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Make me laugh! I’m feeling moody!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Right you bunch of sweet mentalists. I’m feeling a bit down and moody today so I challenge you to cheer me up!
Make me laugh!
The gauntlet has been thrown! Who will accept the challenge?!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A couple of questions before I agree, Is it a left or right hand gauntlet?
Is there some hand sanitizer nearby I can borrow?"
I always carry hand sanitizer.
And I’d suggest the both gauntlets just got added drama.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A couple of questions before I agree, Is it a left or right hand gauntlet?
Is there some hand sanitizer nearby I can borrow?
I always carry hand sanitizer.
And I’d suggest the both gauntlets just got added drama. "
So a socially distanced gauntlet fight? Anyone got a catapult?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A couple of questions before I agree, Is it a left or right hand gauntlet?
Is there some hand sanitizer nearby I can borrow?
I always carry hand sanitizer.
And I’d suggest the both gauntlets just got added drama.
So a socially distanced gauntlet fight? Anyone got a catapult? "
More like two knights jousting, gauntlet at the end of the spears. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A couple of questions before I agree, Is it a left or right hand gauntlet?
Is there some hand sanitizer nearby I can borrow?
I always carry hand sanitizer.
And I’d suggest the both gauntlets just got added drama.
So a socially distanced gauntlet fight? Anyone got a catapult?
More like two knights jousting, gauntlet at the end of the spears."
Sounds like something from a Hot Shots! film |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I went to Waterstones and asked if they had any books on turtles.
“Hard back?”, the girl said.
“Yes!”, I replied, “with little heads”."
I laughed a little bit too much at that one  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A couple of questions before I agree, Is it a left or right hand gauntlet?
Is there some hand sanitizer nearby I can borrow?
I always carry hand sanitizer.
And I’d suggest the both gauntlets just got added drama.
So a socially distanced gauntlet fight? Anyone got a catapult?
More like two knights jousting, gauntlet at the end of the spears.
Sounds like something from a Hot Shots! film "
They’re lances not spears!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So obviously the right hand gauntlet is called Righty Knighty. Any suggestions for the left one? I want to put on a Punch and Judy style puppet show for the OP. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So obviously the right hand gauntlet is called Righty Knighty. Any suggestions for the left one? I want to put on a Punch and Judy style puppet show for the OP. "
Lefty Lucy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So obviously the right hand gauntlet is called Righty Knighty. Any suggestions for the left one? I want to put on a Punch and Judy style puppet show for the OP. "
Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Velma is holding a quiz night in the mystery machine and asks shaggy to name one of Africa’s big five animals.
“ Rhino “
“ I know you do scooby but it’s not your turn “ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Velma is holding a quiz night in the mystery machine and asks shaggy to name one of Africa’s big five animals.
“ Rhino “
“ I know you do scooby but it’s not your turn “ "
Ok, that is pure gold!! X |
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By *r.HMan
over a year ago
A gentleman never tells |
A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey........and a cola.”
“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender.
The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure. I was born with them.” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right you bunch of sweet mentalists. I’m feeling a bit down and moody today so I challenge you to cheer me up!
Make me laugh!
The gauntlet has been thrown! Who will accept the challenge?! "
So there was the misses , getting smashed in the Arsehole and I thought to myself .... what strange name for a pub |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right you bunch of sweet mentalists. I’m feeling a bit down and moody today so I challenge you to cheer me up!
Make me laugh!
The gauntlet has been thrown! Who will accept the challenge?!
So there was the misses , getting smashed in the Arsehole and I thought to myself .... what strange name for a pub "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry you feel grumpy OP. Apologies in advance if I don't make you smile.
What do you call a parade of Rabbits hopping backwards???
A receding hare line
What do you call a magic dog?
A labracadabrador
Sorry  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry you feel grumpy OP. Apologies in advance if I don't make you smile.
What do you call a parade of Rabbits hopping backwards???
A receding hare line
What do you call a magic dog?
A labracadabrador
Sorry "
Ok THAT made me snort laugh. Very unladylike but I enjoyed it. |
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A Tortoise was returning home one evening when it viciously attacked by two snails
The police arrived and asked the Tortoise to explain what happened in his own words .
“ I don’t know “ replied the Tortoise “ it all happened so fast !” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was in boots chemisted I said to the woman behind the counter have you got any travel sickness pills and some condoms
She siad if it makes you sick why do you do it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A guy walks into the chemist and asks for "a pack of condoms and paracetamol"
The chemist jokes "Someone's gonna have a good time"
The guy a bit pissed off replies "No, I got a fucking headache"
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