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over a year ago
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Just had to share what Phil MaCavity, a dustman down our pub who after 30 years of marriage has recently come out of the closet just for an easier life, says about women over 40...
A man over 40 will occasionally wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?', just so he can enjoy the peace and quiet.
If a man over 40 wants to watch the game, he does, as he accepts that there are plenty of things like washing up, ironing, dusting and baking that will keep his wife happily occupied for 90 minutes, always lots of women’s work to be done.
Men over 40 are resigned to their fate. They fully understand that for 25% of their year they stand more chance of reasoning with a Shiite fundamentalist terrorist than they do with their partner, and for the other 75% they will simply never understand them
Older men are generous with praise, often undeserved but it’s the only way to enjoy a quiet life. They know the answer to the “does this dress make my bum look big” question is no it’s all the chocolate and cakes you eat that do that, but they would never say it. Men get psychic as they age.
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40 as they accept that you having been with them for 20 years fully entitles you to the odd misdemeanour.
Once they get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 understands that their partner knows it’s all to do with chocolate and cakes.
Older men are worldly wise and switched on. Practice tells them that a bit of chat, a couple of brandy and babychams and a fish super is always going to get them into most older women’s knickers.
For every stunning, smart, well-coifed, hot woman over 40, there are a 100 others who have yet to grasp the fact that lycra does not always look good and a full length mirror by the front door would be money spent really really well.
For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free,' there are thousands of others joining websites like this
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I never shag a guy with an IQ over 40... nothing against them........ just canna find them.....  "
And the male population of UK breathes a collective sigh of relief |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I never shag a guy with an IQ over 40... nothing against them........ just canna find them.....
And the male population of UK breathes a collective sigh of relief "
no they all got confused and clicked the str8 icon..... |
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"I never shag a guy with an IQ over 40... nothing against them........ just canna find them.....
And the male population of UK breathes a collective sigh of relief
no they all got confused and clicked the str8 icon....."
I agree with you view |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How old is OLD?
Suppose everybody has a different viewpoint. I don't think I look my age, definitely don't act it but feel a lot older than it at times!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"mmmm older men .... i blame donald sutherland and dennis hopper when i was growing up for my love of older guys "
For a moment I thought you meant Donald Pleasance |
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"mmmm older men .... i blame donald sutherland and dennis hopper when i was growing up for my love of older guys
For a moment I thought you meant Donald Pleasance "
oooh you need a smack for that !!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"mmmm older men .... i blame donald sutherland and dennis hopper when i was growing up for my love of older guys
For a moment I thought you meant Donald Pleasance
oooh you need a smack for that !! "
Yes please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How old is OLD?
Suppose everybody has a different viewpoint. I don't think I look my age, definitely don't act it but feel a lot older than it at times! "
anyone over 40 is old to me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How old is OLD?
Suppose everybody has a different viewpoint. I don't think I look my age, definitely don't act it but feel a lot older than it at times!
anyone over 40 is old to me "
Cow
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My FB just the RIGHT age
old enuff to appreciate what he gets and old enuff to enjoy it "
You forgot to add he has worked out your easy, which helps |
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Well, as an "older" man I have found that many - not all - women under 40 cannot appreciate good sex. Older men have the experience in life, sex & eveything else and i've found it mostly wasted on women under 40! Give me a woman over 40 anytime!! She usually has nothing to prove, has sufficient experience to please her man and accepts the foibles of the older male!
However, I'm always happy to be proved wrong but I'll not hold my breath!
& remember... growing old is compulsory, growing up is not! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Nooooo he has to work for what he gets...believe me "
Some guys will do anything for a cooked breakfast, although in your case I suspect that what he needs to do to earn it is not to unappealing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well, as an "older" man I have found that many - not all - women under 40 cannot appreciate good sex. Older men have the experience in life, sex & eveything else and i've found it mostly wasted on women under 40! Give me a woman over 40 anytime!! She usually has nothing to prove, has sufficient experience to please her man and accepts the foibles of the older male!
However, I'm always happy to be proved wrong but I'll not hold my breath!
& remember... growing old is compulsory, growing up is not!"
i prefer a man under 40 cuz they dont just bob upndown, lol
boom boom |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well, as an "older" man I have found that many - not all - women under 40 cannot appreciate good sex. Older men have the experience in life, sex & eveything else and i've found it mostly wasted on women under 40! Give me a woman over 40 anytime!! She usually has nothing to prove, has sufficient experience to please her man and accepts the foibles of the older male!
However, I'm always happy to be proved wrong but I'll not hold my breath!
& remember... growing old is compulsory, growing up is not!
i prefer a man under 40 cuz they dont just bob upndown, lol
boom boom "
Isn't that the name of the guy with no arms and legs in the swimming pool..............bob |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Two bulls were standing in the top field
the young bull said "dad look at all them lovely cows in the lower field" lets run down there and have one"
The older bull replies " no son lets walk down there and have them all"  |
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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago
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"Two bulls were standing in the top field
the young bull said "dad look at all them lovely cows in the lower field" lets run down there and have one"
The older bull replies " no son lets walk down there and have them all" "
Nice 1 xxx |
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