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What strange things have been said to you during sex?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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While fucking an old flame, she used to say “fuck you” while I was pounding away. So I used to stop and ask her if she was ok and she would say “fuck you don’t stop” lol
Other things that were said were things like:
“Fuck you, you bastard”
I suppose it’s not that strange. Just wondering if anyone had any funny or strange ones to tell?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Back in my youth with the usual teenage anxt and being somewhat intoxicated I heard "do you feel fat" when they asked "Can you feel that?" It says a lot for my journey and also, no I couldn't 'feel that!'   Bit of a mood killer to be honest. |
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"But the weirdest is still "oh shit, orange juice"
Squirting?"
No he had forgotten orange juice when he went shopping earlier! It killed the mood and I told him to f**k off and get his orange juice as he clearly wasn't enjoying the sex either  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"a guy we met from another site kept whispering in my ear "the police are going to come and get you"
They never turned up...
Disappointing. "
Could have done with the handcuffs and baton... |
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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago
A little village |
Not strange, but slightly inappropriate. When me and my partner used to meet other couples, there was a time we had swapped partners (same room) and whilst enjoying each other’s partners, the guy whispered in my ear “my god you’re the hottest woman I’ve ever been with”. I answered “you mean apart from your beautiful wife, of course...” (who was a few feet away from us). His reply (deadpan face) - “No. I mean ever.” No idea whether she heard but it was all kinds of awkward...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Recently behind a girl, nearing the end when she just froze and said, 'your cat is licking my toes'
I swear my cat does this deliberately.
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I had a very similar experience. I was midplay with a woman and her dog came into the room and just sat on the edge of the bed and watched. I like animals but they should not be in the bedroom when you're up to the naughty stuff |
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"But the weirdest is still "oh shit, orange juice"
Squirting?
No he had forgotten orange juice when he went shopping earlier! It killed the mood and I told him to f**k off and get his orange juice as he clearly wasn't enjoying the sex either "
That could of been his way of preventing him from cumming to soon, but blurted it out rather than keeping it to himself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve had a few.
Was at Quest with an old fuck buddy and there was this guy that had been following us around the club trying to strike up a conversation etc.
We were polite in our no thanks kind of chat with him, but he was starting to become a pest.
We thought we’d lost him when we went in a room.She was on top and happily riding me when he appeared beside us and whispered in my ear “give her one from me mate”.He sounded like Ashley from Coronation St.
Instant erection loss.
We went into the couples only room after that and carried on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not strange, but slightly inappropriate. When me and my partner used to meet other couples, there was a time we had swapped partners (same room) and whilst enjoying each other’s partners, the guy whispered in my ear “my god you’re the hottest woman I’ve ever been with”. I answered “you mean apart from your beautiful wife, of course...” (who was a few feet away from us). His reply (deadpan face) - “No. I mean ever.” No idea whether she heard but it was all kinds of awkward... "
To be fair, youre the hottest woman iv never been or ever like to be with |
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Well I dunno if this counts but I had a guy who was deaf.
First contact was made via phone and an operator relaying the messages ..I thought I was being wound up 
Finally made it to hotel room he was a lovely guy but as he was hanging out the back of me, proper going for his life, it occurred to me I was being really vocal for his benefit and It made me Stop a sec and think he can’t fucking hear me ... yet I still carried on Lolol |
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Not said to me, but I’m on top and his phone rings, he answers it. It was his mum on the phone, the vicar. He’s signalling for me to carry on whilst he’s having a full blown conversation with her. |
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I think the worst was first time a slept with someone I had thought had lots of potential...
All went well until afterwards we were snuggled up... She laid her hand on my chest and said "Mine" this was only the second date... Needless to say I struggled to sleep that night |
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whilst i was having her doggie .... are you watching the porn on tv? i wasnt but it did kinda killed the moment.
on another occasion she sat on me cowgirl ..phone rings and she leans over answers it ..me still inside..and starts talking to her husband...so after a few minutes i was getting bored so i wiggled my hips about and she went very wet and came.... interesting second part of the phone call lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Police officer who was high up proved she was no prude in the abode king size..
She liked saying cunt ..
I remember emptying 2 weeks worth of hot cum from my King Kong sized nuts as she goes ... Fill my little cuntttttt an I blew the lot |
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"Seeing an English lady who demands I roll my R’s in her ear as she cums. It honestly sends her wild.
The joys of the Scottish tongue  "
The phrase dirty wee whore in my ear in a Scottish accent while I'm being thoroughly fucked will tip me over the edge! |
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By *teeeeWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
I've joked about how hilarious it would be if we could TRY to quote films at point of orgasm ?? like 'freeeeeedom' or 'to infinity & beyond' or 'may the force be with you're etc etc etc - but ALWAYS seem to forget when it comes down to it ??
I was once giving a guy a hand job in a retail park car park...and he suddenly (at the crucial moment) shouted "furniture village" both of us burst into laughter, and he of course didnt finish! He said it to stall apparently...as there was a family getting into their car, a few cars away! YES, There was a furniture village directly ahead of us! ?????? |
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Ooh I remember another. Declaring what my heart rate was in the middle of the fun from my Fitbit! With a guy I see very regularly I met from here, he found it hilarious and likes to challenge himself now to raise my heart rate more! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not during sex but when I was younger a man who I had gone on a date with covered his budgie cage up with a towel so it wouldn’t see us canoodling. I left shortly after |
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"But the weirdest is still "oh shit, orange juice"
Squirting?
No he had forgotten orange juice when he went shopping earlier! It killed the mood and I told him to f**k off and get his orange juice as he clearly wasn't enjoying the sex either "
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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago
Stoke-on-Trent |
"I've joked about how hilarious it would be if we could TRY to quote films at point of orgasm ?? like 'freeeeeedom' or 'to infinity & beyond' or 'may the force be with you're etc etc etc - but ALWAYS seem to forget when it comes down to it ??"
There was a story going round when I was at uni where a lad shouted 'MORTAL KOMBAT' at the point of no return & his mate shouted back 'FINISH HER' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was once called shabba, which was quite disturbing because....
A, my name's not shabba
B, she meant to call me "mr lover man" which is cringy anyway.
C, her cat was named shabba.
I know how to pick em |
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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago
Stoke-on-Trent |
"Was once called shabba, which was quite disturbing because....
A, my name's not shabba
B, she meant to call me "mr lover man" which is cringy anyway.
C, her cat was named shabba.
I know how to pick em "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was once called shabba, which was quite disturbing because....
A, my name's not shabba
B, she meant to call me "mr lover man" which is cringy anyway.
C, her cat was named shabba.
I know how to pick em "
Maybe she was shouting the cat? |
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