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I had a job interview.
Well, sort of. My pal wanted to put her baba into the local nursery, but she had never been in before, so I went with her.
I got chatting to the manager while my pal was filling out paperwork, turns out she used to work in a nursery local to the nursery I used to work in, and recognised me.
As we continued chatting, she asked what qualifications I had, if I had a job, was I looking etc etc.
Then, boom. Asked if I wanted to come in for a trial run, as they had a part time position going!
At this point, I poured myself a glass of water. A wee bit of water spilled over the top of the glass.
She asks; ‘oh no! Am I making you nervous? No need to be nervous!’
I smiled and said ‘no, I’m not nervous. I always give 110%’. |
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"I had a job interview.
Well, sort of. My pal wanted to put her baba into the local nursery, but she had never been in before, so I went with her.
I got chatting to the manager while my pal was filling out paperwork, turns out she used to work in a nursery local to the nursery I used to work in, and recognised me.
As we continued chatting, she asked what qualifications I had, if I had a job, was I looking etc etc.
Then, boom. Asked if I wanted to come in for a trial run, as they had a part time position going!
At this point, I poured myself a glass of water. A wee bit of water spilled over the top of the glass.
She asks; ‘oh no! Am I making you nervous? No need to be nervous!’
I smiled and said ‘no, I’m not nervous. I always give 110%’. "
Boom you nailed it. I hope you laughed to make yourself more human. I hope this was a real story and you get out to work. |
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"I had a job interview.
Well, sort of. My pal wanted to put her baba into the local nursery, but she had never been in before, so I went with her.
I got chatting to the manager while my pal was filling out paperwork, turns out she used to work in a nursery local to the nursery I used to work in, and recognised me.
As we continued chatting, she asked what qualifications I had, if I had a job, was I looking etc etc.
Then, boom. Asked if I wanted to come in for a trial run, as they had a part time position going!
At this point, I poured myself a glass of water. A wee bit of water spilled over the top of the glass.
She asks; ‘oh no! Am I making you nervous? No need to be nervous!’
I smiled and said ‘no, I’m not nervous. I always give 110%’.
Boom you nailed it. I hope you laughed to make yourself more human. I hope this was a real story and you get out to work."
The water part isn’t true but the rest is!
I declined at the time as the plan was always for me to be a stay at home mum for at least the first year, but she has my details and I said that if a 0 hour contract came up I’d possibly apply for it  |
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"I had a job interview.
Well, sort of. My pal wanted to put her baba into the local nursery, but she had never been in before, so I went with her.
I got chatting to the manager while my pal was filling out paperwork, turns out she used to work in a nursery local to the nursery I used to work in, and recognised me.
As we continued chatting, she asked what qualifications I had, if I had a job, was I looking etc etc.
Then, boom. Asked if I wanted to come in for a trial run, as they had a part time position going!
At this point, I poured myself a glass of water. A wee bit of water spilled over the top of the glass.
She asks; ‘oh no! Am I making you nervous? No need to be nervous!’
I smiled and said ‘no, I’m not nervous. I always give 110%’. "
You been sneakily reading my joke book ??  |
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"I had a job interview.
Well, sort of. My pal wanted to put her baba into the local nursery, but she had never been in before, so I went with her.
I got chatting to the manager while my pal was filling out paperwork, turns out she used to work in a nursery local to the nursery I used to work in, and recognised me.
As we continued chatting, she asked what qualifications I had, if I had a job, was I looking etc etc.
Then, boom. Asked if I wanted to come in for a trial run, as they had a part time position going!
At this point, I poured myself a glass of water. A wee bit of water spilled over the top of the glass.
She asks; ‘oh no! Am I making you nervous? No need to be nervous!’
I smiled and said ‘no, I’m not nervous. I always give 110%’.
You been sneakily reading my joke book ?? "
Dunno what you’re on about grandad! |
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"I had a job interview.
Well, sort of. My pal wanted to put her baba into the local nursery, but she had never been in before, so I went with her.
I got chatting to the manager while my pal was filling out paperwork, turns out she used to work in a nursery local to the nursery I used to work in, and recognised me.
As we continued chatting, she asked what qualifications I had, if I had a job, was I looking etc etc.
Then, boom. Asked if I wanted to come in for a trial run, as they had a part time position going!
At this point, I poured myself a glass of water. A wee bit of water spilled over the top of the glass.
She asks; ‘oh no! Am I making you nervous? No need to be nervous!’
I smiled and said ‘no, I’m not nervous. I always give 110%’.
You been sneakily reading my joke book ??
Dunno what you’re on about grandad!"
I've just noticed this is partly a true story so you'll have to forgive an old fart  |
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The last ever job interview I attended I genuine spilled water all over the desk and made a huge cock up of the aptitude test. It was so awful that all my friends laughed hysterically for hours when I told them about it and one person stayed late at work to continue laughing . They still laugh now, ten years later.  |
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"guys can we appreciate my joke pls
At least it's a step up from nowherman's pathetic efforts
Oi oi 
Sorry Bro, I think pp has stolen your jokebook as well "
As long as we’re all happy that’s all that matters |
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"guys can we appreciate my joke pls
At least it's a step up from nowherman's pathetic efforts
Oi oi
Sorry Bro, I think pp has stolen your jokebook as well
As long as we’re all happy that’s all that matters "
They are crumby, but have me in stitches some days |
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Congrats Queenie, you deserve all the good shiz that comes your way! 
