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Is there anything more satisfying..?
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By *xmfrvn OP Man
over a year ago
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Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado. |
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"Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado. "
But you haven't tasted my inside yet... |
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"Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado. "
I'd smash that  |
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"Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado.
I'd smash that "
Bet you say that to all the avocados.... |
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"Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado. "
Oh yes with sweet chilli sauce on toast  |
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By *xmfrvn OP Man
over a year ago
Stoke-on-Trent |
"Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado.
But you haven't tasted my inside yet..."
This is true. Can I eat you on toast though? |
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"Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado. "
Rump Steak and Homemade Chips is better |
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"Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado.
But you haven't tasted my inside yet..."
Dam thats an invitation I would live to receive |
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By *xmfrvn OP Man
over a year ago
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"Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado.
Oh yes with sweet chilli sauce on toast "
Got to be something powerful to contrast the mellow creaminess. Marmite is my go to, but I sometimes just eat it from the skin, splash of Worcester sauce, pepper, olive oil. Oof. |
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By *xmfrvn OP Man
over a year ago
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"Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado. Rump Steak and Homemade Chips is better "
Then whack some avo on top, perfect meal. |
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"Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado. Rump Steak and Homemade Chips is better
Then whack some avo on top, perfect meal. "
Ewww no , I'd rather eat my belly button fluff |
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"Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado.
But you haven't tasted my inside yet...
This is true. Can I eat you on toast though? "
Only if we fuck in the kitchen. I don't want crumbs in bed |
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By *xmfrvn OP Man
over a year ago
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"Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado. Rump Steak and Homemade Chips is better
Then whack some avo on top, perfect meal.
Ewww no , I'd rather eat my belly button fluff "
Well, sir, you are welcome to! |
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By *xmfrvn OP Man
over a year ago
Stoke-on-Trent |
"Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado.
But you haven't tasted my inside yet...
This is true. Can I eat you on toast though?
Only if we fuck in the kitchen. I don't want crumbs in bed "
This works with my breakfast kink. |
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"Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado.
But you haven't tasted my inside yet...
This is true. Can I eat you on toast though?
Only if we fuck in the kitchen. I don't want crumbs in bed
This works with my breakfast kink. "
Tell me more... |
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By *xmfrvn OP Man
over a year ago
Stoke-on-Trent |
"Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado.
But you haven't tasted my inside yet...
This is true. Can I eat you on toast though?
Only if we fuck in the kitchen. I don't want crumbs in bed
This works with my breakfast kink.
Tell me more..."
Breakfast makes me horny. Not much more to it really.
Well, more horngry, I suppose. The shimmering glisten of crispy bacon... The sultry ooze of a well fried egg...
You don't get a body like this without frying things in butter. |
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By *abonWoman
over a year ago
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Very timely post! I have just eaten half of a perfect one now. Sliced, and tucked into fresh bread with hummus.
Keeping the other half for later...stone hole will be filled with extra virgin and a splash of balsamic  |
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"Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado.
Oh yes with sweet chilli sauce on toast "
Now I’m hungry. X |
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"Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado. "
Love them mashed up on hot wholemeal toast. |
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By *xmfrvn OP Man
over a year ago
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"Very timely post! I have just eaten half of a perfect one now. Sliced, and tucked into fresh bread with hummus.
Keeping the other half for later...stone hole will be filled with extra virgin and a splash of balsamic "
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By *xmfrvn OP Man
over a year ago
Stoke-on-Trent |
"Aged rump steak and double cooked beef dripping chips -that is all  "
Christ, that is great. But it's always going to be great - there's not the same elation of finding your fickle avo is perfect. |
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By *xmfrvn OP Man
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"Than a perfect avocado? More often than not they're rock hard or brown mush. I found one I'd forgotten about, felt too mushy from the outside, but it's the most beautiful thing I think I'll see all day. Sorry ladies, but you can't compete with good avocado.
Love them mashed up on hot wholemeal toast."
Best with brown. Any butter/condiments? |
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