All I know is this: nobody's very big in the first place, and it looks to me like everybody spends their whole life tearing everybody else down due to the pandemic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know now why you cry, but it's something I can never do due to the pandemic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think she's the fuck of the century due to the pandemic

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

I will find you and I will kill you due to the pandemic

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By *G LanaTV/TS over a year ago

Gosport

Have you got any plans, Jim? Do you want us to find a cure and save the world or just fall in love and fuck? Plans are pointless. Staying alive is as good as it gets due to the pandemic.

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Is it raining? I hadn't noticed, due to the pandemic.

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By *G LanaTV/TS over a year ago

Gosport

Peachy, Kate. The world's my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart due to the pandemic.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The list is long but distinguished.

Yeah - and so's my Johnson. Due to the pandemic.

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

"Do you expect me to talk?"

"No, Mr Bond. I expect you to die due to the pandemic."

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By *i1971Man over a year ago

Cornwall

You see, you're turning into a kind of serial monogamist. One girlfriend after another, yet you never really let anyone near you due to the pandemic

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

I guess what I'm trying to say is, that if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change due to the pandemic.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

I'm giving serious thought to eating your wife due to the pandemic.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Space...

...the final frontier

These are the voyages of the starship... Enterprise.

Its 5 year mission to explore strange new worlds.

To seek out new life and new civilizations.

To boldly go where no man has gone before.

Due to the pandemic.

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By *siancouplehantsCouple over a year ago

K-PAX

If you build it they will come due to the pandemic

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By *adbury girlWoman over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Here’s looking at you kid due to the pandemic

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By *siancouplehantsCouple over a year ago

K-PAX

Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape due to the pandemic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What is your nationality?

I'm a d*unkard due to the pandemic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist due to the pandemic.

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By *AYENCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine due to the pandemic

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By *ud and BryanCouple over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

The Day After Tomorrow has been postponed due to the pandemic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Shaken, not stirred due to the pandemic

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By *all me FlikWoman over a year ago

Galaxy Far Far Away

I'm going to cut your heart out with a spoon due to the pandemic

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By *ighland gentlemanMan over a year ago

Ardgay

There's no place like home due to the pandemic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OK, so the idea of this is to post a famous film quote, and end it "due to the pandemic"

I need to return some videotapes, due to the pandemic. "

We do not grant you the rank of master due to the pandemic

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Be excellent to each other...due to the pandemic

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By *.nottsbloke..Man over a year ago

the vale

1st rule of fight club. We dont talk about fight club. Due to the pandemic

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By *ighland gentlemanMan over a year ago

Ardgay

Listen Seymour, just because you put a strange and exotic plant in the window doesn't mean we're going to get more customers due to the pandemic

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

I love you.

I know, due to the pandemic.

Empire Strikes Back Leia and Han.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm going to cut your heart out with a spoon due to the pandemic "

There is no spoon due to the pandemic

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Party on dudes! Due to the pandemic

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By *teppen.WolfMan over a year ago

The wild west

"He treats objects like women" due to the pandemic

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Innan han dog, hängde din bror mig från en krok på grund av pandemin.

The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2011)

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Nobody puts baby in the corner, due to the pandemic..

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

"Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean, due to the pandemic?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why don't you put the bunny back in the box, due to the pandemic.

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By *r.HMan over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

This is Sparta due to the pandemic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy due to the pandemic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Top gun... "take me to bed or lose me forever" due to this pandemic cos I will do a zoom quiz otherwise

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By *quaman87Man over a year ago

colchester

Oh I'm gonna burn this motherfucker down, king Kong ain't got shit on me - due to the pandemic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya because of the fucking pandemic.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw! Due to the pandemic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're egos writing cheques your body can't cash due to the pandemic

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By *ighland gentlemanMan over a year ago

Ardgay

Final report, the commercial star-ship Nostromo. Third officer reporting. The other members of the crew—Kane, Lambert, Parker, Brett, Ash, and Captain Dallas—are dead. Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier within six weeks. With a little luck the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off due to the pandemic

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By *r.HMan over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt, me. Due to the pandemic.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan over a year ago

Ardgay

They don't like it up them, due to the pandemic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“- Dr. Alec Harvey: Could you really say goodbye? Never see me again?

- Laura Jesson: Yes, if you'd help me.

- Dr. Alec Harvey: I love you, Laura. I shall love you always until the end of my life. I can't look at you now cause I know something. I know that this is the beginning of the end. Not the end of my loving you but the end of our being... due to the pandemic”

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