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over a year ago
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"Not exactly every age no  lol ok then any one of the right age can do it can't they ?but when do you become to old to do it ? "
Oh nooooooooooo never too old  |
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over a year ago
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"Not exactly every age no lol ok then any one of the right age can do it can't they ?but when do you become to old to do it ?
Oh nooooooooooo never too old
well according to my son and daughter i'm well past it and shouldn't even be thinking about it  "
Kids always think they're parents are too old for anything wotever their age  |
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"I think if YOU are still up for it and can deliver - then it doesnt matter what your age is does it 
Keep going as long as poss - you is a long time dead!!!"
Here here Fancy a shag lol  |
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"Not exactly every age no lol ok then any one of the right age can do it can't they ?but when do you become to old to do it ?
Oh nooooooooooo never too old
well according to my son and daughter i'm well past it and shouldn't even be thinking about it "
My daughter says exactly the same thing to me
My friend used to work in an old folks home and one day they couldn't find one of the old ladies, they searched everywhere, the grounds, nearby streets etc.. eventually they found her in bed with one of the old chaps, they were both 85!! Good on em I say! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not exactly every age no lol ok then any one of the right age can do it can't they ?but when do you become to old to do it ?
Oh nooooooooooo never too old
well according to my son and daughter i'm well past it and shouldn't even be thinking about it
My daughter says exactly the same thing to me
My friend used to work in an old folks home and one day they couldn't find one of the old ladies, they searched everywhere, the grounds, nearby streets etc.. eventually they found her in bed with one of the old chaps, they were both 85!! Good on em I say! "
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By *ouvak OP Man
over a year ago
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"Not exactly every age no lol ok then any one of the right age can do it can't they ?but when do you become to old to do it ?
Oh nooooooooooo never too old
well according to my son and daughter i'm well past it and shouldn't even be thinking about it
My daughter says exactly the same thing to me
My friend used to work in an old folks home and one day they couldn't find one of the old ladies, they searched everywhere, the grounds, nearby streets etc.. eventually they found her in bed with one of the old chaps, they were both 85!! Good on em I say! "
go go granny go ,,,, super gran !!!!!!  |
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"Not exactly every age no lol ok then any one of the right age can do it can't they ?but when do you become to old to do it ?
Oh nooooooooooo never too old
well according to my son and daughter i'm well past it and shouldn't even be thinking about it
My daughter says exactly the same thing to me
My friend used to work in an old folks home and one day they couldn't find one of the old ladies, they searched everywhere, the grounds, nearby streets etc.. eventually they found her in bed with one of the old chaps, they were both 85!! Good on em I say! "
Fantastic! Good on 'em - yes - keep going! |
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Im too old according to my eldest daughter  Im only 30!!
She saw me in one of my corsets and told me it was illegal (WTF) and I was never to go anywhere that people could see me with that much flesh on display - not even allowed to wear them in the house  according to her its just wrong!!
She says NO parents are ever allowed to have sex and couldnt give me a good reason even when I pointed out that if I stopped when I had her she would not have her little sister she said "good you should have stopped" ffs I was just sort of 19 when I had her!!
Now I have become the annoying mum who says sex sex sex at every oppertunity really miffs her  and take great delight at snogging the face of hubby when she is stood at the kitchen door moaning about being starving!!
Shona
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"Im too old according to my eldest daughter Im only 30!!
She saw me in one of my corsets and told me it was illegal (WTF) and I was never to go anywhere that people could see me with that much flesh on display - not even allowed to wear them in the house according to her its just wrong!!
She says NO parents are ever allowed to have sex and couldnt give me a good reason even when I pointed out that if I stopped when I had her she would not have her little sister she said "good you should have stopped" ffs I was just sort of 19 when I had her!!
Now I have become the annoying mum who says sex sex sex at every oppertunity really miffs her and take great delight at snogging the face of hubby when she is stood at the kitchen door moaning about being starving!!
Shona
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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Our daughter is convinced we are to old to have sex let alone swing - she really doesn't know if she should beleive me or not when I tell her what we've been up to. K says I shouldn't wind her up but I can't helpo it - its what us old farts who are to old for sex do pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Its great to wind em up isn't it? "
The best one I got her with was when she was 10 and I was collecting both my kids from school.
Apparently the worst insult to kids at primary school is calling them gay . . . so she was acting all big in front of her mates saying I was gay to anything I asked her to do.
So I said in a nice loud voice for all her mates to hear "dont tell everyone its supposed to be a secret" she promptly shut up and stopped saying it!!
Shona
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