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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Let's have some fun, what's the most outrageous, funny and ridiculous sexual comments you have heard or read.

"there is nothing better than good sex, but bad sex? A peanut butter and jam sandwich is better than bad sex".

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love fanny farts.

Just saying.

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By *hefmike555Man  over a year ago

south west


"Let's have some fun, what's the most outrageous, funny and ridiculous sexual comments you have heard or read.

"there is nothing better than good sex, but bad sex? A peanut butter and jam sandwich is better than bad sex".

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I love fanny farts."

Put another dime in the jukebox baby

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By *hefmike555Man  over a year ago

south west

It will be the best 30 seconds of your life is mine.

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I love fanny farts.

Just saying."

I’ve got a mate who absolute loves this always says how he’s going home to get his misses to fanny fart while he Wanks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.

Betty Friedan

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It will be the best 30 seconds of your life is mine.

Morning all "

Morning good saying made me grin

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.

Betty Friedan"

Totally true so why do it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It will be the best 30 seconds of your life is mine.

Morning all "

Thirty seconds? You stallion!

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By *hefmike555Man  over a year ago

south west


"It will be the best 30 seconds of your life is mine.

Morning all

Morning good saying made me grin "

Makes me do too along with walking into the bedroom saying look at that 17 stone of pure dynamite to be greeted with a reply of shame there is only a two inch fuse

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By *hefmike555Man  over a year ago

south west


"It will be the best 30 seconds of your life is mine.

Morning all

Thirty seconds? You stallion! "

Morning Lorenzo it includes removal of socks too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"it felt like a tic-tac in a bucket"

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By *hefmike555Man  over a year ago

south west


""it felt like a tic-tac in a bucket" "

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By *ltrMan  over a year ago

sheffield

It was like waving a picnic sausage in a railway tunnel said in a cafe by a dhl driver

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By *affeine DuskMan  over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Don't you f*cking dare look me in the eye, you beautiful piece of sh*t"

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ruined her so badly she ended up looking like a punched lasagne

I mean... That's just so wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What à way to start the day had a good laugh have an awesome day folks

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By *hefmike555Man  over a year ago

south west


"What à way to start the day had a good laugh have an awesome day folks "

You too

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