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over a year ago
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"How can you get a boner if you’re not even attracted to the woman you’re away to fuck"
Normally I cant but drink tends to help....too much drink and I cant even get a boner for someone I do fancy! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"why do so many men claim that they don't understand women? That's the only thing I don't understand about men
This
We are but simple creatures
Tell us we're pretty and feed us. Job done. "
(And also fuck us frequently) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"why do so many men claim that they don't understand women? That's the only thing I don't understand about men
This
We are but simple creatures
Tell us we're pretty and feed us your penis. Job done. "
It’s always been my way  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"why do so many men claim that they don't understand women? That's the only thing I don't understand about men
This
We are but simple creatures
Tell us we're pretty and feed us. Job done. "
And give us non sexual foot rubs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"why do so many men claim that they don't understand women? That's the only thing I don't understand about men
This
We are but simple creatures
Tell us we're pretty and feed us. Job done. "
 can we have a bit of cock too |
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"why do so many men claim that they don't understand women? That's the only thing I don't understand about men
This
We are but simple creatures
Tell us we're pretty and feed us. Job done.
(And also fuck us frequently)"
This too please and thank you. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"why do so many men claim that they don't understand women? That's the only thing I don't understand about men
This
We are but simple creatures
Tell us we're pretty and feed us. Job done.
can we have a bit of cock too "
^^ she gets it. |
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"why do so many men claim that they don't understand women? That's the only thing I don't understand about men
This
We are but simple creatures
Tell us we're pretty and feed us. Job done.
can we have a bit of cock too
^^ she gets it."
It’s not a lot to ask. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"why do so many men claim that they don't understand women? That's the only thing I don't understand about men
This
We are but simple creatures
Tell us we're pretty and feed us. Job done.
(And also fuck us frequently)"
Two out of three ain’t bad. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do some men turn bi later on in life? "
We’re a bit slow on the uptake. Took me 40 plus years to realise despite a number of pretty obvious clues/experiences  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do some men turn bi later on in life?
We’re a bit slow on the uptake. Took me 40 plus years to realise despite a number of pretty obvious clues/experiences "
I’ll add, I grew up in quite a homophobic environment really so the dorce of denial was strong in me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why cant you put your dirty dishes in the dishwasher, it's just there 
Possibly the wrong thing to say 
Jo x"
It's the consequences.
The more you fill it the sooner it gets full. Then it gets turned on and before you know it it's cycle finishes and there's the expectation that we should empty it...but it's not just emptying it is it ? No it's actually drying the damp pots, dishes and utensils before having to put them away...but where does everything go and why are we expected to know which yokiebob goes in which drawer / press.
Often if we leave them in or near the sink the dish fairy seems to take care of them and their processing.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why cant you put your dirty dishes in the dishwasher, it's just there
Possibly the wrong thing to say
Jo x"
Because whoever does dishwaser will rearrange it anyway. But I do know where everything goes when it needs emptying |
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"Why do *some* men play away from home without considering the consequences? And when they often have the most beautiful wives! "
Because their brains aren’t in their heads! The other women who let them are as bad!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Explain why you men go crazy over football? It’s boring!
Not a friggin clue...it is boring "
I just think it’s a waste of a piece of leather. That could be a handbag or a pair of heels, haha xx |
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By *abonWoman
over a year ago
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"Why cant you put your dirty dishes in the dishwasher, it's just there
Possibly the wrong thing to say
Jo x
It's the consequences.
The more you fill it the sooner it gets full. Then it gets turned on and before you know it it's cycle finishes and there's the expectation that we should empty it...but it's not just emptying it is it ? No it's actually drying the damp pots, dishes and utensils before having to put them away...but where does everything go and why are we expected to know which yokiebob goes in which drawer / press.
Often if we leave them in or near the sink the dish fairy seems to take care of them and their processing.
Simples "
No need to dry...just a little wrist flick n shake manoeuvre as you lift the item out  You’re welcome! |
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By *abonWoman
over a year ago
L’boro/Ashby & Cheltenham |
"Tell us something that you dont understand about men.
Men....feel free to reply to make them understand!  "
How you know so much about which car is which. Even guys who aren’t interested in cars know what every single car on the road is. How do you absorb that information...and why?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tell us something that you dont understand about men.
Men....feel free to reply to make them understand!
How you know so much about which car is which. Even guys who aren’t interested in cars know what every single car on the road is. How do you absorb that information...and why?! "
I have no idea what cars are which. I have to look for the logo and even then I don't always recognise that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why do guys go all alpha when in the pub with their own species?
I have observed the grunts and whooing, the chest bumps and general manliness of manlike behaviour.
Why though?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do guys go all alpha when in the pub with their own species?
I have observed the grunts and whooing, the chest bumps and general manliness of manlike behaviour.
Why though??"
Yeah what is that about?
And what is watching sports about?
I don't get it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do guys go all alpha when in the pub with their own species?
I have observed the grunts and whooing, the chest bumps and general manliness of manlike behaviour.
Why though??
Yeah what is that about?
And what is watching sports about?
I don't get it."
Nor me |
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By *abonWoman
over a year ago
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"Tell us something that you dont understand about men.
Men....feel free to reply to make them understand!
How you know so much about which car is which. Even guys who aren’t interested in cars know what every single car on the road is. How do you absorb that information...and why?!
I have no idea what cars are which. I have to look for the logo and even then I don't always recognise that "
Expectation breaker!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do guys go all alpha when in the pub with their own species?
I have observed the grunts and whooing, the chest bumps and general manliness of manlike behaviour.
Why though??
Yeah what is that about?
And what is watching sports about?
I don't get it."
Sport watching seems to exacerbate and excite them further, thus displaying more alpha like displays
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why can't you see when you've got a good thing going?! 
Also.... Why are you so proud of your wangs and want to show them at every opportunity? "
We don't have much to be proud of  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tell us something that you dont understand about men.
Men....feel free to reply to make them understand!
How you know so much about which car is which. Even guys who aren’t interested in cars know what every single car on the road is. How do you absorb that information...and why?!
I have no idea what cars are which. I have to look for the logo and even then I don't always recognise that
Expectation breaker!! "
I'm the exception... |
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"Why can't you see when you've got a good thing going?!
Also.... Why are you so proud of your wangs and want to show them at every opportunity?
We don't have much to be proud of "
To be fair I'm pretty proud of my wang too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Explain why you men go crazy over football? It’s boring!
My man hates football. Never watched or played it in his life. Thankfully "
I'm the same. I prefer motorsports and watching folk beat the shit out of each other! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do guys go all alpha when in the pub with their own species?
I have observed the grunts and whooing, the chest bumps and general manliness of manlike behaviour.
Why though??
Yeah what is that about?
And what is watching sports about?
I don't get it.
Sport watching seems to exacerbate and excite them further, thus displaying more alpha like displays
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See I don’t get this at all. I much prefer a night out with the girls than all that macho willy waving. Does this mean I’m not a real man? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do guys go all alpha when in the pub with their own species?
I have observed the grunts and whooing, the chest bumps and general manliness of manlike behaviour.
Why though??
Yeah what is that about?
And what is watching sports about?
I don't get it.
Sport watching seems to exacerbate and excite them further, thus displaying more alpha like displays
See I don’t get this at all. I much prefer a night out with the girls than all that macho willy waving. Does this mean I’m not a real man? "
Yes of course your a real man! I can confirm! The real test is can you hold my handbag though??? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do guys go all alpha when in the pub with their own species?
I have observed the grunts and whooing, the chest bumps and general manliness of manlike behaviour.
Why though??
Yeah what is that about?
And what is watching sports about?
I don't get it.
Sport watching seems to exacerbate and excite them further, thus displaying more alpha like displays
See I don’t get this at all. I much prefer a night out with the girls than all that macho willy waving. Does this mean I’m not a real man? "
You're only a real man if you want to shag them all after a few drinks! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do guys go all alpha when in the pub with their own species?
I have observed the grunts and whooing, the chest bumps and general manliness of manlike behaviour.
Why though??
Yeah what is that about?
And what is watching sports about?
I don't get it.
Sport watching seems to exacerbate and excite them further, thus displaying more alpha like displays
See I don’t get this at all. I much prefer a night out with the girls than all that macho willy waving. Does this mean I’m not a real man?
Yes of course your a real man! I can confirm! The real test is can you hold my handbag though??? "
Only if it’s Michael Kors (I’m now properly worried!!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do guys go all alpha when in the pub with their own species?
I have observed the grunts and whooing, the chest bumps and general manliness of manlike behaviour.
Why though??
Yeah what is that about?
And what is watching sports about?
I don't get it.
Sport watching seems to exacerbate and excite them further, thus displaying more alpha like displays
See I don’t get this at all. I much prefer a night out with the girls than all that macho willy waving. Does this mean I’m not a real man?
Yes of course your a real man! I can confirm! The real test is can you hold my handbag though???
Only if it’s Michael Kors (I’m now properly worried!!) "
Nooooo!! Radley!!
Blimey! I'm far too middle aged for Michael Kors!
Use lawnmowers as a comparison!
And it's black so will go with whatever it is you are wearing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why cant you put your dirty dishes in the dishwasher, it's just there
Possibly the wrong thing to say
Jo x
It's the consequences.
The more you fill it the sooner it gets full. Then it gets turned on and before you know it it's cycle finishes and there's the expectation that we should empty it...but it's not just emptying it is it ? No it's actually drying the damp pots, dishes and utensils before having to put them away...but where does everything go and why are we expected to know which yokiebob goes in which drawer / press.
Often if we leave them in or near the sink the dish fairy seems to take care of them and their processing.
Simples
No need to dry...just a little wrist flick n shake manoeuvre as you lift the item out You’re welcome!"
Lifting, flicking and shaking simultaneously ?
That sound suspiciously like multitasking.
Why do you mock us so ? |
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By *abonWoman
over a year ago
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"Why cant you put your dirty dishes in the dishwasher, it's just there
Possibly the wrong thing to say
Jo x
It's the consequences.
The more you fill it the sooner it gets full. Then it gets turned on and before you know it it's cycle finishes and there's the expectation that we should empty it...but it's not just emptying it is it ? No it's actually drying the damp pots, dishes and utensils before having to put them away...but where does everything go and why are we expected to know which yokiebob goes in which drawer / press.
Often if we leave them in or near the sink the dish fairy seems to take care of them and their processing.
Simples
No need to dry...just a little wrist flick n shake manoeuvre as you lift the item out You’re welcome!
Lifting, flicking and shaking simultaneously ?
That sound suspiciously like multitasking.
Why do you mock us so ? "
Come on...have a bit of faith in yourself...I know you’ve got it in you! I do like a growth mindset... |
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"Why cant you put your dirty dishes in the dishwasher, it's just there
Possibly the wrong thing to say
Jo x
It's the consequences.
The more you fill it the sooner it gets full. Then it gets turned on and before you know it it's cycle finishes and there's the expectation that we should empty it...but it's not just emptying it is it ? No it's actually drying the damp pots, dishes and utensils before having to put them away...but where does everything go and why are we expected to know which yokiebob goes in which drawer / press.
Often if we leave them in or near the sink the dish fairy seems to take care of them and their processing.
Simples
No need to dry...just a little wrist flick n shake manoeuvre as you lift the item out You’re welcome!
Lifting, flicking and shaking simultaneously ?
That sound suspiciously like multitasking.
Why do you mock us so ?
Come on...have a bit of faith in yourself...I know you’ve got it in you! I do like a growth mindset... "
Multi-tasking, man's final frontier. Achieve that and anything is possible, even finding everything on the shopping list in the trolly, stroller and walker maze that is the supermarket. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why they can remember the ins and outs of a footy match from 20 years ago but can't remember the right shopping even when you send them with a list "
Seems like you understand us quite well. We will have been distracted by the footy score when we going past said item in the aisle. |
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