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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Apparently the guy who invented footwear for one legged beachgoers has gone bust .

He told reporters " It was a flop " .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Boom boom!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Let's have some jokes for a shitty Monday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apparently the guy who invented footwear for one legged beachgoers has gone bust .

He told reporters " It was a flop " ."

Tut

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Aussies don't fuck, Aussies mate.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Apparently the guy who invented footwear for one legged beachgoers has gone bust .

He told reporters " It was a flop " .

Tut

Well I thought it was funny anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.......

Ba dum tish!!!!!!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Aussies don't fuck, Aussies mate."

They do indeed my fair maiden x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.......

Ba dum tish!!!!!!!"

See now I like that , stupid jokes are the best

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By *arlomaleMan over a year ago

darlington

Who invented the see through bra??? Seymour tit

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Aussies don't fuck, Aussies mate.

They do indeed my fair maiden x"

Fair maiden?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they'd crack each other up..

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they'd crack each other up.."
That's an awful yolk !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call a nervous Jedi?

Panickin Skywalker.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"What do you call a nervous Jedi?

Panickin Skywalker.

Absolutely awful . It passes

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By *he-Curious-CoupleCouple over a year ago

Rhondda

What’s a space man ?

Something your park your car in man.

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What do you call a french man in sandals ?

Phillipe Phallop

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What’s a wok?

Something you throw at a Wabbit when you ain’t got a wifle.

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By *he-Curious-CoupleCouple over a year ago

Rhondda

My mum never believed me when I told her i could drive spaghetti..

You should of seen her face when i drove pasta!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"My mum never believed me when I told her i could drive spaghetti..

You should of seen her face when i drove pasta!"

Both awful and therefore I love em

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have just solder my old vacuum cleaner on e bay. Well it was just gathering dust.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have just solder my old vacuum cleaner on e bay. Well it was just gathering dust."

Sold ffs

It the way I tell em!

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By *ecretpantyTV/TS over a year ago

lisburn

More corny ones please

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By *r.HMan over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

What do you call a Spanish man leaving a hospital?

Manuel

*Bows* leaves stage

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By *he-Curious-CoupleCouple over a year ago

Rhondda

who can drink 5 ltrs of petrol without being sick ................jerry can

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Doctor told me to stop masturbating.

When I asked why? She said.

"I'm trying to exam you"

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I went to the gym last week, and I noticed a hole in my trainer big enough to put my finger in which I did.

Shes now made a formal complaint and I'm banned for life.

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Why do scuba divers go off the boat backwards ????? .....,......... Because if they went forwards they would still be in the boat !!!!

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Some bastard nicked me trainers and hi viz today,

Well he can run but he can’t hide

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Went for an interview to be a farrier. I was asked if I have shoed a horse before? My answer was no but I told a donkey to fuck off once

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I went to a zoo the other day and it only had one animal which was a dog!!!

It was a shitzu.

That’s it I’m all out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Came out of Asda today and noticed a gash on my bonnet

So I told her to sit on her own car

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's E.T short for.................. Because he only has little legs

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

I met a nice Dutch woman with inflatable shoes on here a while ago.

Just tried contacting her for a meet, but unfortunately she's popped her clogs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Went to the garden centre today. A man comes up to me and says ‘do you want decking?’

He won’t be doing that again....... I got the first punch in.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"who can drink 5 ltrs of petrol without being sick ................jerry can

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Doctor told me to stop masturbating.

When I asked why? She said.

"I'm trying to exam you"

———

I went to the gym last week, and I noticed a hole in my trainer big enough to put my finger in which I did.

Shes now made a formal complaint and I'm banned for life.

———

Why do scuba divers go off the boat backwards ????? .....,......... Because if they went forwards they would still be in the boat !!!!

———

Some bastard nicked me trainers and hi viz today,

Well he can run but he can’t hide

———

Went for an interview to be a farrier. I was asked if I have shoed a horse before? My answer was no but I told a donkey to fuck off once

———

I went to a zoo the other day and it only had one animal which was a dog!!!

It was a shitzu.

That’s it I’m all out

love em

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Egg and chicken in bed. Egg leans back with a satisfied smirk. Slightly annoyed chicken goes "Well I think we answered that question!"

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By *appytrailmanMan over a year ago

Manchester

What did 2 say to 3 when 6 started acting like an idiot?

Don't worry, hes just a product of our times.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"What did 2 say to 3 when 6 started acting like an idiot?

Don't worry, hes just a product of our times."

Awful and yet funny

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Egg and chicken in bed. Egg leans back with a satisfied smirk. Slightly annoyed chicken goes "Well I think we answered that question!""

We love the classics

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By *on779Man over a year ago

west mersea colchester

Why do we plant bulbs????

So the worms can see where there going lol

Terrible I know lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Why do we plant bulbs????

So the worms can see where there going lol

Terrible I know lol "
Yes that is dire . So it passes

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By *on779Man over a year ago

west mersea colchester

"Why do we plant bulbs????

So the worms can see where there going lol

Terrible I know lol Yes that is dire . So it passes

Thanks

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

When Colonel Sanders died they buried him in a cardboard bucket with a lemon wipe.

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