In Internet slang, a troll is a person who starts flame wars or intentionally upsets people on the Internet by posting inflammatory and digressive, off-topic messages in an online community (such as a Forum or chat room,) with the intent of provoking readers into displaying emotional responses and normalising tangential discussion either for the troll's amusement or a specific gain.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ex Chelsea footballer Dan Petrescu is the only footballer ever to have a tv show about animals named after him

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Ex Chelsea footballer Dan Petrescu is the only footballer ever to have a tv show about animals named after him

Ex footballer Paolo Wanchope is the only footballer to have a surname that accurately describes what he took to the last BBQ he attended.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The Cheetah is the only cat that can't retract its claws

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Ex Chelsea footballer Dan Petrescu is the only footballer ever to have a tv show about animals named after him

Ex footballer Paolo Wanchope is the only footballer to have a surname that accurately describes what he took to the last BBQ he attended. "

Paolo Wanchope v Man Utd

I was there

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVdaDkiIOfM

#superramfan

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By *irth VaderMan over a year ago

glasgow

People who buy drills don’t need a drill. They just need a hole.

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

If your cat brings you half dead birds and animals it’s trying to teach you to hunt , it thinks your crap.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did you know, that before the crowbar was invented, most crows just drank at home?....their bars are closed due to Corvid

Shouldn't that be crovid?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In Internet slang, a troll is a person who starts flame wars or intentionally upsets people on the Internet by posting inflammatory and digressive, off-topic messages in an online community (such as a Forum or chat room,) with the intent of provoking readers into displaying emotional responses and normalising tangential discussion either for the troll's amusement or a specific gain. "

Says you...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m a waste of space

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Says you... "

Says Wikipedia apparently

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Says you...

Says Wikipedia apparently "

Well Wiki-motherfucking-pedia can kiss my ass.

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By *olarbear73Man over a year ago

Glasgow

For the avoidance of doubt. Polar bears do not eat penguins. They are partial to a ginger nut or a twix though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"For the avoidance of doubt. Polar bears do not eat penguins. They are partial to a ginger nut or a twix though. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Woodchucks don't chuck wood

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By *r.HMan over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

Any point in the UK is no more than 75 miles away from a beach

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By *r.HMan over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

No number from 1 to 999 includes the letter "a" in its word form.

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

"Before the invented cats eyes fire the middle of the road the used to bury the heads of dead creatures such as cats, foxes etc

The person who invented cats eyes got the idea while driving at night and his headlights shone into the eyes of a cat. If the cat had been facing the other way, he'd have invented the pencil sharpener.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any point in the UK is no more than 75 miles away from a beach

I live near the furthestmost point in the Uk from a beach, but currently you cant keep me away from the beach!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For the avoidance of doubt. Polar bears do not eat penguins. They are partial to a ginger nut or a twix though. "

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By *ubble-squeak69Couple over a year ago

england

You can't sneeze with your eyes open

Your foot is the same length from your elbow to your wrist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did you know, that before the crowbar was invented, most crows just drank at home?....their bars are closed due to Corvid

Shouldn't that be crovid? "
..ummm No Its deffo Corvid ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can only get a tapeworm from eating pork.... (Sean Lock)

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"No number from 1 to 999 includes the letter "a" in its word form."

Eight hundred And Fifty Six ??

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By *occerstar579Man over a year ago

harrogate

Sharks have never killed on land.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No number from 1 to 999 includes the letter "a" in its word form.

Eight hundred And Fifty Six ??"

One and a half ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sharks have never killed on land."

A hammer head probably has ...

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By *occerstar579Man over a year ago

harrogate

[Removed by poster at 22/07/20 08:50:07]

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By *oc30Man over a year ago

Cheltenham

Inventor of Sildenafil( Viagra ) was called Dr Woods

that made me chuckle

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan over a year ago

Torquay

A full kindle weighs slightly more than an empty one

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By *iceButtSlimMan over a year ago

somewhere

We have been in some form of lock-down for the same amount of time that Brian Adams was at No1 with Everything I do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It usually takes three birds to change a lightbulb, but toucan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No dogs were harmed when making hotdogs

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By *ogue78Man over a year ago

edinburgh

The Krankies are actually quite a happy couple...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When people use the term 'raining cats and dogs' cats and dogs don't actually fall from the sky

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

The slow worm, it's not a worm and can move quite quickly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When people use the term 'raining cats and dogs' cats and dogs don't actually fall from the sky"

Wait what

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By *hezuMan over a year ago

London

All lives matter

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"All lives matter

Ah, that’s not a fact though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When people use the term 'raining cats and dogs' cats and dogs don't actually fall from the sky"

The first time I heard that was in primary school. It was a Welsh teacher who said it and honestly I was scared to look out the classroom window as the rain chucked it down

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By *r.HMan over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

The most common password is "123456"

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