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By *John OP Man
over a year ago
Newcastle upon Tyne |
I have some chilli plants growing in pots on the window sill. They've been doing great, producing lots of flowers. But then the flowers die and drop off.
The internet tells me that this is because they're not being pollinated - no insects inside to do the job. If you grow them indoors you have to pollinate them yourself. Stroke the bits inside the flower to transfer the pollen where it needs to go.
So I've been wanking my pot plants.
What did you never think you'd end up doing? |
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"I have some chilli plants growing in pots on the window sill. They've been doing great, producing lots of flowers. But then the flowers die and drop off.
The internet tells me that this is because they're not being pollinated - no insects inside to do the job. If you grow them indoors you have to pollinate them yourself. Stroke the bits inside the flower to transfer the pollen where it needs to go.
So I've been wanking my pot plants.
What did you never think you'd end up doing?"
 this made me laugh.
There are loads of things I never thought I'd end up doing. |
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"I have some chilli plants growing in pots on the window sill. They've been doing great, producing lots of flowers. But then the flowers die and drop off.
The internet tells me that this is because they're not being pollinated - no insects inside to do the job. If you grow them indoors you have to pollinate them yourself. Stroke the bits inside the flower to transfer the pollen where it needs to go.
So I've been wanking my pot plants.
What did you never think you'd end up doing?"
So sorry I read that as wanking on my pot plants first time |
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"I have some chilli plants growing in pots on the window sill. They've been doing great, producing lots of flowers. But then the flowers die and drop off.
The internet tells me that this is because they're not being pollinated - no insects inside to do the job. If you grow them indoors you have to pollinate them yourself. Stroke the bits inside the flower to transfer the pollen where it needs to go.
So I've been wanking my pot plants.
What did you never think you'd end up doing?"
You know you could have put it outside for a few hours everyday, much easier than tossing off the chilli |
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