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By *ouanna Jo OP Woman over a year ago

A little village

... is feeling needy today so I made this thread for him. Ladies (and guys if you like)... would you??

I’d say it’s a solid 9.95/10 from me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... is feeling needy today so I made this thread for him. Ladies (and guys if you like)... would you??

I’d say it’s a solid 9.95/10 from me.

Meet me and I'll gain that .05

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's alright *shrugs*

Totally wouldn't absolutely ruin his bed with him and definitely wouldn't consider meeting.

8.45/10

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

I'd sit on his face and polish his bald head with my thighs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smells of wee a bit so I'll say 4/10

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By *ouanna Jo OP Woman over a year ago

A little village

"Smells of wee a bit so I'll say 4/10"

Oh does he? I’ve never been that close to know. I’ll downgrade my rating to 8/10 on that basis....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd sit on his face and polish his bald head with my thighs. "

I'd let ya!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

9.5 from me for those lips alone !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd sit on his face and polish his bald head with my thighs. "

How very thoughtful is that?

Good lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

he already knows i absolutely would

9/10

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give him a 7 based on what I've seen so far...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mr Bants is ace. 9 and three quarters

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By *ouanna Jo OP Woman over a year ago

A little village

"Mr Bants is ace. 9 and three quarters

Not far off my rating (before I found out about the smelling of wee part). Shall we share him?

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

2 words.. nipple clamp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mr Bants is ace. 9 and three quarters

Not far off my rating (before I found out about the smelling of wee part). Shall we share him?

Erm....I dont smell of wee!

Let's not start that rumour please!

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By *ouanna Jo OP Woman over a year ago

A little village

"Mr Bants is ace. 9 and three quarters

Not far off my rating (before I found out about the smelling of wee part). Shall we share him?

Erm....I dont smell of wee!

Let's not start that rumour please!

I didn’t start it - see further up thread for the culprit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mr Bants is ace. 9 and three quarters

Not far off my rating (before I found out about the smelling of wee part). Shall we share him?

Ooooh shall we?! I like that idea. Do you think he’d be up for that?!

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"... is feeling needy today so I made this thread for him. Ladies (and guys if you like)... would you??

I’d say it’s a solid 9.95/10 from me.

He’s needy everyday

he’s a good un

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mr Bants is ace. 9 and three quarters

Not far off my rating (before I found out about the smelling of wee part). Shall we share him?

Ooooh shall we?! I like that idea. Do you think he’d be up for that?!

You wouldnt need to ask me twice, that's for sure!!

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By *ouanna Jo OP Woman over a year ago

A little village

"Mr Bants is ace. 9 and three quarters

Not far off my rating (before I found out about the smelling of wee part). Shall we share him?

Ooooh shall we?! I like that idea. Do you think he’d be up for that?!

I haven’t asked him ... but I strongly suspect the answer is yes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... is feeling needy today so I made this thread for him. Ladies (and guys if you like)... would you??

I’d say it’s a solid 9.95/10 from me.

He’s needy everyday

he’s a good un

Tis true...

I dont get enough attention though!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mr Bants is ace. 9 and three quarters

Not far off my rating (before I found out about the smelling of wee part). Shall we share him?

Ooooh shall we?! I like that idea. Do you think he’d be up for that?!

You wouldnt need to ask me twice, that's for sure!!

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By *oxychicWoman over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Who is mr bants ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who is mr bants ?

It's that guy up there! ^^^

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By *oxychicWoman over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"Who is mr bants ?

It's that guy up there! ^^^"

Oh that one !!!!

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Does nothing for me.

So I'll pass.

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By *obbychickWoman over a year ago

Essex

"... is feeling needy today so I made this thread for him. Ladies (and guys if you like)... would you??

I’d say it’s a solid 9.95/10 from me.

He’s needy everyday

he’s a good un

Tis true...

I dont get enough attention though!

Even if you had all the attention in the world Mr....you’d still want more (ahem....greedy)

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By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

He’s ok I guess

Of course I would

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan over a year ago

Torquay

As a straight and I like to think straight talking guy I can see the appeal of Mr Bants to the ladies. But Mr Bants I urge you to keep your feet firmly on the ground, I have often been compared to Ulysses myself and tied to the top of a ships mast with a blindfold on I can slightly see that but in the morning after a few wines the night before Ulysses I am not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As a straight and I like to think straight talking guy I can see the appeal of Mr Bants to the ladies. But Mr Bants I urge you to keep your feet firmly on the ground, I have often been compared to Ulysses myself and tied to the top of a ships mast with a blindfold on I can slightly see that but in the morning after a few wines the night before Ulysses I am not"

You've lost me?!