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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
Welcome back my friends
To the show that never ends
We’re glad you could attend
Come inside, come inside
It’s that time again - time to unload (rants) so that your weekend is less burdened.
Large or small they are welcome. If you don’t have a rant then it’s easy enough to find another thread 
Don’t moan about not getting replies or preferences and we’ll get along fine
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Go! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where to begin... "
Quite. I suppose it's the sheer amount of meetings I have to attend.
How about, less meetings more work? No wonder nothing ever gets done! |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Where to begin...
Quite. I suppose it's the sheer amount of meetings I have to attend.
How about, less meetings more work? No wonder nothing ever gets done!"
Meetings to decide on meetings
Meetings to discuss the last meeting
Meetings to provide an update that could quite happily be a single line email
All the perils of this working from home situation we are in
Block out your calendar with appointments you make for yourself so no one else can book those slots
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chickens. Everywhere on this forum. Whichever thread I look at it's always chickens.
Clucking, scratching, pecking and looking at you funny. Everyone's obsessed.
It's unnerving   |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Chickens. Everywhere on this forum. Whichever thread I look at it's always chickens.
Clucking, scratching, pecking and looking at you funny. Everyone's obsessed.
It's unnerving "
Nurse, get the pills. He’s escaped again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chickens. Everywhere on this forum. Whichever thread I look at it's always chickens.
Clucking, scratching, pecking and looking at you funny. Everyone's obsessed.
It's unnerving
Nurse, get the pills. He’s escaped again "
The chicken? Where? Is it near me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where to begin...
Quite. I suppose it's the sheer amount of meetings I have to attend.
How about, less meetings more work? No wonder nothing ever gets done!
Meetings to decide on meetings
Meetings to discuss the last meeting
Meetings to provide an update that could quite happily be a single line email
All the perils of this working from home situation we are in
Block out your calendar with appointments you make for yourself so no one else can book those slots
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Ah yes, the meeting that isn't a meeting meeting lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chickens. Everywhere on this forum. Whichever thread I look at it's always chickens.
Clucking, scratching, pecking and looking at you funny. Everyone's obsessed.
It's unnerving
Nurse, get the pills. He’s escaped again
The chicken? Where? Is it near me? "
Leave my chickens alone   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mentioned chickens ONE TIME (technically twice but hey ho) on the forums and look what happens.... 
Chicken isn't cake though.
Doing cakes today
Im in the car and on my way.  "
Fight the puppy lol good luck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mentioned chickens ONE TIME (technically twice but hey ho) on the forums and look what happens....
Chicken isn't cake though.
Doing cakes today
Im in the car and on my way.
Fight the puppy lol good luck "
Is that a Public Enemy remix? |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I mentioned chickens ONE TIME (technically twice but hey ho) on the forums and look what happens....
Chicken isn't cake though.
Doing cakes today
Im in the car and on my way.
Fight the puppy lol good luck "
Awwww. Hes a little cutie. OK - maybe not so little..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mentioned chickens ONE TIME (technically twice but hey ho) on the forums and look what happens....
Chicken isn't cake though.
Doing cakes today
Im in the car and on my way.
Fight the puppy lol good luck
Is that a Public Enemy remix? "
No it’s a 70kg giant breed mastiff lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Back to the rants
Snowflakes
Fun sponges
Why boat parts are all a million quid
Lack of single female bi women
Price of fillet steak
Peers Morgan
You forgot prawn sandwiches. "
No prawns !!!!!!!! |
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By *kiolo1Couple
over a year ago
Whitland |
At work surrounded by plastic screens, with customers trying to speak to me with masks, and I can't hear out of my left ear. Result is I nod and say mmmhmmm a lot having no idea what they've said. It may be time to learn sign language. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"At work surrounded by plastic screens, with customers trying to speak to me with masks, and I can't hear out of my left ear. Result is I nod and say mmmhmmm a lot having no idea what they've said. It may be time to learn sign language. "
Put your nipple on the screen -dare you |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Back to the rants
Snowflakes
Fun sponges
Why boat parts are all a million quid
Lack of single female bi women
Price of fillet steak
Peers Morgan
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Snowflakes make snow and it’s summer so there won’t be any about - odd rant
Fun sponges - lots of those about
Boat parts? Really?
Other steaks are available
Piers Morgan = bellwhacker
On balance though Denied |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"At work surrounded by plastic screens, with customers trying to speak to me with masks, and I can't hear out of my left ear. Result is I nod and say mmmhmmm a lot having no idea what they've said. It may be time to learn sign language. "
Oh that must be quite restrictive - I’d find that very frustrating
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Back to the rants
Snowflakes
Fun sponges
Why boat parts are all a million quid
Lack of single female bi women
Price of fillet steak
Peers Morgan
Snowflakes make snow and it’s summer so there won’t be any about - odd rant
Fun sponges - lots of those about
Boat parts? Really?
Other steaks are available
Piers Morgan = bellwhacker
On balance though Denied "
Denied ffin denied pffffft fanny |
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By *kiolo1Couple
over a year ago
Whitland |
"At work surrounded by plastic screens, with customers trying to speak to me with masks, and I can't hear out of my left ear. Result is I nod and say mmmhmmm a lot having no idea what they've said. It may be time to learn sign language.
Oh that must be quite restrictive - I’d find that very frustrating
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Thank you  |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Morning OP,
I'm want to rant about stupid people and the fact that it's illegal to break someone's arm off and batter them over the head with it  "
But what if someone deemed you a stupid person and broke your arm off etc? |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"People who change lanes and don’t indicate while driving should be pulled out of the car and beaten to death ... but apparently it’s illegal.... rant over "
And if, one time, you forget to indicate?
Going to have to Denied unfortunately |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who change lanes and don’t indicate while driving should be pulled out of the car and beaten to death ... but apparently it’s illegal.... rant over "
See, I'm not the only one that wants to batter stupid people |
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"People who change lanes and don’t indicate while driving should be pulled out of the car and beaten to death ... but apparently it’s illegal.... rant over
And if, one time, you forget to indicate?
Going to have to Denied unfortunately "
I’ll pull myself out and beat to almost death .. sounds more BDSM than anything else |
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"People who change lanes and don’t indicate while driving should be pulled out of the car and beaten to death ... but apparently it’s illegal.... rant over
See, I'm not the only one that wants to batter stupid people "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who change lanes and don’t indicate while driving should be pulled out of the car and beaten to death ... but apparently it’s illegal.... rant over
See, I'm not the only one that wants to batter stupid people
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"People who change lanes and don’t indicate while driving should be pulled out of the car and beaten to death ... but apparently it’s illegal.... rant over
See, I'm not the only one that wants to batter stupid people "
(Hides behind the sofa) |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"People who change lanes and don’t indicate while driving should be pulled out of the car and beaten to death ... but apparently it’s illegal.... rant over
See, I'm not the only one that wants to batter stupid people
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Flirting threads are elsewhere TVM |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who change lanes and don’t indicate while driving should be pulled out of the car and beaten to death ... but apparently it’s illegal.... rant over
See, I'm not the only one that wants to batter stupid people
Flirting threads are elsewhere TVM"
Sorry OP |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People that put on Fbook ‘what time does Sainsburys open’ ???? Or any other establishment ! Fucking google it love , it would have taken the same time as writing your stupid post grrrrrr! |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"People that put on Fbook ‘what time does Sainsburys open’ ???? Or any other establishment ! Fucking google it love , it would have taken the same time as writing your stupid post grrrrrr! "
Always gets my goat too
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
Nice to see you guys back have missed you
My rant is the way my daughter is treated by local shop when she's trying to look after me tryed to ban her she told them you can't catch cancer so now once a week she goes 3 miles to get stuff |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nice to see you guys back have missed you
My rant is the way my daughter is treated by local shop when she's trying to look after me tryed to ban her she told them you can't catch cancer so now once a week she goes 3 miles to get stuff "
I'm sorry to hear that and also the fact that you are unwell. Sending you a hug x |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Nice to see you guys back have missed you
My rant is the way my daughter is treated by local shop when she's trying to look after me tryed to ban her she told them you can't catch cancer so now once a week she goes 3 miles to get stuff "
That is horrific - I can’t believe anyone would treat someone that way. It’s awful.
Approved all the way and fingers crossed that you recover really quickly |
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Hello you two. Its nice to see you both. 
I have no rants today, just thanks.
Thankful for my family, friends. And thankful to wake up every day so I can try to be a better me.
Sending love and positivity to anyone who needs it.  
Jo.Xx |
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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago
A little village |
I’m so sick of Covid. I started a new job 2 weeks before lockdown (NHS) and I haven’t actually been able to do the job I was employed to do because of the situation. The team is a mess and people are off sick. I feel like crying most days when I have to go there. This is less of an angry rant and more of a “I feel like I could burst into tears any minute” rant...  |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Hello you two. Its nice to see you both.
I have no rants today, just thanks.
Thankful for my family, friends. And thankful to wake up every day so I can try to be a better me.
Sending love and positivity to anyone who needs it.
Jo.Xx "
Positivity is always good. On other threads
Maybe a Thankful Thursday thread might also be a good thing |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I’m so sick of Covid. I started a new job 2 weeks before lockdown (NHS) and I haven’t actually been able to do the job I was employed to do because of the situation. The team is a mess and people are off sick. I feel like crying most days when I have to go there. This is less of an angry rant and more of a “I feel like I could burst into tears any minute” rant... "
It doesn’t have to be an angry rant to be valid
I can only imagine how hard it has been but I can sympathise with wanting it to be over
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"Hello you two. Its nice to see you both.
I have no rants today, just thanks.
Thankful for my family, friends. And thankful to wake up every day so I can try to be a better me.
Sending love and positivity to anyone who needs it.
Jo.Xx
Positivity is always good. On other threads
Maybe a Thankful Thursday thread might also be a good thing "
Jo.Xx |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
"Morning OP,
I'm want to rant about stupid people and the fact that it's illegal to break someone's arm off and batter them over the head with it "
Are you positive it's illegal? I best ring my lawyer. Incidentally, is it OK to jab someone repeatedly in the eye socket with a biro? Asking for a friend. |
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By *oozleMan
over a year ago
high wycombe |
"Where to begin...
Quite. I suppose it's the sheer amount of meetings I have to attend.
How about, less meetings more work? No wonder nothing ever gets done!"
Have to agree there, conference calls and meetings take too much time up, when real work can be done! |
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I hate that people want me to do jobs for them on the cheap all the time.... i didnt work my ass of to learn my trade on next to no money just to do a job and save you money all the time.... rant over |
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