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over a year ago
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"I'd settle for being wanked off with a ham sandwich....
How can a ham sandwich wank you off?
I could show you if you bring one over..... "
Will you want English mustard on it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd settle for being wanked off with a ham sandwich....
How can a ham sandwich wank you off?
I could show you if you bring one over.....
Will you want English mustard on it "
You sick woman! Maybe that nasty French stuff would add some friction....
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd settle for being wanked off with a ham sandwich....
How can a ham sandwich wank you off?
I could show you if you bring one over.....
Will you want English mustard on it
You sick woman! Maybe that nasty French stuff would add some friction....
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Didn't know if you liked it hot |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd settle for being wanked off with a ham sandwich....
How can a ham sandwich wank you off?
I could show you if you bring one over.....
Will you want English mustard on it
You sick woman! Maybe that nasty French stuff would add some friction....
Didn't know if you liked it hot "
Never call me chicken..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I angle it right, he can rest his sandwich on my butt during the blowjob... "
You only say that because you know the sandwich wouldn't get any attention |
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"Ladies if your man is hungry and horny, do you first make him a sandwich or give him a blowjob "
Easy, feed him a steak sandwich while blowing him. ( I have to do it that way 'cause he's tied up.) |
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