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Status updates - what winds you up
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ones where someone is having a whinge about other people / sly digs / general moaning.. This isn't Facebook hun. No one is going to 'PM you to talk about it'.. air your grievance elsewhere because its not for fab is it   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whoop whoop
Nom nom nom
Role (sic) something or other
Say hi if you’re going
Anything with hot tub in the narrative
Can’t wait
The list is endless but that said I am easily annoyed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This place is shite
So you click on they profile noting write and one or 2 pics normal a small dick maybe a pick in boxers thats it
And I just think yip honey no wonder this place is shit for you with a profile like that and pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"" I'm so bored"
Mostly posted by young men
I find it extremely sad on lots of levels
This - I believe only boring people get bored  "
I think lockdown changed this!
Someone like me who is usually always busy, always got something to look forward to or out and about somewhere, got very bored during lockdown |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hard and horny, need a hot pussy, who's free?
Be honest guys, have any women actually ever responded to this? Or is it, as I suspect, just "Fab straight" men that reply? "
 ....this! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"" I'm so bored"
Mostly posted by young men
I find it extremely sad on lots of levels
This - I believe only boring people get bored "
The society we live in, to some degree, expects you to be doing something all the time. And not just anything but something meaningful and useful.
You have to learn to embrace the boredom then it stops being boredom and just time to yourself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"" I'm so bored"
Mostly posted by young men
I find it extremely sad on lots of levels
This - I believe only boring people get bored "
Intelligent people do not get bored  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"" I'm so bored"
Mostly posted by young men
I find it extremely sad on lots of levels
This - I believe only boring people get bored
Intelligent people do not get bored "
Scientifically proven the other way round as we need more to keep us stimulated  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"" I'm so bored"
Mostly posted by young men
I find it extremely sad on lots of levels
This - I believe only boring people get bored
Intelligent people do not get bored
Scientifically proven the other way round as we need more to keep us stimulated "
I like the way you used we |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"" I'm so bored"
Mostly posted by young men
I find it extremely sad on lots of levels
This - I believe only boring people get bored
Intelligent people do not get bored
Scientifically proven the other way round as we need more to keep us stimulated "
I would say it's inconclusive. If you are constantly seeking something new then boredom will set in (extroverts, thrill seekers).
More introverted people may get less bored because they are okay with sitting with their thoughts.
I rarely get bored in my own company but I do get bored with people. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have been captured and am trapped in a sealed box. Oxygen levels running low. Can hear two male voices. Possibly Eastern European or Arabic. Support required ASAP. "
Stop doing stuff to conserve oxygen |
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Am leaving as not what it used to be
Who wants to but me a site supporter as it's running out?
Who wants to spoil me from my wishlist?
Buy my onlyfans (or similar)
Must have a pic, no pics of (insert here type they don't like), must be a site supporter, must have verifications, mustn't be a silhouette (yet they have none of what they're asking for lol )
Just to name a few lol |
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Sunday to Thursday I work till 2am, so if I’m browsing the site at finishing time you see the following;
Fed up of this site.
They’re all fake these women on here.
Anyone up (generally missing the ?)
420 or looking for ....to enhance their performance.
I’m in (postcode) need to unload into a hot mouth, pussy, ass etc...
I’m leaving.
Who’s up (nope still no ? at the end of the sentence)
It’s shite this site (at least that one rhymes)
Then I get messages, asking if I’m meeting or dressed or cam fun ....
Then I go to sleep.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh no site supporter is running out, is anyone kind enough to gift me it?" - It's £5 :-/
ALL CAPS STATUSES
"Would you buy my underwear, just curious" - Very blatantly selling underwear.
Statuses advertising premium snapchat.
Statuses asking for drugs.
Constant complaints about fab. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone know of [insert tradesperson] they can recommend.
Code for I want a job doing and I cannot pay but in kind!"
Have to admit I'm guilty of a status or two like this but I've done it as it's been an emergency and I don't have oodles of cash for extortionate call out charges but I have always paid for work in hard cash and then an added bonus of a blow job if there was a spark to do so.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone know of [insert tradesperson] they can recommend.
Code for I want a job doing and I cannot pay but in kind!
Have to admit I'm guilty of a status or two like this but I've done it as it's been an emergency and I don't have oodles of cash for extortionate call out charges but I have always paid for work in hard cash and then an added bonus of a blow job if there was a spark to do so. "
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“Oh my site supporters pass has run out, probably leave the site unless someone will be nice enough to buy one for me!”
Or anything else financially beggy. I recently messaged an 18 year old supposedly “girl” and said “You’re still only a kid, go ask your dad!” |
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"“Oh my site supporters pass has run out, probably leave the site unless someone will be nice enough to buy one for me!”
Or anything else financially beggy. I recently messaged an 18 year old supposedly “girl” and said “You’re still only a kid, go ask your dad!” "
Isn’t it odd how they’re all athletic and submissive? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"" I'm so bored"
Mostly posted by young men
I find it extremely sad on lots of levels
This - I believe only boring people get bored
I think lockdown changed this!
Someone like me who is usually always busy, always got something to look forward to or out and about somewhere, got very bored during lockdown"
We were lucky enough not to have time to be bored. Both worked full time throughout and got lots of jobs done in the house and garden that we usually don't find the time to do |
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"You know who you are "
this
And the ones were people cryptically write a thank you to their latest conquests...ie "thanks for last night...you know who you are" and "roll on the weekend, cant wait to get my hands on you!" we get it....its a swing site! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cryptic ones where someone’s obviously having a dig at someone. It’s getting more and more like Facebook. PM me Hun. "
The non cryptic would get them a ban obviously;-) |
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they don't wind me up as such, some have me or cringing
What does vex me somewhat is if one of the status writers then contacts me.
Example
Status: need my balls draining who's up for the job?
And then I receive a message from blue balled owner wanting to know if I'm free.
*sigh*
Sometimes my left eyebrow heads skyward, my head doth tilt and the words "cheeeeeeeky cunt" enter my head in a really high pitched squeak.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mostly single guys with the old ‘fab is shite... I’m leaving’ or ‘same old fab don’t know why I bother coming on’. Doesn’t annoy as much as makes me think |
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"Status updates that are really covertly seeking attention... things like:
Can't believe that happened
That's really pissed me off
Etc..."
Yeap....its like 'vague booking' on facebook "checks into the local hospital" an no explanation |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Status updates that are really covertly seeking attention... things like:
Can't believe that happened
That's really pissed me off
Etc...
Yeap....its like 'vague booking' on facebook "checks into the local hospital" an no explanation "
Exactly this! |
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That status that every woman has up every day or night
“Send me a WANNA FUCK message at 2am when you’re 20 mile away Because I have nothing better to do and I’ll drop everything I did have planned ...flooded with dick pictures but whatever you do I DONT WANNA SEE YOUR FACE. It’s only your cock I’m interested in”
Come on girls us men ain’t just pieces of meat we like to converse and cuddle you know ......a connection??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the mood im in all of the above!
Mainly the "I need to empty my balls inside a pussy"
"Heavy cummer wants to offload in your mouth"
No thanks ta-ra  "
Uuggfhhh nasssty |
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Drama llamas who post their every thought - and you’ve no idea what it means or who it’s aimed at! I suspect a lot of users take umbridge thinking it may be them. It’s a great way to lose friends! |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
"Something nauseatingly inspirational:
'Look to the stars. They sparkle.' "
You should see my ex's gaff. Instructions on how to feel/behave on every wall/cushion/mug/coaster/duvet/pillow/candle.
*boke* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Something nauseatingly inspirational:
'Look to the stars. They sparkle.'
You should see my ex's gaff. Instructions on how to feel/behave on every wall/cushion/mug/coaster/duvet/pillow/candle.
*boke*"
Actually I might change mine to that later |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Site supporter subscription is running out. Sad smiley
I have xxx messages in my inbox. Please be patient guys.
Plz don't b boring"
Usually people who say don't be boring are pretty boring themselves. |
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Cryptic ones or the mega negative ones or the "me so horny" ones come on flower this not a 1980's Vietnam war film
What winds me up more is really old photos and bio's that don't reflect what the person or couples are looking for
Don't have any issue what so ever if the bio says don't do old/fat/smelly people at least they've said what they want/don't want
I mean if I want to spend time investigating I'll join Derbyshire CSI team !
Also please please please spend more than 10 seconds on your photos as I spend more time looking at the decor than the person in some and half the time I feel like that Lawrence fella off changing rooms thinking "well I wouldn't have put that lamp with those colours
Ray |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I see them more of a sign hung on the front gate, giving you perhaps an insight into what the person is like beyond the gate(so to speak), so rather than let them wind me up, I think they can be used to ones advantage, just my opinion  |
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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"I see them more of a sign hung on the front gate, giving you perhaps an insight into what the person is like beyond the gate(so to speak), so rather than let them wind me up, I think they can be used to ones advantage, just my opinion "
Man looking for women is terrible ! Has he checked under the mulberry bush! |
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"I see them more of a sign hung on the front gate, giving you perhaps an insight into what the person is like beyond the gate(so to speak), so rather than let them wind me up, I think they can be used to ones advantage, just my opinion "
That’s actually a very good way of looking at it! |
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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"I see them more of a sign hung on the front gate, giving you perhaps an insight into what the person is like beyond the gate(so to speak), so rather than let them wind me up, I think they can be used to ones advantage, just my opinion
That’s actually a very good way of looking at it! "
Sign on front gate saying ‘heavy cummer’ lol |
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"I see them more of a sign hung on the front gate, giving you perhaps an insight into what the person is like beyond the gate(so to speak), so rather than let them wind me up, I think they can be used to ones advantage, just my opinion
That’s actually a very good way of looking at it!
Sign on front gate saying ‘heavy cummer’ lol"
Reply with ...” are we talking pint or shot glass” |
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"I dislike the one's that say,
"I hate it when mother nature calls"
Really don't want to know that but thanks anyway, "
But it helps because you know you don't want to meet them that week. So really they're doing you a favour with their honesty |
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"I dislike the one's that say,
"I hate it when mother nature calls"
Really don't want to know that but thanks anyway,
But it helps because you know you don't want to meet them that week. So really they're doing you a favour with their honesty "
Or why can't they say just messaging this week not meeting, much better, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ones where someone is having a whinge about other people / sly digs / general moaning.. This isn't Facebook hun. No one is going to 'PM you to talk about it'.. air your grievance elsewhere because its not for fab is it "
I had one of those sorts of status'about me... Apparently messaging briefly over two days constituted as endless messaging and that's not what he was here for. |
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"I dislike the one's that say,
"I hate it when mother nature calls"
Really don't want to know that but thanks anyway,
But it helps because you know you don't want to meet them that week. So really they're doing you a favour with their honesty
Or why can't they say just messaging this week not meeting, much better, "
But they may still be meeting but not announcing it in case people look down their noses at them, find them disgusting or some kind of sub-human because their bodies are doing something completely natural.
There's plenty into period play. |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
Doesn’t wind me up as such but my updates are mostly men just being gossipy. Like what pub they are in. Their balls are full and who is going to suck them? Their wife is out, they’ve gone to work etc etc.
And not one of them has a cock pic.
If you’re going to intrigue me then at least show me a cock pic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Doesn’t wind me up as such but my updates are mostly men just being gossipy. Like what pub they are in. Their balls are full and who is going to suck them? Their wife is out, they’ve gone to work etc etc.
And not one of them has a cock pic.
If you’re going to intrigue me then at least show me a cock pic."
Perhaps you should let the men know which pub to go to and they can have a good gossip and sort themselves out |
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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"I dislike the one's that say,
"I hate it when mother nature calls"
Really don't want to know that but thanks anyway, "
I dislike this too! IMO periods are a private part of a woman’s life! TMI is the term for it.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fabbers
What status updates wind you up?
For me it’s ‘man looking for women’.
I see red when I read it.
Be nice please.
Bhubaysi "
Definitely the ‘I’m bored’ and ‘why won’t you women talk to me?’ With blank profiles so nothing to go on to even start a conversation with |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have no one on my looking for so I get no local status updates at all! A few of my hotlist keep me entertained with pictures and so their words would never annoy me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Need to blow my load in a mouth"
"Need to dump my cum in someone"
"In (such a such hotel) who is coming over now"
Need my balls draining
Must be a very bad infection if that's needed "
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In [insert place] with time to kill but no way of doing it. Anyone got any ideas? (I always want to say have a wank then watch a film)
This place is full of cranks (possibly not... just ppl that have said no to you)
Etc etc. I'm a crank though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've bulk deleted my 500 messages by accident, please message again!
Ffs use your filters.
There currently seems to be a lot of, 'can you deliver 420' and 'anyone got '.
No idea who this Charlie fella is, but he seems popular |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has any one said fab my pics? Makes me laugh when I see that I think bless them they need to ask for fabs
FAB MY ANUS plz Matt.... "
Double dare you to put that as your status  |
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"I've bulk deleted my 500 messages by accident, please message again!
Ffs use your filters.
There currently seems to be a lot of, 'can you deliver 420' and 'anyone got '.
No idea who this Charlie fella is, but he seems popular "
Bulk deletes are just so ignorant |
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"I've bulk deleted my 500 messages by accident, please message again!
Bulk deletes are just so ignorant "
Oh man. I've seen multiple profiles where the status is something like "I've just bulk deleted 500 unread messages, couldn't be arsed LOL" and the profile says "If you've messaged once and I don't reply, don't message again." |
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""Am I on your hotlist?"
I know it's a forum dare, but it looks pretentious. We now take people off our hotlist when we see it  - Mrs"
I'm sorry you don't like it, but playing this game has brought me more positive attention than anything else short of physically going to a club and meeting people in the flesh. |
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""Am I on your hotlist?"
I know it's a forum dare, but it looks pretentious. We now take people off our hotlist when we see it - Mrs
I'm sorry you don't like it, but playing this game has brought me more positive attention than anything else short of physically going to a club and meeting people in the flesh. "
Yeah I know it has its merits. We participated once shortly after we joined and got a few surprisingly nice messages. But we won't do it again as it can come across negatively on profiles who you know have notions of themselves. Just an opinion |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've bulk deleted my 500 messages by accident, please message again!
Bulk deletes are just so ignorant
Oh man. I've seen multiple profiles where the status is something like "I've just bulk deleted 500 unread messages, couldn't be arsed LOL" and the profile says "If you've messaged once and I don't reply, don't message again.""
Thing is that it’s difficult to bulk delete ‘by accident’ so it’s just a shite way of saying ‘I’ve deleted all messages because I can’t be bothered reading them’ |
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