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We live right by the sea. The number of times a day I look up to the sky and curse the darn things! They stole my lunch out of my hand once, steal kids ice creams, stalk people with chips and just generally screech about. I heard someone yesterday threatening to shoot them and take the consequences  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Every year when I get boat out on France to fish we hook at least one ,they go for the fishing lures ,thick as fuck they are and they ffin stink,you have to throw a towel over them to get the hook out they proper food for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They make me imagine I live near the sea when I dont so I sort of lile them. Noisy buggers though and they have sex on all the rooftops here. "
Seagull voyeurism new one on me that  |
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"They're so fucking loud!
The bastards are destroying my peaceful morning.
And I'm nowhere near the sea! 
As birds go...they're not my favourites."
And they shit everywhere. I went to a conference in Blackpool once and people were carrying umbrellas. There was no rain. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They're so fucking loud!
The bastards are destroying my peaceful morning.
And I'm nowhere near the sea!
As birds go...they're not my favourites.
And they shit everywhere. I went to a conference in Blackpool once and people were carrying umbrellas. There was no rain."
That's horrifying!  |
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When you work with both seagulls and pigeons you soon realise how clever these birds are 
I worked at a wildlife centre so cared for these birds.
I raised a baby gull at home that had been abandoned and it was great, bonded really well  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you work with both seagulls and pigeons you soon realise how clever these birds are
I worked at a wildlife centre so cared for these birds.
I raised a baby gull at home that had been abandoned and it was great, bonded really well "
I'm sure they're smart as fuck!
Still annoying, inconsiderate bastards tho! |
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"They make me imagine I live near the sea when I dont so I sort of lile them. Noisy buggers though and they have sex on all the rooftops here. "
When I was on holiday at Mousehole in Cornwall, the owner of the B&B where we were staying used to fire an air rifle at the roof of his mate's cottage to frighten them away, his mate did the same and they had the cleanest rooves in the village |
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"When you work with both seagulls and pigeons you soon realise how clever these birds are
I worked at a wildlife centre so cared for these birds.
I raised a baby gull at home that had been abandoned and it was great, bonded really well
I'm sure they're smart as fuck!
Still annoying, inconsiderate bastards tho! "
Admittedly they did piss Sheila off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Want to see the bastards in work down Cardiff bay. They are diving and shitting all over us. And you can't get rid of the nest because they are a protected bird. |
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"Don’t think seagulls is actually the official name, it’s just gulls and variations of species. Still bloody annoying things though, got bombed on the shoulder by one once! "
The technical term you are looking for is “shite hawks” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My pals in Cornwall in the sticks
Remington pump
The end
An air pistol is very handy and it's quiet. "
Doesn’t kick the same and the US version has a six cartridge load |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Oh I like seagulls, we have one that sits on the shed & sounds like its laughing when we throw it food
Try throwing it a brick, see if it laughs then.
Haha no that's mean! "
I'm a mean, horrible person.   |
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"Oh I like seagulls, we have one that sits on the shed & sounds like its laughing when we throw it food
Try throwing it a brick, see if it laughs then.
Haha no that's mean!
I'm a mean, horrible person. "
I cant say i totally believe you there |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Oh I like seagulls, we have one that sits on the shed & sounds like its laughing when we throw it food
Try throwing it a brick, see if it laughs then.
Haha no that's mean!
I'm a mean, horrible person.
I cant say i totally believe you there "
Smooth talker. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seagulls. Stop it now......
Everyone told me, not to stroll on that beach..."
As is seagulls are gonna come
Poke you in the coconut
And they did
They did |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate to be pedantic but there is no such thing as a seagull. "
Mostly herring gulls though black headed gulls are common in some places. The occasional lesser black back too. The fulmar is often mistaken for a gull though it isnt - I like seeing these except when I'm midway up a sea cliff as they sail past fixing me with a beady eye and I just have to hope the damn thing isn't about to vomit on me. |
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By *usie pTV/TS
over a year ago
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Couple of years ago at seaton in devon there was one flapping about badly injured lots of folks stood looking at it so I took a sledge hammer out of my van walked over and said I will take care of it thinking one good blow will end its misery bloody hell I nearly got lynched had a job to escape that car park someone put it in a box and took it away to the local vets ffs. |
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"No seagulls here just robins 
Fucking robins!
aww I love Robins  "
I'm kidding
But one time in my old house I could hear this "thunking" noise coming from the kitchen.
When I went to investigate I found an irrate male robin throwing itself against the double glazed window from the outside.
It had spotted a red saucepan on the draining board and obviously wanted to get in to marmalize this infiltrator on its patch! |
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By *oc30Man
over a year ago
Cheltenham |
One fine day - sitting at bench waiting for my train from white haven ( no idea why I fucking went there ) peacefully having some cheesy chips and was naive enough gave a chip to a innocent looking ( my ass !! I know better now ) seagull some food. I had the whole fucking flock pecking at me in minutes :*
Never again  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"No seagulls here just robins
Fucking robins!
aww I love Robins
I'm kidding
But one time in my old house I could hear this "thunking" noise coming from the kitchen.
When I went to investigate I found an irrate male robin throwing itself against the double glazed window from the outside.
It had spotted a red saucepan on the draining board and obviously wanted to get in to marmalize this infiltrator on its patch!"
Ohh dear yeah they can be angry little buggers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lol were in northwales by the coast seagulls here are like the mafia been short on thrown away chips and burgers while everywhere as been on lockdown so there attacking people for food. Sat here now listening to the noisy horrible little bastards squawking |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I hate to be pedantic but there is no such thing as a seagull.
Mostly herring gulls though black headed gulls are common in some places. The occasional lesser black back too. The fulmar is often mistaken for a gull though it isnt - I like seeing these except when I'm midway up a sea cliff as they sail past fixing me with a beady eye and I just have to hope the damn thing isn't about to vomit on me. "
Gulls, schmulls.... I prefer a good shag (Phalacrocorax aristotelis) any day |
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Blimey you think you've got problems, wildlife central here considering its near the middle of town. Badgers, magpies, gulls, crows,owls, bats and uncle Tom Cobbly sometimes, someone even posted about an escaped Rhino running around on the lounge thread |
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"I live about as far as you can get from the sea in mainland England .
And theres still hundreds of the fuckers round here  "
Same most places now Inland I,m a birdwatcher so they can Interest me at times here in derbyshire you can get over or up to 12 species of gulls at any one time at certain times of the year unfortuneately being scavengers for the bigger part of the time they can often be destructive birds against others. |
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"I hate to be pedantic but there is no such thing as a seagull.
Mostly herring gulls though black headed gulls are common in some places. The occasional lesser black back too. The fulmar is often mistaken for a gull though it isnt - I like seeing these except when I'm midway up a sea cliff as they sail past fixing me with a beady eye and I just have to hope the damn thing isn't about to vomit on me. "
Long lived birds fulmars probabily pair for life I was lucky to get views of one in the peak district once thou they are occasionally seen Inland here their other name is fulmar petrel.. |
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"Want to see the bastards in work down Cardiff bay. They are diving and shitting all over us. And you can't get rid of the nest because they are a protected bird. "
Agreed, they are an f-ing nuisance. |
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