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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So,after chatting to a lady for a while,we arranged a meet.

Coincidentally,a day later,I was working in her home town and so she invited me round.

She messaged to say to let myself in and shed be waiting upstairs.

Slightly disappointed as i didnt want sex just yet I walked up and pushed on the door.

I recoiled in a state of nausea.

The smell of cat pee was overwhelming.

The room was strewn with open bags of clothes and soiled nappies(she had kids!)

There was a canary flying around and piles of open pizza boxes strewn.

I gently shut the door.

She messaged asking if I was still coming.

Erm no I've been called away.

Anyone else had a similar experience?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wow, i was waiting on a punchline,

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By *akbearMan  over a year ago

Newbury

Wow, I thought there was a joke coming.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I asked a bloke round for a shag.

I heard him open the door then leave again.

Time waster.

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"So,after chatting to a lady for a while,we arranged a meet.

Coincidentally,a day later,I was working in her home town and so she invited me round.

She messaged to say to let myself in and shed be waiting upstairs.

Slightly disappointed as i didnt want sex just yet I walked up and pushed on the door.

I recoiled in a state of nausea.

The smell of cat pee was overwhelming.

The room was strewn with open bags of clothes and soiled nappies(she had kids!)

There was a canary flying around and piles of open pizza boxes strewn.

I gently shut the door.

She messaged asking if I was still coming.

Erm no I've been called away.

Anyone else had a similar experience?

"

You could have tidied up before you left

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wipe your feet as you left ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I asked a bloke round for a shag.

I heard him open the door then leave again.

Time waster. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So,after chatting to a lady for a while,we arranged a meet.

Coincidentally,a day later,I was working in her home town and so she invited me round.

She messaged to say to let myself in and shed be waiting upstairs.

Slightly disappointed as i didnt want sex just yet I walked up and pushed on the door.

I recoiled in a state of nausea.

The smell of cat pee was overwhelming.

The room was strewn with open bags of clothes and soiled nappies(she had kids!)

There was a canary flying around and piles of open pizza boxes strewn.

I gently shut the door.

She messaged asking if I was still coming.

Erm no I've been called away.

Anyone else had a similar experience?

You could have tidied up before you left "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I once met a lady for a social at a motorway services. I didn't recognize her as she looked nothing like her pictures. Had a coffee and said my goodbyes.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I asked a bloke round for a shag.

I heard him open the door then leave again.

Time waster. "

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

Makes me a little sad at kids having to grow up like that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I asked a bloke round for a shag.

I heard him open the door then leave again.

Time waster. "

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By *tephTV67TV/TS  over a year ago

Cheshire


"I once met a lady for a social at a motorway services. I didn't recognize her as she looked nothing like her pictures. Had a coffee and said my goodbyes. "

I did mention I had a bit extra to offer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sound familiar

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Had a couple that wasnt worth me taking my knickers off for.

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish

May have been a man upstairs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some people have no shame.

That is just grim

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I asked a bloke round for a shag.

I heard him open the door then leave again.

Time waster. "

And he nearly let your canary escape

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I asked a bloke round for a shag.

I heard him open the door then leave again.

Time waster. "

are you referring to the OP lol.

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