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Well I like owls of course I do

By *ob Carpe Diem OP Man over a year ago

Torquay

But honestly mate I know where your territory is and so does the other guy, maybe you should think about vole hunting to keep Mrs owl happy.

By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Saw a hawk being chased off by two irate blackbirds in the garden today.

The jackdaws all stayed well out of the way on the roof and watched.

Me and the cats were agog!

By *ob Carpe Diem OP Man over a year ago

Torquay

"Saw a hawk being chased off by two irate blackbirds in the garden today.

The jackdaws all stayed well out of the way on the roof and watched.

Me and the cats were agog!"

Blimey a buzzard wouldn't have stood for that I suspect

By *iger4uWoman over a year ago

In my happy place

Ive only recently learned that owls have long legs.

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I was having an outdoor date with a lady the other day when an Owl swooped at me , causing me to stumble and fall into the river .

I gave up on the date after that as I was Too Wet To Woo

By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

"I was having an outdoor date with a lady the other day when an Owl swooped at me , causing me to stumble and fall into the river .

I gave up on the date after that as I was Too Wet To Woo

Ok, maybe I need to stop drinking, but I laughed!