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Fab forum flirting, to all the girls, I’ve perved before

By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

There should be far more of it.

I know some lovely folk on fab and it’s great to have a wee bit of fun and hopefully cheer people up a little with an innocent, or maybe not so innocent bit of flirting.

And even better, sometimes, the flirt becomes a connection even if we don’t get to play hide the sausage.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well hi!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love a cheeky flirt. Hasn't to a game of hide the sausage yet but who knows

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There should be far more of it.

I know some lovely folk on fab and it’s great to have a wee bit of fun and hopefully cheer people up a little with an innocent, or maybe not so innocent bit of flirting.

And even better, sometimes, the flirt becomes a connection even if we don’t get to play hide the sausage.

You? Flirt? Never

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Well hi!!!

See, just like that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"There should be far more of it.

I know some lovely folk on fab and it’s great to have a wee bit of fun and hopefully cheer people up a little with an innocent, or maybe not so innocent bit of flirting.

And even better, sometimes, the flirt becomes a connection even if we don’t get to play hide the sausage.

You? Flirt? Never

Never, I’ve heard that you’re immune to it.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I love a cheeky flirt. Hasn't to a game of hide the sausage yet but who knows "

Keep plugging away.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There should be far more of it.

I know some lovely folk on fab and it’s great to have a wee bit of fun and hopefully cheer people up a little with an innocent, or maybe not so innocent bit of flirting.

And even better, sometimes, the flirt becomes a connection even if we don’t get to play hide the sausage.

You? Flirt? Never

Never, I’ve heard that you’re immune to it.

Oh yes, your brand of flirting, definitely

insert flirty giggle here)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i like sausage

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"There should be far more of it.

I know some lovely folk on fab and it’s great to have a wee bit of fun and hopefully cheer people up a little with an innocent, or maybe not so innocent bit of flirting.

And even better, sometimes, the flirt becomes a connection even if we don’t get to play hide the sausage.

Would you be so kind as to teach me this flirting thing Fiddles? I don't know how

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"There should be far more of it.

I know some lovely folk on fab and it’s great to have a wee bit of fun and hopefully cheer people up a little with an innocent, or maybe not so innocent bit of flirting.

And even better, sometimes, the flirt becomes a connection even if we don’t get to play hide the sausage.

You? Flirt? Never

Never, I’ve heard that you’re immune to it.

Oh yes, your brand of flirting, definitely

insert flirty giggle here) "

I’m developing my own brand, I’ve got sponsorship too.

Fiddles Flirts brought to you by Aldi.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"i like sausage

Where should I put this one for later.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"There should be far more of it.

I know some lovely folk on fab and it’s great to have a wee bit of fun and hopefully cheer people up a little with an innocent, or maybe not so innocent bit of flirting.

And even better, sometimes, the flirt becomes a connection even if we don’t get to play hide the sausage.

Would you be so kind as to teach me this flirting thing Fiddles? I don't know how

Oh you’re a natural.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"There should be far more of it.

I know some lovely folk on fab and it’s great to have a wee bit of fun and hopefully cheer people up a little with an innocent, or maybe not so innocent bit of flirting.

And even better, sometimes, the flirt becomes a connection even if we don’t get to play hide the sausage.

Would you be so kind as to teach me this flirting thing Fiddles? I don't know how

Oh you’re a natural.

Why thank you

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

Oh Fiddles!

Love me a flirt, I'm certainly not shy

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Oh Fiddles!

Love me a flirt, I'm certainly not shy

Don’t forget the power of the bashful shy flirt.

But seeing as you’re not the shy type, should I send my willy pics direct.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"There should be far more of it.

I know some lovely folk on fab and it’s great to have a wee bit of fun and hopefully cheer people up a little with an innocent, or maybe not so innocent bit of flirting.

And even better, sometimes, the flirt becomes a connection even if we don’t get to play hide the sausage.

Would you be so kind as to teach me this flirting thing Fiddles? I don't know how

Oh you’re a natural.

Why thank you

Nice to see your bum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ahhhhh flirtatious sausages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Flirting is lots of fun... I see you only needed a little book of wisdom? Maybe it should be hunt the sausage, not hide the sausage

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Flirting is lots of fun... I see you only needed a little book of wisdom? Maybe it should be hunt the sausage, not hide the sausage

Haha wisdom comes from within.

Ooh that sounds like I’ve tucked it up my bum.

I’ll come back with a witty flirty comment soon.

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

"Oh Fiddles!

Love me a flirt, I'm certainly not shy

Don’t forget the power of the bashful shy flirt.

But seeing as you’re not the shy type, should I send my willy pics direct.

I'm not sure how Mr Racer would feel about an inbox of willies! Haha but we're both partial to boobs and bums!

(Special exceptions for forumites who starts with fid- and and in -sticks

)

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Flirting is lots of fun... I see you only needed a little book of wisdom? Maybe it should be hunt the sausage, not hide the sausage

I’m sure you’ve done lots of good things too.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"There should be far more of it.

I know some lovely folk on fab and it’s great to have a wee bit of fun and hopefully cheer people up a little with an innocent, or maybe not so innocent bit of flirting.

And even better, sometimes, the flirt becomes a connection even if we don’t get to play hide the sausage.

Would you be so kind as to teach me this flirting thing Fiddles? I don't know how

Oh you’re a natural.

Why thank you

Nice to see your bum.

Oh I'd forgotten my bum was there. Thank you. You know how I feel about yours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Flirting is lots of fun... I see you only needed a little book of wisdom? Maybe it should be hunt the sausage, not hide the sausage

Haha wisdom comes from within.

Ooh that sounds like I’ve tucked it up my bum.

I’ll come back with a witty flirty comment soon.

I'll be waiting with bated breath

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Oh Fiddles!

Love me a flirt, I'm certainly not shy

Don’t forget the power of the bashful shy flirt.

But seeing as you’re not the shy type, should I send my willy pics direct.

I'm not sure how Mr Racer would feel about an inbox of willies! Haha but we're both partial to boobs and bums!

(Special exceptions for forumites who starts with fid- and and in -sticks

Of course. Good day to you Mr Racer.

I’ve never been much good with word games.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Flirting is lots of fun... I see you only needed a little book of wisdom? Maybe it should be hunt the sausage, not hide the sausage

Haha wisdom comes from within.

Ooh that sounds like I’ve tucked it up my bum.

I’ll come back with a witty flirty comment soon.

I'll be waiting with bated breath"

Errr errrm, oooh errrr hummmm

Nice tits.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love a good flirt

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Oh I love a good forum flirt. Those who are critical of it can bore off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hide the sausage is totally overrated as a game.

I hid mine years ago and no one has found it yet.

I'm either really good at the game or really bad. I can't work out which is which.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Oh I love a good forum flirt. Those who are critical of it can bore off

. "

I’ve just give you a good perving and couldn’t help but think that book should be the fire and the furry.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hide the sausage is totally overrated as a game.

I hid mine years ago and no one has found it yet.

I'm either really good at the game or really bad. I can't work out which is which. "

You're really good at it. Teach me

(apparently I don't need flirting lessons so I have some time to spare)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh I'll sit here, I just got told off for flirting in the rant thread.

Hey fiddles

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Oh I love a good forum flirt. Those who are critical of it can bore off

I’ve just give you a good perving and couldn’t help but think that book should be the fire and the furry.

, I like it. Maybe that is what I should call my own autobiography!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hide the sausage is totally overrated as a game.

I hid mine years ago and no one has found it yet.

I'm either really good at the game or really bad. I can't work out which is which.

You're really good at it. Teach me

(apparently I don't need flirting lessons so I have some time to spare) "

Just think of the last place anyone would look

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hide the sausage is totally overrated as a game.

I hid mine years ago and no one has found it yet.

I'm either really good at the game or really bad. I can't work out which is which.

You're really good at it. Teach me

(apparently I don't need flirting lessons so I have some time to spare)

Just think of the last place anyone would look

I can't bend that well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh I'll sit here, I just got told off for flirting in the rant thread.

Hey fiddles

Oh you devil told off lol really

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Hide the sausage is totally overrated as a game.

I hid mine years ago and no one has found it yet.

I'm either really good at the game or really bad. I can't work out which is which. "

I'll help you look for it....but only if I get to lick it when found

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hide the sausage is totally overrated as a game.

I hid mine years ago and no one has found it yet.

I'm either really good at the game or really bad. I can't work out which is which.

You're really good at it. Teach me

(apparently I don't need flirting lessons so I have some time to spare)

Just think of the last place anyone would look

I can't bend that well

You'll have to get on your hands and knees then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hide the sausage is totally overrated as a game.

I hid mine years ago and no one has found it yet.

I'm either really good at the game or really bad. I can't work out which is which.

I'll help you look for it....but only if I get to lick it when found

Really? After all this time?

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

"Hide the sausage is totally overrated as a game.

I hid mine years ago and no one has found it yet.

I'm either really good at the game or really bad. I can't work out which is which. "

I found it! Behind that tidy bush! I think there's one behind a book too

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hide the sausage is totally overrated as a game.

I hid mine years ago and no one has found it yet.

I'm either really good at the game or really bad. I can't work out which is which.

You're really good at it. Teach me

(apparently I don't need flirting lessons so I have some time to spare)

Just think of the last place anyone would look

I can't bend that well

You'll have to get on your hands and knees then. "

That sounds like an excellent idea..... Can I look with more than my eyes? Hands maybe....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hide the sausage is totally overrated as a game.

I hid mine years ago and no one has found it yet.

I'm either really good at the game or really bad. I can't work out which is which.

I found it! Behind that tidy bush! I think there's one behind a book too

It's always in the last place you expect!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hide the sausage is totally overrated as a game.

I hid mine years ago and no one has found it yet.

I'm either really good at the game or really bad. I can't work out which is which.

You're really good at it. Teach me

(apparently I don't need flirting lessons so I have some time to spare)

Just think of the last place anyone would look

I can't bend that well

You'll have to get on your hands and knees then.

That sounds like an excellent idea..... Can I look with more than my eyes? Hands maybe....

I say do what you've got to do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bury the sausage sounds more perverted

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

"Hide the sausage is totally overrated as a game.

I hid mine years ago and no one has found it yet.

I'm either really good at the game or really bad. I can't work out which is which.

I found it! Behind that tidy bush! I think there's one behind a book too

It's always in the last place you expect!

Where am I expected?

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hide the sausage is totally overrated as a game.

I hid mine years ago and no one has found it yet.

I'm either really good at the game or really bad. I can't work out which is which.

I found it! Behind that tidy bush! I think there's one behind a book too

It's always in the last place you expect!

Where am I expected?

Behind the bush and the book now I guess

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

"Hide the sausage is totally overrated as a game.

I hid mine years ago and no one has found it yet.

I'm either really good at the game or really bad. I can't work out which is which.

I found it! Behind that tidy bush! I think there's one behind a book too

It's always in the last place you expect!

Where am I expected?

Behind the bush and the book now I guess

Love a good fuck... I meant book...

Can I get away with "damn autocorrect?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh I'll sit here, I just got told off for flirting in the rant thread.

Hey fiddles

Oh you devil told off lol really

I'm always getting told off, I'm a bad influence apparently

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Oh I'll sit here, I just got told off for flirting in the rant thread.

Hey fiddles

Hi gorgeous, as long as you don’t rant in the flirt thread.

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Hide the sausage is totally overrated as a game.

I hid mine years ago and no one has found it yet.

I'm either really good at the game or really bad. I can't work out which is which.

I'll help you look for it....but only if I get to lick it when found

Really? After all this time?

Good things come to those who wait

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx "

Afternoon gorgeous

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm waiting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh I'll sit here, I just got told off for flirting in the rant thread.

Hey fiddles

Hi gorgeous, as long as you don’t rant in the flirt thread.

Oh I won't, I'm just going to see how many people I can drag to the gutter with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm waiting

Wanna come sit in the gutter PP?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hide the sausage is totally overrated as a game.

I hid mine years ago and no one has found it yet.

I'm either really good at the game or really bad. I can't work out which is which.

I'll help you look for it....but only if I get to lick it when found

Really? After all this time?

Good things come to those who wait

Good things certainly do come. Waiting or not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hide the sausage is totally overrated as a game.

I hid mine years ago and no one has found it yet.

I'm either really good at the game or really bad. I can't work out which is which.

I found it! Behind that tidy bush! I think there's one behind a book too

It's always in the last place you expect!

Where am I expected?

Behind the bush and the book now I guess

Love a good fuck... I meant book...

Can I get away with "damn autocorrect?"

I think that's stretching poetic licence a little too far

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm waiting

Wanna come sit in the gutter PP?

Sorry on my lap so you don't get dirty

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx "

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Afternoon gorgeous

Hey beautiful.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm waiting

Wanna come sit in the gutter PP?

Sorry on my lap so you don't get dirty

I'm already dirty but okay

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Hide the sausage is totally overrated as a game.

I hid mine years ago and no one has found it yet.

I'm either really good at the game or really bad. I can't work out which is which.

I'll help you look for it....but only if I get to lick it when found

Really? After all this time?

Good things come to those who wait

I’m great at waiting, I take all the condiments over and everything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

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By *kiolo1Couple over a year ago

Whitland

Prynhawn dda and good afternoon, Fiddles and fabsters.

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

that’s that sorted!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Prynhawn dda and good afternoon, Fiddles and fabsters.

Prawn Buhna to you as well your lovely blue knickers.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

that’s that sorted!

D."

Sounds like a plan

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx "

Oooh hi Jo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

that’s that sorted!

D."

Afternoon you, you been watching from the corner again?

Come sit in the gutter while Fiddles flirts with your wife....

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oooh hi Jo

Hi beautiful.

I'm going to get all confused now!

Jo.Xx

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

that’s that sorted!

Afternoon you, you been watching from the corner again?

Come sit in the gutter while Fiddles flirts with your wife...."

Sacked again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

that’s that sorted!

Afternoon you, you been watching from the corner again?

Come sit in the gutter while Fiddles flirts with your wife....

Sacked again."

Not at all, plenty of room for everyone. I'm capable of multitasking

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oooh hi Jo

Hi beautiful.

I'm going to get all confused now!

Jo.Xx "

Never make things easy, me....

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

that’s that sorted!

Afternoon you, you been watching from the corner again?

Come sit in the gutter while Fiddles flirts with your wife....

Sacked again.

Not at all, plenty of room for everyone. I'm capable of multitasking

And where she goes..... I'm usually waiting

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

that’s that sorted!

Afternoon you, you been watching from the corner again?

Come sit in the gutter while Fiddles flirts with your wife....

Sacked again.

Not at all, plenty of room for everyone. I'm capable of multitasking

And where she goes..... I'm usually waiting

Let's see if I can multitask

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

that’s that sorted!

Afternoon you, you been watching from the corner again?

Come sit in the gutter while Fiddles flirts with your wife...."

I’ve been perving over the fence

As long as it’s not flirt fiddling with my wife I’m all good

Move up Sparkles, let me in the gutter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

that’s that sorted!

Afternoon you, you been watching from the corner again?

Come sit in the gutter while Fiddles flirts with your wife....

Sacked again.

Not at all, plenty of room for everyone. I'm capable of multitasking

And where she goes..... I'm usually waiting

Come help with all these devilishly handsome men please gorgeous?

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oooh hi Jo

Hi beautiful.

I'm going to get all confused now!

Jo.Xx

Never make things easy, me....

I don't mind a bit of a challenge.

Jo.Xx

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

that’s that sorted!

Afternoon you, you been watching from the corner again?

Come sit in the gutter while Fiddles flirts with your wife....

Sacked again.

Not at all, plenty of room for everyone. I'm capable of multitasking

A bit of skiing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

that’s that sorted!

Afternoon you, you been watching from the corner again?

Come sit in the gutter while Fiddles flirts with your wife....

Sacked again.

Not at all, plenty of room for everyone. I'm capable of multitasking

And where she goes..... I'm usually waiting

Let's see if I can multitask

I bet you can, I've got your lap, where are you going to put NSP? I think D should sit on my lap

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

that’s that sorted!

Afternoon you, you been watching from the corner again?

Come sit in the gutter while Fiddles flirts with your wife....

Sacked again.

Not at all, plenty of room for everyone. I'm capable of multitasking

And where she goes..... I'm usually waiting

Let's see if I can multitask

I'm sure you can

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

that’s that sorted!

Afternoon you, you been watching from the corner again?

Come sit in the gutter while Fiddles flirts with your wife....

I’ve been perving over the fence

As long as it’s not flirt fiddling with my wife I’m all good

Move up Sparkles, let me in the gutter

D."

My lap is free

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

that’s that sorted!

Afternoon you, you been watching from the corner again?

Come sit in the gutter while Fiddles flirts with your wife....

Sacked again.

Not at all, plenty of room for everyone. I'm capable of multitasking

And where she goes..... I'm usually waiting

Let's see if I can multitask

I bet you can, I've got your lap, where are you going to put NSP? I think D should sit on my lap

I'll sit in front of D

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oooh hi Jo

Hi beautiful.

I'm going to get all confused now!

Jo.Xx

Never make things easy, me....

I don't mind a bit of a challenge.

Jo.Xx "

Would you mind just laying back whilst I massaged every inch of your naked body please. The challenge is not to feel wonderfully warm and relaxed.

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

"Hide the sausage is totally overrated as a game.

I hid mine years ago and no one has found it yet.

I'm either really good at the game or really bad. I can't work out which is which.

I found it! Behind that tidy bush! I think there's one behind a book too

It's always in the last place you expect!

Where am I expected?

Behind the bush and the book now I guess

Love a good fuck... I meant book...

Can I get away with "damn autocorrect?"

I think that's stretching poetic licence a little too far

Sorry?

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oooh hi Jo

Hi beautiful.

I'm going to get all confused now!

Jo.Xx

Never make things easy, me....

I don't mind a bit of a challenge.

Jo.Xx "

And thus is why we get on so well. That and cos you're sexy

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

that’s that sorted!

Afternoon you, you been watching from the corner again?

Come sit in the gutter while Fiddles flirts with your wife....

Sacked again.

Not at all, plenty of room for everyone. I'm capable of multitasking

And where she goes..... I'm usually waiting

Come help with all these devilishly handsome men please gorgeous?

I'm so there

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oooh hi Jo

Hi beautiful.

I'm going to get all confused now!

Jo.Xx

Never make things easy, me....

I don't mind a bit of a challenge.

Jo.Xx

Would you mind just laying back whilst I massaged every inch of your naked body please. The challenge is not to feel wonderfully warm and relaxed.

I wouldn't mind one bit Fiddles.

Give it all you've got!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

that’s that sorted!

Afternoon you, you been watching from the corner again?

Come sit in the gutter while Fiddles flirts with your wife....

Sacked again.

Not at all, plenty of room for everyone. I'm capable of multitasking

And where she goes..... I'm usually waiting

Let's see if I can multitask

I bet you can, I've got your lap, where are you going to put NSP? I think D should sit on my lap

I'll sit in front of D

This sounds like a very sexy game of Jenga

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hide the sausage is totally overrated as a game.

I hid mine years ago and no one has found it yet.

I'm either really good at the game or really bad. I can't work out which is which.

I found it! Behind that tidy bush! I think there's one behind a book too

It's always in the last place you expect!

Where am I expected?

Behind the bush and the book now I guess

Love a good fuck... I meant book...

Can I get away with "damn autocorrect?"

I think that's stretching poetic licence a little too far

Sorry?

You're not really sorry

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

that’s that sorted!

Afternoon you, you been watching from the corner again?

Come sit in the gutter while Fiddles flirts with your wife....

Sacked again.

Not at all, plenty of room for everyone. I'm capable of multitasking

And where she goes..... I'm usually waiting

Come help with all these devilishly handsome men please gorgeous?

I'm so there

NSP and Sparkles!

Can I please join in?

room for a little one?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oooh hi Jo

Hi beautiful.

I'm going to get all confused now!

Jo.Xx

Never make things easy, me....

I don't mind a bit of a challenge.

Jo.Xx

Would you mind just laying back whilst I massaged every inch of your naked body please. The challenge is not to feel wonderfully warm and relaxed.

I wouldn't mind one bit Fiddles.

Give it all you've got!

Jo.Xx "

What, everything.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I've been known to flirt on occasion...

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

that’s that sorted!

Afternoon you, you been watching from the corner again?

Come sit in the gutter while Fiddles flirts with your wife....

Sacked again.

Not at all, plenty of room for everyone. I'm capable of multitasking

And where she goes..... I'm usually waiting

Let's see if I can multitask

I bet you can, I've got your lap, where are you going to put NSP? I think D should sit on my lap

I'll sit in front of D

This sounds like a very sexy game of Jenga "

We had better not let anyone move then

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

that’s that sorted!

Afternoon you, you been watching from the corner again?

Come sit in the gutter while Fiddles flirts with your wife....

Sacked again.

Not at all, plenty of room for everyone. I'm capable of multitasking

And where she goes..... I'm usually waiting

Let's see if I can multitask

I bet you can, I've got your lap, where are you going to put NSP? I think D should sit on my lap

I'll sit in front of D

Do I need to leave my boxers on?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

that’s that sorted!

Afternoon you, you been watching from the corner again?

Come sit in the gutter while Fiddles flirts with your wife....

Sacked again.

Not at all, plenty of room for everyone. I'm capable of multitasking

And where she goes..... I'm usually waiting

Come help with all these devilishly handsome men please gorgeous?

I'm so there

NSP and Sparkles!

Can I please join in?

room for a little one?

Always room for you gorgeous

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oooh hi Jo

Hi beautiful.

I'm going to get all confused now!

Jo.Xx

Never make things easy, me....

I don't mind a bit of a challenge.

Jo.Xx

Would you mind just laying back whilst I massaged every inch of your naked body please. The challenge is not to feel wonderfully warm and relaxed.

I wouldn't mind one bit Fiddles.

Give it all you've got!

Jo.Xx

What, everything.

Save some for me.... It's my turn next

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

that’s that sorted!

Afternoon you, you been watching from the corner again?

Come sit in the gutter while Fiddles flirts with your wife....

Sacked again.

Not at all, plenty of room for everyone. I'm capable of multitasking

And where she goes..... I'm usually waiting

Let's see if I can multitask

I bet you can, I've got your lap, where are you going to put NSP? I think D should sit on my lap

I'll sit in front of D

This sounds like a very sexy game of Jenga "

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

that’s that sorted!

Afternoon you, you been watching from the corner again?

Come sit in the gutter while Fiddles flirts with your wife....

Sacked again.

Not at all, plenty of room for everyone. I'm capable of multitasking

And where she goes..... I'm usually waiting

Let's see if I can multitask

I bet you can, I've got your lap, where are you going to put NSP? I think D should sit on my lap

I'll sit in front of D

Do I need to leave my boxers on?

D."

Depends if you like them in one piece

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

that’s that sorted!

Afternoon you, you been watching from the corner again?

Come sit in the gutter while Fiddles flirts with your wife....

Sacked again.

Not at all, plenty of room for everyone. I'm capable of multitasking

And where she goes..... I'm usually waiting

Let's see if I can multitask

I bet you can, I've got your lap, where are you going to put NSP? I think D should sit on my lap

I'll sit in front of D

This sounds like a very sexy game of Jenga

We had better not let anyone move then"

They can move but we all have to hold on to eachother

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oooh hi Jo

Hi beautiful.

I'm going to get all confused now!

Jo.Xx

Never make things easy, me....

I don't mind a bit of a challenge.

Jo.Xx

Would you mind just laying back whilst I massaged every inch of your naked body please. The challenge is not to feel wonderfully warm and relaxed.

I wouldn't mind one bit Fiddles.

Give it all you've got!

Jo.Xx

What, everything.

Save some for me.... It's my turn next

I’ll make sure I’m not spent, but I can’t speak for Jo.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

that’s that sorted!

Afternoon you, you been watching from the corner again?

Come sit in the gutter while Fiddles flirts with your wife....

Sacked again.

Not at all, plenty of room for everyone. I'm capable of multitasking

And where she goes..... I'm usually waiting

Come help with all these devilishly handsome men please gorgeous?

I'm so there

NSP and Sparkles!

Can I please join in?

room for a little one?

Always room for you gorgeous

What she said

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

that’s that sorted!

Afternoon you, you been watching from the corner again?

Come sit in the gutter while Fiddles flirts with your wife....

Sacked again.

Not at all, plenty of room for everyone. I'm capable of multitasking

And where she goes..... I'm usually waiting

Let's see if I can multitask

I bet you can, I've got your lap, where are you going to put NSP? I think D should sit on my lap

I'll sit in front of D

Do I need to leave my boxers on?

D."

Why would you do a daft thing like that?

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

that’s that sorted!

Afternoon you, you been watching from the corner again?

Come sit in the gutter while Fiddles flirts with your wife....

Sacked again.

Not at all, plenty of room for everyone. I'm capable of multitasking

And where she goes..... I'm usually waiting

Let's see if I can multitask

I bet you can, I've got your lap, where are you going to put NSP? I think D should sit on my lap

I'll sit in front of D

Do I need to leave my boxers on?

Depends if you like them in one piece

I do! But I also like the thought of them being damaged so I will leave em on

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

that’s that sorted!

Afternoon you, you been watching from the corner again?

Come sit in the gutter while Fiddles flirts with your wife....

Sacked again.

Not at all, plenty of room for everyone. I'm capable of multitasking

And where she goes..... I'm usually waiting

Let's see if I can multitask

I bet you can, I've got your lap, where are you going to put NSP? I think D should sit on my lap

I'll sit in front of D

Do I need to leave my boxers on?

Why would you do a daft thing like that? "

I don’t want to take Posh’s eye out!

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Can someone please move a little, I'm getting squashed here

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oooh hi Jo

Hi beautiful.

I'm going to get all confused now!

Jo.Xx

Never make things easy, me....

I don't mind a bit of a challenge.

Jo.Xx

Would you mind just laying back whilst I massaged every inch of your naked body please. The challenge is not to feel wonderfully warm and relaxed.

I wouldn't mind one bit Fiddles.

Give it all you've got!

Jo.Xx

What, everything.

Well you do have other sexy ladies waiting for your smooth touch Fiddles so best save some for them.

Jo.Xx

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

I’ll just sit in the corner over here and take notes maybe I can pick up a few tips on this flirting you speak of

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oooh hi Jo

Hi beautiful.

I'm going to get all confused now!

Jo.Xx

Never make things easy, me....

I don't mind a bit of a challenge.

Jo.Xx

Would you mind just laying back whilst I massaged every inch of your naked body please. The challenge is not to feel wonderfully warm and relaxed.

I wouldn't mind one bit Fiddles.

Give it all you've got!

Jo.Xx

What, everything.

Well you do have other sexy ladies waiting for your smooth touch Fiddles so best save some for them.

Jo.Xx "

Perhaps you could help me with them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can someone please move a little, I'm getting squashed here

Am I too heavy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

that’s that sorted!

Afternoon you, you been watching from the corner again?

Come sit in the gutter while Fiddles flirts with your wife....

Sacked again.

Not at all, plenty of room for everyone. I'm capable of multitasking

And where she goes..... I'm usually waiting

Let's see if I can multitask

I bet you can, I've got your lap, where are you going to put NSP? I think D should sit on my lap

I'll sit in front of D

Do I need to leave my boxers on?

Why would you do a daft thing like that?

I don’t want to take Posh’s eye out!

D."

Maybe she wants you too

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Can someone please move a little, I'm getting squashed here

Heyup PP!

I didn’t see you under there! Can you breath ok?

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

This thread could quite poasibly be the makings of one epic orgy!

P.s. thank you Fiddles, I've been a brave girl this morning and finally send a face pic to someone we've been meaning to for ages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd love a game of hide the sausage just now.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

that’s that sorted!

Afternoon you, you been watching from the corner again?

Come sit in the gutter while Fiddles flirts with your wife....

Sacked again.

Not at all, plenty of room for everyone. I'm capable of multitasking

And where she goes..... I'm usually waiting

Let's see if I can multitask

I bet you can, I've got your lap, where are you going to put NSP? I think D should sit on my lap

I'll sit in front of D

Do I need to leave my boxers on?

Depends if you like them in one piece

I do! But I also like the thought of them being damaged so I will leave em on

D."

I'm in a ripping mood...

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

that’s that sorted!

Afternoon you, you been watching from the corner again?

Come sit in the gutter while Fiddles flirts with your wife....

Sacked again.

Not at all, plenty of room for everyone. I'm capable of multitasking

And where she goes..... I'm usually waiting

Let's see if I can multitask

I bet you can, I've got your lap, where are you going to put NSP? I think D should sit on my lap

I'll sit in front of D

Do I need to leave my boxers on?

Why would you do a daft thing like that?

I don’t want to take Posh’s eye out!

Maybe she wants you too

You will have to take em off me then Sparkles

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

that’s that sorted!

Afternoon you, you been watching from the corner again?

Come sit in the gutter while Fiddles flirts with your wife....

Sacked again.

Not at all, plenty of room for everyone. I'm capable of multitasking

And where she goes..... I'm usually waiting

Let's see if I can multitask

I bet you can, I've got your lap, where are you going to put NSP? I think D should sit on my lap

I'll sit in front of D

Do I need to leave my boxers on?

Why would you do a daft thing like that?

I don’t want to take Posh’s eye out!

Maybe she wants you too

Maybe she will just open her mouth

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

that’s that sorted!

Afternoon you, you been watching from the corner again?

Come sit in the gutter while Fiddles flirts with your wife....

Sacked again.

Not at all, plenty of room for everyone. I'm capable of multitasking

And where she goes..... I'm usually waiting

Let's see if I can multitask

I bet you can, I've got your lap, where are you going to put NSP? I think D should sit on my lap

I'll sit in front of D

Do I need to leave my boxers on?

Why would you do a daft thing like that?

I don’t want to take Posh’s eye out!

Maybe she wants you too

You will have to take em off me then Sparkles

D."

Too late. Ripped them

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

that’s that sorted!

Afternoon you, you been watching from the corner again?

Come sit in the gutter while Fiddles flirts with your wife....

Sacked again.

Not at all, plenty of room for everyone. I'm capable of multitasking

And where she goes..... I'm usually waiting

Let's see if I can multitask

I bet you can, I've got your lap, where are you going to put NSP? I think D should sit on my lap

I'll sit in front of D

Do I need to leave my boxers on?

Why would you do a daft thing like that?

I don’t want to take Posh’s eye out!

Maybe she wants you too

You will have to take em off me then Sparkles

D."

And quick! Posh is gunna rip em!

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

I never flirt

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oooh hi Jo

Hi beautiful.

I'm going to get all confused now!

Jo.Xx

Never make things easy, me....

I don't mind a bit of a challenge.

Jo.Xx

Would you mind just laying back whilst I massaged every inch of your naked body please. The challenge is not to feel wonderfully warm and relaxed.

I wouldn't mind one bit Fiddles.

Give it all you've got!

Jo.Xx

What, everything.

Well you do have other sexy ladies waiting for your smooth touch Fiddles so best save some for them.

Jo.Xx

Perhaps you could help me with them.

Now we are talking Fiddles. I'm all about giving pleasure and the tease!

Let me warm my hands...

Jo.Xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’ll just sit in the corner over here and take notes maybe I can pick up a few tips on this flirting you speak of

Get in the damn gutter and wait, there will be a lady along to take a seat on you shortly

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I never flirt

Me and you both

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Can someone please move a little, I'm getting squashed here

Heyup PP!

I didn’t see you under there! Can you breath ok?

D."

Glad you noticed and yes just!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oooh hi Jo

Hi beautiful.

I'm going to get all confused now!

Jo.Xx

Never make things easy, me....

I don't mind a bit of a challenge.

Jo.Xx

Would you mind just laying back whilst I massaged every inch of your naked body please. The challenge is not to feel wonderfully warm and relaxed.

I wouldn't mind one bit Fiddles.

Give it all you've got!

Jo.Xx

What, everything.

Well you do have other sexy ladies waiting for your smooth touch Fiddles so best save some for them.

Jo.Xx

Perhaps you could help me with them.

Now we are talking Fiddles. I'm all about giving pleasure and the tease!

Let me warm my hands...

Jo.Xx "

Keep your hands cold for me, the initial touch of freezing hands

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

that’s that sorted!

Afternoon you, you been watching from the corner again?

Come sit in the gutter while Fiddles flirts with your wife....

Sacked again.

Not at all, plenty of room for everyone. I'm capable of multitasking

And where she goes..... I'm usually waiting

Let's see if I can multitask

I bet you can, I've got your lap, where are you going to put NSP? I think D should sit on my lap

I'll sit in front of D

Do I need to leave my boxers on?

Why would you do a daft thing like that?

I don’t want to take Posh’s eye out!

Maybe she wants you too

Maybe she will just open her mouth

perfect!

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Can someone please move a little, I'm getting squashed here

Am I too heavy? "

No but with everyone one else up there too

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"I’ll just sit in the corner over here and take notes maybe I can pick up a few tips on this flirting you speak of

Get in the damn gutter and wait, there will be a lady along to take a seat on you shortly"

I’ve got permanent residence in the gutter

but I’ll do as you ask and be patient and wait and see who wants to sit on my lap

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"I never flirt

Me and you both

And me three

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

that’s that sorted!

Afternoon you, you been watching from the corner again?

Come sit in the gutter while Fiddles flirts with your wife....

Sacked again.

Not at all, plenty of room for everyone. I'm capable of multitasking

And where she goes..... I'm usually waiting

Let's see if I can multitask

I bet you can, I've got your lap, where are you going to put NSP? I think D should sit on my lap

I'll sit in front of D

Do I need to leave my boxers on?

Why would you do a daft thing like that?

I don’t want to take Posh’s eye out!

Maybe she wants you too

You will have to take em off me then Sparkles

D."

I don't need asking twice

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oh hello here she is. Best get some high level flirting done to distract from that fiendishly handsome D.

I'll distract him

that’s that sorted!

Afternoon you, you been watching from the corner again?

Come sit in the gutter while Fiddles flirts with your wife....

Sacked again.

Not at all, plenty of room for everyone. I'm capable of multitasking

And where she goes..... I'm usually waiting

Let's see if I can multitask

I bet you can, I've got your lap, where are you going to put NSP? I think D should sit on my lap

I'll sit in front of D

Do I need to leave my boxers on?

Why would you do a daft thing like that?

I don’t want to take Posh’s eye out!

Maybe she wants you too

Maybe she will just open her mouth

perfect!

D."

Thought you'd approve....

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I never flirt

Me and you both

And me three

How good are we

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can someone please move a little, I'm getting squashed here

Am I too heavy?

No but with everyone one else up there too

D and I can move to the side.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I never flirt

Me and you both

And me three

How good are we

We are three angels....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I never flirt

Me and you both

And me three

Bring that bum here and I bet I'll get you flirting

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I never flirt

Me and you both

And me three

How good are we

We are three angels....

Just realised I'm talking with my mouth full.... Maybe angel is stretching it...

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"I never flirt

Me and you both

And me three

How good are we

We are three angels....

There were three in the bed and the little one said.....????

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’ll just sit in the corner over here and take notes maybe I can pick up a few tips on this flirting you speak of

Get in the damn gutter and wait, there will be a lady along to take a seat on you shortly

I’ve got permanent residence in the gutter

but I’ll do as you ask and be patient and wait and see who wants to sit on my lap

Bluebell, Busty? Ladies..... We have a spare lap!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can someone please move a little, I'm getting squashed here

Am I too heavy?

No but with everyone one else up there too

Okay, we'll shift them off and I'll concentrate on you for a bit

now where was I....

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"I never flirt

Me and you both

And me three

Bring that bum here and I bet I'll get you flirting

Are you going to bite me

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I never flirt

Me and you both

And me three

How good are we

We are three angels....

There were three in the bed and the little one said.....????

Er..... Oofftt?

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Can someone please move a little, I'm getting squashed here

Am I too heavy?

No but with everyone one else up there too

D and I can move to the side.....

You just watch your eye as we do

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I never flirt

Me and you both

And me three

How good are we

We are three angels....

There were three in the bed and the little one said.....????

Er..... Oofftt? "

Don't stop now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I never flirt

Me and you both

And me three

Bring that bum here and I bet I'll get you flirting

Are you going to bite me

That goes without saying, just choose the place...

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oooh hi Jo

Hi beautiful.

I'm going to get all confused now!

Jo.Xx

Never make things easy, me....

I don't mind a bit of a challenge.

Jo.Xx

Would you mind just laying back whilst I massaged every inch of your naked body please. The challenge is not to feel wonderfully warm and relaxed.

I wouldn't mind one bit Fiddles.

Give it all you've got!

Jo.Xx

What, everything.

Well you do have other sexy ladies waiting for your smooth touch Fiddles so best save some for them.

Jo.Xx

Perhaps you could help me with them.

Now we are talking Fiddles. I'm all about giving pleasure and the tease!

Let me warm my hands...

Jo.Xx

Keep your hands cold for me, the initial touch of freezing hands

Oh hello!

I have just taken them out the freezer after getting the ice out!

Jo.Xx

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"I never flirt

Me and you both

And me three

Bring that bum here and I bet I'll get you flirting

Are you going to bite me

That goes without saying, just choose the place..."

Right on top of any bruises thankyou.....i like the repeating sting

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can someone please move a little, I'm getting squashed here

Am I too heavy?

No but with everyone one else up there too

D and I can move to the side.....

You just watch your eye as we do

D."

If I just pop that back in my mouth as we move my eye will be fine

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I never flirt

Me and you both

And me three

How good are we

We are three angels....

There were three in the bed and the little one said.....????

Er..... Oofftt?

Don't stop now

Ooh never

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"I never flirt

Me and you both

And me three

How good are we

We are three angels....

There were three in the bed and the little one said.....????

Er..... Oofftt?

Don't stop now

I wasn't doing anything, just laying back and giving these two gorgeous creatures somewhere to sit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I never flirt

Me and you both

And me three

How good are we

We are three angels....

There were three in the bed and the little one said.....????

Keep going

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"I never flirt

Me and you both

And me three

How good are we

We are three angels....

There were three in the bed and the little one said.....????

Keep going

I'd have to mumble that as I'd already have a very busy mouthful

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I never flirt

Me and you both

And me three

How good are we

We are three angels....

There were three in the bed and the little one said.....????

Er..... Oofftt?

Don't stop now

I wasn't doing anything, just laying back and giving these two gorgeous creatures somewhere to sit

Can I sit on you? I've got D but my thighs hurt from the squatting

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"I never flirt

Me and you both

And me three

How good are we

We are three angels....

There were three in the bed and the little one said.....????

Er..... Oofftt?

Don't stop now

I wasn't doing anything, just laying back and giving these two gorgeous creatures somewhere to sit

Can I sit on you? I've got D but my thighs hurt from the squatting"

You have no need to ask....find a seat and enjoy

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"I’ll just sit in the corner over here and take notes maybe I can pick up a few tips on this flirting you speak of

Get in the damn gutter and wait, there will be a lady along to take a seat on you shortly

I’ve got permanent residence in the gutter

but I’ll do as you ask and be patient and wait and see who wants to sit on my lap

Bluebell, Busty? Ladies..... We have a spare lap! "

Thanks for trying miss posh

Maybe I’ll just have to help out miss soph with the 3 in the bed

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I never flirt

Me and you both

And me three

How good are we

We are three angels....

There were three in the bed and the little one said.....????

Er..... Oofftt?

Don't stop now

I wasn't doing anything, just laying back and giving these two gorgeous creatures somewhere to sit

Can I sit on you? I've got D but my thighs hurt from the squatting

You have no need to ask....find a seat and enjoy

Oh I've no doubt I will

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By *hav02Man over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Flirt? Na, it's just my aftershave

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’ll just sit in the corner over here and take notes maybe I can pick up a few tips on this flirting you speak of

Get in the damn gutter and wait, there will be a lady along to take a seat on you shortly

I’ve got permanent residence in the gutter

but I’ll do as you ask and be patient and wait and see who wants to sit on my lap

Bluebell, Busty? Ladies..... We have a spare lap!

Thanks for trying miss posh

Maybe I’ll just have to help out miss soph with the 3 in the bed

Good thinking.....

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I never flirt

Me and you both

And me three

How good are we

We are three angels....

There were three in the bed and the little one said.....????

Er..... Oofftt?

Don't stop now

I wasn't doing anything, just laying back and giving these two gorgeous creatures somewhere to sit

Can I sit on you? I've got D but my thighs hurt from the squatting

You have no need to ask....find a seat and enjoy

Oh I've no doubt I will

Where can I sit

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"I’ll just sit in the corner over here and take notes maybe I can pick up a few tips on this flirting you speak of

Get in the damn gutter and wait, there will be a lady along to take a seat on you shortly

I’ve got permanent residence in the gutter

but I’ll do as you ask and be patient and wait and see who wants to sit on my lap

Bluebell, Busty? Ladies..... We have a spare lap!

Thanks for trying miss posh

Maybe I’ll just have to help out miss soph with the 3 in the bed

Good thinking.....

I have my moments...maybe I should slip out of the suit first

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"I never flirt

Me and you both

And me three

How good are we

We are three angels....

There were three in the bed and the little one said.....????

Er..... Oofftt?

Don't stop now

I wasn't doing anything, just laying back and giving these two gorgeous creatures somewhere to sit

Can I sit on you? I've got D but my thighs hurt from the squatting

You have no need to ask....find a seat and enjoy

Oh I've no doubt I will

Where can I sit

*waves*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I never flirt

Me and you both

And me three

Bring that bum here and I bet I'll get you flirting

Are you going to bite me

That goes without saying, just choose the place...

Right on top of any bruises thankyou.....i like the repeating sting

Okay, I'll go looking for the bruises, sure they won't be hard to find

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I never flirt

Me and you both

And me three

How good are we

We are three angels....

There were three in the bed and the little one said.....????

Er..... Oofftt?

Don't stop now

I wasn't doing anything, just laying back and giving these two gorgeous creatures somewhere to sit

Can I sit on you? I've got D but my thighs hurt from the squatting

You have no need to ask....find a seat and enjoy

Oh I've no doubt I will

Where can I sit

*waves*

Hello you

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"I never flirt

Me and you both

And me three

How good are we

We are three angels....

There were three in the bed and the little one said.....????

Er..... Oofftt?

Don't stop now

I wasn't doing anything, just laying back and giving these two gorgeous creatures somewhere to sit

Can I sit on you? I've got D but my thighs hurt from the squatting

You have no need to ask....find a seat and enjoy

Oh I've no doubt I will

Where can I sit

Sit next to Posh!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"I never flirt

Me and you both

And me three

How good are we

We are three angels....

There were three in the bed and the little one said.....????

Er..... Oofftt?

Don't stop now

I wasn't doing anything, just laying back and giving these two gorgeous creatures somewhere to sit

Can I sit on you? I've got D but my thighs hurt from the squatting

You have no need to ask....find a seat and enjoy

Oh I've no doubt I will

Where can I sit

Anywhere you like thats free

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"I never flirt

Me and you both

And me three

How good are we

We are three angels....

There were three in the bed and the little one said.....????

Er..... Oofftt?

Don't stop now

I wasn't doing anything, just laying back and giving these two gorgeous creatures somewhere to sit

Can I sit on you? I've got D but my thighs hurt from the squatting

You have no need to ask....find a seat and enjoy

Oh I've no doubt I will

Where can I sit

*waves*

Hello you

Long no speak miss belle

you are looking as gorgeous as ever

My lap is at your disposal

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Fiddles, Would you mind if I sit on your lap and flirt with you a little?

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’ll just sit in the corner over here and take notes maybe I can pick up a few tips on this flirting you speak of

Get in the damn gutter and wait, there will be a lady along to take a seat on you shortly

I’ve got permanent residence in the gutter

but I’ll do as you ask and be patient and wait and see who wants to sit on my lap

Bluebell, Busty? Ladies..... We have a spare lap!

Thanks for trying miss posh

Maybe I’ll just have to help out miss soph with the 3 in the bed

Good thinking.....

I have my moments...maybe I should slip out of the suit first

Sensible. D had pants on and I ruined them

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

This is my kinda thread, I am the forum flirt runner up after all

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I never flirt

Me and you both

And me three

How good are we

We are three angels....

There were three in the bed and the little one said.....????

Er..... Oofftt?

Don't stop now

I wasn't doing anything, just laying back and giving these two gorgeous creatures somewhere to sit

Can I sit on you? I've got D but my thighs hurt from the squatting

You have no need to ask....find a seat and enjoy

Oh I've no doubt I will

Where can I sit

Sit next to Posh!

D."

Belle should ALWAYS sit next to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fiddles, Would you mind if I sit on your lap and flirt with you a little?

Would love to have you sit on mine Lorraine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Afternoon Fiddles and flirters.

Jo.Xx

Oooh hi Jo

Hi beautiful.

I'm going to get all confused now!

Jo.Xx

Never make things easy, me....

I don't mind a bit of a challenge.

Jo.Xx

Would you mind just laying back whilst I massaged every inch of your naked body please. The challenge is not to feel wonderfully warm and relaxed.

I wouldn't mind one bit Fiddles.

Give it all you've got!

Jo.Xx

What, everything.

Well you do have other sexy ladies waiting for your smooth touch Fiddles so best save some for them.

Jo.Xx

Perhaps you could help me with them.

Now we are talking Fiddles. I'm all about giving pleasure and the tease!

Let me warm my hands...

Jo.Xx

Keep your hands cold for me, the initial touch of freezing hands

Oh hello!

I have just taken them out the freezer after getting the ice out!

Jo.Xx "

Bring some ice cubes we can use them to play

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Fiddles, Would you mind if I sit on your lap and flirt with you a little?

I’d insist on it. X

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By *umalotagainMan over a year ago

a town called malice

You can’t beat a bit of a flirt, cheeky and harmless mostly but flirting all the same

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

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By *abasaurus RexMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Ahhhhh flirtatious sausages

Why can’t they just leave them alone? All this flirting with having extra things in them. What’s wrong with a good solid bit of pork?

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