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over a year ago
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"You lot are hopeless! A man wants to learn something new about sex and you're no help at all.....   
Come here and I'll tell you "
* IS here *
Show me? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"You lot are hopeless! A man wants to learn something new about sex and you're no help at all.....
Come here and I'll tell you
* IS here *
Show me? "
You're not here.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You lot are hopeless! A man wants to learn something new about sex and you're no help at all.....
Come here and I'll tell you
* IS here *
Show me?
You're not here.... "
I'm here, it's YOU who's not here..... 
Anyway how do you womble a willy? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"You lot are hopeless! A man wants to learn something new about sex and you're no help at all.....
Come here and I'll tell you
* IS here *
Show me?
You're not here....
I'm here, it's YOU who's not here.....
Anyway how do you womble a willy?"
I'm indeed not there. I'm here.
Put a costume on it,obvs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You lot are hopeless! A man wants to learn something new about sex and you're no help at all.....
Come here and I'll tell you
* IS here *
Show me?
You're not here....
I'm here, it's YOU who's not here.....
Anyway how do you womble a willy?
I'm indeed not there. I'm here.
Put a costume on it,obvs"
Cosplay, with velcro flaps?  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"You lot are hopeless! A man wants to learn something new about sex and you're no help at all.....
Come here and I'll tell you
* IS here *
Show me?
You're not here....
I'm here, it's YOU who's not here.....
Anyway how do you womble a willy?
I'm indeed not there. I'm here.
Put a costume on it,obvs
Cosplay, with velcro flaps? "
That's the one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is it when you have to squeeze trough a tight gap of humans on the tube but someone's laptop bag hits you in that area temporarily causing extreme pain yet you somehow you still apologize and smile it out......?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You lot are hopeless! A man wants to learn something new about sex and you're no help at all.....
Come here and I'll tell you
* IS here *
Show me?
You're not here....
I'm here, it's YOU who's not here.....
Anyway how do you womble a willy?
I'm indeed not there. I'm here.
Put a costume on it,obvs
Cosplay, with velcro flaps?
That's the one "
Can I dress up as a panda with big bumflaps for access....? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"You lot are hopeless! A man wants to learn something new about sex and you're no help at all.....
Come here and I'll tell you
* IS here *
Show me?
You're not here....
I'm here, it's YOU who's not here.....
Anyway how do you womble a willy?
I'm indeed not there. I'm here.
Put a costume on it,obvs
Cosplay, with velcro flaps?
That's the one
Can I dress up as a panda with big bumflaps for access....? "
Yes! Do! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is it when you're wearing leisure pants with a draw string tie and they get knotted and stuck in the throws of passionate foreplay and your lover actually has to get their teeth on the knot to release it/your cock for the furthering of sexual pleasures.....? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You womble through Wimbledon but with your cock out  "
Did that once in Wimbledon outside my mate Mark's house and his mum told me off for peeing in his garden.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is it that awkward moment when you go to put it in and you're not paying enough attention and your gf says "darling, wrong hole" with a wink and a smile on her face and you're not sure which hole IS the wrong one....  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Is it that awkward moment when you go to put it in and you're not paying enough attention and your gf says "darling, wrong hole" with a wink and a smile on her face and you're not sure which hole IS the wrong one.... "
There's no wrong there. Just bad timing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it that awkward moment when you go to put it in and you're not paying enough attention and your gf says "darling, wrong hole" with a wink and a smile on her face and you're not sure which hole IS the wrong one....
There's no wrong there. Just bad timing"
Fancy a womble my love....? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Is it that awkward moment when you go to put it in and you're not paying enough attention and your gf says "darling, wrong hole" with a wink and a smile on her face and you're not sure which hole IS the wrong one....
There's no wrong there. Just bad timing
Fancy a womble my love....? "
Always with you darling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"....what is it? Just how exactly does one womble a cock....?
(asking for a friend)
Much love 
Nip x"
Cock wombling
The act of a gay man roaming public open spaces in search of a sexual encounter.
So urban dictionary says...lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"....what is it? Just how exactly does one womble a cock....?
(asking for a friend)
Much love
Nip x
Cock wombling
The act of a gay man roaming public open spaces in search of a sexual encounter.
So urban dictionary says...lol"
Don't believe that urban shit! I want Oxfords definition without Google. I'm more of a rural womble....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Is it when you put your foot in Wellington?"
I watched some footing porn by accident once.... . I say footing, I have no idea if there's an official category for it.....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A cockwomble is a foolish person.
Other quaint terms include'Wankpuffin'. 'Nobsocket'. 'Shitflute'. 'Spunktrumpet'.
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Wank puffin I'm making a note of....
Yeah, but what about alternative cock wombling? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A cockwomble is a foolish person.
Other quaint terms include'Wankpuffin'. 'Nobsocket'. 'Shitflute'. 'Spunktrumpet'.
Wank puffin I'm making a note of....
Yeah, but what about alternative cock wombling? "
Cockwombling would be what the aforementioned foolish person is doing when they speak foolish things. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A cockwomble is a foolish person.
Other quaint terms include'Wankpuffin'. 'Nobsocket'. 'Shitflute'. 'Spunktrumpet'.
Wank puffin I'm making a note of....
Yeah, but what about alternative cock wombling?
Cockwombling would be what the aforementioned foolish person is doing when they speak foolish things. "
One persons foolish is another person's day saver, innit....;-)
(that sounds like a train ticket...  ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The wombles are a bunch of wank mates in Wimbledon "
I always wondered, when you have a wank buddy do you cum in the same spot or is that like crossing streams in Ghostbusters and it makes you bi or something....? |
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