Anyone remember a few years ago now when I was getting attacked in my bedroom by the B.A fucking Baraccus of the moth world?
I think he's sent his big bro 
I didn't even see the cunt I just felt wind in my hair and heard what sounded like a hand held bastard fan against my ear.
Someone pass the flamethrower or maybe give me a reason to get my arse out of bed and try to catch it and toss it out the window.
It's that big I should be charging it rent! |
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over a year ago
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"I remember that. One of the funniest threads ever! 
Or was it a daddy long legs? Whatever the fuck it was they're ganging up on me!"
I think it was buzzing! Can’t remember what it was! |
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"I remember that. One of the funniest threads ever!
Or was it a daddy long legs? Whatever the fuck it was they're ganging up on me!
I think it was buzzing! Can’t remember what it was! "
It was dive bombing me I remember that much  |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
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God that reminded me when I was in Northeast brazil once. Was sitting outside at night in a café and felt something wizz past me. Only realized what it was when I saw it drop on the table. A huge fucking mutant flying roach! |
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"God that reminded me when I was in Northeast brazil once. Was sitting outside at night in a café and felt something wizz past me. Only realized what it was when I saw it drop on the table. A huge fucking mutant flying roach! "
Hell no |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
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"God that reminded me when I was in Northeast brazil once. Was sitting outside at night in a café and felt something wizz past me. Only realized what it was when I saw it drop on the table. A huge fucking mutant flying roach!
Hell no "
The locals laughed when they saw me jump out of my chair! |
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"God that reminded me when I was in Northeast brazil once. Was sitting outside at night in a café and felt something wizz past me. Only realized what it was when I saw it drop on the table. A huge fucking mutant flying roach!
Hell no
The locals laughed when they saw me jump out of my chair! "
Evil swines!
This fucker is like an Apache helicopter. I can't believe it's given me earache. One second there was nothing the next it was just right there at my ear
It better not have thrown babies out the door and into my ear canal
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"Oooh I love moths  they are just gothic butterflies  "
I don't mind em usually, but I don't appreciate the attack out of nowhere. It was there all ninja like then kapow. It's gone into ninja mode again and I'm preparing myself for its next assault |
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"Oooh I love moths they are just gothic butterflies
I don't mind em usually, but I don't appreciate the attack out of nowhere. It was there all ninja like then kapow. It's gone into ninja mode again and I'm preparing myself for its next assault"
I had a huge locust do this to me in zante. Landed on my head the beast |
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"Oooh I love moths they are just gothic butterflies
I don't mind em usually, but I don't appreciate the attack out of nowhere. It was there all ninja like then kapow. It's gone into ninja mode again and I'm preparing myself for its next assault
I had a huge locust do this to me in zante. Landed on my head the beast "
Different if you'd said "here locust locust, come be my friend" but ya didn't. It took advantage.
I've turned the light off now and hoping it'll come out of hiding and head over to the telly.
I think maybe it's a bit of a pervo. I've got butterflies on my voile, yes, I went posh and got voile for my bedroom windows. I'm reckoning it went to mate with a voile butterfly, realised it was just curtain and then wanted to punish me for getting his penisy hopes up |
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"Moths aren't going to hurt you. 
Moths are just butterflies with bad PR. "
That's not entirely true. It's given me earache from the downdraft, or it is downdraught? The wind.
Think it's having a nap and waiting for back up to arrive
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Moths are not generally noisy, even the big ones. Their wings are very efficient. If you didnt see it I would put money on a Maybug or Doodlebug. A beetle. They are coming to their end now but they are incredibly noisy in flight - like a much louder messier sounding bee - and seem to have a penchant for buzzing humans.
Also known as the Cockchafer...  |
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"Moths are not generally noisy, even the big ones. Their wings are very efficient. If you didnt see it I would put money on a Maybug or Doodlebug. A beetle. They are coming to their end now but they are incredibly noisy in flight - like a much louder messier sounding bee - and seem to have a penchant for buzzing humans.
Also known as the Cockchafer... "
Was definitely a big ole mothie, that's how he managed to ninja me. It wasn't a buzz that I heard it was literally the air compressing at my ear opening, he turned my listener into a wind tunnel |
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"Is it a type of Hawk Moth? The Elephant Hawk Moth is lovely, for example. Though not if it's scaring you "
I'll see if I can get a picture if it's still lurking. At a guess I'd say it was a hairy one |
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Anyone remember a few years ago now when I was getting attacked in my bedroom by the B.A fucking Baraccus of the moth world?
I think he's sent his big bro
I didn't even see the cunt I just felt wind in my hair and heard what sounded like a hand held bastard fan against my ear.
Someone pass the flamethrower or maybe give me a reason to get my arse out of bed and try to catch it and toss it out the window.
It's that big I should be charging it rent! "
That made me chuckle. |
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