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So this lock down shenanigans has left me realising I do need a husband 
So many jobs need doing around the place and the trades all being furloughed, not working for safety reasons etc. Not complaining about this.
Just had the  moment that I need a hubby.
Must be very handy, very handy and very sexy  |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"So this lock down shenanigans has left me realising I do need a husband
So many jobs need doing around the place and the trades all being furloughed, not working for safety reasons etc. Not complaining about this.
Just had the moment that I need a hubby.
Must be very handy, very handy and very sexy "
And sexy, tall and with long hair, yes OP?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So this lock down shenanigans has left me realising I do need a husband
So many jobs need doing around the place and the trades all being furloughed, not working for safety reasons etc. Not complaining about this.
Just had the moment that I need a hubby.
Must be very handy, very handy and very sexy "
 . Don’t forget the Prenup |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So this lock down shenanigans has left me realising I do need a husband
So many jobs need doing around the place and the trades all being furloughed, not working for safety reasons etc. Not complaining about this.
Just had the moment that I need a hubby.
Must be very handy, very handy and very sexy "
DIY! I've got a hubby and he's bloody useless. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So this lock down shenanigans has left me realising I do need a husband
So many jobs need doing around the place and the trades all being furloughed, not working for safety reasons etc. Not complaining about this.
Just had the moment that I need a hubby.
Must be very handy, very handy and very sexy "
Am I eligible to apply for the position x |
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"So this lock down shenanigans has left me realising I do need a husband
So many jobs need doing around the place and the trades all being furloughed, not working for safety reasons etc. Not complaining about this.
Just had the moment that I need a hubby.
Must be very handy, very handy and very sexy
And sexy, tall and with long hair, yes OP? "
tall long haired man here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So this lock down shenanigans has left me realising I do need a husband
So many jobs need doing around the place and the trades all being furloughed, not working for safety reasons etc. Not complaining about this.
Just had the moment that I need a hubby.
Must be very handy, very handy and very sexy "
How about a handy, handy man? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This lockdown has shown me that the longer I stare at a loaf of bread and ham it doesnt magically become a sandwich. I think I need a wife...."
You are over-complicating the situation. Bite off a bit of bread and a bit of ham, lick a bit of mustard off the knife (teaspoon if you are posh) and chew.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So this lock down shenanigans has left me realising I do need a husband
So many jobs need doing around the place and the trades all being furloughed, not working for safety reasons etc. Not complaining about this.
Just had the moment that I need a hubby.
Must be very handy, very handy and very sexy "
I was gonna say do you wanna borrow John ... However everyone's definition of sexy is difficult xx |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"So this lock down shenanigans has left me realising I do need a husband
So many jobs need doing around the place and the trades all being furloughed, not working for safety reasons etc. Not complaining about this.
Just had the moment that I need a hubby.
Must be very handy, very handy and very sexy
DIY! I've got a hubby and he's bloody useless. "
Get him to buy you a new build then put him out to rest. Anything breaks they send a little man out to fix it... |
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"So this lock down shenanigans has left me realising I do need a husband
So many jobs need doing around the place and the trades all being furloughed, not working for safety reasons etc. Not complaining about this.
Just had the moment that I need a hubby.
Must be very handy, very handy and very sexy "
I am handy xx |
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"So this lock down shenanigans has left me realising I do need a husband
So many jobs need doing around the place and the trades all being furloughed, not working for safety reasons etc. Not complaining about this.
Just had the moment that I need a hubby.
Must be very handy, very handy and very sexy "
You don't need a hubby you need bob the builder  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So this lock down shenanigans has left me realising I do need a husband
So many jobs need doing around the place and the trades all being furloughed, not working for safety reasons etc. Not complaining about this.
Just had the moment that I need a hubby.
Must be very handy, very handy and very sexy "
I want one too |
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"So this lock down shenanigans has left me realising I do need a husband
So many jobs need doing around the place and the trades all being furloughed, not working for safety reasons etc. Not complaining about this.
Just had the moment that I need a hubby.
Must be very handy, very handy and very sexy
And sexy, tall and with long hair, yes OP? "
Ahem.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So this lock down shenanigans has left me realising I do need a husband
So many jobs need doing around the place and the trades all being furloughed, not working for safety reasons etc. Not complaining about this.
Just had the moment that I need a hubby.
Must be very handy, very handy and very sexy
DIY! I've got a hubby and he's bloody useless.
Get him to buy you a new build then put him out to rest. Anything breaks they send a little man out to fix it..."
He doesn't buy me anything, we buy things together! Equality darling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was gonna say do you wanna borrow John ... However everyone's definition of sexy is difficult xx
I think you'll find he's already taken "
Ahhh what's bigamy between friends xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What makes you think he can do the DIY? Its 2020 and equality wokeness. Do it yourself "
I've been doing it myself since 1986, fuck relying on a bloke. Yeah and for the big O too  |
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"What makes you think he can do the DIY? Its 2020 and equality wokeness. Do it yourself
I've been doing it myself since 1986, fuck relying on a bloke. Yeah and for the big O too "
I'm an ex-property developer. I don't lack the skills |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"I can emulsion and change light bulbs, also very good at putting bins out, oh I know how to cook curly fries now as well"
They are the trickiest of the oven fries to get right, good work. |
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"I can emulsion and change light bulbs, also very good at putting bins out, oh I know how to cook curly fries now as well
They are the trickiest of the oven fries to get right, good work."
Oh it's a skill then |
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"My hubby is sexy and I love him to bits, he's a tradesman, but I rarely get jobs done at home as he's sick of doing them day in day out for everyone else
Jo x"
I was like that years ago, why do today what you can put off until tomorrow, used to be my motto. 
Then I gave ma head a wobble and got things done at home as well |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"I've been lucky enough to find some trades men more than willing to work in your home, as they obviously need the money, and I am ever thankful for them "
I've had a cupboard raised to allow room for a new fridge freezer, I've had a light switch changed from inside to outside a room to allow said freezer, I have had brilliant plumbers to see to my boiler and in turn replace my radiators and I have had shit delivery guys who dumped said fridge freeze just inside my front door! Which was left wide open and blocked by it!
Did I leave a shit review to AOL.com damn right I did, I'm 5'1 and less than 7 stone, how the fuck was I meant to move a fucking fridge freezer?
If they show it and you see it, yes it was from from me!  |
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I used a drill for the first time in forever the other week and put a bathroom mirror up.
You can do it!
I also did a bit of plastering in the living room on Wednesday.
I think I'm too afraid now to ever go down that love route again so I better bloody learn all this stuff myself |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"I used a drill for the first time in forever the other week and put a bathroom mirror up.
You can do it!
I also did a bit of plastering in the living room on Wednesday.
I think I'm too afraid now to ever go down that love route again so I better bloody learn all this stuff myself "
Your a braver woman than I am, but I hope it all works out for you x |
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You mean people don't do some of these handyman things when going on meets?
I've cleaned out a fridge, fixed some plumbing, picked up shopping, fixed kids bikes, put pictures up and allsorts.....
I must be doing something wrong lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So this lock down shenanigans has left me realising I do need a husband
So many jobs need doing around the place and the trades all being furloughed, not working for safety reasons etc. Not complaining about this.
Just had the moment that I need a hubby.
Must be very handy, very handy and very sexy "
how about a part time one? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So this lock down shenanigans has left me realising I do need a husband
So many jobs need doing around the place and the trades all being furloughed, not working for safety reasons etc. Not complaining about this.
Just had the moment that I need a hubby.
Must be very handy, very handy and very sexy "
Did you find one OP? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've worked all of lockdown and fed up looking at everyone's freshly painted houses, and garden renovations. I only need my shed reinforced and insulated for my hot tub |
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I build furniture, I can plumb, do electrics, tile, decorate, decent cook, build decking, design buildings, weld, machine most things.
But... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You don't need to marry him to get the jobs sorted. Use him and abuse him ( they love that). Have you gone crazy "
My ex has said he'd do the DIY job for a shag(its a big job)... mmmm... is that bartering ?? |
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"My hubby is sexy and I love him to bits, he's a tradesman, but I rarely get jobs done at home as he's sick of doing them day in day out for everyone else
Jo x
I was like that years ago, why do today what you can put off until tomorrow, used to be my motto.
Then I gave ma head a wobble and got things done at home as well "
Good man! |
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"So this lock down shenanigans has left me realising I do need a husband
So many jobs need doing around the place and the trades all being furloughed, not working for safety reasons etc. Not complaining about this.
Just had the moment that I need a hubby.
Must be very handy, very handy and very sexy "
Learn to do it yourself..YouTube!
Do my own DIY |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So this lock down shenanigans has left me realising I do need a husband
So many jobs need doing around the place and the trades all being furloughed, not working for safety reasons etc. Not complaining about this.
Just had the moment that I need a hubby.
Must be very handy, very handy and very sexy
DIY! I've got a hubby and he's bloody useless. "
Hahaha
My first one was totally useless but second one is a real gem  |
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