FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Found this on twitter, so as usual I’m stealing it
Found this on twitter, so as usual I’m stealing it
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
x50 Eagles
x10 Crocodiles
x3 Bears
x7 Bulls
x1 Marksman (man with a gun, he has unlimited bullets and is a 7/10 for accuracy)
x15 Wolves
x10000 Rats
x5 Gorillas
x4 Lions
You can only pick two. The rest will attack you.
Which do you pick? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"You might need to explain that you are choosing two of the groups to help defend you just incase folks haven't seen it before "
Aw yeah. Thought that was obvious lol
Yeah two will be defending ya, the rest will attack you and the two defending ya |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"x50 Eagles
x10 Crocodiles
x3 Bears
x7 Bulls
x1 Marksman (man with a gun, he has unlimited bullets and is a 7/10 for accuracy)
x15 Wolves
x10000 Rats
x5 Gorillas
x4 Lions
You can only pick two. The rest will attack you.
Which do you pick?"
A thousand rats and 50 eagles |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"x50 Eagles
x10 Crocodiles
x3 Bears
x7 Bulls
x1 Marksman (man with a gun, he has unlimited bullets and is a 7/10 for accuracy)
x15 Wolves
x10000 Rats
x5 Gorillas
x4 Lions
You can only pick two. The rest will attack you.
Which do you pick?"
Do I have a gun also? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"x50 Eagles
x10 Crocodiles
x3 Bears
x7 Bulls
x1 Marksman (man with a gun, he has unlimited bullets and is a 7/10 for accuracy)
x15 Wolves
x10000 Rats
x5 Gorillas
x4 Lions
You can only pick two. The rest will attack you.
Which do you pick?
Do I have a gun also? "
I am hoping I would have my broadsword  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"x50 Eagles
x10 Crocodiles
x3 Bears
x7 Bulls
x1 Marksman (man with a gun, he has unlimited bullets and is a 7/10 for accuracy)
x15 Wolves
x10000 Rats
x5 Gorillas
x4 Lions
You can only pick two. The rest will attack you.
Which do you pick?"
It’s an eclectic list but I suppose a gin and tonic is out of the question? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"x50 Eagles
x10 Crocodiles
x3 Bears
x7 Bulls
x1 Marksman (man with a gun, he has unlimited bullets and is a 7/10 for accuracy)
x15 Wolves
x10000 Rats
x5 Gorillas
x4 Lions
You can only pick two. The rest will attack you.
Which do you pick?
It’s an eclectic list but I suppose a gin and tonic is out of the question?"
 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"x50 Eagles
x10 Crocodiles
x3 Bears
x7 Bulls
x1 Marksman (man with a gun, he has unlimited bullets and is a 7/10 for accuracy)
x15 Wolves
x10000 Rats
x5 Gorillas
x4 Lions
You can only pick two. The rest will attack you.
Which do you pick?
Do I have a gun also?
I am hoping I would have my broadsword "
I pick you then! I'll have my rifle, you with the sword. We got this 
I'll even make us a rug out of the bears to snuggle on  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"x50 Eagles
x10 Crocodiles
x3 Bears
x7 Bulls
x1 Marksman (man with a gun, he has unlimited bullets and is a 7/10 for accuracy)
x15 Wolves
x10000 Rats
x5 Gorillas
x4 Lions
You can only pick two. The rest will attack you.
Which do you pick?
Do I have a gun also?
I am hoping I would have my broadsword
I pick you then! I'll have my rifle, you with the sword. We got this
I'll even make us a rug out of the bears to snuggle on "
Oh I like that idea very much |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
7 bulls and the eagles for air cover
Send the 50 eagles to kill the marksman (he's not a great shot and won't get more than a couple with them swooping and swerving) and bring back the gun and ammo while I hide behind a rock.
Then ride one of the bulls (surrounded by the other 6 in defensive formation) out of there with the eagles providing air cover.
Those bulls hit 30mph so no way will the other animals catch me. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"You have your fists, no gun
And it’s 10,000 rats, not 1000"
Well that changes things then.
I'd take the eagles and the rats, aerial and ground assault. Assuming they can follow commands, I'd hang fire at the back, look for a straggling bear and overcone it and ride into battle.
Disclaimer
(no animals were hurt or injured during the description of scenario) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
I choose 10,000 rats and the marksman.
That leaves 93 foes to fight.
100 rats per foe is 9,300 rats and no foe on the list can outdo 100 rats each.
Rats are instructed to go for eyes and genitals first. Then take off feet and fingers.
While the rats are keeping the others busy the marksman takes out the foes 1 at a time with his unlimited bullets.
I sit on a hill with my 70 left over rats.
Should a rat be killed I send in one of the reserves.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *akbearMan
over a year ago
Newbury |
Like the others rats and bloke with a rifle. Unless of course when he dies I can pick up his rifle in which case it's rats and eagles.
That many rats as long as they all attack will overcome most things, rat bites are painful. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
I think you are a goner whichever two are picked. Eagles and rats will be hard to defend against and may win in a war of attrition. Taking control of the rifle and sniping from long range as the eagles and rats occupy the rest would be my strategy. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I think you are a goner whichever two are picked. Eagles and rats will be hard to defend against and may win in a war of attrition. Taking control of the rifle and sniping from long range as the eagles and rats occupy the rest would be my strategy. "
Ah, smart |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"x50 Eagles
x10 Crocodiles
x3 Bears
x7 Bulls
x1 Marksman (man with a gun, he has unlimited bullets and is a 7/10 for accuracy)
x15 Wolves
x10000 Rats
x5 Gorillas
x4 Lions
You can only pick two. The rest will attack you.
Which do you pick?"
Wolves and Gorillas. Both species that work together to overcome obstacles, they’re smart, powerful and can move quickly. There’s also enough of them the marksman hopefully runs out of ammo. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
10000 rats and a marksman. The land animals would be too scared by the horde of rats to do anything, once the marksman picks the eagles out of the sky it's game over. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"You have your fists, no gun
And it’s 10,000 rats, not 1000
Oh this changes my answer!
I totally read the OP as 1000, but it is actually correct. I deserve to die! "
No dont die |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
You only need the marksman, yes he's only 70% accurate but he has unlimited ammunition, after he reduces each population to 30% he goes again. Eventually all attackers are wiped out and you and your new best mate the inaccurate marksman can sit down and enjoy crocodile sandwiches for tea, possibly sporting a new pair of crocodile shoes each whilst listening to Jimmy Nails greatest hits |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
. I’m definitely having the marksman right defend me, otherwise, maybe the eagles, cos they could peck your eyes right out otherwise 
