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"Duck from Sarah & Duck. Just for the surreality  "
I know have the title song in my head. Thanks.
But along those lines, I’d like to meet flop from bing to find out how he stays to blooming chill when bing destroys the house! |
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"Duck from Sarah & Duck. Just for the surreality
I know have the title song in my head. Thanks.
But along those lines, I’d like to meet flop from bing to find out how he stays to blooming chill when bing destroys the house!"
QUACK! |
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By *eliWoman
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"Dr Strange. My all time fav comic character
 Now I have to think of someone else.
You can always join us  "
Okay. So I'm going with Dr Strange and Incandescent who is so fiercely beautiful you'd think she was a fictional muse. |
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"Jesus H Christ 
I read his book.
Seen the movie 
What's the "H" in Jesus H ? "
WHIPS & FURS: MY LIFE AS A BON-VIVANT, GAMBLER & LOVE RAT BY JESUS H. CHRIST edited and introduced by Stewart Home
Attack Books/Creation Press, London 2000. ISBN 1 84068 035 0.
A detourned 'historical' novel with the structure based on the faked fifth volume of My Life and Loves by Frank Harris. The content is lifted and adapted to the required historical setting from two out-of-copyright sources: An African Millionaire by Grant Allen and The Lustful Turk by Anonymous. Just as Alex Trocchi - who faked the final volume of My Life and Loves - satirised Frank Harris in his text, so I've used this work to burlesque Anonymous in particular (whose squib The Lustful Turk really stinks). Whips & Furs is currently out of print. Here, anyway, is the introduction:
Introduction
I dunno, maybe it was the many months I'd spent seeking mystic inspiration from the bottom of bottles of finest Springbank single malt whisky; or perhaps it was Kelly who lived next door (with, I might add, a menagerie of pet ferrets), who kept offering to jerk me off. Each time I accepted the offer of a sultry hand job, Kelly would run away after half completing the sexual favour, causing me to fall flat on my face when I jumped up and tried to give chase. I'm useless at running with my trousers around my ankles. Regardless, I knew the repeated concussions I'd suffered had aided my quest for the truth about the historical Jesus. Thus it was that I came round one night convinced that Jesus had written an autobiography which I'd find on the Internet |
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