. He should be on the catwalks in Milan.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mine looks fantastic.. Couldn't really give a shit what anyone else thinks

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"Would you like to see mine OP?

Yours is worth looking at, a fine specimen "

It’s shrivelled up now. It needs watering

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I find some dicks more appealing than others, but even the crown dick of dicks doesn't need 27 pictures taken from every angle.

And if all a profile has to offer is dick pix then it's generally a no thanks from me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do adult shops sell sexual accoutrements that look like smashed in sausage rolls or dragged out kebabs ??

No they don't so put ya Ugleh dick or Front Bum away ffs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine is a beautiful creature. He should be on the catwalks in Milan. "

Decent example

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would you like to see mine OP?

Yours is worth looking at, a fine specimen

It’s shrivelled up now. It needs watering "

I have a syringe, where shall I stick it in?

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By *eavenscentitCouple  over a year ago

barnstaple

Genitals are pretty strange, not ugly though.

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"Would you like to see mine OP?

Yours is worth looking at, a fine specimen

It’s shrivelled up now. It needs watering

I have a syringe, where shall I stick it in? "

Not the balls, they’re very sensitive

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By *aughtycp1Couple  over a year ago

Leicestershire

I don't like the veiny ones. Yeew x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Same as lasagna fanny, a bit insulting really when you think about it.... "

That’s made me chuckle and hungry for lasagne

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would you like to see mine OP?

Yours is worth looking at, a fine specimen

It’s shrivelled up now. It needs watering

I have a syringe, where shall I stick it in?

Not the balls, they’re very sensitive "

Down the eye it is, then!

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By *p22333Man  over a year ago

Witney

I like mine not going to change now

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I like mine not going to change now "

Why do I feel......

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"Would you like to see mine OP?

Yours is worth looking at, a fine specimen

It’s shrivelled up now. It needs watering

I have a syringe, where shall I stick it in?

Not the balls, they’re very sensitive

Down the eye it is, then!"

Not the brown eye

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By *xmfrvnMan  over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

I hate having to bring it up so much but I did win a nice dick contest when I first joined the forum, soooo...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you see one, you know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't think it's exceptable to come on and brag about your pretty penis and not have public photos of it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Same as saggy tits innit "

Thanks, love a good confidence boost

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham


"Mine is a beautiful creature. He should be on the catwalks in Milan.

Decent example "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Same as saggy tits innit

Thanks, love a good confidence boost"

I love your boobs

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham


"Same as saggy tits innit

Thanks, love a good confidence boost

I love your boobs"

Great boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Much though I'd never call anyone's genitals ugly some penises are beautifully shaped and others less so! Symmetry&proportion play a part. Personal taste another (ultimately beauty is in the eye of the beholder!). But I also think that many cock pics in an attempt to show off size give out grotesque results nothing wrong with the penises, just bad photography.

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales

Excessive dick cheese with added fluff. No way of prettying that up.

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By *itch74Woman  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My fella.... Lol

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By *ames-77Man  over a year ago

milton keynes

Even as a bloke you know what dicks look good

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Aren't all dicks ugly?"

Yes

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Same as saggy tits innit

Well your lovely lips and those gorgeous ( . )( . )make up for any deficiencies that you may have, like my horrible penis that most ladies avoid "

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By *ouanna JoWoman  over a year ago

A little village


"Aren't all dicks ugly?"

No!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm yet to see a pretty dick.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As long as the person attached to the said ugly/not ugly dick is what your looking for I suppose it doesn't matter? Does it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Aren't all dicks ugly?

No! "

Wanna see mine?

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By *ouanna JoWoman  over a year ago

A little village


"Aren't all dicks ugly?

No!

Wanna see mine? "

Always

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By *affeine DuskMan  over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Aren't all dicks ugly?"

Nope.

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Mine’s very handsome.

If you don’t believe me, ask my nan.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Aren't all dicks ugly?

No!

Wanna see mine?

Always "

What do I get in return?!

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman  over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

i had an eye full of ugly dicks lately. The ones that have droopy forskin, wrinkly skin, odd colouring and shape

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman  over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"Aren't all dicks ugly?

No!

Wanna see mine?

Always

What do I get in return?! "

jeez i hate when men say that

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman  over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"Aren't all dicks ugly?

Yes"

no some are extremely beautiful and sexy

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Aren't all dicks ugly?

Yes

no some are extremely beautiful and sexy "

Beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If it’s not to your “taste” Move on, no need to be deliberately mean to someone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Aren't all dicks ugly?

No!

Wanna see mine?

Always

What do I get in return?!

jeez i hate when men say that "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So what makes a good looking cock??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Like to hear what you think about mine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well luckily for me me I don't really do many penis pictures so I have no idea if I've got an ugly one or not

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By *wingin CatMan  over a year ago

London

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder".

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By *mooth shaftMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Agree that you get good looking dicks and ugly ones. We got what we got !

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By *ny1localMan  over a year ago

READING

I'm not sure if mine is classed as ugly or not (vitiligo spot on shaft),but it's the only one I have. I'm happy to accept any opinions good or bad.

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


""Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"."

Exactly and making people feel inadequate about themselves is horrible

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By *affeine DuskMan  over a year ago

Caerphilly


"If it’s not to your “taste” Move on, no need to be deliberately mean to someone "

All that.

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By *eautyAndTheBeardedCouple  over a year ago

letchworth


"when I read profiles I see posts about people sending pics of ugly dicks but what makes a dick ugly or not

If the person pisses me off - he definitely has an ugly dick too."

Hahaha. 100%

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By *oxyvixen99Woman  over a year ago

Newtownabbey


"If it’s not to your “taste” Move on, no need to be deliberately mean to someone "
100% this

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By *ouanna JoWoman  over a year ago

A little village


"Aren't all dicks ugly?

No!

Wanna see mine?

Always

What do I get in return?! "

Boobs?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never mind dicks, I'm plain ugly

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman  over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

its penile pearle papules i can't cope with

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By *ribsaMan  over a year ago

A box at end of your bed


"Aren't all dicks ugly?"

Either a snail wearing a helmet or a snake wearing a sweater.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman  over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


""Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"."

i think my feet are ugly but so many fabbers message me about mine which is sweet... but i haven't changed my mind about how ugly they are. they are what they are and i accepted it. I don't think it's self bashing/bring someone's confidence down thing... it just is what it is and you just got to be fair on yourself. I wish I had the beauty of Angelina Jolie but I don't so I got to accept my own looks

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman  over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"Aren't all dicks ugly?

Either a snail wearing a helmet or a snake wearing a sweater. "

i seen dicks wearing helmets on here before

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If people are making derogative comments about bodies, it gives a sense of what kind of person they are. Or maybe how fed up they are about getting uninvited dick pics perhaps??

Let's face it, not all genital pics are attractive. And pics here in general are not always flattering. I get tired of certain pics but I would prefer not to make an insulting comment. Bodies are bodies.. Sometimes they look great and sometimes they look bonkers "

Well said.

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By *wingin CatMan  over a year ago

London


""Beauty is in the eye of the beholder".

Exactly and making people feel inadequate about themselves is horrible "

Exactly my thoughts. Anyone who feels they need to insult others simply because they don't like the look of them are bound to be personally insecure about themselves for some reason.

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By *urls and DressesWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere near here

They’re always ugly when they land in my inbox and I haven’t asked for it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If it’s not to your “taste” Move on, no need to be deliberately mean to someone

All that. "

Yep, this!

I remember someone aaaaages ago made a forum post saying that whenever she was sent a dick pic, she’d either shame them; ‘is it meant to look like that??’ Or would ask why they’re breaking the law and sending over a photo of a child’s....yeah. (Implying that it’s tiny).

And people were praising her?

Aye let’s body shame people

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

What constitutes a nice looking cock

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport

Dicks are much prettier than a foof in my eyes.

I have a very pretty penis in my life

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By *xmfrvnMan  over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"If it’s not to your “taste” Move on, no need to be deliberately mean to someone

All that.

Yep, this!

I remember someone aaaaages ago made a forum post saying that whenever she was sent a dick pic, she’d either shame them; ‘is it meant to look like that??’ Or would ask why they’re breaking the law and sending over a photo of a child’s....yeah. (Implying that it’s tiny).

And people were praising her?

Aye let’s body shame people "

If it was unsolicited, I can understand her actions.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If it’s not to your “taste” Move on, no need to be deliberately mean to someone

All that.

Yep, this!

I remember someone aaaaages ago made a forum post saying that whenever she was sent a dick pic, she’d either shame them; ‘is it meant to look like that??’ Or would ask why they’re breaking the law and sending over a photo of a child’s....yeah. (Implying that it’s tiny).

And people were praising her?

Aye let’s body shame people

If it was unsolicited, I can understand her actions. "

I hate getting dick pics into my inbox. I do, I really do. But I either send a message back explaining that they haven’t read my profile, and I hate dick pics so not interested. Or I ignore. Or I block. I don’t shame them

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By *xmfrvnMan  over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"If it’s not to your “taste” Move on, no need to be deliberately mean to someone

All that.

Yep, this!

I remember someone aaaaages ago made a forum post saying that whenever she was sent a dick pic, she’d either shame them; ‘is it meant to look like that??’ Or would ask why they’re breaking the law and sending over a photo of a child’s....yeah. (Implying that it’s tiny).

And people were praising her?

Aye let’s body shame people

If it was unsolicited, I can understand her actions.

I hate getting dick pics into my inbox. I do, I really do. But I either send a message back explaining that they haven’t read my profile, and I hate dick pics so not interested. Or I ignore. Or I block. I don’t shame them"

It is very much 'cancel culture'. Guess it's a cautionary measure, intended to ward off future dick pic-ing, that's gone too far.

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