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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
I thought this was a joke thread and was going to add that I was skipping down the frozen aisle of a super market, using a string of sausages as a rope when I tripped and ended up head first in the frozen chip freezer; but then I realise that you were being serious OP.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"so i was swinging a 3ltr bottle of milk for some reasons unknown and i lost grip and it went flying across the shop literally and smashed 3 bottles of wine  has anyone else done anything like this i felt a right knob   "
No never.
Did you have to pay????
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"I thought this was a joke thread and was going to add that I was skipping down the frozen aisle of a super market, using a string of sausages as a rope when I tripped and ended up head first in the frozen chip freezer; but then I realise that you were being serious OP.
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"so i was swinging a 3ltr bottle of milk for some reasons unknown and i lost grip and it went flying across the shop literally and smashed 3 bottles of wine has anyone else done anything like this i felt a right knob
No never.
Did you have to pay????
T"
no apparantly the shops at fault for any accidents a customer makes so i got off clean just the floor diddnt  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ive gone low blood sugar wise in shops a few times and just stood there stuffing my face but I had to pay.
Who knew eh!!!!
You fuck up and they pay!!!!
Nice.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was at the checkout putting my shopping in bags and minding my own business when at the next checkout a jar of pasta sauce went hurtling towards the customer as it had been scanned and then fell over the side and smashed on to the floor....somehow it managed to splatter my beautiful white blouse with red sauce over my boobs!!
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"I was at the checkout putting my shopping in bags and minding my own business when at the next checkout a jar of pasta sauce went hurtling towards the customer as it had been scanned and then fell over the side and smashed on to the floor....somehow it managed to splatter my beautiful white blouse with red sauce over my boobs!!
Her x"
nightmare I hope you diddnt have to walk home |
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"I was at the checkout putting my shopping in bags and minding my own business when at the next checkout a jar of pasta sauce went hurtling towards the customer as it had been scanned and then fell over the side and smashed on to the floor....somehow it managed to splatter my beautiful white blouse with red sauce over my boobs!!
Her x nightmare I hope you diddnt have to walk home "
Thankfully not, I dashed to the car and was internally screaming at the thought of ruining my blouse. A few Mark's are still slightly visible....I know they are there grrr |
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"I was at the checkout putting my shopping in bags and minding my own business when at the next checkout a jar of pasta sauce went hurtling towards the customer as it had been scanned and then fell over the side and smashed on to the floor....somehow it managed to splatter my beautiful white blouse with red sauce over my boobs!!
Her x nightmare I hope you diddnt have to walk home
Thankfully not, I dashed to the car and was internally screaming at the thought of ruining my blouse. A few Mark's are still slightly visible....I know they are there grrr"
wouldn't white wine sort it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had a can of G&T in my basket before, thrown in another item on top (can't remember what but it had sharp corners) and pierced the can and it fountained out all over me and the floor! I had to find an assistant and let them know I'd made a puddle as I soggily & gingerly handed the can to them |
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"I was at the checkout putting my shopping in bags and minding my own business when at the next checkout a jar of pasta sauce went hurtling towards the customer as it had been scanned and then fell over the side and smashed on to the floor....somehow it managed to splatter my beautiful white blouse with red sauce over my boobs!!
Her x nightmare I hope you diddnt have to walk home
Thankfully not, I dashed to the car and was internally screaming at the thought of ruining my blouse. A few Mark's are still slightly visible....I know they are there grrr wouldn't white wine sort it? "
My semen had been proven to work on red stains though the owner needs to be wearing it with sexy lingerie and killer heels whilst I 'do my thing' |
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As a kid I was pratting about with the automatic doors of a shop to see if I could sneak up on them.
I found that if I moved slow enough I could.
Then someone walked up and they opened, but as they didn't detect me, they closed again after... on my head!
Scared the shit out of me as they started squeezing.
Luckily they detected that something was blocking them and stopped.
Not done that since. |
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"I was at the checkout putting my shopping in bags and minding my own business when at the next checkout a jar of pasta sauce went hurtling towards the customer as it had been scanned and then fell over the side and smashed on to the floor....somehow it managed to splatter my beautiful white blouse with red sauce over my boobs!!
Her x nightmare I hope you diddnt have to walk home
Thankfully not, I dashed to the car and was internally screaming at the thought of ruining my blouse. A few Mark's are still slightly visible....I know they are there grrr wouldn't white wine sort it?
My semen had been proven to work on red stains though the owner needs to be wearing it with sexy lingerie and killer heels whilst I 'do my thing' "
Let's do it because I really like that blouse 
Her x |
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"I was at the checkout putting my shopping in bags and minding my own business when at the next checkout a jar of pasta sauce went hurtling towards the customer as it had been scanned and then fell over the side and smashed on to the floor....somehow it managed to splatter my beautiful white blouse with red sauce over my boobs!!
Her x nightmare I hope you diddnt have to walk home
Thankfully not, I dashed to the car and was internally screaming at the thought of ruining my blouse. A few Mark's are still slightly visible....I know they are there grrr wouldn't white wine sort it?
My semen had been proven to work on red stains though the owner needs to be wearing it with sexy lingerie and killer heels whilst I 'do my thing'
Let's do it because I really like that blouse
Her x"
Oh please don't tease... You've got me all excited now! |
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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago
Coventry |
"so i was swinging a 3ltr bottle of milk for some reasons unknown and i lost grip and it went flying across the shop literally and smashed 3 bottles of wine has anyone else done anything like this i felt a right knob "
Oops no. I'd of been mortified ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm really bad with lightbulbs. I've smashed them by accident when shopping but I always make sure to tell staff as I feel bad for customers. And when I worked in retail I pushed a huge trolley into a shelf of lightbulbs that sold for £10.00 each.  |
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I'm really bad with lightbulbs. I've smashed them by accident when shopping but I always make sure to tell staff as I feel bad for customers. And when I worked in retail I pushed a huge trolley into a shelf of lightbulbs that sold for £10.00 each. "
Jesus.. You must be feckin tall to be going around smashing all the light bulbs!!! |
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"I thought this was a joke thread and was going to add that I was skipping down the frozen aisle of a super market, using a string of sausages as a rope when I tripped and ended up head first in the frozen chip freezer; but then I realise that you were being serious OP.
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I'm really bad with lightbulbs. I've smashed them by accident when shopping but I always make sure to tell staff as I feel bad for customers. And when I worked in retail I pushed a huge trolley into a shelf of lightbulbs that sold for £10.00 each.
Jesus.. You must be feckin tall to be going around smashing all the light bulbs!!!"
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"I was at the checkout putting my shopping in bags and minding my own business when at the next checkout a jar of pasta sauce went hurtling towards the customer as it had been scanned and then fell over the side and smashed on to the floor....somehow it managed to splatter my beautiful white blouse with red sauce over my boobs!!
Her x nightmare I hope you diddnt have to walk home
Thankfully not, I dashed to the car and was internally screaming at the thought of ruining my blouse. A few Mark's are still slightly visible....I know they are there grrr wouldn't white wine sort it?
My semen had been proven to work on red stains though the owner needs to be wearing it with sexy lingerie and killer heels whilst I 'do my thing'
Let's do it because I really like that blouse
Her x"
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I'm really bad with lightbulbs. I've smashed them by accident when shopping but I always make sure to tell staff as I feel bad for customers. And when I worked in retail I pushed a huge trolley into a shelf of lightbulbs that sold for £10.00 each.
Jesus.. You must be feckin tall to be going around smashing all the light bulbs!!!
10ft2
It's a curse not a blessing "
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I’ve collapsed in the middle of tesco with a trolley full of shopping and a baby and toddler in there. The woman who came to my rescue still talks of that day 6 years later. I was mortified, thankfully convinced them not to phone an ambulance - definite way to get all the stares from nosy folk! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When my son was younger he threw a jar of jam out of the trolley in sainsbury's. It smashed on the floor. I wish said floor had opened up and swallowed me!
I still have no idea why he did it. It's not like he was upset or anything. Hes definitely not the sort of kid to throw a wobbly in a supermarket let alone a jar of jam. |
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