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The majority seem to be poor drivers not all though, only today I almost got sideswipe by 1 as he was cutting in and out of traffic, but then again most young lads driving cars more powerful than their experience is not just audi owners |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think it's a bit stereotypical, good cars not sure anyone who drives one is any worse than anyone else.
Indeed, a shit driver is a shit driver in any car "
Agreed, we are only all as good as our last journey. I was excellent going to the supermarket  |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"??? Your thoughts and opinions .
And im one. But not a loonatic when driving it..
I switched to BMW  "
I should have had Audi but the salesman was a dick and couldn’t be bothered so I went next next door and bought a BMW. I drive in Eco mode so it accelerated slowly, and I actually know where the indicators are |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"Don’t Audi, BMW & Mercedes drivers own the road and therefore are allowed to drive like loons and none of the rules apply?!   "
Don't own the road or drive like a loon but definitely ignore some of the rules, like turning left on red when it’s safe, or ignoring temp traffic lights , doesn’t everyone ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tts driver here! Reliable and surprisingly practical, I can get my triathlon bike in the back with the rear seats down. Not a comfortable dogging car though 
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
"??? Your thoughts and opinions .
And im one. But not a loonatic when driving it..
Just like every other driver? It’s not the car that makes someone drive like a dick. "
Cars don't make people drive in a certain way but certain drivers will gravitate towards a certain brand of car. Personally I have only known BMW drivers to be aggressive twat drivers. |
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"I don't feel the need to compensate for my manhood so I drive a Vauxhall 
What am I compensating for then with my Audi I wonder??  "
There shall always be stereotypes and stereotypers... thus endeth the lesson |
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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago
A little village |
"I don't feel the need to compensate for my manhood so I drive a Vauxhall
What am I compensating for then with my Audi I wonder??
There shall always be stereotypes and stereotypers... thus endeth the lesson "
I’ve missed monkey’s lessons. I don’t know how I’ve made it through the past 5 months without them. |
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"I don't feel the need to compensate for my manhood so I drive a Vauxhall
What am I compensating for then with my Audi I wonder??
There shall always be stereotypes and stereotypers... thus endeth the lesson
I’ve missed monkey’s lessons. I don’t know how I’ve made it through the past 5 months without them. "
Bless you my child
I shall anoint you with the holy poop ... feel free to chuck |
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"If someone pisses me off on the road. There's a high percentage they're in an Audi.
If you're constantly being pissed off by other drivers ... what is the common factor?  "
No where did I say I was constantly pissed off. |
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"If someone pisses me off on the road. There's a high percentage they're in an Audi.
If you're constantly being pissed off by other drivers ... what is the common factor?
No where did I say I was constantly pissed off. "
I was generalising, it seems to happen often |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fancy Skoda... *runs and hides*  "
There was a skoda estella in the road that I grew up in, it was definitely a wolf in sheeps clothing. The thing ate most cars it went up against. |
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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago
gillingham |
"Audi drivers can’t quite stretch to a lovely merc
I had a merc before the audi "
i did it other way round had Audi now a merc like them both loads Audi was faster merc is smother and comfier showing my age lol fair I think BMW drivers seem worse of all to be fair I guess if yer ass behind wheel don't mater what you drive yer be an ass on road x just my opinion i had a BMW ages back to when I was an idiot well more of an idiot than I am now x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had a few as company cars, but on the whole they've been boring as fuck - like a slightly more solid and grippy version of a VW, which are boring and predictable too. Nice for six months and then you're just counting down the days until the lease is up....  |
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By *atJWMan
over a year ago
Bishop Waltham |
Having to drive a lot for my work I use to think it was the young school boy yuppie racers in their series 3 BMW’s that were the prats of the road, but for some reason they have now gravitated to Audi’s. Especially the A4 and A5s!
I sometimes look at some of the twats driving these cars and wonder how they can afford them? |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
I rolled back into an Audi once at traffic lights as I diddnt like the vibes , using my audio sensors I stopped right at the point of touching bumpers as touching is not classed a collision. He was so pissed off with me I thought he was going to spontaneously combust |
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"I've had a few as company cars, but on the whole they've been boring as fuck - like a slightly more solid and grippy version of a VW, which are boring and predictable too. Nice for six months and then you're just counting down the days until the lease is up.... "
I found the same when I had an A4 as a courtesy car. For a petrol it was really sluggish as well. Definitely find them the most dull a round of the main 3 German manufacturers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"driving an audi or bmw just shows a lack of imagination, follow the herd
What would you recommend instead that's not following the herd? Alfa / volvo /jaguar "
Only Alfa produce anything remotely interesting out of those 3, RS6 & M5 beat all of the offerings comfortably, quadrofoglio is a nice car but I'll stick with my Audi and BMW |
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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
Catthorpe |
"driving an audi or bmw just shows a lack of imagination, follow the herd"
Love blasting my tt around the country lanes. You can tell the creators didn't lack imagination, so much fun and it's rapidly quick, a great buzz.  |
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"driving an audi or bmw just shows a lack of imagination, follow the herd
What would you recommend instead that's not following the herd? Alfa / volvo /jaguar "
The Alfa Giulia is a nice looking motor. Volvo and Jag are *fairly* mainstream though - nice to see Volvo's reputation seemingly improved. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"driving an audi or bmw just shows a lack of imagination, follow the herd
What would you recommend instead that's not following the herd? Alfa / volvo /jaguar
Only Alfa produce anything remotely interesting out of those 3, RS6 & M5 beat all of the offerings comfortably, quadrofoglio is a nice car but I'll stick with my Audi and BMW"
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"driving an audi or bmw just shows a lack of imagination, follow the herd
What would you recommend instead that's not following the herd? Alfa / volvo /jaguar
Only Alfa produce anything remotely interesting out of those 3, RS6 & M5 beat all of the offerings comfortably, quadrofoglio is a nice car but I'll stick with my Audi and BMW"
Dunno, the F-Type is a looker. Also I'm not *that* fussed about performance, so I'd take the M2 over the M5 quote happily.
I've not long since swapped from the AMG A45 to the A35. Honestly I think I'm getting ready to settle down into a sensible car now I've got a dog |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I remember growing up, if your parents had a BMW/Audi you were considered rich! Only going back 20 years ago, but nobody seemed to have a decent car back then.
Now everyone’s driving around in one, a new 69 or 20 plate and financed up to the bollocks for the privilege I wonder if the steering wheel shots on insta are worth the monthly payments |
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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago
A little village |
"I remember growing up, if your parents had a BMW/Audi you were considered rich! Only going back 20 years ago, but nobody seemed to have a decent car back then.
Now everyone’s driving around in one, a new 69 or 20 plate and financed up to the bollocks for the privilege I wonder if the steering wheel shots on insta are worth the monthly payments "
Yes. They are.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I remember growing up, if your parents had a BMW/Audi you were considered rich! Only going back 20 years ago, but nobody seemed to have a decent car back then.
Now everyone’s driving around in one, a new 69 or 20 plate and financed up to the bollocks for the privilege I wonder if the steering wheel shots on insta are worth the monthly payments "
Don't buy new,let some other fool pay the large chunk of the depreciation and then buy it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"??? Your thoughts and opinions .
And im one. But not a loonatic when driving it.."
Do they know what the funny little stick on the left of the steering wheel does?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"driving an audi or bmw just shows a lack of imagination, follow the herd
What would you recommend instead that's not following the herd? Alfa / volvo /jaguar
Only Alfa produce anything remotely interesting out of those 3, RS6 & M5 beat all of the offerings comfortably, quadrofoglio is a nice car but I'll stick with my Audi and BMW
Dunno, the F-Type is a looker. Also I'm not *that* fussed about performance, so I'd take the M2 over the M5 quote happily.
I've not long since swapped from the AMG A45 to the A35. Honestly I think I'm getting ready to settle down into a sensible car now I've got a dog "
Not driven the f type but been in one, quite nippy for a big car. Evoque has more room if you decide to go for a bit of "apres ski" apparently  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not an Audi fan, worked on them for 12 years, since deiselgate extreme cost cutting measures are obvious throughout the range and dealerships. Prefer BMWs.
I’d rather drive cheap bangers, with a strong preference for hairdresser cars. |
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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago
A little village |
"Audi, BMW and Mercedes drivers can be divided in two categories, women and men. Women have no perception of how big the car is and men are just major that road rage tools. That's it. "
I love a good Fab generalisation. A thread wouldn’t be complete without one. |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"I remember growing up, if your parents had a BMW/Audi you were considered rich! Only going back 20 years ago, but nobody seemed to have a decent car back then.
Now everyone’s driving around in one, a new 69 or 20 plate and financed up to the bollocks for the privilege I wonder if the steering wheel shots on insta are worth the monthly payments "
You’re so right , it’s culture but also progress, no need for old unreliable cars. When my daughter passed at 17 I dale she could have my 6 year old BM, she said no thanks for £299 a month she can get a brand new one..... |
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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago
Witney |
"Audi, BMW and Mercedes drivers can be divided in two categories, women and men. Women have no perception of how big the car is and men are just major that road rage tools. That's it.
I love a good Fab generalisation. A thread wouldn’t be complete without one. "
Just talking by experience, the whole point of the topic was to give an opinion and I gave mine
Prove me wrong and I'll shut up forever. |
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