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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The rules
PM a person a message for someone else they post it on thread. Anon like.
Also I like boobs and cake.
And cus I fell asleep last night I have one message to pass.
Also the lad claiming to do my job as well as his on a bird...nah mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nippy from Mystic the male who posted on here from Chester.
I always wonder how your left ear tastes like "
Much like the last cock that entered it.....   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nippy from Mystic the male who posted on here from Chester.
I always wonder how your left ear tastes like
Much like the last cock that entered it..... "
That's so hot !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm jumping in the shower, got a new pack of razor blades today so might even shave my arse dredds.
I'll pass on some messages when I get out providing I don't clog the plug hole and drown "
That's hottest....!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Bluebells! Lad in my box wants to say
Could you let BluebellRacer know that I'd love to see those unicorn pumps up by my ears
That's such a horny message |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Oreo, you studly stud. My god damn sexy mate has slipped into my box to tell me he would love for your two to rub your abs together until y'all start a fire in all the ladies' pants
Won't take long |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
DRST, my sexy as hell mate wanted me to tell you that he's pleased the Mrs isn't about as it gives him the chance to tell you he's been dreaming of the day he gets to be bent over by you and shown how a real man does it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bluebells! Lad in my box wants to say
Could you let BluebellRacer know that I'd love to see those unicorn pumps up by my ears
That's such a horny message"
Omg! I sense the involvement of a bearded fella in that message....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bluebells! Lad in my box wants to say
Could you let BluebellRacer know that I'd love to see those unicorn pumps up by my ears
That's such a horny message
Omg! I sense the involvement of a bearded fella in that message.... "
Honestly it wasn't me !! For once |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"F & B my gorgeous friend says
Can you tell Fabulous & Bearded that The spark we would have together would get very hot indeed"
Tell her to send me her face pic first |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oreo, you studly stud. My god damn sexy mate has slipped into my box to tell me he would love for your two to rub your abs together until y'all start a fire in all the ladies' pants
Won't take long "
Might be a good way to burn off the cake I'm eating |
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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago
S. Northants |
"DRST, my sexy as hell mate wanted me to tell you that he's pleased the Mrs isn't about as it gives him the chance to tell you he's been dreaming of the day he gets to be bent over by you and shown how a real man does it"
Maybe your mate should slide a PM over... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nippy, my sexy mate (who has a gorgeous arse) says get your face in it now before the gates are closed once more.
And no, not me this time "
Did someone leave the back gate open then? I need a postcode for the sat nav plz..... |
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"Bluebells! Lad in my box wants to say
Could you let BluebellRacer know that I'd love to see those unicorn pumps up by my ears
That's such a horny message"
The shoes are sacred! No jizz on the shoes!  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Nippy, my sexy mate (who has a gorgeous arse) says get your face in it now before the gates are closed once more.
And no, not me this time
Did someone leave the back gate open then? I need a postcode for the sat nav plz..... "
Apparently the gates have been open for you for a while |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nippy, my sexy mate (who has a gorgeous arse) says get your face in it now before the gates are closed once more.
And no, not me this time
Did someone leave the back gate open then? I need a postcode for the sat nav plz.....
Apparently the gates have been open for you for a while "
Why don't these ppl actually say? I have absolutely no clue about anyone here who might even remotely fancy me, I just come on talk shit and nobody says a thing....  (crying emoji) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nippy, my sexy mate (who has a gorgeous arse) says get your face in it now before the gates are closed once more.
And no, not me this time
Not me either!  "
But you do right...? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bluebells! Lad in my box wants to say
Could you let BluebellRacer know that I'd love to see those unicorn pumps up by my ears
That's such a horny message
The shoes are sacred! No jizz on the shoes! "
Surely that's why they're putting them up in the air |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
F&B, you god of all that is sexy.
My sexy mate would like to know if you and she can go skinny dipping?... preferably at sunset, so you can warm her up when the sun goes down
And if you're lucky you gorgeous man, the sun's not the only thing going down (I'm guessing, she didn't say) |
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"Nippy, my sexy mate (who has a gorgeous arse) says get your face in it now before the gates are closed once more.
And no, not me this time
Not me either!
But you do right...? "
Only if you're giggling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nippy, my sexy mate (who has a gorgeous arse) says get your face in it now before the gates are closed once more.
And no, not me this time
Not me either!
But you do right...?
Only if you're giggling "
Tickle my thing.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"F&B, you god of all that is sexy.
My sexy mate would like to know if you and she can go skinny dipping?... preferably at sunset, so you can warm her up when the sun goes down
And if you're lucky you gorgeous man, the sun's not the only thing going down (I'm guessing, she didn't say) "
Tell her to message me with a face pic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh! Now here's a lady on a mission!:
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Please may you tell Lorenzo that he should really do a video of him using a flashlight asap.
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Can you ask them to clarify that they meant fleshlight first off Secondly they'll need to remind me in about December time for once I'm back home and I'll happily oblige oh and thirdly, make yourself known |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Blokes, take your filters off if you want me to send you my filth plz....
You never send me filth any more 
Terms darling, terms....
You own me.....
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So true. |
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"Oh! Now here's a lady on a mission!:
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Please may you tell Lorenzo that he should really do a video of him using a flashlight asap.
Can you ask them to clarify that they meant fleshlight first off Secondly they'll need to remind me in about December time for once I'm back home and I'll happily oblige oh and thirdly, make yourself known"
She did mean fleshlight, that's my bad, sorry   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The rules
PM a person a message for someone else they post it on thread. Anon like.
Also I like boobs and cake.
And cus I fell asleep last night I have one message to pass.
Also the lad claiming to do my job as well as his on a bird...nah mate"
Did you cut and paste this or has it happened again?? 
In |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"The rules
PM a person a message for someone else they post it on thread. Anon like.
Also I like boobs and cake.
And cus I fell asleep last night I have one message to pass.
Also the lad claiming to do my job as well as his on a bird...nah mate
Did you cut and paste this or has it happened again??
In "
He definitely cut and pasted lol |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Naughtyandhandsome, my beautiful mate has this message for your fine arse self....
"My lips need to be kissed and I don’t mean the lips on my face.
Oh, And bring your drill I have a back door that could use your handyman skills."
Go get her tiger |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The rules
PM a person a message for someone else they post it on thread. Anon like.
Also I like boobs and cake.
And cus I fell asleep last night I have one message to pass.
Also the lad claiming to do my job as well as his on a bird...nah mate
Did you cut and paste this or has it happened again??
In "
I am so lazy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh! Now here's a lady on a mission!:
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Please may you tell Lorenzo that he should really do a video of him using a flashlight asap.
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So this fleshlight pervert... who are ya? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The rules
PM a person a message for someone else they post it on thread. Anon like.
Also I like boobs and cake.
And cus I fell asleep last night I have one message to pass.
Also the lad claiming to do my job as well as his on a bird...nah mate
Did you cut and paste this or has it happened again??
In
I am so lazy "
That's not what women want to hear on here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The rules
PM a person a message for someone else they post it on thread. Anon like.
Also I like boobs and cake.
And cus I fell asleep last night I have one message to pass.
Also the lad claiming to do my job as well as his on a bird...nah mate
Did you cut and paste this or has it happened again??
In
I am so lazy
That's not what women want to hear on here "
Haha I'd rather disappoint them here than when it's too late |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My mate wants me to tell the adorable heat..85 that he hasn't seen a pic yet of THAT thing she said she had ordered from THAT place.
He says, be gentle with his box because some of your hot filth scares him slightly....
Ready to turn the heat up?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A very gorgeous lady just broke my heart ever so slightly, she's says:
"Please can you tell F&B that I think I love him a little bit. Ta. "
I'm fine, don't worry about me, I'll be fine, I'm fine, it's fine, I hope you're happy, it's FINE.... (crying emoji) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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One here from a gorgeous lady
Can you please tell Fabulous & Bearded I would happily remove that rose from his lips and replace it with something much sweeter x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A very gorgeous lady just broke my heart ever so slightly, she's says:
"Please can you tell F&B that I think I love him a little bit. Ta. "
I'm fine, don't worry about me, I'll be fine, I'm fine, it's fine, I hope you're happy, it's FINE.... (crying emoji)"
She adds:
"Oh and especially his shoes"
Just twist that knife my love, I feel no pain now, just numbness.... |
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"Naughtyandhandsome, my beautiful mate has this message for your fine arse self....
"My lips need to be kissed and I don’t mean the lips on my face.
Oh, And bring your drill I have a back door that could use your handyman skills."
Go get her tiger "
With an offer like that I'll charge my batteries fully |
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"Naughtyandhandsome, my beautiful mate has this message for your fine arse self....
"My lips need to be kissed and I don’t mean the lips on my face.
Oh, And bring your drill I have a back door that could use your handyman skills."
Go get her tiger
With an offer like that I'll charge my batteries fully "
I think I know who but just make yourself known |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This feed would make such a horny club night. Could you imagine all the senders, posties and recipients all actually in the same room?! "
I'd like to be in that club! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This feed would make such a horny club night. Could you imagine all the senders, posties and recipients all actually in the same room?!
I'd like to be in that club! "
Snap! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Oreo, stud, my sexy mate says....
"I wanna make music on your glockenspiel 6pack with my hard nipples and bring you to an orgasmic crescendo"
Oofftt. She's thought that through |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oreo, stud, my sexy mate says....
"I wanna make music on your glockenspiel 6pack with my hard nipples and bring you to an orgasmic crescendo"
Oofftt. She's thought that through "
This LvM having a laugh again  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oreo, stud, my sexy mate says....
"I wanna make music on your glockenspiel 6pack with my hard nipples and bring you to an orgasmic crescendo"
Oofftt. She's thought that through
This LvM having a laugh again "
Not it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oreo, stud, my sexy mate says....
"I wanna make music on your glockenspiel 6pack with my hard nipples and bring you to an orgasmic crescendo"
Oofftt. She's thought that through
This LvM having a laugh again
Not it"
Makes a change haha.
Well whoever it is please pop into my box |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You lucky lady lounna a stud muffin says
Tell _ouanna jo that is really like to get my firm grip on her and pull her close too
Ooft
I love a firm grip  "
He looks like he would have big hands |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mate wants me to tell the adorable heat..85 that he hasn't seen a pic yet of THAT thing she said she had ordered from THAT place.
He says, be gentle with his box because some of your hot filth scares him slightly....
Ready to turn the heat up?? "
I had to think hard there.
It hasn't been used yet! Aww baby, do I scare you?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My mate wants me to tell the adorable heat..85 that he hasn't seen a pic yet of THAT thing she said she had ordered from THAT place.
He says, be gentle with his box because some of your hot filth scares him slightly....
Ready to turn the heat up??
I had to think hard there.
It hasn't been used yet! Aww baby, do I scare you?! "
Only that one long metal thing, the rest I'm ok with.... |
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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago
S. Northants |
"This feed would make such a horny club night. Could you imagine all the senders, posties and recipients all actually in the same room?!
I'd like to be in that club! "
fingers crossed you're sat with us |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My mate wants me to tell the adorable heat..85 that he hasn't seen a pic yet of THAT thing she said she had ordered from THAT place.
He says, be gentle with his box because some of your hot filth scares him slightly....
Ready to turn the heat up??
I had to think hard there.
It hasn't been used yet! Aww baby, do I scare you?!
Only that one long metal thing, the rest I'm ok with.... "
But you're going to let me play with that with you arn't you? |
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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago
S. Northants |
There's a message in our inbox from a lovely lady for the ever popular Louanna Jo:
Please tell Louanna Jo that her profile pic is gorgeous and I'd love to bite into that juicy arse!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mate wants me to tell the adorable heat..85 that he hasn't seen a pic yet of THAT thing she said she had ordered from THAT place.
He says, be gentle with his box because some of your hot filth scares him slightly....
Ready to turn the heat up??
I had to think hard there.
It hasn't been used yet! Aww baby, do I scare you?!
Only that one long metal thing, the rest I'm ok with....
But you're going to let me play with that with you arn't you? "
I think I'd let you do anything tbf.... |
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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago
A little village |
"There's a message in our inbox from a lovely lady for the ever popular Louanna Jo:
Please tell Louanna Jo that her profile pic is gorgeous and I'd love to bite into that juicy arse!
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Please make yourself known ... |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Vine! You devilishly delightful dude.
My sexy and lovely mate says....
Crikey! We don’t see you often these days! You used to be THE forum guy before you disappeared |
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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago
S. Northants |
Bluebell, there's a young gent in our inbox who's got something to say, he's asked us to pass it on...
I wish I were in your age range so I could tempt you into taking off that beautiful dress x |
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