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If you were allowed any pet no exceptions what would you choose?
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"An orangutan, and his name would be "Clyde"...
.. or "The Librarian"  "
Ook! The Librarian would be better, he'd bring peanuts and banananananananas.....could get Nanny Ogg to do some cooking....Carrot and Oyster pie, 2 main ingredients, 1 so you can see in the dark, t'other so you've something to look at  |
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"I quite like to have a couple of rats, as they are really intelligent and fun to be with.
However, I do not believe the cat and dog would like them.
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Not even stewed with some ferret & seasoning!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An orangutan, and his name would be "Clyde"...
.. or "The Librarian"
Ook! The Librarian would be better, he'd bring peanuts and banananananananas.....could get Nanny Ogg to do some cooking....Carrot and Oyster pie, 2 main ingredients, 1 so you can see in the dark, t'other so you've something to look at "
Only thing is, I'd have to make sure that no visitors use the 'm' word |
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"We'd have a cat and a bird.
A Tiger and a Golden Eagle should do.
An eagle would be good but superram's Dragon would be great if it could breathe fire. Reminds me of the ex's mother  "
'scuse me young man but I do not believe that I have technically purchased a Dragon as yet, but may be willing to do a swap for GEMINIMAN's with my Polar Bear as it will not let me near any of my Fox's glacier mints.  |
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Cors I'd swap you buddy the polar bear would be good at parties for breaking the ice lol
Polar bears don't eat penguins because ther poles apart altho they do quite like the chocolate ones
I'd also like a unicorn or the flying dog thing off never ending story  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Black panther or leopard or lion.....think my puddycat would still scare the big cats off tho...
well I ain't feeding it  "
Well u feed my pussy now and she clawed ya ......a panthers nowt compared to my fearsome pussy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd have a great white shark, killer whale and a dolphin in a big pool in my back garden noone would try and brake into my house then. "
yeah they would just walk round the big pool ....................  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd have a great white shark, killer whale and a dolphin in a big pool in my back garden noone would try and brake into my house then.
yeah they would just walk round the big pool .................... "
they would be intersted in what's inside my pool and once they find out what's init they will run a mile. I would train the dolphin to wet them. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about a dyathinkesaurus
Whats one of them???
sorry but that had me in stitches
I'm glad you laughed did you laugh your knickers off?
If you were wearing any "
none on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd want a hippo, but as I dont want to share my chocolate or buy a lifetimes worth of cabbages I'm going for a giraffe instead.
When it's done with the pesky trees at the bottom of my garden I will earn cash hiring it out to friends/neighbours/ other people and at night it can sleep on my bedroom windowsill from the garden |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would live to have the space and the spare time to own a couple of Alaskan Malamutes or Bernese Mountain Dogs.
Just think they are stunning looking animals.
Big and furry with a cute face and a tendency to slobber - just like me |
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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago
South Gloucestershire |
"the alien from the alien franchise
oh yeah, theyre awesome, they would scare off some of the idiots from this site "
not just on this site, imagine a well trained one for people knocking at the door
NUISCANCE"Have you ever wondered whether god exists?"
PET OWNER " No but i do believe in aliens.....sick em girl"
NUISCANCE"aaaaaaaargh....."  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tyranorsaurous Rex, then visit every chav with one of the stupid dangerous dogs, and let my T Rex rip it to shreds.
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I would have a Komodo dragon. It would have pretty much the same effect and eat the dog. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They say t-rex wernt an aggressor it was a mean looking mother fucker but a scavenger.....go for the velosa raptor ggggrrrr"
I don't buy it............ And velocoraptors were about the size of a large chicken.............
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